Chapter 28 It’s not something that humans can do (Try the waters and ask for further reading!)
Hearing Zhao Yun's words, Guo Lin was very helpless.
Why is martial arts now associated with breaking bricks?
I don't know when this started.
Perhaps this is the tragedy of an era.
In ancient times, martial arts were often associated with words such as chivalry, bravery, etc., which were indispensable.
Even if you want to take the head of a general among thousands of troops, it cannot be separated from the word "Martial".
But I don’t know when it started, martial arts turned into dance, and it has become involved with breaking bricks.
Isn't this ridiculous?
Martial arts has even become equated with sensationalism.
After all, those martial artists who promote themselves on the Internet cannot avoid one point. To prove that they have martial arts, they must first break a brick and see.
The only difference is how many bricks are chopped.
You can prove your martial arts skills by breaking bricks, which is a tragedy in itself.
However, Guo Lin didn't think about this. After all, his purpose was to attract attention and increase the popularity of Qingfeng Temple, thereby ensuring that Qingfeng Temple would not be demolished.
Therefore, he, who was supposed to cooperate with the performance, also nodded to Zhao Yun: "Well, although I have no achievements in martial arts, it is still very simple to split a brick."
Anyway, he has a game system where he will learn how to wield a sword and fly around the earth in the future, so he doesn't care about that.
"Really?" Zhao Yun's beautiful eyes lit up and she asked expectantly: "Dao Zhang Guo, can you help me show it to you?"
"Xiaoyun." Zhao Moxin reminded her quickly.
She knew that Daochang Guo was an expert, and it would be rude to ask someone to chop bricks for you.
Guo Lin smiled and said: "This is a small matter, and I can also show it to the three of you."
Just kidding, he needs this kind of reasonable and unobtrusive display opportunity right now. If you guys take a photo and post it on the Internet, it will be the best if it becomes popular.
"Thank you, Taoist priest Guo." Zhao Moxin didn't expect that Taoist priest Guo was so easy to talk to.
Guo Lin smiled and walked out of the yard. There were bricks in the corner outside. He moved 5 bricks in and placed them on the table in the yard.
Seeing that he was really going to show off brick splitting, Zhao Moxin and the three girls hurriedly took out their mobile phones and started filming.
But Guo Lin's next operation shocked them.
He stacked 5 bricks on top of each other.
Those people on the Internet were very poor at splitting bricks, so he planned to do a difficult one.
The three girls were shocked. Can they be split apart if they are stacked together like this?
But after Guo Lin stacked the bricks, he suddenly raised his hand and patted them down.
As a dull slapping sound sounded, the five bricks were shattered together, and they were like tofu dregs.
This scene shocked the three girls of Zhao Moxin and opened their mouths blankly.
Those are 5 bricks, still stacked together.
Daochang Guo slapped it like this, and it was broken into pieces like tofu.
Isn't that awesome?
The lovely Zhao Yun subconsciously picked up a broken brick and tried to break it, but it couldn't be broken at all.
"It's true, this is not tofu!" Zhao Yun said in surprise and seriously.
"..." Zhao Moxin,
"..." Zhao Lin.
The two women didn't want to pay attention to her.
So shameful.
Zhao Lin hurriedly asked politely: "Daozhang Guo, we just took a video of you. Can we post the video online?"
"Pindao has no scruples in this regard." Guo Lin said with a smile.
That means you are free to do whatever you want.
"Thank you, Daozhang Guo." Zhao Lin thanked her immediately.
"Dao Zhang Guo, we have to go check out the water source, so I won't interrupt you for now." Zhao Moxin said respectfully and left with the two girls.
Not many people came to Qingfengguan in the morning.
After all, there are always a few people who like to climb mountains in the morning.
However, a group of people arrived at 10:00 noon. They seemed to be four generations of the family, including an old man, a middle-aged couple, two pairs of young men and women holding hands, and several children.
