Chapter 175: Do you want to eat fried cakes or not?

Chapter 175: Do you want to eat fried cakes or not?

"What are you yelling about?"

Tony stretched his head over and looked at Bai Ye's phone screen.

"Shit!"

He was also shocked:

"Isn't the hero in it Johnny? When did he become so short of money that he had to make a small movie?"

"No, is there something wrong with his brain? He is guarding a sister as beautiful as Susan. If he needs money, tell me..."

"Uh... do you want to buy Susan's original black silk stockings?" Bai Ye also looked at Tony in shock: "I didn't expect you to have such a hobby?"

"Fart!" Tony blushed and said, "I was talking about selling information, helping me with assists and so on!"

"Haha." Bai Ye smiled and believed it for the time being, and continued: "This is not a small movie, but a leaked video. Johnny invited us to 3VS1 at that banquet before. We didn't go. He So he found someone else to play with and even took a video. Before he left the universe, he sent it to me."

"What? You didn't even send it to me. That guy is too much!"

Tony quickly took out his mobile phone, logged into Twitter, looked for Johnny's movies, and began to watch them critically.

The scale of Twitter is really large, and you can put all kinds of short movies, but the duration is limited, and it doesn’t matter. If you click on a URL at will, you can jump to a third-party website and watch the original video in full - no wonder. Welfare Ji Holy Land.

As Paris Hilton's little follower, Kim Kardashian is also somewhat famous in the media. With the help of Paris's relationship, she has also appeared in some film and television dramas, and Paris's movie has been leaked. She has nothing to do with it. Borrowing the east wind, it became an instant success.

Of course, Bai Ye wouldn't believe this without all the hype that Kim Kardashian had done on her own. She should have even leaked the movie to the website. Otherwise, even though Johnny is an asshole, But he is not a fool. How could he just pass his movies to untrustworthy people?

"Tsk tsk, the photo looks really nice."

Tony criticized it and said with a smile:

"It's very artistic! Johnny has really become a top star in America this time. I bet that at least 100 million Americans and 2 billion people in the world will have seen this movie shot by Johnny."

Kim Kardashian has the aura of a socialite, and the film is shot with great depth and breadth. It is a high-quality film in itself. If this is not popular in the United States, it will be unacceptable.

"Yes, things are rare and valuable! Those female stars in the Sacred Valley have worked hard to make movies. Even the one who earns the most among them may not be as rich as Kim Kardashian in the end because they film too many If it doesn’t add to your self-aura, it’s worthless. For example, if you have the identity of the president’s ex-wife, you should probably make a lot of money.”

Bai Ye nodded.

Now Bai Ye is worried about Captain America. When he wakes up and exposes his face to the public, everyone will look at it and say, 'Hey, isn't this the guy who made the movie? I've seen the picture of your bare butt, and you actually Is it Captain America? So Captain America also has this hobby? ’, this is really embarrassing.

Ha ha.

The fame that Captain America had accumulated over the past 70 years was completely wiped out in one movie by Johnny, his somewhat similar-looking descendant.

"Fuck! Fuck!" Tony was yelling again: "This Kim Kardashian actually held a press conference to apologize to the public?"

Bai Ye also followed Tony's lead and found the live broadcast of Kim Kardashian's press conference on the hot search.

How should I put it? This woman seemed to be apologizing, but she was actually trying to prove herself. Yes, my mother made the movie, and she just waited for her friends to shoot it for fun. Unexpectedly, it was leaked by evil people. She begged the public not to spread it anymore. These indecent movies, and websites such as P Station listed her movies without her consent, had a major impact on her. She was about to suffer from depression. If these websites did not delete the videos immediately, she would pick them up. The weapon of law protects the interests of a weak woman.

"That's nonsense." Bai Ye shook his head and smiled: "The Kardashian family has figured out the public relations aspect. Everyone has a desire to voyeurize, and the more things they are not allowed to see, the more they want to see them. She seems to be If you want to block your own video, you are actually reminding the old perverts to quickly watch my video. If you don’t watch it, it will be removed from the shelves at any time, so you won’t have to watch it anymore.”

