Chapter 146 King Gigi Of Hogwarts, Call Me Master Potter!
“Thank you Wayne.
"Fred already told me that this was all your idea."
When Mr. Weasley saw Wayne coming out, he enthusiastically pulled him to the corner and thanked him.
The young man smiled shyly: "The main thing is that Harry has great influence, it's just his words.
Mr. Weasley sighed: "Don't say that. If you hadn't thought of this method, Harry and the others wouldn't have been able to help me."
"This time it's a blessing in disguise. Fudge gave me a promotion. Although I'm still the only one in the department, at least I got a lot more salary for a month."
"That's good." Wayne congratulated.
"It's a pity about the car." Mr. Weasley said with some pain: "I haven't even driven it after the modification, but Ronald drove it away."
If possible, he would really like to treat Ronald to a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots, but it's a pity that it's not convenient in school.
"You can go look for it in the Forbidden Forest." Wayne reminded: "If you hit the Whomping Willow, the car will run into the Forbidden Forest. Maybe you can run into it."
"Let's forget it." Mr. Weasley shuddered, "Molly will definitely not let me mess around anymore..."
Compared with my own little hobby, life is more important.
Mrs. Weasley had not given him a good look in the past two days.
Wayne also understood and reached out to pat Mr. Weasley on the shoulder. He didn't say anything but seemed to say everything.
When people reach middle age, they can’t help themselves
On the other side, the principal's office.
Dumbledore's face was full of gentle smile: "Cornelly, it's not worth bothering you to go all the way for such a trivial matter."
"No, no, no." Fudge shook his head quickly: "This is indeed an oversight by the Ministry of Magic. Fortunately, Arthur was prepared..."
"However, I don't think this was an organized and malicious attack. What about you, Dumbledore?"
Fudge asked tentatively. He actually didn't want to pin the matter on the Death Eater "860", as this could easily cause panic.
"I don't know the specific process." Dumbledore still smiled: "But I believe in the investigative capabilities of the Ministry of Magic, don't you?"
"Of course." Fudge was very happy that Dumbledore was so cooperative with him, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground.
Fudge got the position of Minister of Magic almost by picking up the slack, so he was worried about gain and loss more than anyone else. As long as Dumbledore didn't want to interfere too much in the affairs of the Ministry of Magic, he didn't mind giving him more respect.
After Fudge left, the portraits that pretended to be dead came to life again.
"Is this really the Minister of Magic?" Everard's voice was full of disbelief:
"He's just trying to please you, it's so undignified!"
Everard is one of the most famous principals in the school's history. He is not only the principal of the school, but also holds an important position in the Ministry of Magic.
His portrait still hangs in the Great Hall of the Ministry of Magic.
"Cornelly is just being too cautious." Dumbledore smiled.
He certainly understood Fudge's concerns.
But even if he said that he had no interest in the position of Minister of Magic, would Fu Gao believe him?
A person obsessed with power will instinctively be wary of all threats to him.
In Fudge's eyes, Dumbledore, Barty Crouch, and Amelia Bones are the people most likely to threaten his ministerial throne.
However, Fudge can only continue to be so cautious, but this is also a good thing for the magic world.
At least he won't mess around with things.
Dumbledore was also in a good mood. He originally wanted to find his own connections to help Arthur get out of trouble, but who would have thought that a few little guys would handle this crisis.
This kind of behavior... even if he closed his eyes, he could still think of a certain Hufflepuff second-year badger.
It seems that Lawrence not only has the potential to be a principal, but also a good choice to become the Minister of Magic.
At least he wasn't hostile to Muggles.
Dumbledore thought as he sprinkled another can of sugar into his macaroni.
Late at night, the twins secretly went on a night trip and called out Harry and Wayne.
Seeing Cedric making a map in the lounge, Wayne pulled him along.
Fred and George were also carrying two large bags filled with butterbeer and midnight snacks from the kitchen.
In order to celebrate Mr. Weasley's escape from the investigation and his promotion and salary increase, they went to Three Broomsticks to buy them.
"How about going to the Room of Requirement? It's safer there." Fred looked at Wayne and asked.
"OK."
Wayne didn't have any objections, and the others went upstairs. Harry came to the Room of Requirement for the first time, acting like a silly boy.
"There will be many surprises for you in the future." Fred put his arm around his shoulders and said with a smile:
"Brother, I will help you identify all the secret passages in the school. Filch will definitely not be able to catch you by then."
