Chapter 50 An interesting lazy man
There are two things that make men most unhappy in the world: money and women!
Lin Jingting lives a very happy life because he has neither a woman nor money.
At this time, he was lying comfortably on the bed in the dormitory. He listened to the growling in his stomach and remained motionless. Even though he was so hungry, he was still too lazy to go out to eat. He knew that as long as he endured for a while, The other roommates who play games will go to eat, and then just ask them to bring one back for themselves.
Suddenly three people opened the door to the dormitory and walked in. It was Jiang You, Lu Yuan, and a female classmate from the student union who Lu Yuan had contacted in advance and was responsible for introducing their identities.
As soon as Jiang You stepped into the dormitory, he felt like he had walked into a garbage dump. Various takeaway boxes overflowed from the trash cans. Leftover beer and Coke bottles were scattered all over the floor. There was nowhere to go. There was a rope with yellowed clothes and socks on it, and cigarette ashes were scattered everywhere. Jiang You could not imagine how lazy these people must be to tolerate such a living environment.
Several shirtless college students in the dormitory were playing games with headphones. When they saw Jiang You and Lu Yuan coming in, they ignored them.
The female classmate looked at all this in shock. She had no idea that her school would have such a dirty dormitory. She asked, "Classmate, let's find Lin Jingting!"
One of the boys heard the sound, stood up from his seat, pointed to the bed near the inside, and then went to the toilet.
The three of them walked to Lin Jingting's bed, and the female classmate asked, "Are you Lin Jingting?"
Lin Jingting lay on the bed and sighed lazily, "What do you want from me?"
"I'm not looking for you. These two are the staff responsible for network security. They want to talk to you about something." The female classmate held the shelf beside the bed, touched the dust on her hand, and immediately took out a tissue from her pocket to wipe her hands. "Why is the hygiene in your dormitory so poor? Can't we do some cleaning?"
"Too lazy!"
The female classmate sighed and looked at Lin Jingting's dirty face, "Then at least wash your face!"
Lin Jingting smiled and said: "Why don't you wash your face? We wash once every three days and once every five days."
The female classmate's face was slapped hard, as if someone had suddenly slapped her with a whip, and she opened her mouth wide, "What, you can wash your face like this, then how do you wash it?"
It happened that the boy who went to the toilet came back, and Lin Jingting smiled and said: "Old Huang, she asked us how to wash our faces, why don't you show them?"
"I just washed it yesterday!"
Lin Jingting sighed, sat up from the bed, took out a half-drunk bottle of mineral water from the side of the pillow, opened it and took a sip in his mouth, rinsed it vigorously, and took out the stiff towel hanging on the bedside. Spray it on a towel and wipe it on your face.
"No, it's done!"
The female classmate felt as if she had seen a ghost. She had goosebumps all over her body and her face turned blue. "Is this Xiao Xi?"
Lin Jingting smiled and said: "Of course not, it's Da Xi. If Xiao Xi is so troublesome, then why not?"
"How can people be so dirty? If anyone can find someone dirtier than you, I am willing to kowtow to him on the spot!"
Lin Jingting said with a smile: "Kow now, there are people dirtier than us all over the street."
"I do not believe!"
Lin Jingting said lightly: "Although our people are dirty, their hearts are not dirty. Not only are they not dirty, they are also very clean. If a person's heart is dirty, even if he washes it with soap ten times a day, it is still not clean."
"Fart, you are trying to change your concept!"
Jiang You and Lu Yuan had been standing nearby and silently observing Lin Jingting. They found that this person seemed very interesting.
"Classmate, if you still have something to do, you can leave first."
The female classmate didn't want to stay in this dormitory for a second at this moment, and left as if running away.
Lu Yuan smiled and said: "You don't seem to be curious at all about what we are looking for you. Have you already guessed it?"
Lin Jingting leaned on the bedside, "That's about right. You guys came so fast."
