Chapter 199: Snape Received A Love Letter? Is It Amazing To Have A Bird?
Flitwick was suddenly interrupted and looked at the two dwarfs with great displeasure.
But he still didn't stop them from entering the classroom.
The dean of the Yingyuan Academy has such a good personality. In any case, these little dwarfs express their love for other students, and he is not willing to destroy them.
It's just that Wayne, as the person involved, was a little confused.
What the hell, why are you coming for him?
Feeling Hermione's cannibalistic gaze, Wayne knew that if he didn't handle it well, he would feel the sharpness of tiger fangs today.
The surrounding students also looked like they were watching a good show, and Toby and Norman were so gloating that they couldn't stand up straight.
Two dwarfs blocked Wayne one after another, but before they could say anything, Wayne took the lead and took out his wand and pointed it in a beautiful arc.
"Confundo!"
The two dwarfs with gloomy faces were in a daze for a moment, as if they were drunk. When they woke up, they looked at Wayne with a look of disgust on his face, and then turned and walked towards Norman.
"I have a message about the soundtrack that I want to deliver to Wayne Lawrence personally." Shorty said to Norman, and his companions took out the harp, played some ugly music, and then sounded like someone owed him millions. read.
【Your charming black eyes sucked away the love from my body,
Sculpture-like facial features fill my heart,
Lawrence, Lawrence, when can I get your attention, skr]
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The corners of Wayne's mouth twitched crazily, who made up all these lyrics.
Do you want to embarrass him to death?
If these two elves were reading to him, then what Wayne is doing now is definitely not complaining, but destroying the corpses and eradicating traces to prevent such embarrassing things from spreading.
However, looking at Norman's facial features twisted together, he suddenly felt much more comfortable.
"Pfft!"
Hermione couldn't help laughing, and then the whole class burst into laughter.
Professor Flitwick looked at the two dwarfs "450" who had already woken up, and said with a straight face: "Are you done? Get out as soon as you're done.
After the two dwarfs left, he smiled and said:
"A very beautiful confusion spell, plus ten points for Hufflepuff. Students, you have also seen that the flexible use of confusion spells can provide a lot of convenience in our lives..."
With rich experience, he directly turned the small accidents in the classroom into teaching materials, but Wayne's personal crisis has not yet been resolved.
He poked the little witch's soft arm.
"Tell me, are you too embarrassed to tell me in person that's why you found the dwarf?"
Wayne came up with a villain and complained first, which made Hermione laugh out loud.
"If I were writing this for you, I would only get an E for Transfiguration this semester."
"Who could it be?" Wayne pretended to be thoughtful, then shook his head after a moment: "Forget it, it doesn't matter who wrote it, I do think it's quite interesting. How about I write one for you?"
It costs money to place an order with these little dwarfs, but it only costs one knut for a letter delivery, three kats for music, and three kats for personal reading.
Hermione had goosebumps when she thought of the scene just now.
He quickly grabbed Wayne's arm and begged him not to let himself die.
Seeing the girl's scared look, the boy rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of many good ideas.
After class, Wayne quickly walked out of the classroom to look for the little dwarf. Hermione was afraid that he was really crazy, so she quickly followed him.
Finally, in the corridor on the fourth floor, they blocked three dwarfs.
"I want to place an order." Wayne said concisely.
A little man stretched out his hand and said, "Pay first."
Wayne threw a Galleung over without hesitation: "This mission is a bit dangerous. It's to tell a professor that you should run away after reading, you know?"
Once you pay the money, you will be the master, not to mention the little request, the little man decisively agreed.
Wayne took out the parchment and handed it to the dwarf, telling him his goal.
Hermione's mouth fell open in surprise.
After the dwarf left, she looked at the boy and said, "Aren't you afraid that Snape will kill you?"
"What are you afraid of?" Wayne said nonchalantly: "I put a confusion spell on the little dwarf when I first came here.
"In his eyes, I'm Lockhart now."
"By the way." The young man rubbed his chin, "The Potions class in the afternoon should be between you and Slytherin, right?"
Hermione covered her heart. She could already imagine Snape going crazy for a while.
Wayne lit the fire, but unfortunately, being a good student, he couldn't have any fun.
Hermione could only make sure to note down the changes in Snape's expression and describe it to him when she came back.
Potions class.
Snape was instructing the students in refining a potion to treat acne when the door to the classroom was violently pushed open, and his face turned gloomy.
He had already experienced this kind of thing this morning.
However, Snape did not criticize him immediately, but instead showed a sneer.
It's not that his temper has changed and he wants to give the students a perfect love hostage.
