Chapter 54 Ding, your new mission has arrived!
When we came out of the hotel, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon.
After adding each other on WeChat with a group of brothers who sincerely gave him advice, Li Youzhi took the bus back to school.
After buying French fries and chicken nuggets from the fried chicken shop in front of the school, Li Youzhi was startled by a burst of cheers as soon as he walked near the dormitory building.
Taking a closer look, he saw Zhou Yuan's group waving towels and clothes at him in front of the dormitory door.
"Welcome the emperor back!"
"Warmly congratulate my brother Zhi for his failed blind date and his perfect return!"
"Welcome, welcome, Brother Zhi is really good!"
Seeing a group of goods waiting for him, Li Youzhi directly threw the chicken nuggets and French fries in his hand.
Amidst the noise of "Thank you, Dad", Li Youzhi went upstairs with his classmates.
After chatting in Zhou Yuan's dormitory for a while, Li Youzhi returned to his room.
Because of the power consumption of live streaming, Li Youzhi’s phone automatically turned off while he was eating. Just now while waiting for his meal at a fried chicken restaurant, he borrowed the store's power bank to turn on his phone, and he saw the friend with trembling hands frantically sending him a private message asking him to start the live broadcast again.
After charging his phone, Li Youzhi started the live broadcast again.
In an instant, more than two hundred people poured in.
Seeing Li Youzhi in the picture, the barrage took off instantly;
"I thought Brother Zhi couldn't get a blind date. I'm completely disappointed in women. Let's go and get the certificate from the blind date brother! Hahahaha!"
"66666! Still being brainwashed by "Yue Lao Disconnected"!"
"I forgot to record the live broadcast this morning. Come here and play "Yue Lao Disconnected" for us again!"
"What the hell! Don't let him talk to you, let's talk about your feelings on the blind date, little brother!"
"I discovered that my brother has a really strange physique. He met little fairies when he was dating in school, and he met weird female guests on blind dates."
"Is there a possibility...that all women today are like this?"
"Oh, this morning I saw young men killing each other at a blind date, and I don't want to find another partner."
What a sin!
Don't think so, or you'll blame me when the birth rate drops.
Seeing what netizens said in the barrage, Li Youzhi grinned and said:
"Don't say that. Humans are complex animals. No matter which group there are, there are good and bad. You can't use a single example to generalize the whole. Maybe I just have bad luck, and a blind date is essentially a talent market. This It is based on putting matter first.
Most of us actually have a high probability of finding true love as long as we love ourselves, strengthen ourselves, and take the initiative. If you fall in love with the purpose of getting married instead of going on a blind date for the purpose of getting married, you will most likely not meet those female guest types today.
You cannot lose hope in love and marriage just because of my blind date experience this time. This is not advisable. "
Beep!
Received amazing value, 189 points!
As Li Youzhi finished speaking, a system prompt sounded immediately in his ears.
"Oh my god, what kind of treasure boy is this? He has just experienced such a realistic blind date, and he can still have this kind of mentality."
"Congratulations to my brother for his mentality! You have learned a lesson!"
"If I had experienced such a blind date, I would probably be autistic by now, and he would still be able to come back and persuade me. Sure enough... although I am watching his fun, in fact I am the waste."
"Brother is transparent... No, no! We are obviously the ones giving advice to him! Why is he educating us in turn now?"
"That's right! Although I did a great job today, this is not your capital! Through today's failed blind date, you must clearly understand the fact that you are not good enough! We still need our talents. Suggestions and encouragement!”
"My opponent! I previously suggested that you go to a blind date meeting to seek advice. How is it going? Why don't you report to us quickly?"
Blanch!
Li Youzhi frowned instantly when he saw the netizen named "Yan Huang" speaking in the barrage.
I still want to find someone like you!
What kind of rubbish suggestions are they making? !
If Brother Zhi and I weren't smart enough to turn around a blind date that was destined to be abused, the whole day would have been wasted by your suggestion!
Secretly writing down this guy's ID, thinking of trying to avoid this guy's bad ideas in the future, Li Youzhi spread his hands.
I did receive some pertinent advice from my old blind date friends at noon, but these advices were relatively general life advice. As an experience guide, it can help people avoid some big pitfalls in life, but it has no specific implementability and purpose.
Besides... Li Youzhi has his own set of standards of conduct.
So for him, these can't be called suggestions.
After hearing him talk about this situation, the barrage was full of hey hey hey again.
Knowing that he did not get good advice, netizens knew...the moment for Lezi people is here again!
"No one wants to rob me! I come first, I come first! Let me tell you, it's still a bit difficult for me to find a goddess in my current condition. But let's change our thinking. You can go find a rich woman!"
"Fuck, that's wonderful! I highly recommend finding a rich woman. It doesn't matter if you are a little older. A female who is a third-year student will receive gold bricks. A female who is a third-year student will receive a fortune. A female who is thirty-year-old will receive a golden elixir!"
"The older you are, the better. The older you are, the more you will love others! Come on, little brother!"
"Hahaha! It's okay to find a rich woman. I strongly support this suggestion!"
"Seconded!
"Second +1"
"+10086!"
"..."
Li Youzhi wrinkled his nose when he saw that the shady netizen whose ID was "Yanhuang" was setting the pace again.
