Chapter 14 Escape is shameful but useful
Da dirty snoring——
With the groan of the engine, Chen Tao drove away, suppressing the few words that Bain wanted to say again.
Bain's face showed a horrified look for the first time.
His estimate of Batman's intelligence was seriously wrong.
What it is?
He replayed in his mind what he saw for that second.
How could a human foot become a wheel?
"you--"
When he reacted, he immediately opened his long legs and chased after him. While chasing, he took out a headset and put it on his ear.
"Zombie people! Caveman! Bird people!"
"We're here, Bane!"
Bane's men answered over the radio communication channel.
"The plan has changed, everyone is here to chase people."
Men:?
Bain's eyes were deep:
"I need to figure out what's going on in the bat."
Although he was carrying four people on his back, Chen Tao jumped up, turned the wheel and ran away. Bain was stunned for a moment and did not catch up.
In his own world, everyone is shouting about the Batmobile, so running away is of course a passive skill. Chen Tao tensed his gluteus maximus - his own liquid nitrogen injector.
"Jesus!"
Killer Croc stared at Chen Tao's feet that turned into wheels: "Bat, I didn't know you had this ability."
"Stop talking nonsense, Deadshot, get ready to shoot!"
"..."
My name is Floyd Lawton, I'm twenty-seven years old and I'm Deadshot.
I am currently being chased by a devilish muscular man over three meters tall. He has just killed three of my companions. I have no doubt that he can hammer me into a cookie with one punch.
But I'm not panic at all now, because he can't run as fast as my horse.
"..."
But now there is another question, a very, very important question.
The horse I'm riding now, his name is Batman.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch -"
A huge boulder flew over the head of the dead shooter sitting on Chen Tao's left shoulder with a whistling sound, frightening his sphincter to tighten.
Da da da……
He took out his submachine gun and fired at the back. The recoil and jolt shook the flesh on his face like waves on the Gotham River.
Even on such a bumpy shoulder, his bullet still hit Bane's eye accurately, forcing the opponent to cover his face with his palms.
"We're doomed!"
He shouted to Batman, "Why can't you go up there and fight Bane?"
Because you can't beat him at all, idiot.
Chen Tao said: "In order to protect your safety, I cannot take care of you while fighting Bain."
The Cheshire Cat immediately showed an expression that looked like a cat was moved. Although she was wearing a mask, it was impossible to see what was on her face.
"It's okay, you don't have to worry..."
Deadshot glanced sideways at the Cheshire Cat. Do you really believe his lies?
He was deep in thought. Batman must have a special reason, but now he knows too little information, so he is completely blind.
"Your feet..."
"Shut up, just ride in the car, let me think of a solution!"
"you……"
Chen Tao's prostate drifted, and he barely dodged a boulder thrown by Bain, and said angrily: "What's the matter?"
"Look ahead!"
Chen Tao turned around and saw that several large buses were blocked in the middle of the road ahead. Several of Bain's men were standing on them, waiting for him to crash into them.
"So, what can you do now?"
Chen Tao gritted his teeth.
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"Super Baby" is a newly opened restaurant in Gotham City. In order to attract customers, the waiters here are dressed up as superpowers, which is quite glamorous.
Inside the store, two policemen were sitting by the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, enjoying a sumptuous breakfast.
"Didi...Help, the clown just robbed our bank, you have to..."
The older policeman and the younger policeman looked at each other and turned off the communicator nonchalantly.
"Ah, it's okay, Batman will take the Joker back."
The slightly younger policeman said: "Yes, it's just cleaning the floor anyway. Why bother?"
They looked at each other, found the resonance of the fisherman, and then laughed...
"..."
"So do you want to add more food?" the waiter dressed as Harley Quinn said impatiently.
They added some more food, and the older policeman continued: "After all these years in Gotham, I almost don't feel surprised anymore."
"Yeah, there's no end to the work anyway. Do you remember that Poison Ivy robbed the Star Lab two days ago, and Gordon was in a hurry as if something big had happened. What about now? Hahahaha!"
"Yes, anything can happen in Gotham," the old policeman took a sip of beer: "Even if I see a dinosaur wearing skate shoes on the street now, I wouldn't be surprised. But what does that sentence say? Come on, the sun will rise, and Batman can solve everything"
The young policeman froze.
"?" The old policeman looked at the stunned young policeman strangely.
"Look...look behind you!"
He turned his head and saw a huge green Tyrannosaurus Rex, at least over 6 meters tall, walking past the street.
It was wearing a somewhat tattered uniform that looked exactly like Batman's, revealing anthropomorphic strong arms and thighs, with golden spiked arm armor wrapped around it, and a mask on its head - although the mask looked like it was not worn on its dinosaur head.
He held several unclear small objects in his left and right hands, which seemed to be several people and a big lizard.
"???"
The atmosphere of the restaurant was also quiet, and everyone stared blankly outside, watching the dinosaur's tail disappear around the corner.
The two policemen looked at each other.
"Hahahahaha——"
"We are really dazzled, how could such a thing happen?"
They patted each other on the back, laughing breathlessly, and then fell silent together.
There was a loud bang, which was obviously the sound of a rocket exploding.
The dinosaur ran back again, with two more wheels on its feet, and was chased by three people holding rocket launchers and a muscular man.
"Roar!"
The two policemen looked at each other.
"Ahh——"
Bang!
The door of the restaurant was opened directly, and a large number of guests screamed and rushed out, and they successfully escaped!
Two policemen ran out of the store, tremblingly took out their small pistols, and looked at the big green dinosaur on this street, blocked here and there, running from here and there.
Rockets flew everywhere, bullets flew everywhere, and the vehicles parked on the roadside were hit by rockets, flipped into the sky with a violent explosion, and then were caught by the muscular man who jumped up and threw them at the dinosaur like a lead ball. The people on the street wailed and fled in all directions, leaving a mess everywhere.
Look at what you have protected!
The big green dinosaur did not forget to save people while running away. He picked up a little girl who was almost hit by a fallen street lamp, and then picked up a middle-aged man who fell down, and then abandoned them casually on the way, jumping left and right, as agile as a big ape. The four people chasing behind were furious, but how could they keep up with the long legs that slid out more than ten meters in that step?
Finally, the big guy seemed to be finally irritated by the four people who were chasing him relentlessly, and he actually beat up two of the people holding rocket launchers. Before the two people were ready to escape and the muscular man came to find him, the green dinosaur escaped again--
He jumped up suddenly, kicked the wall with the tire on his foot in mid-air, and rushed to the wall with a bang by the reaction force of the rotation, and jumped onto the roof, crushing a large piece of bricks and tiles. The four pursuers also climbed onto the roof. They chased and fled, and soon disappeared, leaving only two policemen looking at each other.
Someone next to him was wailing "My car", the road was full of flames and messy ruins, and a fire hydrant exploded, soaking the two people who couldn't dodge in time.
The older policeman sighed calmly.
"Okay, what happened just now? Is that dinosaur Batman?" The young policeman calmly answered him: "Who cares? Our job is to clean the streets. Damn it, sometimes I feel like an NPC living in a game." "I think so too!" The old policeman also joked: "If this world is a book, the two of us should be the extras in the book without even a name." "Right, Sean!" "That's right, Boris!" They patted each other on the back, laughed out of breath, and then fell silent together. "Damn, I have to work again." "Yeah, damn it." "Wait, after we finish cleaning, there will be superhero villains messing up the streets, so is there any difference between cleaning now and later?" "Hey hey - that makes sense! Let's go back to eat. I just ate half a donut." So, the two strong-hearted old men quickly accepted everything, simply wiped their heads, and went back to continue eating breakfast.