Chapter 63 I don’t know if the audience can stand it (please read it!)
After deciding on the idea for the premiere, Li Youzhi immediately took action.
The plan to hold the Tongchen Club Gala was announced in front of Liu Meng and others, and everyone was immediately confused.
It sounds very interesting... But should we be the first to hold the party?
"Brother Zhi, the party needs a lot of programs, right..."
Seeing Zhou Yuan raise his hand high, Li Youzhi chuckled.
"Easy to handle!"
He slapped his thigh and stood up from the stool.
"Publish an announcement in the group of our members, saying that our Tongchen Society is planning to organize a premiere party and let everyone put on a show. Just like our conditions for recruiting new members, there are no thresholds or themes for the show. Everyone can put it on Show off your best talents. Whether it's singing or dancing. Even if you do somersaults well during military training, you can report it as a show!"
Hearing what Li Youzhi said, Secretary-General Gu Dong grinned.
"Brother Zhi, I can make a skewer between my front teeth in two seconds. Is this considered a talent?"
Seeing Gu Dong baring his teeth and showing off the gap between his teeth, Li Youzhi laughed.
"Forget it! Why don't you count it? As long as you think that is your most outstanding or extraordinary ability, you can submit it as a program! Tell everyone, don't be embarrassed to show it, this premiere party is for us. We won’t go on any stage for the club’s internal party. We will find a spacious place in the school and treat it as a place for everyone to entertain themselves! As long as they dare to show themselves, we dare to let them come on! But the party time is limited, If there are too many programs, we have to filter them."
Hearing Li Youzhi's arrangement, Liu Meng on the side touched his chin, and Zhou Yuan was also thoughtful.
Tu Susu blinked and pulled the two eldest brothers in front of him.
"You two should be fair..."
"I look like a gorilla."
"My flower hand is so powerful!"
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Seeing the two people turning their heads with serious expectant faces, Tu Susu felt that he had been tricked by Chen Shuting.
If you stay in such a club, your IQ will become lower sooner or later.
This is a drama club... Is this ridiculous? Is this ridiculous! ?
Seeing Tu Susu's vivid collapse, Li Youzhi laughed.
"Of course, these shows can only be regarded as warm-up shows for the party. As a drama club, we still have to put on shows. Considering that our party is mainly for the inside of Tongchen Society, I think we can be more liberal in terms of themes. .”
"Brother Zhi, when you say let go...how do you mean letting go?"
Li Youzhi's meaningful words immediately aroused the interest of Liu Meng, Zhou Yuan and others.
Seeing that the corners of the mouths of several guys were raising at 45 degrees, Li Youzhi's smile became ambiguous.
"It's just what you hoped for, no wind, no rain, great health care, and beautiful women!"
()()()()!
Hmmexciting!
Looking at the expressions of these boys, Li Youzhi knew that his idea... was right.
at the same time
The Vocational Education Building of the Film and Television School of Agricultural University.
"Hey, Teacher Chen hasn't gone back yet?"
In the office, hearing the greetings from her colleagues behind her, Chen Shuting hurriedly put her phone on the table.
"Oh. I'm going to be late today, and I have to prepare the lesson plan for next week."
Seeing Chen Shuting's clean desktop, dance department teacher Liu Yu smiled.
"Oh, by the way, Teacher Chen. I heard from the students that the newly established drama club in our college has been making a lot of noise recently. It is said that more than a thousand students have been recruited into the club in just a few days. You are not from that drama club. Instructor, why haven't I seen you in the past few days? Come over and have a look."
Hearing Liu Yu mention this, Chen Shuting raised her eyebrows.
I do think so!
But the president of the drama club has been working on it for so many days, and the activity room has been renovated without even making a call. My own past... I, Chen Shuting, don't want to lose face, right?
"The drama club is run by a group of non-acting major students. Maybe one day they have enough fun and the freshness wears off. I have so many things to do, how can I have time to go crazy with them? I am too lazy to care about them."
