Chapter 2 First Kill Reward!
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Much of it is mockery.
"Who knows, my family, just because I paid for a meal for my girl, I feel like I want to pursue her? Let me tell you, if my girl sells your VX for fifty, she already thinks highly of you. At least you In her mind, there is still a value of fifty yuan! You are like this, and you still have the nerve to ask how you can find a girlfriend and how you can become a star? Just go to hell!"
"I'm so dead down here! I still want to find a goddess-level partner with such a look. There aren't too many ordinary men nowadays! I suggest you change your head before you come out, otherwise it will be too scary!"
"Zhou Jingyao is a goddess in the foreign language department. Don't you know what the conditions are? Who gives you the courage to think you are worthy of her? If you want to find a girlfriend, go and be reincarnated!"
[Received advice (go to death), difficulty level 10 stars, after completion, you can get an S-level reward treasure chest]
[Received advice (reincarnation), difficulty level 15 stars, after completion, you can get SS level reward treasure chest]
[Received suggestion (change head), difficulty level 19 stars, after completion, you can get SSS level reward treasure chest]
"..."
Li Youzhi was speechless for a long time as he looked at the system prompts that were refreshed along with the vicious comments.
After all, the system still thinks too highly of him - he just died once and has no courage at all!
Although this face makes people despair, it is better to live than to die, right?
[Solemn reminder: Users can choose recommended tasks of corresponding difficulty to complete based on their own circumstances. The system will not force users to choose, but the higher the difficulty level of the recommended suggestions, the more generous the rewards will be.]
Li Youzhi felt a little more comfortable when he saw the novice tips popping up in the system.
He looked viciously at the comments that were obviously coming out for Zhou Jingyao and snorted coldly.
It’s just fate’s bullying, you stinkers also want to ride on the head of King Benyan and shit.
Xiao Bichi, just wait for me, this matter is not over yet!
Ignoring the taunts, Li Youzhi continued to read the comments.
Among a lot of vicious ridicules, a slightly fresh and refined comment quickly caught Li Youzhi's eyes.
The Frog Who Can't Eat: "Enough of the bitches in the comment area! Objectively speaking, my condition is pretty good, but I just don't know how to take care of myself. I suggest that I change my hairstyle and clothes. I'm black The circles under my eyes are a bit heavy, so I suggest you wear a pair of black-rimmed glasses. Make your hair slanted back and wear a black casual suit. Your temperament will be improved by at least 50%! Come on, buddy!"
Woo woo woo...
Seeing the reply in the comment area, Li Youzhi felt that the world still had some color.
Look, look!
There are good people in this world...
He must be very handsome.
[Receive suggestions (change hairstyle and outfit, difficulty level 3 stars), and after completion, you will receive an F-level reward chest]
Li Youzhi, who was holding his cell phone and finally got a serious piece of advice, stood up from the rooftop in a hurry.
A truly strong person never resents his current predicament.
There is no use in feeling sorry for yourself.
Self-strengthening is the only option to get out of the quagmire!
Looking at this vast world, the species that can survive are never the most beautiful, nor the strongest, nor even the smartest - but the most common ones, the ones most capable of making decisions based on the current situation. Species of reaction and action!
Li Youzhi pushed open the small door of the rooftop and ran down the dormitory building quickly after completing PUA on himself.
He ran out of the school in the eyes of his classmates and plunged into the life street in front of the school.
…
An hour later.
A black suit, a white vest, a pair of white casual shoes and a pair of black-rimmed glasses without prescription were already equipped on Li Youzhi.
Sitting in front of the mirror in the barber shop, Li Youzhi's lips trembled as he looked at the new hairstyle that the androgynous teacher Tony gave him.
As I scanned the QR code to pay for Teacher Tony, the last fifty yuan also disappeared.
Looking at this new image acquired with 515 yuan, Li Youzhi's face gradually became ferocious.
Now he really wanted to beat up the soul who made the suggestion - what kind of suggestion was he making?
Originally, I was just ugly, but now I'm so damn... vulgar and ugly!
"Um...classmate, please stay calm."
On the side, Teacher Tony, who was watching him carefully, shrank his neck and silently put away the scraper on the workbench.
Realizing that Teacher Tony was trembling with fear from the resentment radiating from his body, Li Youzhi took a long breath.
Forget it, let's not argue with this poor ugly guy. When you walk in, you should realize that if you post a picture of an ordinary-looking celebrity on the wall, this person's aesthetics must not be very good.
Thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and took a selfie.
Beep!
