Chapter 5 It’s up to you to see if I kill you! (Please follow up and read!)
Marveling at the profound boxing skills in that short essay, Li Youzhi closed Weibo and returned to the comment area where he was shaking his hands.
Most of the people who originally paid attention to Li Youzhi's account were students from the Agricultural University, and they knew the cause and effect of the matter.
Now I see that the fairies on Weibo have rushed Li Youzhi regardless of the situation, and they have all stood up to complain.
However, the disparity in numbers and the fairies' aura of ignoring the facts made these excuses seem insignificant.
In less than half an hour, the comment areas of Li Youzhi's only two works had been occupied by fairies and completely turned into sewers.
At this time, there are 413 dormitories in the Agricultural University’s female dormitory.
"Susu... let's forget it. There are too many people on the other side. They cleared hundreds of floors in more than 20 minutes. There are only four of us, so we can't beat them!"
On the upper bunk, Tu Susu's roommate Han Duoduo pointed to the comment area on the phone screen with a grimace.
The other three roommates also put down their mobile phones helplessly, saying that there was really nothing they could do.
Seeing that his teammates really couldn't withstand this headwind, Tu Susu wrinkled his nose while lying on the bed, holding his mobile phone.
"What's wrong with you guys? I usually hit the canyon in black, but I haven't seen you shoot so fast in 3-30!"
"This is different from playing games. The opponent's fighting power is too high, and they are doing one punch after another. I really don't know how to curse..."
"Yes, yes... can fighting against these extreme female fighters be the same as playing a game..."
Hearing this, Tu Susu, who was wearing a sad frog pajama hat, slowly raised his head and raised his delicate brows.
"Isn't this more fun than games?"
Tu Susu stood up and sat on the bed. Tu Susu held out a finger: "This little brother is so funny! It's rare to find someone who is so obedient and has such high execution ability. He will do whatever suggestions are given to him. .Don’t you think this is a fun way to develop a game?”
"Developing a game?"
The four roommates were all stunned.
"When you say that, it seems that you really mean something like that. Raised by a real person?"
"Emmm, speaking of it, it seems a bit like the traveling frog I played a few years ago."
"bingo!"
Seeing that his roommates were stuck in their own rhythm, Tu Susu snapped his fingers: "So, now someone is bullying our frog son, slandering him, humiliating him, and attacking him. What should we do?"
"what to do?"
(⊙ω⊙)(⊙ω⊙)(⊙ω⊙)(⊙ω⊙)
After looking into four pairs of clear and stupid eyes one by one, Tu Susu raised his chin.
"Of course I want to encourage him, comfort him, and let him not be discouraged!"
(ˇˇ)/(ˇˇ)/(ˇˇ)/(ˇˇ)/
After hearing Tu Susu's "enlightenment", the four roommates, who were nourished by maternal love, were instantly filled with fighting spirit and picked up their mobile phones again.
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The other end.
Li Youzhi, who was also holding a mobile phone, took a deep breath.
Although the comment area has been flooded with fairies, the few comments that popped up here and there still made him feel that there is still beauty in this world...!
"Brother, don't be discouraged, you are already great. As long as you persist, I believe you will have a counterattack sooner or later!"
"I feel much more energetic after I changed my new hairstyle, great! Come on!"
"There is still room for improvement. The suit matching is not perfect. It may be because I am too fat and have bumps on the back of my neck. I don't look tall in a suit. I suggest you lose weight!"
"Yes, my little brother is actually quite tall. He looks about 1.7778 meters tall. If he can lose 30 pounds of weight, he will look much better in clothes! Also, the suit you bought today The texture seems too poor.
Men don’t have to have a lot of clothes, but every piece of clothing should not be too cheap. Considering that you are still a student and your conditions may not be so generous, it is recommended to work part-time to increase your income.
Although it is a bit secular to say this, the temperaments of boys with money in their wallets and boys with no money in their wallets are completely different. You don’t have to have too much money, but you can’t be so poor that you don’t feel confident! "
Beep!
[Received advice (lose 30 pounds), difficulty level 5 stars, you will get a B-level treasure chest after completion]
[Received suggestion (find a part-time job), difficulty level 2 stars, you can get F-level treasure chest after completion]
Li Youzhi took a deep breath when he saw the two new suggestion entries refreshed in the system.
The aesthetic standards of netizens this year are not very good, but what they are saying now makes sense!
What is the most perfect state for a man?
Have money in your pocket, good looks on your face, and top-notch temperament!
I obviously have negative points in all three items now, but it is also a way to improve one item first.
Thinking of this, Li Youzhi decided to accept these two suggested tasks.
He didn't take seriously those little fairies who bullied him online.
They are just a group of extremely sophisticated and self-interested giant babies. Wasting a second with them is just a sign of my own immaturity.
You have to look at the essence of things. From the first second he was violently attacked online, he had already put the blame on Zhou Jingyao.
You little bitch, you wrote a short essay to expose your brother Zhi, right?
OK.
If you hit you, I will hit mine. If you make me uncomfortable online, I will kill you in real life!
Whoever dares will be smashed!
Throwing his phone on the table, Li Youzhi rushed into the bathroom, washed and undressed in one go.
He will go to bed early tonight to recharge his batteries.
Starting tomorrow...part-time job and losing weight!
The next day, Li Youzhi got up early in the morning.
Amidst the snoring in the men's dormitory, he quietly walked out of the dormitory.
Facing the rising sun at 6:30 in the morning, he once again came to the pedestrian street at the back gate of the Agricultural University campus.
Before falling asleep last night, he had sorted out his thoughts.
At present, the two easiest suggestions to implement are to find a part-time job and lose weight. These two things are not in conflict with each other.
It's nothing more than finding a part-time job that is the hardest, most tiring, and more rewarding.
In this way, I make money and lose weight.
With this idea in mind, Li Youzhi quickly found a job at a running shop near the campus.
This running company is not large in scale, and its main business is to sell orders for dormitories of the Agricultural University to nearby shops.
There is no basic salary and the fee is based on the piece, ranging from three to five yuan per piece. The company also provides a small e-mule - it's perfect!
After briefly confirming the work content with the manager and adding each other on WeChat, Li Youzhi went to work directly.
Not long after, he received his first order in his part-time career.
"Classmate Xiaozhi, Nuannuan Breakfast Restaurant, deliver four takeaways to the boys' dormitory. Go ahead!"
"Okay!"
After hearing the manager's instructions, Li Youzhi immediately stood up, took the key to the eDonkey and walked out of the store.
Standing on the pedestrian street that was not yet fully activated after eight o'clock in the morning, Li Youzhi took a deep breath of the turbid air mixed with car exhaust.
Then... he took out a white sweatshirt from the bag he carried with him, shook it open vigorously, and put it on.
The sweatshirt was ordinary and even slightly yellowed because it had been worn for so long.
But as soon as Li Youzhi put it on, he immediately attracted the attention of a few passers-by around him.
Not for anything else, just because there are two lines of large characters written in a conspicuous red marker on the back of the sweatshirt;
“A wise man never falls in love, and an unjust man pays for licking!
Zhou Jingyao is a defeated dog under the skirt, and she brings back the blood..."