Chapter 196 Falling in Love with My Friend’s Mom
Mudd!
He shouldn't expect this plutocratic young master to be able to help him. His friends are all the same as him!
A man who said that women like "little bellies" asked him to go to the gym; the other was even more outrageous and asked him to pee in front of women and take pictures of himself...
Eddie had to admit that there was some truth in what they said, but it was an innate thing. Even if he wanted to change it the day after tomorrow, he would have no way to start.
"etc!"
Eddie suddenly thought that he could transform into a symbiote form and control the size at will.
In other words, what Bai Ye and Johnny said to him were actually not nonsense, but just good words.
It is the most suitable path for his rise.
Eddie's face was gloomy and he was thinking about the rationality of the whole idea, but Johnny put his arm around his shoulders and laughed: "It's a joke! You won't take it seriously, right? In fact, with your current status, you want to recover As for your ex-girlfriend, as long as you pay attention, it should be very simple."
"oh?"
Eddie was interrupted from thinking and instinctively looked at Johnny.
Johnny said: "Brother, when your ex-girlfriend has found a new boyfriend, you want to get her back by pursuing her blindly. This is an impossible task. Why? Because I follow you. If she leaves, won't she become a wanton woman? In the future, when you two get back together and you quarrel, you can use this to call her a slut, which will kill you in an instant, and she won't even have the courage to fight back. You took the wrong direction. At this time, more of your energy should be on her new boyfriend, not her."
Eddie thought about it, what this guy said made sense: "Then what should I do now?"
"The first goal is to make her ex-boyfriend look bad! Get rid of the moral pressure on her to return to you." Johnny said: "You are a reporter, so how to make a man look bad doesn't need to be said by me, right?"
Bai Ye, who was staying aside, came back to his senses. If he remembered correctly, Bighorn Niuzhen used this trick when he pursued Zhou Huimin. At that time, Zhou Huimin had a boyfriend. As a result, Bighorn Niu spread all kinds of rumors and gambled. Ghosts, heart disease and other sewage were poured on people overwhelmingly, and finally Bighorn NTR succeeded.
"No, no, no!" Eddie waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I can't slander an innocent person just to get Annie back. I'm not saying that I'm a good person, but as a reporter's basic ethics, I There are still some.”
"I didn't expect you, brother, to be so arrogant, but you're actually a principled person?" Johnny looked at Eddie with admiration and said, "If you think so, it's not a big problem. You don't want to slander him, but You can create real black material. For example, find a beautiful woman with a gentle and considerate personality, an almost perfect woman, to seduce him..."
Eddie was speechless: "If I have such a perfect woman, I can just enjoy it by myself. Why do I have to change her for another?"
"True love is priceless!" Johnny winked at Eddie: "Besides, is there really a perfect woman in this world?"
Eddie was lost in thought.
He feels that this is not impossible. This method is slightly unethical, but it does not go beyond his principles. The key is that he still has a sparring fee of 100,000 US dollars from Bai Ye and 30,000 US dollars from James, the owner of the Daily Bugle. dollar bonus, money in your pocket to rig the thing.
"Johnny, you are really talented. Only a person like you can think of such a heartless idea." Bai Ye sighed.
"Stop!" Johnny rolled his eyes and said: "Bai Ye, when you were going to NTR someone else's girlfriend, you also used this trick, but you were not willing to make great efforts to get her back like this dear friend. It’s just my ex-girlfriend who left.”
Bai Ye chuckled. Indeed, being inspired by Johnny, he even thought of a lot of tricks that would help Eddie get his ex-girlfriend back. They were simple, direct, rough, but extremely useful. Just look at Eddie. Are you willing to use it?
In this kind of thing, the comparison is about whose lower limit is lower.
Bai Ye and Johnny are people with no lower limit. As for Eddie, it's hard to say.
"Eddie, I don't know if you know that there is a kind of love called letting go. In fact, you don't need to be so attached to your ex-girlfriend. The woman you thought about so much that you couldn't sleep is probably already asleep with someone else. !" Bai Ye comforted: "There are so many beauties in the world, why do you have to hang yourself on a tree? Your identity is different now. You are a member of the superheroes, the famous 'Deadly Guardian' , do you believe that as soon as you put your name out there, you will have blond and blue-eyed female fans coming to your door to follow you?"
