Chapter 211 A Tasty Meal
Want to go to Grandpa He’s house for dinner?
sure!
But not yet.
Unless you are willing to follow me and agree to me marrying your stupid uncle, don't even think about going there and having a good meal now.
Qin Huairu was calculating in her mind and said to Banggeng: "If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it. It will save you a meal."
Then he said to Xiaodang and Huaihua: "If you two knock on the bowl again, then don't eat. Anyway, if you don't eat one meal, you won't starve to death."
Mrs. Jia Zhang was very dissatisfied: "What are you talking about! My dear grandson wants to eat something good, what's wrong? He wants to eat, can't you just take him there? The He family is not short of food, what's wrong with having a meal? !”
Qin Huairu said to Banggeng: "If you really want to eat, ask your grandma to take you there."
Since you think it’s not a big deal to go out for a meal, then you go with Banggeng. I want to see what Banggeng will think of you after you are rejected!
Qin Huairu can be sure that if Jia Zhang really comes to visit and disturbs Miss Xue's birthday party, Uncle He will definitely criticize her for not having the vision.
There is really no beeping number. Someone is celebrating my wife’s birthday. Where do you have the face to go there and eat it?
It's my fault for not agreeing... If it weren't for my efforts, would you be able to eat Silly Zhu's lunch box?
It’s almost enough for you to eat shit!
Banggeng urged: "Grandma, take me there."
Jia Zhang didn't agree. If she really had the ability, she wouldn't let Qin Huairu do this all the time.
She looks too ugly, and her reputation isn't much better even if she doesn't count the recent "chicken-stealing".
Therefore, she is very annoying at first sight. How can she do such a technical job as "begging"?
Mrs. Jia Zhang said with a cold face: "Let your mother take you there. She has a good relationship with Shazhu."
Banggeng looked at her mother again.
Qin Huairu snorted, took a steamed bun and started eating.
No matter what happens, she won't go through with this meal with a stick.
Only if he can't eat it will he be willing to live a good life with him.
He would not be used by Jia Zhang to oppose his remarriage.
Qin Huairu never imagined that Silly Zhu would accept Mrs. Jia Zhang as his mother for her own sake.
Now she only feels that this mother-in-law is a hindrance to her remarriage and an obstacle to her and her children living a good life.
What are the conditions of the He family?
Uncle He is the leader of the factory, he may be promoted in the future, and he has good cooking skills;
Aunt Xue is a university teacher, and she may become a professor in the future, and the conditions will be even better;
Silly Zhu, no matter how bad he is, he is still a talkative cook...
Qin Huairu felt that as long as she could marry Shazhu, it would not only solve the problem of eating well, but also solve the future work problems of Banggen, Xiaodang and Huaihua.
How can Jia Zhang, a cricket who doesn't have enough to eat and can't do anything well, compare with her three children?
"Mom, forget it if you don't go, I'll go by myself!"
BangGeng said in anger.
"Okay, you've improved your skills. From now on, you can pick up Uncle Silly's lunch box, and Mom can just sit at home and wait to eat."
Qin Huairu hummed.
Silly Zhu's lunch box is not something that can be reached with just one hand.
Just relying on the stick, if you can get it three times out of ten, it’s pretty good.
The old and the young are all used to it, so they should be starved for a few meals to make them realize the reality.
Bangge was silent.
Xiaodang, Sophora japonica and Sophora japonica also withered.
They realized that their mother, who was usually hardly angry, was now angry.
Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't beep too much. She took a steamed bun with two noodles and bit it hard, as if she was biting some disobedient daughter-in-law.
Qin Huairu's tone softened slightly: "It's not that Mom won't take you, but you have to think about the relationship between my family and the He family? Our two families are ordinary neighbors, why can we go to the He family for dinner? They don't owe us anything! "
This sounds okay at first glance.
But to Jia Zhang's ears, didn't Qin Huairu just want to tell Banggan that if he wanted to eat good food, his mother had to have a relationship with the He family?
‘If I can let you marry Silly Zhu, I, Zhang Cuihua, will eat shit until I die! ’
Just when Jia Zhang was getting angry, Qin Jingru also walked out of the public toilet with a relaxed look and returned to Jia's house.
Sitting next to Sophora japonica, Qin Jingru also took a steamed bun with two-height noodles and sighed as she ate it:
"Sister, the food cooked by Uncle He is so delicious. I almost regret not marrying Silly Zhu!"
Qin Huairu chuckled and said to her heart, "Why don't you give it a try?"
If you dare to go to Silhu, I will get under his bed.
Huaihua suddenly said: "Auntie, did you wash your hands after using the toilet?"
Qin Jingru paused for a moment after hearing this, then she freed up her right hand to touch her little niece's head, and said with a dry smile:
"You all know how to wash your hands, and of course I know it too"
Just because you know it doesn’t mean you’ve washed it!
Qin Huairu thought silently.
Ms. Jia Zhang disagreed: "It's not clean. If you eat it, you won't get sick. As long as you don't get feces on your hands, you'll be fine."
Banggeng complained: "I'm still eating now, can you stop mentioning shit! It's so disgusting!"
Xiaodang smiled and said, "Brother, you mention it again."
Qin Huairu was speechless.
Although there was none at home, the tip of her nose still appeared faintly...
This is really a delicious meal.
***
Backyard, Liu's house.
Liu Haizhong was drinking wine and eating eggs fried by his wife, thinking about big things.