But he wanted to see who the letter was for.
If it's a Slytherin, points will be deducted once, and only that student will be put in solitary confinement.
But if it's a Gryffindor...then don't blame him for being ruthless in deducting points.
After this week, Gryffindor had accumulated more than ten points, which was enough for him to feel good.
Snape looked at the young wizards playfully, focusing on Harry, but the faces of the students gradually became weird.
Only then did Snape realize something was wrong and lowered his head.
The three dwarfs surrounded him, and a bad premonition arose out of thin air.
"What do you want to do?"
"I have a musical message for Severus Snape."
Wow!
The students were completely excited. Many of them jumped up and knocked over the crucible in front of them.
Big news!
Someone actually wrote a love letter to Snape?
"Shut up!" Snape shouted, pulling out his wand, and the little dwarf ran out of the classroom when he saw the situation was not going well.
No one could see them, but they could clearly hear the music and recitation coming in.
【Ah! Severus!
Your greasy hair is as charming as Flobberworm slime.
Your huge hooked nose touches my heart.
The black robe that never changes for ten thousand years and the disgusting look in your eyes make me miss you so much in my sleep.
Ah, Severus!
If I can’t see you for a day, I feel uncomfortable all over!
I think you are my humanoid love potion, right?】
After he finished reading, the little man also cooperated and threw in a lot of pink heart-shaped pieces of paper, scattering them all over the floor.
Then he ran away in a hurry.
In the classroom, the little wizards, both Slytherin and Gryffindor, were laughing their heads off.
Harry didn't even notice that a corner of his robe fell into the cauldron. He slapped Neville on the back and laughed wildly, making Neville's face turn red.
I don’t know if it’s because of laughter or pain.
Although Hermione didn't agree, she still helped Wayne observe Snape's expression.
But she finally discovered that human language has its limits.
Because she really couldn't find the words to describe Snape's expression.
It stands to reason that if the chaos was like this, Snape would definitely get angry and turn on the red temperature mode.
But a few seconds after the little dwarf ran away, he recovered and chased after him.
The afternoon potions class ended abruptly.
Soon, almost all the little wizards in the castle and even the professor knew what happened at that time.
The love letters read by the little dwarfs went viral, like magic sounds that penetrated your ears, and you had to listen even if you didn't want to.
"Your greasy hair is as charming as Flobberworm slime."
The twins could no longer straighten their backs and slumped on the long table.
"Which poet came up with this sentence to describe hair oil in such a fresh and refined way.
Fred was out of breath: "I want to take him as my teacher. Tell me who the king is!"
"I do not know either."
From just now to now, the smile on Harry's face has not disappeared: "Snape went out to hunt down the dwarf, and I don't know if he caught him or not."
At this time, two dwarfs happened to be passing by, and Fred quickly stopped them.
Wayne's behavior was like opening Pandora's box, allowing many people to see new ways to play.
The little dwarf who was originally hated by everyone became a hot commodity, and he couldn't even fit the postcards in his hands.
They rushed to every corner of the castle, bringing all kinds of greetings to the little wizards.'
It wasn't until the final curfew that the students reluctantly returned to their dormitories. By this time, the little dwarf had already fallen down from exhaustion.
However, he also made a lot of money and left the castle with satisfaction.
the next day.
Snape, who had disappeared for a day, reappeared in front of people, still with a gloomy face.
Two students were sprayed with venom crazily and deducted twenty points just for taking one more look at him, which almost made them cry.
Everyone speculated who was the person who sent the letter to Snape, but after observing for a long time, no one could see who he was specifically targeting.
He just retaliates against everyone equally.
But few people noticed that Lockhart didn't show up all morning today.
In the dark arts class in the afternoon, Snape appeared in Lockhart's seat.
Without a word of nonsense, he went directly to the topic.
"Lockhart is not feeling well and is resting this week. I will be responsible for the planning.
"Today we're going to talk about... tree frog monkeys."
Without any time to wonder why Snape knew Lockhart's situation so well, the young wizards quickly flipped through the books.
Only halfway through did I realize how there could be an introduction to tree frog monkeys in "Breaking with the Female Ghost".
He could only look up helplessly.
"Oh, I forgot." Snape sneered, "With your poor brains and shallow knowledge, maybe many people still don't know what a tree frog monkey is, right?"
Hermione raised her hands high.
Snape wanted to taunt him, but when he saw Wayne's calm gaze on the side, he swallowed the words that came to his lips.
"Miss Know-it-all, you answer. If you are wrong, Gryffindor will deduct ten points!"