“It’s time to eat and drink, but don’t take it to heart when something happens!”
"Everyone has shown their feelings, haven't you let go yet?"
Eddie: "..."
Madhu, how virtuous and capable he is to meet such a group of gods!
He could only lower his head depressedly and drink himself.
"That's all about the ex-girlfriend, Eddie, have you ever thought about your future?" Bai Ye asked coldly.
Eddie was stunned, then raised his head and looked at Bai Ye: "Master Osborne, are you trying to recruit me?"
"No!" Bai Ye shook his head and said: "We have been together for a few days. How can I not see that you are a complete stubborn person? I am too lazy to spend my energy to do thankless things. It's just that Iron Man and I, Spider-Woman is preparing to form an alliance, the Avengers Alliance of superheroes, and everyone will come together to do something for the world. I just want to ask if you are interested in joining the Avengers."
"Avengers?" Eddie hesitated and asked, "Similar to DC Comics' Justice League?"
"Yes." Bai Ye nodded: "In the alliance, everyone is equal. As long as you firmly don't want to do something, no one can force you to do it. When encountering a big incident, it is impossible to discuss and solve the problem. Dictatorship or something.”
"In principle, I am not opposed to joining this alliance." Eddie said, "But... you have to give me some time to think about it, right?"
"Of course." Bai Ye said: "It's just that the Avengers have more and more people now. In addition to me, Iron Man, Spider-Woman, and Lizard Man, there are also reserve Black Cat, Gem Girl, Death Whip, and War Machine. Wait...the general framework is almost complete. The later you join, the lower your influence in the alliance may be."
——Tony has compromised with the military and gave his good friend Colonel Rhodes a steel armor, and the war machine has been put online.
"Can I ask, can Black Superman join the Avengers?" Eddie asked cautiously.
"..." Bai Ye glanced at Eddie with a very unkind expression and said, "No. He wants to start the New Avengers."
Black Superman's Watch League building has been purchased, but because there are not enough superheroes appearing now, it is not possible to recruit enough alliance members for the time being, so it has not been activated just now, but it will be soon. In Bai Ye's heart, there are already a few listed There is a list of heroes suitable to join the Watchmen League. As long as the time is right, led by Black Superman, the Watchmen League against the Avengers will also rotate.
"ah……"
Eddie is very disappointed. The biggest hero on the planet right now is none other than Black Superman. The other Iron Man, Blue Devil, and Spider-Woman, bundled together, are probably not enough to be beaten by Black Superman with one hand.
A League of Legends without a Black Superman makes Eddie very unsure of himself.
"Haha, you guys, you still look down on our Avengers?" Bai Ye sneered and said, "Forget it, you might as well stop joining. You don't know how to flatter us."
Eddie quickly said: "Master, don't be angry, I didn't say I wouldn't join..."
"Bai Ye, he is not interested in joining your Avengers Alliance, but I am interested!" Johnny came over with interest and said: "Do you have many female heroes in the Avengers Alliance? I can join the Avengers Alliance by then. Will the alliance headquarters hold a bank party? In the future, everyone will get together to hold a bank party. Does the alliance have financial support?"
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If a person like Johnny, who is obsessed with silverware, joins the Avengers, he always feels that it will tarnish the integrity of the Avengers.
"No need!" Bai Ye glared at Johnny and said, "Aren't you Fantastic Four already an independent super group? Why are you joining our Avengers? If you can drag Susan along to join the Avengers, As for the alliance, Tony and I can welcome it with both hands."
"My sister... that's too difficult. She's too stubborn. She only knows how to hang out with Reed." Johnny scratched his head: "As for Reed, he looks loyal and honest, but he actually has pride in his heart. No Willing to be inferior to others, especially Tony Stark, who is as intelligent as him."
Bai Ye: "Then you're still talking nonsense!"
Johnny and Eddie looked at each other and shrugged.
"Forget it, rotten wood can't be carved. I'm too lazy to stay with you two rotten wood. I'm going to find true love." Bai Ye picked up the wine glass in front of the counter, drank it all, and said proudly: " I’m going to hit ten tonight!”