It is rare to have four generations living under the same roof.
If there is such a thing as reincarnation and blessings, this old man should have accumulated blessings and merits in his previous life.
In the afternoon, Guo Lin watered the vegetable field and heard some tourists coming up to discuss:
"Look at the hot searches for a certain sound, this Taoist priest Guo is popular."
"It's really Taoist Guo. Does he know martial arts?"
"..."
After hearing the conversation between these people, Guo Lin silently returned to the backyard, took out his mobile phone and logged into a certain video. After searching, he actually saw a popular video about himself, which had more than 100,000 likes. .
This is a video posted by an account called ‘Little Princess Lingling’.
But this video is obviously a video of him practicing martial arts in the yard and was filmed by Zhao Moxin and three others.
He clicked on the author's background and took a look. Isn't this Zhao Lin?
The other party actually has 1.2 million fans, and he also specializes in shooting flower arrangement videos.
It's no wonder that the other party went to contract the land with Zhao Moxin to plant flowers.
It's just that the other party's videos are also tepid, but I didn't expect that filming him practicing martial arts would become popular immediately.
This was in line with his wishes.
In just a short period of time, it has already reached 100,000 likes, which is already considered a small hit.
Sure enough, modern people still have a soft spot for martial arts and have martial arts feelings.
This is probably why so many people online use martial arts as a gimmick to become popular.
As for the abuse of martial arts, it’s probably because too many people use martial arts as a gimmick, and they hate iron but not steel, right?
This is even more true after the Lightning Five Continuous Whip Master.
The Chinese people’s disappointment in martial arts is probably no different from their disappointment in men’s football, right?
Guo Lin immediately clicked on the video comment.
He practiced Wuming Neijiaquan with smooth and flowing movements, and his postures were also chic and elegant. He must have attracted a lot of people, right?
But when he clicked on the comment, he was dumbfounded. It was different from what he thought.
"Fuck, is this another martial arts master coming out? Martial arts is really hopeless now, and this is so realistic with an explosive voice..."
"Treat us to be fools. How could five bricks be smashed to pieces when they are placed flat like this?"
"You become stupid at a young age. You don't care if you are stupid, but you still treat others as stupid."
"If you don't study hard, you will become a fake Taoist priest. Do you know the role of Lian Li?"
"Others chop a brick and it's still hanging in the air. Five bricks are laid flat and they're like tofu. I'm going to eat it."
"I feel like my intelligence has been insulted. Are you bricks made of clay?"
"..." Guo Lin felt extremely speechless.
They all insulted him.
Why are so many netizens on the Internet so malicious?
The key is, are these people fools?
So many people believe in so many sensationalists on the Internet. Why is he being scolded by so many people for showing off his real skills?
It was really a bit of a shock.
Out of sight, out of mind, he simply swiped past the video without watching it.
But soon there was another video that made him frown.
This is a video posted by a person named Wang Qing:
"What I dislike the most are those martial arts masters who are cheating and cheating. That's why I have been cracking down on those fake masters one after another. Today I saw another Taoist Master Guo, so I think it's time to take action again. I will challenge this Taoist Master Guo. I’m just afraid that the other party won’t dare to challenge...”
"..." Guo Lin was speechless.
Is this because of the popularity?
Looking at this person's account information, I can see that this person has really cracked down on many martial arts masters, the most famous of which is the Lightning Five-Continuous Whip Horse Master.
Master Ma was knocked down by the opponent's three punches.
It’s not just this Wang Qing,
Guo Lin saw two more videos later, and then he was completely speechless.
"This Daochang Guo, you are so awesome. I challenge you. Do you dare to agree?" 》
"You pretend to be a master by splitting five bricks. I challenge you to split bricks. Do you dare to agree, Mr. Guo?" 》
These two are purely popular, and their accounts even have less than 1,000 followers.
What the hell.
Guo Lin became more and more speechless.
What's wrong with today's network?