"Let's find a place to talk."
"Too lazy to move, just say it here, they can't hear it anyway!" Lin Jingting pointed with his chin at his roommate who was immersed in the game.
"You haven't eaten yet. Let's treat you. Let's talk while eating."
When it came to eating, Lin Jingting hesitated. He felt how hungry he was in his stomach, and then looked at the progress of his roommate's game. He couldn't finish it in a short time, "Okay then!"
After Lin Jingting got out of bed and put on dirty black clothes, the three of them went to the food stall in front of the school.
Lu Yuan sat down and without any courtesy, took the menu and ordered a lot of dishes at once. Jiang You hadn't eaten at a food stall for a long time because he was practicing martial arts, so he thought it wouldn't matter if he ate once in a while. Plus, Lu Yuan said he was treating guests, which would save money. The money for the next meal is not bad either.
The big iron pot was brought up, and the red oil spicy soup was sprinkled with green garlic sprouts, steaming out. As soon as four or five bottles of Big Green Stick beer were opened, the three of them started to cook without saying a word.
Lu Yuan and Lin Jingting ate in a hurry, like starving ghosts reincarnated, and Jiang You also ate quickly. After practicing martial arts, they had a lot of food. Fortunately, Lu Yuan ordered more, and the three of them couldn't compete with each other. I will eat all the food in the pot.
Lin Jingting drank the wine with a beer bottle, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and praised: "Good wine! Enjoyable!"
Jiang You couldn't help but smile and said, "Is this considered good wine?"
"Free wine is good wine!"
Jiang You thought about it, and it was right. He also drank the beer. Now that he was full of wine and food, it was time to talk about business.
"Tell me about your situation first!" Lu Yuan crossed his legs, lit a cigarette, and said to Lin Jingting.
"Give me one first!"
Lu Yuan rolled his eyes, painfully took out a crumpled ten-dollar cigarette from his pocket, and gave it to Jiang You and Lin Jingting.
Lin Jingting took a long drag on his cigarette, with a look of enjoyment on his face, and then said: "The day before yesterday, when I was sleeping, I suddenly heard a voice in my ear, saying something about sequence awakening, and then a text appeared in front of my eyes."
"What is supernatural power?"
"Extreme speed, can increase your own speed by 50%!"
"Haha, you are such a lazy person, and you have awakened such magical powers." Jiang You couldn't help laughing at the side.
"That's right. We are a relevant organization established by the state to deal with this kind of thing. Now we invite you to join."
"It's very troublesome to hear, can you refuse?"
"Can."
"Then I refuse."
Jiang You asked curiously: "Don't you want to know what these sequences are about and what changes have happened in the world?"
"Too lazy to think about it!"
Lu Yuandao: "Then you are not afraid that someone will cause trouble for you after you refuse?"
"I'm not in other people's ways, so who would give me a hard time as a student?"
"Too!"
Lu Yuan stood up, "Okay, if you don't want to join, don't join. That's all for today. I'll give you an address. I'll come here tomorrow to create a file for you. Xiao Jiang, check out!"
"Didn't you say you were treating me?"
"Where do I have the money? Xiao Jiang, you want to seek progress. Think about it, down there, it's not me who is protecting you? What's wrong with inviting me to a meal?"
Jiang You smiled, too lazy to argue with the scoundrel, and stood up to settle the bill.
"You're not leaving?"
"I'm sitting here to eat, I'm tired from walking here." Lin Jingting said lazily, leaning on the back of his chair.
Jiang You was speechless for a while. This man was too lazy. The two of them were halfway through. Lu Yuan turned around and said, "By the way, don't think that you can break the law and discipline with your magical powers." Lu Yuan was halfway talking when he saw Lin Jingting's laziness. In this way, I laughed. With this guy's laziness, it is probably impossible.
Lin Jingting raised his eyelids, hummed, and Jiang You and Lu Yuan left.