"Ten? Can you keep up with your nutrition?"
Johnny curled his lips and didn't believe it. He thought Bai Ye was bragging about something that he couldn't even do...
"Huh?"
Bai Ye suddenly made a surprised sound.
"What's wrong?"
"I think I saw a familiar person."
"Who?"
Bai Ye: "Don't you know the mother of one of my friends? I didn't expect that she would also come to the nightclub to drink away her sorrows?"
"What?"
Both Johnny and Eddie looked at Bai Ye in shock. This beast actually didn't even let go of his friend's mother?
"You two big-breasted brothers, you can go play on your own, I won't accompany you."
Bai Ye chuckled and walked towards another bar in the nightclub.
The woman he saw was named Lydia Marlowe. She was a beautiful mature woman he met at the gate of Midtown High School when he was looking for Harry at night. She was the mother of Harry's classmate Nate. She was a good pile driver. Ji.
She wore a tight red dress that fit her sexy figure perfectly, making it impossible to look away. The design of the skirt was just right, not only revealing her slender and graceful neck, but also slightly covering the alluring peaks. And her slender waist and plump hips speak of her charm as a top-notch mature woman.
MILF!
In addition, if Byakuya's memory is correct, this woman looks very similar to the succubus creature teacher with Superman's heat vision.
If Superman can sleep with a woman, my ancestors must also sleep with her!
"Hey, Lydia, I didn't expect to see you here. How are you doing lately?"
Bai Ye sat down next to Lydia Marlowe very familiarly and snapped her fingers to ask the bartender to serve the wine.
"Who are you?"
Lydia Marlowe looked at Bai Ye in confusion. Apparently, she had forgotten Bai Ye who had greeted her.
"I am your son Nate's classmate, Harry's parent."
Bai Ye smiled and said:
"We met at the gate of Midtown High School when you were sending Nate to school."
Lydia Marlowe seemed to have some impression, but could not remember clearly.
But Bai Ye was able to name his son Nate, as well as Midtown High School, so it seemed that the two of them had indeed met.
In addition, Bai Ye is still a handsome guy who is pleasing to the eye, so Lydia Marlowe certainly has no reason to chase him.
"What happened? You look a little unhappy?" Bai Ye asked with a smile, "I remember Harry said that your son Nate's grades have been pretty good recently, right?"
——On the way here, Bai Ye had already re-read the information about Lydia Marlowe and Nate Marlowe, mother and son.
"It's not because of Nate that I came here to drink." Her pretty face turned crimson because she drank a lot of wine.
"What's that for?"
Lydia Marlowe took another sip of wine and said: "My divorced ex-husband, I accidentally met him today and he got a new girlfriend! Oh my God, how long have we been divorced? I still have He has not gotten over the pain of divorce, but he has already started to get a new girlfriend. Man, there is really no good one!"
Bai Ye understood.
This woman is not a female boxer or anything, she just thinks, after the divorce, why do you live better than me? This means that between the two of us, I am the worse one?
If she can find a boyfriend who is ten or a hundred times better than her ex-husband after the divorce, and then goes to see her ex-husband who has found a new girlfriend, maybe she can not only stabilize her mentality, but also make some condescending sarcasm - yo , we haven’t seen each other for a few days, you’re like this, and you found this thing to be your girlfriend?
Now she is single, facing the attack of her ex-husband and his girlfriend, and running away. She keeps thinking about the image of others flying together while she is alone. It's strange that she doesn't feel depressed.
"What a scumbag. He actually got a new girlfriend and came to show off in front of you. I have never seen such a scumbag man!"
Bai Ye followed Lydia Marlowe's words and complained about her ex-husband with her filled with indignation.
Women are creatures like this. As long as you make her feel good, she will make you feel even better.
"Otherwise, why don't you find a better boyfriend than him and then go in front of him to make him angry?"
Lydia Marlowe laughed and said: "How can a good boyfriend be so easy to find?"
"It really doesn't work, it can be fake." Bai Ye said: "What do you think of me? How about I take a day tomorrow to accompany you to act as your ex-husband?"