"Yes, if this woman is not banned, she will definitely be able to succeed in the future. She is too cruel to herself and her methods are powerful." Tony agreed: "If she wants to participate in a film and television drama at this time, I think there should be many directors and producers who would happily accept it and let her be a supporting actress, after all, this can at least save them millions of dollars in publicity expenses."

"I don't think it's possible for her to monetize her traffic in this way." Bai Ye smiled slightly and said: "You're too small, Tony, you're too small! You said that at this time, her family will take advantage of this popularity to film a movie Wouldn’t it be possible to make a lot of money through large-scale variety shows and create personal IP?”

"Well, it may be possible to make money in the beginning, but the public only has the memory of a fish. What will happen if the heat dissipates after a long time?"

"Then find a new traffic entrance! For example, find a famous star to speculate on scandals and become your boyfriend. In addition to Hollywood stars, there are also NBA stars, rugby stars and other sports stars. In short, go to whoever is famous. Who cares? As long as the value of personal IP is increased, it’s all money in vain.”

The atmosphere in the United States is different from that in China. Some are extremely open. Women like Kim Kardashian can actually go to the White House to give speeches. From the perspective of Chinese people, this is really outrageous.

…

"Mr. Stark!! Mr. Stark!! This is a very serious matter, don't whisper casually!"

Bai Ye and Tony discussed Johnny's affairs happily, but Senator Stern was so angry that he banged the hammer:

"Please answer my questions carefully."

These two bastards didn't seem to take him seriously at all.

"Congressman!" Tony said bluntly: "Let's put it this way, this boring game should be over! Iron Man is very useful, we are safe, and the United States is safe. You want my armor? What a wishful thinking. ! But I did you a big favor, I can maintain world nuclear peace by myself!"

"I tried to cooperate with clowns, but I found that they were just a bunch of people and had no common language at all."

"Fuck you! Mr. Stark!"

Senator Stern couldn't help but curse Tony directly.

Damn it, this bitch Tony Stark is so arrogant. Labor and management are senators. Senators, they actually called me a clown!

Too bad! Too much shit!

You are such a cutie!

Tony walked out of the hearing venue, came to the reporters, gestured with two "V" scissor hands, and said arrogantly:

"Listen, everyone, I am all about the people. I am honored to serve the country. If I have proven anything to the world, it is that you can absolutely trust me!"

"It's time for us to go."

Bai Ye stood up and smiled at Nalan.

"Is it over like this?" Nalan said dreamily: "Such a serious hearing ended with the senators scolding each other for a while, and Tony Stark leaving the venue?"

Isn't that ridiculous?

"Then what else do you want?" Bai Ye shrugged and said, "To put it bluntly, the official has actually given up on the idea of ​​nationalizing Stark Group and Venus Energy. Now they are just trying to give it a try. What if we can compromise? Now that we are constantly arguing with each other, one by one, there is no need to continue? It is nothing more than a waste of everyone's time. It is better to continue to think of other solutions..."

"any solution?"

"What do you think?" Bai Ye smiled without saying a word and said, "Actually, the Ark reactor technology unfortunately fell into the hands of the two plutocrats, Osborne and Stark. But if an ordinary person invented this technology, it would have no impact on the United States. Officially speaking, it’s too easy to get things into your own hands.”

Sitting in the car on the way back, Bai Ye scrolled through the netizens' follow-up reactions to Johnny's incident.

I have to say that the wisdom of the masses is infinite. Just reading through the comments is enough to keep Bai Ye entertained for a while.

"I'm really looking forward to the day when Johnny returns to Earth." Bai Ye said with a smile: "He survived the solar storm in space, but he is already dead on Earth."

In addition to serious websites such as P Station, Bai Ye suddenly discovered that Johnny's great achievements were spread on even informal websites such as the Killer website.

Tsk tsk.

"etc!"

Bai Ye, who was browsing the killer's website, narrowed his eyes and discovered that Kingpin had placed a reward for Spider-Woman on the website, worth 5 million US dollars for killing him and 10 million US dollars for capturing him alive.