"Who's afraid of Filch..." Harry shook his head.
For first-year students, Filch is definitely the scariest person in the castle.
But if you stay here for a few years and still fear the key keeper who never uses magic to catch people, then learning magic is really in vain.
What little wizards fear most when traveling at night is meeting a professor who comes out to look for the bathroom or works late.
The two men raised their glasses and toasted Harry and then Wayne.
"Harry, from now on you will get a 20% discount on the prank props you buy at the Celia store. Wayne, don't worry, we will bear the discount." George said proudly.
"Really? That's great." Harry was also very happy.
After living a wealthy life for a year in the last school year, Harry has become more frugal now.
It’s all forced by life.
Wayne charged him a thousand galleons of tuition at once, and it was only for one academic year.
This made Harry, who had never cared about money, start living a prudent life.
Sometimes he wonders when a rich relative will come to help him.
Godfather is fine too!
Wayne also told Harry about Saturday's class and asked him to prepare for injuries.
Harry was naturally not afraid of getting hurt, and was even a little happy.
This shows that Wayne must teach him some practical combat magic, so he may be injured.
A few people were eating and chatting, consuming all the food and butterbeer. It was already past midnight.
Wayne waved his hand and all the kitchen waste disappeared, no need to sort it at all.
Just when several people wanted to go back, he asked aloud:
"Fred, George, have you forgotten something?"
The twins looked at him in confusion, an idea flashed in Harry's mind, and he blurted out.
"Bet!"
"That's right." Wayne gave him an appreciative look. He was already qualified.
The faces of the twins changed slightly. After school started, they were only worried about things at home and really forgot about this matter.
Cedric suddenly realized that he also knew about the bet, and he immediately started to enjoy it.
"Wayne..." George said flatteringly, "Can you give us some more time? We are not mentally prepared yet."
"That's not possible." Wayne said firmly: "I help Mr. Weasley solve the problem so that you don't have to worry about anything. I have prepared all the props for you."
Wayne gave them two cookies.
"The effect can last all day, don't cheat, take it now.
Several people looked at him in shock.
The commotion was so big this time that it made the headlines of the Daily Prophet, and even the Minister of Magic paid a special visit.
Are you just trying to get the two of you to fulfill their bet as soon as possible?
This is too...luxury.
Seeing that he couldn't escape, and Gemini was not a loser, he ate the biscuit directly.
Bang!
The two deformed for a while, and finally turned into two one-meter-tall black giant monkeys with red noses and red hair.
Wayne, Harry and Cedric couldn't help laughing.
The two giant monkeys look at me and I look at you, and they can't help but grin, making them look even more funny.
Although they turned into monkeys, George and Fred still maintained their thoughts, but their speech became a noise that no one could understand.
They quickly accepted the reality and kept making funny expressions to the three of them, showing off their comedy talents.
Until Harry led the twins back to the Gryffindor lounge, the Fat Lady was still confused.
Why did I bring back two monkeys when I went out for a night out?
The next morning, all the Gryffindors, like King Jiji surrounding them, led the twins to the Great Hall.
It caused another stir.
At the teacher's table, Lockhart was resurrected after lying in the school infirmary for a whole day, dragging Professor Flitwick to talk about the magic spell he invented as if nothing had happened.
He didn't care how forced his former dean's smile was.
Professor McGonagall next to him saw this funny scene, his face turned serious, he got up and went to see what was going on, Flitwick also followed him as if he had been granted amnesty.
"What are you doing!"
The arrival of Professor McGonagall caused the voices of the little lions to suddenly become quieter, and Harry bravely stood up.
"Professor, it's like this...
He told the bet between Gemini and Wayne, and the corners of McGonagall's mouth, which was originally serious, unconsciously raised.
She looked at the two giant monkeys jumping up and down, and said with a smile: "Disturbing the order of the school and sensationalizing, two points will be deducted from Gryffindor."
"But since it's a bet on us, Gryffindor must keep his word.
"Isn't it just one day? It will pass if you endure it."
Fred and George, who were talking fiercely, were dumbfounded. They were so active just now and they just wanted Professor McGonagall to change them back.
As a result, what awaited was patience.
Professor McGonagall, you weren't like this before!
Professor Flitwick was also overjoyed: "Is this the work of Mr. Lawrence? It's really not simple.
"Ah, human body deformation." Lockhart circled around the two of them: "It's really difficult, even I have to be careful to do it.
