Chapter 63 Watching a movie (Thanks to Xiao Chen, leader of the Immortal Alliance)
Before this, Chen Yuan had never watched a movie alone with any beautiful woman except Chen's mother.
The only time it was difficult to judge was when he watched a movie with Chen Jing, who was eight years older than him, when he was in the first grade of junior high school.
Of course, my cousin is a dinosaur, not a beautiful woman.
Therefore, this is still my first time.
Before this, Xia Xinyu had only seen movies twice in the cinema. Once during the Chinese New Year, she went to see a movie with children of the same generation, and the other time was in Xia Hai, where her classmates, the two girls, Go and see it yourself.
After all, the place where she studied in junior high school was in a town. All the entertainment venues were an Internet cafe, a swimming pool, and not even a decent-sized supermarket. And because of her good grades, she was given special attention by the school and spent the entire three years of junior high school studying. I rarely go to the city to study, so there are naturally no opportunities for entertainment.
Of course, this is also related to her not being interested in entertainment.
Therefore, for both of them, it is very easy to be nervous, easy to make mistakes, and even not a good first experience.
That’s right, I’m talking about the first-time movie experience where you choose an unsuitable movie and the atmosphere becomes boring, leaving you with imperfect memories.
Of course, this explanation is redundant, and an upright person would definitely not understand it to mean anything else.
Right.
"Hello, which movie would you like to choose?"
The conductor wearing a red cap asked with a smile.
"You decide." Xia Xinyu left the decision-making power to Chen Yuan and had no opinion.
In other words, she doesn't have any special preferences for this movie.
"Let me think about it."
When Chen Yuan was browsing Douyin recently, he did see a lot of Guangzi. As an early marketing investment for the movie, there is nothing wrong with this. After all, it has to be just right.
However, some options can be ruled out from a publicity perspective.
First, this comedy film from Happy Muggles can be passed directly.
Of course, there is nothing here to target Happy Muggles, and it is not a fake comedy film of the same period. It is just a work produced by this production team. The upper limit is okay. It can meet the demand as a commercial film. There are no peeing spots throughout the whole process, but the lower limit is too low. .
Logically speaking, the clip shown should be a carefully selected funny scene, but Chen Yuan only felt awkward.
Therefore, the tone of this film is set, and it is undoubtedly a bad film.
If you spend more than forty dollars watching this thing, you might as well let Zhou Yu dance the gorilla dance for ten minutes.
The second part, The Big Dog Movie.
In fact, Chen Yuan really wanted to watch it, but considering that the theater might be filled with children who were screaming, laughing, twisting, squirming, and rolling, he gave up on his own initiative.
The National Day has just passed, and there are two tribute films left. The ending time is too late. Xinyu has to catch the train tomorrow, so there is no need to think about it.
"Then, based on the time, evaluation, and content." Although he is not interested in this movie, there will probably be some bloody plots. After all, it is a movie adapted from an ancient romance, but Chen Yuan feels that the attendance rate is not bad, so he suggested He said, "How about this one?"
Looking at the romance movie Chen Yuan pointed out from eight o'clock to ten thirty, Xia Xinyu thought for a moment and nodded: "Yeah, okay."
Judging from the schedule, this one was suitable, and the others were too late. The cartoon was a bit childish, and the comedy... She actually never got the humor of 'Happy Muggles'.
Chen Yuan must have thought this way when he chose this movie.
[The scheming boy looks as if nothing has happened, but in fact he is making calculations that make me hear them]
[I definitely want to secretly hold the little beauty’s hand when the male and female protagonists hold hands in the movie, secretly kiss the little beauty’s face when watching people kiss, and touch the little beauty everywhere with my hands when watching people hug...]
Come on come on.
So I can figure it out for you.
You can write this book, okay?
I have said that I chose it out of considerations of time, content, and environment!
My heart and my nature are as clear as a mirror.
"Break up, scumbag! You boys are all the same!"
The two were just about to buy tickets when a crying voice suddenly came from the exit. Then, the girl ran away with her bag, while the boy next to her could only chase after her with an innocent look on her face.
Three people: "..."
It was Xia Xinyu who broke the silence first: "I feel that if I choose this show, I will see something more radical than the content of the movie..."