Lydia Marlowe glanced at Bai Ye and suddenly realized that this might be a good idea. Bai Ye was far more handsome and younger than her ex-husband, and her figure was much better than that pot-bellied man. He was a complete little wolfdog. .
"...It's not impossible."
…
The next day.
Golden sunlight shines through the window into a hospital bed.
The radio in the room, which dates back to World War II, plays an old dance song from the 1940s.
"Red Skull, Cosmic Cube...crash!"
Suddenly, a blond man sitting on the hospital bed sat up and gasped for air.
His memory is still in his last battle.
"Didn't I... fall into the ocean?"
Captain America Steve Rogers' eyes were blank, and he slowly focused on looking at everything in front of him.
The hospital bed was decorated in a 1940s style that he was familiar with, with white-green painted walls, a ceiling fan on the hospital ceiling, and a radio placed by the bedside. Everything was so familiar.
only……
Being familiar with it, he instinctively felt something was wrong.
"Um!?"
Steve Rogers felt that his head hurt again. He felt that he could not distinguish between dreams and reality. He always felt that there was something wrong with his brain.
"Good morning, Captain Rogers."
At this time, a beautiful female nurse walked in with an elegant smile and some medical supplies.
"Where am I?"
Steve Rogers glanced at the woman warily and asked.
"You are in the recovery room of a hospital in New York." The female nurse said with a trademark smile on her face: "Captain, have you forgotten? You were injured in the battle and lost consciousness. We rescued you later. Come back."
Steve Rogers was silent. He only remembered that he fought with the Red Skull and the plane crashed into the Arctic Ocean. He could not remember anything else.
The radio soon played the commentary of a football match.
Steve Rogers listened absently for a moment, and soon realized something was wrong. He became fierce and looked at the woman: "Where am I now?"
He now suspects that he was captured by the Red Skull's men, who imprisoned him here and tried to brainwash him so that he could be used by Hydra.
Because he had watched the football game explained on the radio live - the Super Soldier Serum not only strengthened his body, but also strengthened his mind, giving him a powerful memory ability.
The female nurse's expression suddenly changed, and she secretly scolded the guy in the Information Department for being such a cheater, for actually making a mistake so quickly.
"Captain Rogers, please listen to my explanation..."
The female S.H.I.E.L.D. agent disguised as a nurse, while dragging Rogers, pressed the alarm and called in the armed personnel of S.H.I.E.L.D.
With a "boom", the two armed men with live ammunition were blown away by Rogers.
The concrete walls were broken through.
How can Steve Rogers, the first superhero in history enhanced by super soldiers, be dealt with by just two SHIELD agents?
Coming out of the ward, Steve Rogers ran rampant, knocking anyone who dared to cross his path to the ground. Finally, he ran out of the hospital and onto the street.
This is Times Square in New York.
Times Square, known as the "Crossroads of the World", is one of the busiest business districts in New York City.
There are many high-rise buildings around the square, neon lights are flashing, and huge electronic advertising screens play modern images; there are dozens of subway stations around busy traffic intersections, and countless bus lines intersect, making this place filled with thousands of passengers every day. Travel here; you are surrounded by theaters, cinemas, hotels, shopping malls and other facilities, from musicals at famous Broadway theaters, to premieres of various movies, to gourmet restaurants and shopping malls from all over the world...
"Waterfak?"
Steve Rogers muttered.
This place seemed a bit like the Times Square he remembered, but it didn't quite resemble it because it was too prosperous and high-tech, and it was full of things that he, an old man, couldn't understand at all.
Steve Rogers looked blankly at the middle-aged fat man who came up to him.
"Hey, brother, aren't you the one who made the movie?" A middle-aged fat man smiled obscenely and gave him a knowing look: "To be honest, I am a fan of your movie, hehe, The movies you made are so beautiful. I really admire your courage to dedicate yourself to art. Can you sign your autograph for me? Please!"
——Because Johnny is an artist and a superhero, his popularity is so widespread that it is easy to find someone who knows him on the streets of New York.
Steve Rogers still didn't understand what this middle-aged fat man was talking about.
But the middle-aged fat man kept chattering. He took out his mobile phone: "I am really a fan of yours. I have a personal collection of your works..."
This middle-aged fat man used his mobile phone to play a scene from the Johnny 3VS1 movie.