[Detected that the user successfully completed a suggestion]
[Reward F-level treasure chest X1]
[It is detected that the user has completed the suggestion for the first time, and benefits for newbies are being distributed...treasure box level +2]
[C-level reward chest is opening...]
[Congratulations to the user for obtaining the skill - Russian Specialization. Description: After using it, you can immediately understand all the grammar of Russian and have enough Russian vocabulary for daily communication. PS: Sukabule is a curse word, but Davari is faith! 】
As the prompts appeared in his mind, scenes and corresponding sounds suddenly passed through Li Youzhi's mind quickly...
"Чтобысталин! Длясоветской мать! Ура!"
Amidst the artillery fire, the tall figure standing on the trench shouted.
"Хлеббудет, молокобудет, всебудеттам.!"
In the dim factory, a small man surrounded by workers shouted.
"Всемгновенно, всепройдет, апрошлоестанетидеальнымвоспоминанием."
On the bank of the Volga River covered with maple leaves, a melancholy poet murmured...
Scenes and sentences merged rapidly in Li Youzhi's mind, and a large amount of information poured into his memory, making him feel dizzy.
He closed his eyes against the swollen temples.
He didn't know how long it took, but when he opened his eyes again, he saw Teacher Tony hiding behind the chair with a nervous expression on his face.
"Classmate, if you think your hairstyle is not good, let's adjust it...if it doesn't work, I'll give you half of your money back."
Sukabulet!
Looking away at the guilty teacher Tony, Li Youzhi turned around and took off a guitar that was used as a decoration in the barber shop.
"Boss, here is your student ID card. Lend me this."
"Hey, done!"
Carrying a guitar, wearing a black suit and a new hairstyle, Li Youzhi walked towards the door.
Before going out, Li Youzhi stopped, turned around and pointed at the poster on the wall.
"Also, boss, change this poster in your store! Put it up with something more beautiful. It will make you look more aesthetically sophisticated."
"Ah, ah, ah?"
Following the direction of Li Youzhi's finger, Teacher Tony suddenly looked strange.
Depend on!
That's Jin Yan, who is known as the most handsome man in domestic entertainment!
If this is not beautiful enough, what kind of appearance is considered high-end?
Damn, she's not that good looking, but she has quite high standards!
While Teacher Tony was scolding him, Li Youzhi had already taken his guitar and headed straight for the girls' dormitory.
After integrating the Russian specialization skills just now, Li Youzhi suddenly remembered something.
The girl who sold her identity is a Russian major.
The more he looked at his image, the more angry he became, so Li Youzhi decided to vent his anger on this scumbag!
…
When Li Youzhi appeared downstairs in the girls' dormitory, he immediately attracted onlookers.
In the environment of a university campus, gossip spreads faster than influenza A.
Within a few hours, the incident between Li Youzhi and Zhou Jingyao had been spread among the majority of friends.
Seeing Da Gua Ben Gua appear downstairs in the girls' dormitory, wearing a handsome suit and holding a guitar, the students who had not eaten their share of melon immediately gathered around him.
Among the crowd, a figure wearing Sad Frog pajamas and holding instant noodles from a generation of young masters was stunned for a moment.
Chewing the crispy noodles, Tu Susu's eyes flashed.
"He really changed his hairstyle, really changed his outfit, and really wore black-rimmed glasses!"
In an instant, a strange feeling arose from Tu Susu's heart.
This feeling is like playing with Barbie dolls when you were a child...a sense of manipulation as an old mother arises spontaneously.
However, the classmates around her had a different attitude.
"Help! He changed his hairstyle and outfit... Why does it look funnier?"
"Pfft, I have to question the idea that a man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle."
"It made me laugh so hard, but this guy still listens to advice. I saw him shaking his hands and commenting before. Someone asked him to change his hairstyle and outfit, and he actually did it. His courage is commendable, but his foundation is too poor... …”
Beep!
[Received stunning value, 135 points]
Li Youzhi's heart bleeds when he hears a soft buzzing from the system next to his ears, as well as the comments and pointing fingers around him.
In the past twenty years, no matter where I went, all I heard was "Holy shit, why does he look so awesome?" How could I have been ridiculed by such a group of people?
Taking a deep breath, Li Youzhi felt that he should not be affected by these comments.
So what the hell is it that I have a bad foundation?
You have no idea what level Teacher Tony is outside this shitty school?
Don’t you know how discerning the owner of the clothing store on Life Street is when buying goods?