A person with the registered ID "Thriller" has accepted Jin Bin's reward.

[Super crime in progress detected...]

【Ding! It is detected that the super villain Thriller is planning to murder New York's guardian Spider-Woman and destroy the peace of New York. 】

【Ding! In view of the urgent situation, the host has the following five options, please choose carefully. 】

[Option 1: Help Thriller kill Spider-Woman, get a $5 million bounty, and become the world's leading killer. 】

[Option 2: Help Thriller capture Spider-Woman alive, get $10 million, research super serum for Kingpin, build a super army, and riot in New York. 】

[Option 3: Call the NYPD and ask the NYPD to protect Spider-Woman. 】

[Option 4: Help Spider-Woman defeat Thriller. 】

[Option 5: Act as if you don’t know anything and stay away from New York. 】

"Pineapple head is scary?"

Bai Ye touched his chin. He was no stranger to horror. He was a member of the Sinister Six, but among super villains, horror had a good reputation. Like the Sandman, he had his own principles and had never killed anyone.

Shocker, a man who didn't even receive a complete compulsory education, was quite talented. Relying on his piecemeal knowledge, he was able to design a battle suit that could shoot through a set of iron gloves. The ultra-high frequency causes strong vibrations in the air. When the power is turned to the maximum, it can even directly destroy a building!

He prioritizes interests in everything, and will not become angry just because he loses to Spider-Man. His lifelong goal is to seek revenge from Spider-Man.

There is another decisive difference between Thriller and other Spider-Man enemies - that is, his mind is always in a stable state, and he is quite smart. He will change the power of his gloves and the strength of his costume depending on the situation, so as to relieve the burden on his body. alleviate.

"It's interesting."

…

Night, New York, Brooklyn.

Under the moonlight, the world seems to become more quiet and peaceful. The silver light was like a clear spring, slowly flowing down from the sky and spreading all over the earth.

Gwen, wearing a white ghost spider suit, was wandering on the spider silk.

"I really don't know why. There was no such thing as super crime before. Ever since the Black Superman appeared, all kinds of monsters and monsters have appeared all at once."

Gwen complained.

During this time, she had to deal with a super crime incident every now and then. Those super criminals were like crucian carp crossing the river, coming and going incessantly.

Of course, there are more super villains, but in fact, Gwen, the Spider-Woman, handles most of the cases of ordinary people, such as car accident scenes, fire scenes, gang murders, laundry detergent transactions, etc. With her extreme ability, she can almost The power of wrestling with the normal Hulk, and the miraculous Spider-Sense, these things are handled with ease.

And because her father was the New York City Police Commissioner, after the matter was done, she called the NYPD and a police officer came to help wash the floor.

Perhaps due to the influence of the Black Superman, Gwen does not kill anyone except under extreme circumstances, but when faced with someone who is trying to kill her, she will also hit hard, breaking muscles and bones, etc., which is common.

According to Black Superman, when a criminal dares to shoot at you, he will definitely shoot at others. What if they are civilians?

Such a ruthless killer should not be tied up in spider webs and handed over to the NYPD.

Sudden.

Gwen's keen eyes looked into a small alley.

A thin man was surrounded and beaten by seven or eight black men. The black men had knives and guns in their hands.

"Hey, guys, it's not a manly way to bully the minority when there are many. How about I come and fight with you?"

Gwen landed on the streetlight at the intersection of the alley, looked at the niggas below, and said with a smile.

"Go away, Spider-Woman, this is none of your business!"

The niggas made a noise, and the leader raised his hand and shot Gwen.

"Bang!"

Gwen dodged the bullet, and a cold light shot out from her eyes.

With a "pop" sound, she kicked the man who shot the gun like a kite flying upside down, and hit the big trash can next to the alley.

"I would like to remind everyone that in my city, it is forbidden to attack others with guns at will. Violators will be killed without mercy!"

The next few little Karami were all hung up by Gwen launching spider webs.

"You did something good again!"

Gwen left with satisfaction. On the way, she sent the coordinates to the NYPD and asked someone to come and wash the floor.