"Oh, that's how it is."
Liu Yu covered her mouth and smiled.
"Then why did I just see you commenting on Li Youzhi's shaking hands?"
Chen Shuting's face suddenly turned dark.
Good on you little Bichi!
Watch me!
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After returning to the dormitory from the activity room, Li Youzhi made a tasteless fat-reducing meal as usual.
Then I started today’s abdominal abuse exercise.
After completing five sets of each of the four movements of supine crunches, sit-ups, supine reverse crunches, and supine leg raises, he then used the railing of the upper bunk as an instrument to do four sets of horizontal bar hanging leg curls.
After one set, Li Youzhi only felt that an invisible big hand had punched him 200 times on his waist and abdomen - his whole body was numb.
After taking a shower, Li Youzhi looked at himself in the mirror, who had lost weight compared to last week, and raised his thumb.
Awesome, lost weight for another day!
After wiping the water stains on his body casually and putting on his pants, Li Youzhi sat down at the desk and opened his laptop.
He had just seen Liu Meng's announcement that the club was going to hold a founding party in three member WeChat groups. The members responded strongly to the call for a program.
In just over two hours, more than a dozen people had already submitted reports for the show.
Li Youzhi took a quick look and found that most of the first programs reported were just work done by the members, such as reciting pi backwards... which was pure nonsense.
The only program that can be considered serious is a BBOX from the Agricultural College.
There is a job, but according to this conduct, organizing a party will definitely be a disaster.
If you want to support it, you still need to have two good programs.
Considering the current staff situation in the club, he feels that comedy works that require a small number of actors in a single scene but can produce laughs should be the most suitable for the current Tongchen Club.
What do people like?
Joy!
Li Youzhi casually created a word file on the desktop, thought about it, and started typing on the keyboard.
Immediately, a line of bold and bold headlines appeared on the screen.
"Diaosi Men (Foot Bath) Script"
Story background: Contemporary, private room in the bathing city.
Role setting: customer, male technician, female technician one, female technician two...
Li Youzhi could only think of this, which perfectly met the current conditions.
An hour later.
"Ah"
After stretching a lot, Li Youzhi connected the computer to the printer and printed out the two fresh short scripts.
After confirming that it was correct, he smiled and opened the cadre group of Tongchen Society.
"The script for the sketch to be performed at the party has been finalized. Now we need four actors, and I will play one. In addition, we need a male technician actor and two female technician role actors. The role of the female technician is required to be young and beautiful. , is a vase role, so Tu Susu is definitely the one. The second female technician needs someone who is heavier and looks ugly. Please help me find one among the members. It is best to have a foundation in acting. This role has relatively few lines and a lot of laughs. It doesn’t matter, the only thing is that you can’t have stage fright!”
Zhou Yuan: "I'll be the male technician! I'm familiar with this!"
Liu Meng: "The gender gap is so stubborn, brother Zhi! I'll be the female technician, whoever wants to compete with me will be in a hurry with her!"
Ah fuck...
Li Youzhi opened his mouth when he saw Zhou Yuan and Liu Meng jumping out of the group to steal the show.
According to his idea, the role of the male customer in "Diaosi Men" originally belonged to Qiao Shan. The requirements for expressions and emotions are relatively high, so he did it himself.
As a male technician, Zhou Yuan's performance was just okay.
Mainly this female technician...
Li Youzhi took a deep breath when he thought of Liu Meng's muscular body and beard.
Silently looking for a cigarette in the crack of the bed, he opened Pinduoduo.
He chose the largest Sailor Moon COS costume and a golden double ponytail wig, and he placed the order and paid directly.
Seeing the merchant immediately arranging delivery, Li Youzhi silently lit a cigarette.
Brother Zhi doesn't care.
I don’t know if the audience will be able to withstand it when the time comes...
PS: I am really devastated. How come the WPS that I saved is all out of order? A period of chaos, what the hell? Please count the votes to comfort me. I have something to do this afternoon, ciao.