You asked me to go on a blind date, and now you ask me to go find a rich woman. You are such a badass that you know how to give advice!
Are you giving a rich woman’s VX number?
…
While Li Youzhi was looking at the barrage area with a helpless expression, he was in a cafe near the school.
"Ms. Chen, my aunt has already told my mother about your situation. You don't have to worry about my income. My current job prospects are good. Including financing, I have an income of about two million a year. The car is a Benz and the house is a villa. , my condition can be said to be the top Phoenix man here in Chengdu.
As for you, the fact that you are still not married at the age of thirty-three means that there is something wrong with your lifestyle. Too much time is spent on work and too little time is left for personal life. So I hope that after we get married, you can quit your job and become a full-time wife, enjoy life at home and take care of the family... Miss Chen, Miss Chen Shuting? Are you listening to me carefully? "
Hearing the greeting from the other side, Chen Shuting raised her eyelids impatiently.
"I hope you……"
"I hope I won't be disrespectful? I've already made it clear that this blind date was forced by my family, and I don't want to think about marriage for the time being."
"If you are still not tempted by a man with my conditions, what kind of man are you looking for? You may not consider marriage, but I am definitely your best choice!"
"Men only affect the speed at which I evaluate professional titles."
"Old nun! It's a waste of time. I didn't drink the coffee. You pay the bill!"
Seeing the greasy bald man carrying his bag and leaving, Chen Shuting turned her attention back to her mobile phone.
She lowered her eyelids and clicked her tongue as she looked at Li Youzhi's live broadcast room that she accidentally saw on the screen.
Is there something wrong with Agricultural University’s feng shui?
Why do teachers and students encounter strange things when they are dating?
Forget it, let’s just start a career. Thinking about it, Chen Shuting took off her left hand from the side of her face and held the phone:
"This classmate, I have seen the promotional video of "Breaking Dawn" that you participated in before. Your performance was very clever. But your performance was too wild, full of emotions and no skills. If you want to become a star, you must practice basic skills. I suggest you Join the drama club in your school and hone your acting skills! I heard that the Zhuohua Drama Club of the School of Film and Television of Agricultural University is recruiting new students, you can give it a try."
The other end.
A dormitory in the female dormitory of Agricultural University.
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"Why are these netizens always like this! What kind of suggestions are they making?"
In the dormitory, Tu Susu's three roommates, Guan Jiaojiao, Zhao Maimai and Yang Muhan, frowned as they looked at the messy suggestions on their phones.
"This kid is stupid. He does whatever netizens say. It's not like they don't know, so why do they always make such outrageous suggestions?"
"That's right! I knew it was over when the blind date suggestion was made yesterday. As expected, this stupid kid went there today! If you keep raising him like this, what kind of monster will you end up raising?"
"Hey! This suggestion is quite reliable, huh? This person's ID...Tingqian Yunshu...scare! This, isn't this Teacher Chen!"
"Ahhhh? Teacher Chen? She also pays attention to the little brother? What advice can I have from Kang Kang? Wow! Teacher Chen suggested that the little brother come to our drama club! Hahaha, it's better this time, this time we can get up close I’ve got a frog son!”
Hearing the chirping of the three roommates, a sad frog lying on the lower bunk by the window suddenly raised its head.
(What? !
Chen Shuting, you old witch are causing trouble!
Why should he come to the drama club? ?
No, no, no, no... You must not let him come to the drama club!
If he knew that I was the buyer who prostituted him for free for a month, I would be dead!
Thinking about it, Tu Susu grabbed the phone and started typing frantically!
"Brother, the effect of losing weight is great! Losing weight without building muscle is a waste of welfare period! Your current body fat rate is the best stage to build muscle. Hurry up and start practicing while the iron is hot! Don't you want the goddess to favor you? Don't you want to find Girlfriend? Only boys with six-pack abs and mermaid lines can attract the attention of girls! Don’t waste time doing other things, keep practicing, keep practicing! I will personally sponsor you a new year card in the gym next to your school Card, I'll mail it to you now. Set a small goal, train your body fat rate to 12%, develop broad pectoralis major muscles, and develop clear six-pack abs and mermaid lines. Practice, practice! You will never die if you practice. Practice to death!"
…
Room 404, men's dormitory.
Beep!
[Received suggestion (find a rich woman), floating difficulty task: 7 stars for forty years old, 9 stars for fifty years old, 11 stars for sixty years old. After completion, you can obtain A-level to SS-level treasure chests based on your rating]
[Received suggestion (join the school drama club), difficulty level 3 stars, after completion, you can get a D-level reward treasure chest]
[Received suggestions (reduce body fat rate to 12%, develop clear chest muscles, abdominal muscles and waistcoat lines), difficulty level 6 stars, after completion, you can get B+ level reward treasure chest]
Li Youzhi was shocked when he saw the two new suggestions that appeared in the comment area.
After all, there are reliable people in this world!
Thinking of an old baby with a wrinkled face lying next to him every day when he wakes up, Li Youzhi, the top-notch handsome dog, feels a chill all over his body.
Decisively fold the rich woman and pin 2 or 3 items to the top.
After thanking the two netizens who sincerely made suggestions, Li Youzhi ended the live broadcast.
Decided.
Start exercising to gain muscle and lose fat tonight, and go to the drama club to sign up early tomorrow morning!