Steve Rogers: "..."
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What the hell is this pickled thing!
Steve Rogers was greatly shocked. Is this really something that humans can do?
——The atmosphere in America at that time was very conservative. Even Rogers’ good friend Bucky in The Flower House would not be able to shoot something like this.
This has exceeded Steve Rogers's imagination of human evil.
He was a little ashamed.
As a human being, I'm sorry.
But he soon realized that the male protagonist did look like him, but Steve Rogers was sure that it was definitely not him. What bastard was setting me up?
It must be the inherently evil Hydra.
They want to ruin their reputation this way!
"My wife is your hero fan. She said you are handsome, strong, and cool, but I am different. I have been a fan of Captain America since I was a child. Your appearance is 50 or 60% similar to Captain America. , I heard that you are still related to him by blood...so I keep thinking about it every time, Captain America, the incarnation of justice, is it...hehehehe."
"Captain America?"
Steve Rogers finally spoke.
"Yeah, didn't you announce it on TV? Your Storm family is related to Captain America, so you look very similar."
Steve Rogers' mind was in turmoil.
Suddenly, S.H.I.E.L.D. vehicles came from all directions, with Steve Rogers at the center. Team members, wearing combat uniforms and holding micro-charges, surrounded him.
The people around him saw that the situation was not good, so they rationally gave up chasing stars.
"Captain Rogers, I'm sorry for the poor performance just now, but our psychologist believes that it is best for you to slowly adapt to these changes."
Braised egg Nick Fury stood up and said.
"what to prepare?"
"You have been sleeping in the Arctic Ocean for 70 years. World War II has long passed. The United States defeated Germany and we won the final victory."
Steve Rogers took a long time to digest it all.
Finally, he came to terms with a concept that had been dormant for 70 years.
Then, the first thing he asked was:
"That junior who looks very similar to me, I want to know all about him."
…
Just when Captain America gritted his teeth and wanted to teach the unscrupulous descendants a lesson, Nate came back from a friend's house where he played video games all night. He was wearing Bluetooth headphones, humming a song, and opened the door with brisk steps.
"Wow!"
As soon as the door opened, Nate saw that in the living room, on his sofa, a muscular man with a ghostly back was facing away from him. His mother, Lydia, raised her legs and placed them on the man's shoulders. superior.
This eye-catching scene instantly made Nate scream and turn around.
"Hollyshit!!"
"Mom——!!!"
"What are you doing!?"
afterwards.
Bai Ye, Delia, and Nate sat awkwardly on the edge of the sofa.
"Mom, you..." Nate really had the urge to put his fist in his mouth and bite: "...I know you divorced your father, you also have needs, you can also find a boyfriend, but why... you Are you looking for my classmate’s brother?”
As a big capitalist young master, Harry is quite well-known in Midtown High School. As Harry's brother Bai Ye, Nate also knows him, but Bai Ye doesn't know him.
"Honey, I think we can explain..."
Lydia said awkwardly:
"OK, we are not dating, it's just that we... drank too much last night! Yes, we just drank too much."
"Oh, you drank too much last night, so it's already the next morning. I just want to ask, aren't you still awake after a day and a night?"
"Come baby, this is really just sex. It's nothing. It's normal. And don't worry, it won't happen again."
"Mom, are you lying to me like a child? I don't believe it... What the hell is holding my butt all the time?" As he spoke, he took out a big cucumber from the sofa, his expression She looked at Lidya and Bai Ye in shock: "Please tell me, are you making fruit salad?"
Bai Ye listened to the back-and-forth quarrel between mother and son. She sighed, reached out and took out a checkbook from the inner pocket of her clothes. She signed a check and handed it to Nate:
"Take the pocket money that your adoptive father gave you."
"Don't think you can buy my soul with money, let me tell you..."
Nate glanced at the check handed over by Bai Ye, with a face value of...$100,000.
He was silent for a long time, took the check handed over by Bai Ye, and said in a much calmer tone: "Thank you, adoptive father! Mom, because of the check from adoptive father, I suddenly remembered that I left my wallet at a friend's house, and I had to immediately Come over there! Mom, please entertain my adoptive father for me, I’ll be right back!”