"Call Spider-Woman! Call Spider-Woman!"

Not long after she left, someone from the NYPD called Gwen for support.

There are robbers robbing banks.

"These robbers picked the wrong time and place and chose to rob near me!"

Gwen confidently used spider silk to chase two bank robbers who drove a green car.

"Great, that guy caught up with us. Don't drive too fast now. If she loses him, we won't get the balance."

"Don't worry about the money, I just want revenge now! Do you know how many times that guy caught me?"

Two bank robbers drove the green car into a garbage dump.

When we arrived at the predetermined location, we immediately got out of the car, picked up our weapons, and stood ready.

Gwen didn't rush forward in a hurry, but turned around and entered from the back of the garbage dump. From her perspective, the galactic robbers with weapons had their backs to her, undefended.

Gwen directly shot out spider silk, tied the hands of a man wearing green and black stripes, pulled hard, and threw him aside. Gwen held his forehead and said:

"Marco? How many times do I have to defeat you before you can stay in prison and serve your sentence? Also, where is your charming partner O'Xion?"

Well, Marco and O'Sheain are already habitual criminals who rob banks. Gwen remembers that she has caught them several times and they are all acquaintances. However, they can still escape from prison and continue to rob banks again and again. .

Gwen didn't even know what to say. Is the security situation in American prisons so bad?

While speaking, O'Xian swung the steel pipe from behind Gwen and attacked Gwen.

And Gwen has a spider sense, how could she be attacked so easily?

With one leap, he left his original position, turned around, and immediately fired spider silk to help O'Xian's legs, pulling him hard and tripping him to the ground.

"Look, I don't think we can continue like this."

Gwen launched a spider web and tied the two people into caterpillars. Although the two men robbed the bank, they were also relatively principled robbers who did not harm ordinary people, so Gwen would not do harsh things. She saw that Looking at Marco, they were about to give a lecture.

Suddenly.

The spider sense vibrates like crazy.

It came so suddenly that before Gwen had time to react, a super strong shock wave burst from the opposite side of the wall, shattering the wall. The force directly penetrated her body, knocking her away and hitting a garbage truck. In the car, it fell off.

Suddenly Gwen felt her whole body shaking, and she fell to the ground, unable to get up for a while.

"Are you scared? Little insect!"

A strong figure, wearing his pineapple suit, made a shining appearance.

It's Brother Pineapple who is so scary.

Today, Gwen's encounter with the two bank robbers Marco and O'Sheain was not an accident, but a trap specially set by Kingpin and Pineapple Brother to capture Gwen.

"How did it taste? Do you want to do it again? Remember the person who caught you - horror!"

Brother Pineapple pointed his hand at Gwen in horror.

The shock wave energy is gathering.

Fortunately, Gwen regained her mobility in time and escaped the terrifying shock wave.

The large garbage truck behind Gwen was directly hit by the shocking and strong shock wave and was destroyed.

"What bad luck! What bad luck! What bad luck!" Gwen complained helplessly: "Why do I encounter super villains so frequently? And this horror, you have the IQ and money to develop such high-tech suits. Why don't you go to work in a technology company and join the ranks of criminals? Are you born with an addiction to crime, or are you simply mentally ill and not thinking about it?"

——In fact, Brother Pineapple was once the best safe-breaking expert and professional robber. After committing many crimes, he was finally arrested. However, he escaped from prison soon after and only made this set of Pineapple after escaping from prison. Zhan Yi, there is no chance to work in a technology company.

Under the attack of Horror from Brother Pineapple, Gwen ran away and let Horror use shock waves to demolish a home in the garbage dump, causing smoke to spread everywhere. The placed garbage trucks were scattered everywhere, and the smell in the air also changed. .

"Don't move, kid! Be obedient and become my $10 million bounty!"

Horror bombarded Gwen's bunch.

"10 million U.S. dollars? Oh my god, am I already worth so much? Please, can you tell me where to get this money? If possible, I want to use 10 million U.S. dollars to build a prison and arrest me. The bad guys who live there are all locked up inside, and they will never be allowed to escape." Gwen said, "Also, why is your nickname called Thriller? I think your nickname is Pineapple Head, which is more appropriate!"

