Chapter 254 Drink more hot water
"Damn it, Liu Guangfu! If you are a decent person, fight me!"
When Banggen came back from fishing, he saw Liu Guangfu also going out for a walk, and he immediately disagreed and wanted to fight with him.
But Liu Guangfu would rather give in than take action.
Because he knew very well that the purpose of Banggeng's provocation was to get his balls.
He couldn't defeat Bang Gang, and now that the other party was holding a grudge and thinking about him, how could he dare to actually take action?
And as long as he doesn't take action, Banggeng won't dare to hit him.
Because you will go to jail and lose your job.
"As long as my wife knows whether I have a seed or not, there is no need to tell you. If you want to fight and are angry that I am not free now, you can't accompany me!"
Liu Guangfu said, showing an expression that was in need of a beating.
"Fuck, wait for me!"
After all, Banggeng didn't dare to take action and returned to the compound angrily.
As soon as I walked into the middle courtyard, I saw my sister Xiaodang taking a towel and coming out of He's house.
"Brother, did you catch a fish?"
Xiaodang asked with a bit of discomfort in his throat with a blush remaining on his face.
"No, just after making a nest, a boat sailed over. How can we fish? I had to come back early to rest. I have to go to the countryside to watch a movie tomorrow..."
BangGeng explained.
"Really? Then you have to take a good rest. Going to the countryside is quite hard."
With that said, Xiaodang walked to the sink in a few steps and started washing towels.
"Fortunately, I have food and drink, and I feel much more comfortable than before."
The stick stems feel it.
Compared with jumping in line back then, it’s so much better to go to the countryside and watch movies now.
Not only can he eat and drink well, but he can also receive additional benefits... Unfortunately, these benefits now belong to Xu Damao and have nothing to do with him as an apprentice.
He will have to wait until he learns the technology and has the opportunity to show movies independently before he can be eligible for these benefits.
"Haha, then you have to thank our Grandpa He. If it weren't for him, you wouldn't have gotten this job."
Xiaodang smiled.
Banggeng hummed, said nothing, and walked back home.
Thank you Grandpa He? What a joke!
He, the Thief Saint, is a pure white-eyed wolf. How can he thank others and repay his kindness?
Watching his leaving figure, Xiaodang couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "This silly brother really can't carry it!"
Soon, after she washed the towel and rinsed her mouth, she returned to someone and watched him continue writing... This was outrageous. He was obviously almost sixty years old, but he was still so energetic.
"Grandpa He Do you want me to give you a baby?"
Xiaodang suddenly asked.
"You decide for yourself, I respect your opinion."
Chen Tao doesn't care whether he wants it or not.
"Well, I'm only 21 years old, so I definitely can't have it for now. I'll think about it again when I'm 30!"
After saying that, Xiaodang worried again: "If I have a child, how will I register for residence?"
Chen Tao couldn't help laughing and said: "Is this difficult? When you get pregnant, you will first find a fake husband, and then divorce after a while, won't you be able to register for household registration? Besides, even if it is not possible in China, there are still Overseas! You should take a broader view, don’t just focus on the mess in the compound. Especially the mess in your home! "
Xiaodang snorted: "How come my family's affairs are ruined? My mother is obviously your daughter-in-law, and I..."
I can't say any more.
If there was no Grandma Xue, then she might have become Grandpa He's wife, that is, her mother's mother-in-law - I call you mother, but you call me mother-in-law?
That's outrageous!
My scalp is numb!
But things have come to this, and Xiaodang doesn’t want to look back.
Grandpa He is actually a nice person, and being his mistress is not a grievance.
"What do you mean? In your house, you are my good granddaughter. Don't talk nonsense like you do in my house. Otherwise, if something goes wrong, I won't admit it..."
"That's so bad! Grandpa, you are so bad!"
"Give me a squeeze on your shoulders."
"Can't you just let me take a break?"
"Oh, you go back and rest! By the way, I asked Sophora japonica to come to my place. Just tell me grandpa that I want to give her some pocket money and ask her to massage me for a while."
"I'll just pinch it for you. Don't disturb Huaihua, she still has to study!"
As he said this, Xiaodang moved his hands and massaged the smelly grandpa carefully.
She couldn't let her mother have another little mother-in-law.
After squeezing his shoulders for a while, Xiaodang changed Chen Tao's tea, bustling about like a little daughter-in-law.
Chen Tao didn't treat her badly and let her have dinner at home in the evening.
Miss Xue didn't realize it at all. She thought she was her granddaughter and enthusiastically served her food!
I have to say, Chen Tao is really an old beast! In every sense.
***
More than three months have passed.
After Yi Zhonghai's suggestion, the second and third uncles' approval, Chen Tao's approval, and the positive response from all the people in the courtyard, it was decided to have a courtyard dinner on the night of the 28th of the twelfth lunar month to celebrate the arrival of the new year.
It doesn’t have to be a good meal, as long as the atmosphere is there.
"Silly Zhu Don't be so arrogant! You always say that I am a loser, but what about you? Aren't you also a loser? Haha, with you by my side, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."
Xu Damao said drunkenly.