I have long said that Xia Xinyu has a bit of a sense of humor.
Low EQ: How can I watch monkeys even if I spend money?
High emotional intelligence: Will present something more radical than the content of the movie.
Immediately afterwards, another couple came out.
Just like the two brothers who lost all night, there was even room for two more people to be inserted into the gap between the two. There was no communication between them, and their gazes shifted in opposite directions.
I estimate that I won’t be able to speak within three days after I return.
Chen Yuan remained silent and said, "I heard that the reviews for "The Infested Dogs" were pretty good..."
"It's okay, that's it." Xia Xinyu waved her hand and said nonchalantly, "It's just a movie anyway. Who would take the content of the movie seriously and then make themselves angry? Besides, there are no movies with so much drama in reality. The plot.”
Xia Xinyu wanted to show that she was not so unreasonably sensitive or inexplicably empathetic, but after saying it, she ignored one point.
Her story is more exciting than this kind of movie.
"Then choose the two positions in the middle..." The waiter felt that if he didn't sell tickets, more and more weirdos would run out of the cinema.
I don’t know why in recent years, there are always people who get obsessed with movies and go crazy for no reason.
Chen Yuan did not agree with the conductor's view.
This is obviously a good thing.
Forty yuan can achieve the results of a hospital examination worth thousands of yuan. This is the true universalization of medical care.
[Sure enough, high school sweethearts should be more normal and not get into their heads after watching a movie...]
[But it’s hard to say, many girls who look quite quiet will get sulky with their boyfriends after watching this movie]
You guy, you underestimate the words of the Sacred Heart, right?
Compare her to ordinary women, and you will find your own way to death.
We believe that it is very easy to evaporate a small sunspot.
After the people from the previous show left one after another, more than ten minutes later, queues began to form in the cinema.
While waiting, Chen Yuan also received the snack set.
Two Cokes and a medium bucket of popcorn.
Chen Yuan was holding the popcorn and a cup of Coke, while Xia Xinyu was sipping another cup of Coke while lining up.
how to say.
Because Xia Xinyu has the characteristics of a little cook, she likes to cook and has good cooking skills, so she doesn't eat a lot and doesn't have any taboos, but...
She is really thin.
To be honest, Chen Yuan never saw any fat on her body.
Although milk tea, fried dumplings, pot stickers, and duck blood vermicelli soup were all shared with me, it wasn't long before I could drink Coke again. While waiting, I even put my hand into the popcorn bucket and smiled at myself. Grab some popcorn and eat it.
How can I eat without getting fat if I have a foodie physique?
After God closed the door for her, he opened too many windows.
But it was good. When Chen Yuan watched Xia Xinyu eat, he didn't know why, it was like a giant panda eating bamboo shoots. It was quite healing.
This is how she likes her life, and she will support her as much as possible.
We should vigorously develop foodie talents.
After checking in, the audience took their seats one after another.
Since it was not a popular movie after all, only 30% of the seats were occupied, mostly concentrated in the middle rows three, four, five and six, but there were exceptions.
In the corner of the last row of the cinema, a couple sat.
"It's so weird, what can you see sitting there?"
Xia Xinyu was a little confused. After asking Chen Yuan, she found that the other party had obviously heard her question, but pretended not to hear it. He was more serious than usual. So, she tapped Chen Yuan's shoulder with her finger: "You seem to know the reason, just tell me."
It's just a small discussion before the big battle under the moon.
Chen Yuan replied: "Maybe it's social fear."
"No matter how scared the society is, you won't hide in the corner, right?"
"I'm talking about the terrorists in society. They probably have hidden bombs and are planning to seal the doors and hijack the cinema."
"Ha, you are so funny."
Xia Xinyu pursed her lips. She knew that Chen Yuan was lying to her, so she didn't ask any more questions and looked back.
But after taking a look, he immediately turned his head and drank Coke.
Chen Yuan turned his head and looked around, only to realize that the two people were hugging each other and starting to chew before the advertisement was finished.
The tongue seems to be seen.
Then, he looked back at Xia Xinyu, who was immersed in Coke and pretending to be busy, and he couldn't help but laugh.
[Strange, how come Chen Yuan knows everything]
Well, I can’t laugh anymore.