"Don't give other people random nicknames, you bastard girl!"

Thriller angrily increased the power.

"Oh." Gwen quickly dodged: "It seems you don't like the nickname Pineapple Head, so how about calling it Pineapple Man?"

While Gwen distracted Thriller's attention with her words, she gradually got closer to Thriller, hoping to launch a sneak attack.

She kicked Thriller from behind.

Unexpectedly, a powerful concussive force came from the terrifying pineapple suit, causing her to fly out as if she was hit by a shocking shock wave.

"Haha, you lousy bastard girl, didn't you expect that?" Horror laughed loudly: "This suit of mine can not only prevent me from hurting myself!"

The main technology of Horror lies in his gloves that can release shock waves. Because the shock wave is too powerful, the pineapple suit was designed to prevent the backlash. Gwen's attack touched the pineapple suit, and it seemed to be consumed by the suit. The force of the counterattack arrived.

After being hit by two shocking shock waves, Gwen couldn't bear it anymore and felt completely weak.

She's a little dizzy now.

I get ghosting even when watching thrillers.

"Haha, it seems that Kingpin's 10 million US dollars belongs to me!"

Horror stood in front of Gwen, the shock wave was aimed at Gwen, and he was about to launch it again, preparing to knock Gwen unconscious and take him away.

"Yeah?"

A sudden sound rang out from above the garbage dump, and Thriller suddenly discovered that Bai Ye, who was riding a Blue Devil skateboard and wearing a Blue Devil uniform, swooped down from a high altitude and fired two mini-cruise bombs towards Thriller.

Horror was so shocked that he couldn't care less about Gwen and immediately ducked away.

"Are you okay?"

Bai Ye held Gwen's waist and helped her up.

"It's okay, I'm just a little dizzy." Gwen rubbed his head and said, "That shock wave was too overwhelming."

"I'm talking about you..." Bai Ye said with hatred: "When you attack him, if you use more strength, you can break his suit directly, right? I have said that, facing a super villain , don’t be too cautious, they are not as fragile as you think.”

On weekdays, Gwen always uses her strength to attack criminals. Even if she is a super villain, only when Gwen is extremely angry can we see the limit of her power. By then, she can defeat the Hulk. Wrist.

"Bang! Bang!"

The two cruise bombs launched by Bai Ye exploded, but neither of them hurt Pineapple Touhou. His suit was still of some value.

"Osborn? So he was with Spider-Woman?"

Horror glanced at Gwen in Bai Ye's arms, unwilling to let $10 million slip away from her hands:

"Even Osborne is nothing special, you come and take advantage of me..."

Before he finished speaking the scary words, his eyes widened and he saw more than ten loitering bombs being fired at the same time from the Blue Devil armor and Blue Devil skateboard.

"Fuck!"

Jingwei screamed and ran away with his head in his hands.

Bai Ye chuckled.

You are just a poor guy who dares to challenge me by getting a counterattack pineapple suit? Do you know what a soft girl coin player is? Tactical retreat!

If you don’t have a net worth of US$100 billion, how can you compete with me?

Bai Ye stood still and fired a valuable mini-loitering bomb from his armor, but was immediately captured by Horror. A mini-loitering bomb exploded in his suit and he fainted on the side.

【Ding! You defeated the supervillain Thriller, stopped him from fighting Spider-Woman, and protected the peace of New York. 】

[Rewards are being settled...]

[Reward: 500 points. 】

white night:"……"

Damn it! I'm crazy!

Bai Ye almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

What the hell is going on? Either you don't give me points, what's the point of giving me 500 points? It’s not even enough to pay for my gas to fly all the way from Washington to New York!

Also, is my pineapple-headed horror so unworthy? After all, he is also a veteran member of the Sinister Six, right? Super powerful, super fierce, one of the few powerful villains who can defeat Spider-Man on the first appearance, but you give me 500 points?

Bai Ye feels like he's about to explode now, Lychee? What do you call me lychee?

Let me ask you, do you eat fried cakes?