This threat was nothing to the little witch.
Originally, Miss Know-It-All might have been a slightly ironic title, but now Hermione has gradually turned this title into a fact through her own efforts...0
When it comes to knowledge base, Wayne may not have as much knowledge as Hermione.
After all, he was too lazy to look at what was available and what was not, but Hermione was really not picky about food...
She watches everything.
"The tree frog monkey is a 2X level magical animal. It is a creature that lives in trees. From the appearance, it looks a bit like the offspring of a hybrid between a monkey and a frog. They..."
"This is not a Magical Creatures class." Snape frowned: "To put it more importantly, if you encounter a tree monkey, how will you deal with it."
Hermione was a little unhappy at being disrupted, but Snape was right, so she could only think about it and said:
"Repelling the spell is the best way, but the red pustule on the forehead of the tree frog monkey will detect the danger in advance. If the casting speed is not fast enough, it is not recommended.
"You should run to a place with no trees and cast a swamp spell to trap him.
We, tree frog monkeys love swamps.
"That's okay." Snape said noncommittally, and without any intention of giving Hermione any extra points, Snape asked her to sit down.
"What I want to teach you today is the Swamp Curse, which is a range of spells..."
The students had to admit that although Snape was venomous, compared to his teaching level, he sold too much than Lockhart.
It was only last year when Quirrell wasn't sick that he was similar to him.
But Quirrell talked more about skills and experience, and rarely taught them new spells, and he was not as cheerful as Snape.
The classroom was filled with the rustling of notes being taken.
After class, Snape left a lot of homework.
But compared with Lockhart's homework, everyone would rather write about what he left behind.
Wayne just wanted to go out with Hermione, but Snape stayed behind.
"What do you think about the secret room?"
"I haven't paid much attention recently." Wayne shook his head and said honestly.
He let Gardevoir and Nagini stare at him, and he really didn't worry much. He paid more attention to Lockhart.
Snape frowned dissatisfied: "Aren't you worried about the safety of your little girlfriends?"
"They have the life-saving tools I gave them, so there won't be any problems."
Snape clenched his fists.
Why is it so difficult to get this kid to follow his words?
"What do you want to say?" Wayne looked at Snape, not understanding what he meant.
"The school needs to find the murderer as soon as possible. Dumbledore is under a lot of pressure now, and the board of directors is constantly putting pressure on him.
Snape looked at Wayne: "Lawrence, you have such a good relationship with Dumbledore, you should help him, right?"
What a contradictory person...
Desperately trying to keep Harry away from danger, he also satirized him in every possible way in his daily life.
It was obviously for Harry, but he used Dumbledore's name to persuade him.
Wayne laughed and shook his head.
"Professor, you think too highly of me. We just came back not long ago and you don't have a clue about things. How can I figure it out all at once?
"Um, by the way, if Professor Dumbledore leaves, who will be the next headmaster?"
Snape raised his head slightly and narrowed his eyes unconsciously, as if to say, who else could I do?
"Is it you?" Wayne asked in surprise: "Isn't it Professor McGonagall? 2.2"
"Twelve directors, seven are from Slytherin." Snape smiled disdainfully: "Who do you think they will choose?"
"If you become the principal...I should live a more comfortable life..." Wayne thought thoughtfully: "After all, I have a unique treasure here in the world.
"You want to threaten me again?"
Snape was filled with hatred, because of the existence of Phoenix King, he had been eaten to death by Wayne from the beginning.
Is it great to have birds?!
"What the hell." Wayne quickly denied it. He was a good boy and a good student. How could he threaten the professor?
"You'd better become the principal first, and then talk to me about these things."
"I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."
After speaking, Wayne walked out of the classroom without waiting for Snape to answer.
Lockhart was probably poisoned by Snape and would definitely not appear in the castle these days, which would be convenient for him to do some things.
Tom's fox tail shows too little to keep him hidden.
He needed to force something out before he could determine what state Lockhart was in.
Lockhart almost cheated him on Valentine's Day. Although it was unintentional, it was a cheat.
He doesn't care that much.
Regardless of emotion or reason, we must take revenge and go back.
Wayne thought of a way to hide himself without alerting Tom.
At night, Wayne didn't go anywhere but stayed in the lounge.
The fire was crackling, the room was very warm, and many people fell asleep leaning on the sofa.
But there are still many people chatting, and the most popular topic is about the secret room.
Wayne joined in naturally.
"Although I don't know who the murderer is, I can help you narrow down some of the scope of suspicion.
After hearing this, everyone became interested and looked at him. .