Although Si Zhu was in good health and still had some courage left, Qin Huairu took measures and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make any noise.
Xu Damao was delighted and vigorously promoted it to him.
He believed that he was not talking nonsense, nor was he exaggerating.
Because Silly Zhu said that both Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang could have children, which proved that Xu Damao was a destitute person;
Qin Huairu has three children, which naturally proves that he is a desperate person.
Nothing wrong!
"It's been less than a year, how can you be sure that I can't do it? Maybe my son is already in her mother's belly, but he hasn't moved yet. Besides, what will happen if I die? I have three younger brothers, and the old He family will not die. ! And what about your Xu family? If you have the ability, you can ask your father to give you three younger brothers!"
Silly Zhu was unsure in his heart, but he spoke plausibly.
Everyone also expressed their understanding.
After all, it has not been a long time so far, and Shazhu and Qin Huairu are quite old, so it is not surprising that they are slower.
"Just lie to yourself!"
Xu Damao laughed, not believing what Silly Zhu said.
Wasn't it the same with him and Lou Xiao'e more than ten years ago? This year will be pushed to next year, next year will be pushed to the year after that, and in the end it will be extinct.
As for the Xu family's demise, so what?
Even if his father has another child, it won't be his Xu Damao's, so what's the point?
No matter how many children Uncle He has, what does it have to do with him, Silly Zhu?
It’s just self-comfort!
"I lied to myself? Haha, don't be jealous when I have a child!"
Shazhu will continue to work hard. After all, no matter how hard you work, you will gain nothing. There is no reason to give up halfway.
As for going to the hospital for a check-up...if he hasn't done so in two years, he will definitely go.
But Qin Huairu has someone in the hospital, can Si Zhu not find out the problem?
"Let's wait until you have a child!"
Xu Damao was very disdainful.
"hehe……"
Yan Jiecheng couldn't help laughing when he saw the two of them bickering.
Damn it, what are you so proud of?
Your kid has only lost money so far. What's the difference between him and a dead man?
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao thought at the same time.
the other side.
Yan Bugui toasted Chen Tao and praised with a smile:
"Old He, the novel you wrote is so beautiful. Many teachers in our school want to meet you after reading it!"
Chen Tao took a sip and said with a smile:
"I just write casually, how could I know that it would be so popular? Now there are a lot of letters from readers at home, and I can't even read them, let alone reply them. Fortunately, I have a little help, so I can pick out some of them. Reply. And the readers who want to meet me, I really don’t have time to meet with them.”
‘Write whatever you want? Just pretend! ’
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Hai complained secretly.
Yan Bugui complimented: "You don't just write casually, you write so well! It's not like when I submitted my manuscript on the first day, but it was rejected the next day. Lao He! Just take the time to tell me." Come on! How can I tell a story so that it will be welcomed by everyone?"
After learning that Chen Tao made money by writing books, Yan Bugui naturally started writing novels in an attempt to make some extra money.
After all, even a cook can write, so wouldn’t he be even more awesome as a writer?
Unfortunately, the reality is ruthless. The rubbish he wrote either disappeared or was returned, and none of it appeared in magazines or newspapers.
Feeling uncomfortable and melancholy, he planned to learn from Chen Tao, hoping that he could teach him how to use a sack... How to become a qualified novelist?
Chen Tao gave Jiang Shan some advice: "First of all, you have to become a reader, read more popular novels, and ponder the author's conception and writing skills. Only then can you write a fascinating novel with a clear focus."
Yan Bugui nodded and accepted the instruction, feeling that he had made a profit. After all, Lao He taught himself this method without asking for money.
But if he read more novels, he would have to spend more money, which made him feel very embarrassed.
But soon he thought of a good way.
‘Anyway, Teacher Ran can buy books, so I can just read her books. Things that happen to scholars are not considered trivial...'
He is truly an abacus!
Liu Haizhong had no interest in reading, so he felt that Lao He "didn't seek to improve". If it were him, he would definitely not be content with his current position and would definitely continue to pursue progress.
Writing novels is such a crooked way, it’s a dead end!
the other side.
He Yuyu took out the hot water bottle, filled half a bowl of tea for Miss Xue, and then asked with a smile:
"Mom, how do you take care of yourself? You don't look like someone who has given birth to three children."
Miss Xue chuckled and said to herself, the secret to staying young is to pester your dad every day. Can you tell me this?
"I don't take care of myself very much! I just listen to what your dad said, keep exercising, relax, and have a regular schedule. In this way, I will naturally age slowly... By the way, your sister-in-law also gave birth to three children. Now it looks like She's also very young. How do you take care of her daily life?"
Miss Xue's words diverted the attention of all the ladies to Qin Huairu.
Qin Huairu is indeed older, but as a cheater, she naturally still looks frozen in age. She can be called the so-called beautiful witch in her childhood.
Qin Huairu smiled and said: "I don't pay special attention to maintenance. I usually drink more hot water, go to bed early and get up early..."
Drink more hot water?
You're fooling a ghost!
The old lady believed in Miss Xue, because her childhood life was really good, and it was not strange to stay young.
But Qin Huairu had so many things to worry about, how could he maintain this state just by drinking more hot water?