In order to prevent himself from crashing to death, Li Youzhi decided to temporarily open up the situation.
My own conditions definitely cannot be improved in a short period of time.
Since this underlying logic cannot be broken, then if you can blame others for things, you must not blame yourself.
The main theme is a rejection of mental internal friction!
Thinking of this, Li Youzhi started shouting to the girls' dormitory.
"Zhou Jingyao! I know you are here. Although you have sold me as a salted fish, the feelings I have given you in the past month are true. As the saying goes, there is a beginning and an end. I wrote a song for you and give it to you now!! "
As he shouted, the surroundings burst into laughter again.
Everyone knew that Li Youzhi was trying to put money on his own face.
What does it mean to have a beginning and an end?
In the beginning, you were listed and sold online!
Automatically blocking the ridicule, Li Youzhi picked up the guitar.
Before time travel, he could play guitar. Although it hasn't reached the level of perfection, it is enough.
As his fingertips plucked, the cheap guitar, originally used only for decoration, emitted a burst of muddy and low strings.
Hearing this prelude, which was flawed but inexplicably superior, the students watching the excitement gradually became quiet.
In the silence, Li Youzhi stared in the direction of the girls' dormitory building and spoke up.
"Шагза 20, Рукимокрые, Мненехватит..."
Like a solitary traveler in the deep forest, his voice was tired and hoarse.
The unique pronunciation and rolling tongue of Russian give his voice a bard-like texture. It seems that it is not singing, but telling a tortuous and turbulent epic.
Beside, the students who had just been quiet erupted in a low voice.
"Shall I go, or in Russian?"
"Hey? Isn't Zhou Jingyao a Russian major? He actually wrote a song specifically for Zhou Jingyao in Russian. She is the most affectionate person in Chengdu!"
"What do these lyrics mean? Does anyone understand it?"
"I don't know, but it sounds sad..."
At the same time, in the open-air corridor on the second floor of the dormitory.
Looking at Li Youzhi singing affectionately downstairs, Zhou Jingyao, who was wearing a long white dress and black hair, curled her lips and a trace of pride flashed across her face.
"This person is really... just a licking dog. He insists on adding drama to himself. What age is it? He still sings love songs downstairs in other people's dormitories. How low."
Hearing her say this, several roommates and sisters beside her also sneered.
"Oh, doesn't this mean that our Yaoyao is charming?"
"Yes, yes, a dog licker who was sold for fifty yuan is so affectionate. If you really chatted with him for a month, wouldn't he have to sacrifice his life for love?"
The few people who were bragging didn't notice that a little old lady with silver hair was standing in the open-air corridor.
After hearing the discussion of several people, the old man frowned tightly.
She looked at Zhou Jingyao and others, and then at Li Youzhi downstairs.
At this time, Li Youzhi had already reached the end of the singing part of the main song.
With a low hum, his singing voice suddenly became louder!
"Умри,еслименянелюбишь.Яломаюруки,яломаюгубы.Яломаютвоётелонасквозь!"
Zhou Jingyao hissed a few times when he heard his singing voice, which was almost gritting his teeth, and his sonorous Russian pronunciation.
"Why are you so anxious while singing?"
"Yeah, it feels a little wrong!"
This time, the little old lady couldn't help it.
"I remember you are Russian majors, right? I saw you in my class, and you don't understand the meaning of this song?"
Zhou Jingyao and others were startled when they heard her voice.
"Sun...Teacher Sun!"
Seeing their professional course teachers, Zhou Jingyao and others quickly greeted them respectfully.
After casting cold glances at several students, Professor Sun Zhihua of the Department of Foreign Languages looked at Li Youzhi downstairs.
"If/you don't love me/just go to hell"
"I will break your wings/bite your lips/completely destroy your body"
“If you don’t love me/go to hell”
"ah?"
Hearing what Sun Zhihua said, Zhou Jingyao and others were stunned.
"Teacher Sun, what are you talking about?"
Sun Zhihua, who put his hands on the railing, turned back with strange and angry eyes.
"The meaning of the lyrics. Fortunately, you are also majoring in Russian. The young man is cursing you to death downstairs, but you are still here thinking that he is singing a love song to you. Alas..."
"Classmate, remember today. When you are old, look back and think about it. Among the many suitors you have abandoned, there is one who has a gorgeous soul."
"From the outside, maybe this young man is not worthy of you. But from the inside, this young man is lucky not to be with you."
After saying this, Sun Zhihua left without looking back.
Behind her, the eyes looking at Zhou Jingyao became exciting.