Liu Guangtian took the opportunity and said, "Dad, can you let me have a drink too?"
With that said, he was going to get the wine bottle.
The second aunt slapped his hand away, glared at her second son and said:
"Go, go, what are you drinking?"
Don't enter a family, don't enter a door.
The second aunt is a snobbery, and her attitude will change when her two sons, Guangtian and Guangfu, become sports cadres in a few months.
At that time, the wine was poured and the eggs were fried; as for her husband Liu Haizhong, who was "unmotivated" and could not become an official, she also had to be criticized by her.
Liu Haizhong glanced at his second son and rarely scolded him, but asked:
"Tell me again, how can I become the deputy director of the workshop?"
Liu Guangtian curled his lips: "Then you have to change the factory director, then you have a chance."
Liu Haizhong sighed: "I blame my carelessness for not asking about Director Yang's preferences in advance."
The second aunt said in hindsight: "Let me tell you, you shouldn't have gone to him. You should have found a relationship with someone else."
Liu Haizhong was too lazy to listen to her ramblings and continued to sigh: "Besides Lao He, which leader do I know? But Lao He happens to be a member of Deputy Factory Director Li. He is not in the same system as me, so he can't help... Oh, I'm so envious. He has been a cook all his life, but at the end of the day, he met a noble man and became a leader!"
The second aunt also said jealously: "Who says it's not the case! He is a leader and has a beautiful wife. How come he has caught up with all the good things?"
Liu Guangfu said: "Dad, how about you apply for a job transfer? Then give Uncle He some gifts and ask him to help recommend it, and it will be done!"
Liu Haizhong hummed: "What if Deputy Factory Director Li looks down on me? I don't have the salary of a seventh-level fitter, so why don't you go drink the northwest wind!"
The second aunt echoed: "Your dad is right. Even if Lao He becomes a leader, his salary will only be more than 70 yuan, which is still more than 10 yuan less than your dad!"
Liu Guangtian didn't agree: "You can't compare it like this. He became a leader. Although his salary is not much more, what about the benefits? The sum of all these things is not lower than that of my dad! In fact, let alone Uncle He, even if he is a leader who manages shit , all have many benefits!”
Liu Haizhong nodded and said: "Guang Tian is right. After becoming a leader, you can't just look at the superficial salary."
Liu Guangfu shouted: "Brother, can you not mention the shit? We are still eating!"
The second aunt curled her lips and said: "What's wrong with talking about poop? Your brother is right. When the rural production team comes to poop, they all give benefits to the poop manager."
The bangs were speechless, "You three, stop talking about shit, or I won't be able to eat it."
‘It’s just right if you can’t eat, I can help you eat! ’
The Liu brothers looked at each other and began to talk about poop again, intentionally or unintentionally.
***
Front yard, Yan’s house.
"It smells so good, Dad. When can we buy some meat to eat?"
The second child, Yan Jiefang, said enviously.
"Eat meat? Isn't it enough to have fish? Besides, even if you buy meat, can your mother make it as delicious as Lao He?"
After saying that, the teacher Yan Bugui continued to teach: "If you don't have poverty, you won't have poverty. If you don't plan, you will suffer poverty! I am the only one in the family who has a serious job. If I don't save a little, how can I survive this life?"
The boss, Yan Jiecheng, said helplessly: "Dad, you are right, but you obviously caught several fish today, why did you only burn two? There is not enough food for our family of seven!"
The third child, Yan Jiekuang, echoed: "Brother is right, this fish doesn't cost money anyway, you just have to catch it after eating it."
Yan Bugui pushed up his glasses and said, "Why don't fish want money? Today I spent one dollar and twenty-five cents to buy bait from Lao He. Isn't this money?"
Spend money on bait?
From the second aunt down, all the family members looked at Yan Bugui, the head of the family, in surprise.
Could it be that the sun rises in the west today?
Otherwise, Yan Bugui, who has found his home, will spend money to buy bait?
Yan Bugui said proudly: "What do you know! Lao He's bait is very useful, but he doesn't want to tell me the formula for free. He wants me to buy it for five yuan. How can I give it up? Today we are fishing together, and we talked it over before we let him go. He sold me the rest of the bait for just over one yuan..."
Before he finished speaking, the fourth child Yan Jiedi suddenly said: "I understand, you want to buy some and then research the formula yourself, right? This saves you three yuan and seventy-five cents!"
"That's it!"
Yan Bugui said with a smile: "When I prepare the bait, there will be no shortage of fish to eat!"
Yu Li sneered: "Since we will have fish to eat every day soon, why did you only let us cook two fish today?" Not stingy! ’
Yan Jiecheng also thought of this and smiled bitterly in his heart.
He wants to separate the family.
Although his life with Yu Li was not very good, it was still better than following his father and eating three steamed buns a day.
When the time comes, won’t you spend the money you earn well? Why leave it to dad!
Yan Jiekuang suddenly said: "Dad, leave a piece of fish for me. My stomach feels uncomfortable and I have to go take a poop!"
Yan Bugui nodded and said: "Don't worry, I will divide the fish and ensure fairness!"
This is true.
Yu Li is a little disgusted, not because she dislikes Yan Bu Gui's ability to divide fish. After all, she also admires Yan Bu Gui's ability in this area.
Instead, he disliked his brother-in-law for mentioning that word while eating.
It all tastes good...