Chapter 81: Watching the first Spring Festival Gala (please follow up on Tuesday)
Chapter 81 Watching the First Spring Festival Gala (please follow up on Tuesday)
At the gala, after Lao Zhao said his blessing, he was followed by a very interesting cartoon. The children in the room all watched it attentively. They thought the cartoon would be played for a long time.
The result, after sowing.
Four hosts came out, and I realized that he was a liar.
At this time, national treasure cross talk actor Hou Baolin was invited to the stage and introduced the four hosts to everyone.
Everyone’s attention was focused on the fashionably dressed female host.
“Who is this woman? She is so beautiful.”
Uncle San who once had color TV and watched many movies proudly introduced:
"This woman's name is Liu Xiaoqing. She has played He Cuigu in "Little Flower" and Zhang Lan in "Look at This Family"...and..."
The melon-eaters who had never seen these two movies listened in confusion, but still said flatteringly: "Oh, it's her."
The third aunt rolled her eyes at him and said with disgust: "Even if you know them again, they still don't know you."
The third aunt's words made everyone burst into laughter: "Hahaha."
The first gala was quite casual, and then there were various introductions to the guests who came to the party.
About ten minutes later.
The Spring Festival Gala has just officially begun, and the first program is "New Year Song" sung by Teacher Li, followed by interactive riddles.
Li Xiaoqing told the first riddle to the audience in front of the TV.
“From top to bottom, unite widely.”
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“guess a word.”
As soon as this riddle came out, more than half of the more than 20 people present were dumbfounded, because they couldn't read at all, so they couldn't understand the riddle.
The ones with the highest level of education among them, Li Xiaorong and Zhou Xiaoying, are the most active. They both wrote this sentence on their palms and racked their brains to think of the answer to the riddle.
Little fat man Li Haoran wanted to reap the benefits, scratched his head and asked the sister-in-law beside him: "Auntie, have you thought of the answer to the riddle?"
“Don’t disturb me yet, I’m just thinking about it.”
Li Duoyu, who knew the answer, was not in a hurry to tell everyone the answer, and quietly watched them think.
But as his wife’s wrinkles did not get deeper, Li Duoyu couldn’t help but whisper to her: “I’ve already guessed it, do you want me to tell you?”
Hearing this, Li Xiaorong glanced at Li Duoyu: "I can't even guess it, and I don't believe you can guess it."
Li Duoyu smiled at Li Xiaorong and said, "Would you like it? I'll tell you the answer."
“No, I don’t want it.”
Zhou Xiaoying didn’t believe that Li Duoyu could guess it right, but after thinking for a long time without thinking of the answer, Zhou Xiaoying asked in a low voice:
“What’s the answer you guessed?”
“Are you sure you want me to tell you the answer?”
“Yeah.” Zhou Xiaoying nodded.
Li Duoyu said seriously: "This is actually very simple. It is just a word puzzle. From above, to below, the word "Guang" wraps everyone up."
Zhou Xiaoying suddenly realized.
“It turns out that it’s the character for seat.”
Li Xiaorong on the side was stunned. It turned out that the riddle was so simple, but she, who had the highest score in the college entrance examination on Dandan Island, couldn't figure it out.
“How about it, your brother and I are not that good.” Li Duoyu said with a smile.
Li Xiaorong, who refused to admit defeat, said: "There are still four riddles, and I don't believe you can guess them all correctly."
“What if I guess everything right?”
“Then from now on, every time I come home, I will wash your and my sister-in-law’s clothes, smelly socks and dishes.”
Li Duoyu said to the little fat man beside him: "Haoran has written it down. This is what your aunt said herself."
“Why, I’m still afraid of you.”
Li Haoran, who was eating melon seeds at the side, muttered in a low voice: "It would be better for her to get married quickly and not come back."
When everyone saw the excitement, the TV suddenly turned into a snowflake screen. As soon as he saw the highlight of the cross talk, the third uncle was so angry that he slapped his thigh: "Shuguang, hurry up, it must be that the signal reception is not good, go up and adjust it."
Li Shuguang quickly climbed to the roof, adjusted the direction of the aluminum frame, and shouted to everyone: "Are you okay?"
Everyone shouted collectively.
“No, adjust it again.”
“Okay, okay, don’t move, that’s it.”
When Li Shuguang just walked down, everyone shouted to him: "It's gone again, hurry up, it's exciting."
Li Shuguang looked helpless. He felt that he was serving everyone by buying a TV. He also wanted to watch the gala.
What he didn't expect was that Li Duoyu volunteered: "Shuguang, let me go up instead."
Hearing this, Li Shuguang looked at his cousin with tears of gratitude: "I knew that at the critical moment, more fish would be the most reliable."
In fact, Li Duoyu has not officially watched the first Spring Festival Gala, but in his previous life, he watched it alone with his mobile phone after his wife left, so he is so familiar with it now.
There seemed to be more than 40 programs in the first Spring Festival Gala, and cross talk and singing accounted for most of them. What Li Duoyu remembers most clearly is that Teacher Li sang nine songs alone.
I heard that the director of the live broadcast at that time was still under great pressure and asked Teacher Li to sing the currently banned song "Hometown Love".
The highlight of the entire program should be the pantomime sketch "Chicken Eating" written and performed by Wang Jingyu.
It made more than 20 people present laugh. Even Li Duoyu on the roof could hear it. He even heard his wife’s laughter.
As the laughter got louder and louder, the surrounding neighbors also rushed over. They couldn't squeeze into the hall, so they just sat in the courtyard and watched.
Although I couldn’t see the picture, it was quite good to listen to the cross talk and songs. When it was exciting, dozens of people applauded together.
"well."
What Li Duoyu didn’t expect was that Chen Wenchao and Liu Xiaolan also came together, and the two of them sat in the corner of the crowd.
Compared to the Spring Festival Gala, they seemed to be more concerned about other things. Because they were too involved, neither of them noticed Li Duoyu on the roof.
From this angle, you can really see everything from top to bottom.
Actually, there is only one black and white TV in Li Shuguang’s house on the island.
Brigade captains Wang Dapao and Wang Jinjun also have TVs at home, but these two families have fenced yards and dogs. They keep the door closed only for their relatives to watch.
Everyone watched the Spring Festival Gala until very late, and until the moment the bell rang to wake them up, everyone was still so excited that it was difficult to calm down.
And this show gave everyone the perfect idea of television. After watching it, a neighbor shouted on the spot: "Damn, it's really good. I will make a lot of money to buy a TV next year."
“I don’t even smoke anymore.”
“I don’t want to have a wife anymore, I want to buy one too.”
“Maybe if I buy it, I’ll have a wife.”
"Hahaha."
But Li Haoran was the only one who kept cracking melon seeds during the whole journey. He built half of the melon seed shell mountain on the ground.
And just at the end.
After Li Duoyu came down from the roof, Chen Wenchao and Liu Xiaolan were stunned on the spot.
Chen Wenchao stuttered a little and pointed to the roof: "Brother Yu, have you been up there all the time?"
“I’m sleeping up there.”
How could Chen Wenchao believe it? When he looked up and saw the antenna, he immediately understood. The young couple's faces instantly turned red and they wanted to find a crack to get in.
But just when Li Duoyu was about to send Zhou Xiaoying back, Lao Zhuang hurried over and gasped:
“Duoyu, come over here, I have something to tell you.”
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(End of this chapter)