"As expected of a little wizard who is more talented than me."
Several professors were too lazy to talk to him.
After they left, the little wizards from other colleges dared to come and join in the fun, just like visiting a zoo...
A little badger even took out a few bananas to feed, but the twins slapped them away angrily.
They just turned into monkeys, but they were not real monkeys.
Since you can't resist, please enjoy it.
Fred brought an empty basin and kept banging it. George made all kinds of funny moves, which made the auditorium burst into laughter. Nat and Sickle were continuously put into the empty basin.
Wayne was also convinced. These two guys were really born to be optimistic, and they were not merciless to themselves when they pranked them.
Qiu smiled so much that she collapsed in his arms.
For a whole day, Fred and George actually went to class with their classmates, and the professor used them as teaching materials for each class.
In the Transfiguration class, Professor McGonagall asked two monkeys to stand on the podium, and the wand turned into a ruler and dotted the blackboard.
"Have you seen it? This is the most advanced form of human body transformation."
"While you are still trying to turn sparrows into
When he was worried about his pen holder, Mr. Lawrence was able to do things that many people could not do after graduation.
"According to my observation...this transformation can last at least a day."
"A second-grade wizard is much better than you, so what qualifications do you have for not working hard!"
The students below were speechless.
Professor, do you think too highly of us when you compare us with that monster?
"Cedric, tell me, what is the danger of human body deformation..."
Using the twins as teaching materials, Professor McGonagall gave a somewhat over-the-top course, and finally gave the two of them five points as a whoring...reward.
In Potions class, Snape became even more venomous.
"Lawrence did have a good idea..." Snape held his chin and looked at the little wizards maliciously.
"If the potion brewed by any of you is not satisfactory to me, then I can also let you experience the joy of not being human.
"Flies, mice, toads"
Snape became more and more excited as he talked, and the little wizard almost cried.
The thought of turning into a toad made their faces turn green.
In the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Lockhart absorbed the previous lessons and did not bring any Cornish elves.
Instead, like Quirrell, he started studying.
But the difference with Quirrell is that Quirrell read from the book himself, while he asked the students to act according to the book.
George and Fred became snow monsters. At first, they were not happy, but after seeing Lockhart take out a few shining Galleons, they immediately became lifelike.
After a day of hard work, when Wayne gave the two of them the antidote, they were still a little unsatisfied.
George smashed his mouth.
"Actually...it's pretty good to be a monkey."
Wayne silently took out a whole box of biscuits, "That's for another half month."
"No, no, no, no." Fred pressed his hand down in a hurry.
"George is just kidding, being a monkey for one day is enough."
"But can you give us this potion..."
Wayne did not refuse, "The full version is too difficult, you will definitely not be able to learn it. There is a simplified version here, remember to price it higher.
"No problem." Gemini was overjoyed.
At 0.1 in the middle of the night, in the dormitory, Wayne sent his two roommates to sleep peacefully and took out his diary.
After letting Tom dry for two days, you can continue teasing him.
"Tom, are you still alive?"
【......】
[Thank you for your concern. Although I am a little weak, I can still hold on for a while. 】
Tom was furious, but he still kept a calm tone.
[I didn’t have time to ask last time, what is your name and which college you were assigned to. 】
Wayne thought for a moment and wrote truthfully: "My name is Harry Potter, and I am a second-year Gryffindor student.
After two seconds, the writing began to appear.
【Potter, the pure-blooded Potter family?】
"Yes, but I am an orphan. When I was one year old, my parents were killed by an evil dark wizard."
"I grew up in my aunt's house after that."
Tom in the diary was shocked.
Such a life experience is great!
The more miserable you are, the more depressed your soul will be, and it will be easier for him to bewitch you.
In order to empathize with 'Harry', Tom gritted his teeth (although he didn't) and let go of his past.
[It's so pitiful, Harry, I didn't expect you to have such a tragic experience...]
[Actually, I am the same, I am even worse than you. I was born in a mixed-race family and was sent to an orphanage since I was a child. Fortunately, I entered Hogwarts and studied
magic. 】
The handwriting appeared quickly, and Wayne could see Tom's excitement.
【We share the same disease, we are simply the same kind of people!】
Wayne smiled slightly, filled his quill with ink and wrote:
"What? Are you a mixed race?"
"Who is in the same category as you? Even if I am an orphan, I am still the heir of the Potter family.
"Who are you talking to here...call me Master Potter!"
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