Chapter 295: Your mahjong is poisonous
Chapter 295 Your mahjong is poisonous
The night of the twenty-nine.
The men in the Li family were very excited, and everyone was discussing where they would go fishing after buying a big boat.
“We got the boat, but we can’t just leave it at our local fishing ground. Wouldn’t that be a waste?”
The uncle thought about it for a while and said, "Go to the southernmost point of our country. I heard that there are big and plentiful fish there."
The third uncle said: "I think it would be good to go to the Bering Sea in the north. When I went fishing in the Bohai Sea before, I heard the fishermen there say that there are so many cod and big crabs in the Bering Sea that one net can fill the boat. , If we do this for two years, we can earn back the fishing boat money.”
“Isn’t that Maozi’s territory? We don’t have a very good relationship with them now. Wouldn’t we have been shot in the past?”
“I don’t know the specifics. I heard that fishing on the high seas is not illegal, as long as you don’t enter their exclusive economic zone.”
“Forget it, go to the South China Sea, at least it’s safer.”
Seeing the enthusiasm in their discussion, Li Duoyu couldn't help but smile. The fishermen were not just ruthless fishing machines, but also somewhat dreamy.
Everyone also wants to go out and go further afield to catch bigger and better sea fish.
Actually, in 1985, the country organized an ocean fishing expedition, but fishermen like my uncle probably didn’t know about it yet.
However, this offshore fishing is not aimed at making money at all. Its symbolic significance is far greater than its economic significance.
Fishing rights are sea rights!
With the development of the country’s fishing boat industry, fishermen will have a deeper and deeper understanding of these six words.
We chatted until very late, but we still didn't feel sleepy at all. Li Shuguang suggested: "I've been so busy this year. I haven't been to my second uncle's house to play mahjong for a long time. Does anyone want to play mahjong?"
Li Niantian also agreed: "Let's play two sets. It's been a long time since we've played."
Seeing them setting up the mahjong table, Zhou Xiaoying's eyes lit up after she had put her child to sleep.
Seeing that she wanted to be beaten, Li Duoyu said, "I'll let you beat her."
Zhou Xiaoying nodded.
“Then I’ll play two games.”
Li Shuguang, who was playing mahjong, saw Zhou Xiaoying coming to play mahjong again and said directly:
"You have passed the novice protection period. We will give you a dime today. With your skills, Duoyu will probably lose all his pants today."
“The fight is so big, so let’s forget it.”
Zhou Xiaoying quickly stood up.
Li Duoyu pushed Zhou Xiaoying back: "It's okay, your husband has a lot of pants, so he won't be afraid of losing ten."
Zhou Xiaoying said with some worry: "Then I will play a few games. If I lose, I will stop playing."
Li Duoyu nodded: "Okay."
Zhou Xiaoying was quite happy when she first opened the mahjong table. She was just one card away from winning the gold. She listened to nearly five cards in one go.
But what made her depressed was that with such a good card, she couldn't play with it, and in the end, her boss had to cut it off.
Li Duoyu smiled and said: "It's too obvious when you play cards. You pick them up and throw them away immediately. You smile so happily. Everyone knows that you are good at cards. You must be listening to them, and the people listening are still Wanmen."
Zhou Xiaoying looked depressed:
“Ah, I know all this.”
Li Shuguang smiled and said: "These are all basic operations. You made it so obvious that you don't even have to think about it to know what you are listening to."
Li Duoyu smiled. It seemed that his wife still didn't know how to count cards. Today, Li Shuguang and Sanshu looked very serious, so they probably wouldn't give up.
The next set.
When the cards were about to stink, Zhou Xiaoying, who had already listened to the cards, grabbed a three-tube she didn't want and played it out directly.
Li Duoyu wanted to stop it, but it was too late.
'"bump."
Li Shuguang, with quick hands and eyes, immediately picked up the three tubes: "Thank you very much, Xiaoying, now I can connect the banker."
The third uncle sighed and said: "You can't play this card like this, this is the cannon."
Zhou Xiaoying looked confused and looked at Li Duoyu helplessly: "But I am also listening to the cards. If I don't play this, I won't be able to listen to other cards."
Li Duoyu touched her head and explained patiently: "When you play mahjong, you don't have to win every game. Everyone is obviously listening to the cards in this game. You who don't have "gold" will listen to fewer cards. , all you have to do is don’t lose too much.”
Zhou Xiaoying suddenly realized:
“I understand, it’s just that I won’t make a few cents if I win, so I have to find a way to prevent my opponent from winning, right?”
“Absolutely, that’s what it means.” What Li Duoyu didn’t expect was that Zhou Xiaoying’s understanding ability was really good, and he almost stopped firing the next few guns.
Sometimes, there are words in my mouth.
“My last family just offered 50,000 yuan, and now they’re offering another 70,000 yuan. They definitely won’t ask for 60,000 yuan, so I want to keep 30,000 yuan for a single card.”
Li Shuguang said with a bitter look on his face: "Xiaoying, just count my cards, don't read them out."
Seeing Zhou Xiaoying counting cards seriously, the third uncle couldn't help but smile and said: "The teacher is amazing, he can learn everything very quickly."
Li Shuguang had a dark face the whole time, and what depressed him the most was that Xiaoying didn't seem to know how to count everyone's cards.
But he was particularly good at counting, but after a few games, he never won. The money he finally made at the beginning was lost again after a few games.
"Duoyu, if it's you, you can't play with someone like Xiaoying. How can you play like this? Everyone's cards don't count, even mine."
Zhou Xiaoying snorted at him: "Then you keep counting my cards and don't give me any."
"You are my subordinate. If I don't block you, who should I block?"
“You are my boss and I count your cards. Is there any problem?”
Li Shuguang was stunned for a moment, as if she was right. The upper family and the lower family were enemies.
Just when Li Shuguang was cursing, Zhou Xiaoying, who already had two "golds", drew another "gold".
The whole person became excited, looked at Li Duoyu and asked softly: "How many times is this?"
Li Duoyu looked helplessly at Zhou Xiaoying's cards. Judging from the situation, her novice protection period had been extended. How could she get such a card again?
"Don't worry, I'll take this one instead."
Zhou Xiaoying nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, then stood up and asked her husband to beat her.
Seeing Li Duoyu end the game in person, everyone instantly became nervous. Zhu Xiuhua and Li Yaoguo, who were watching from behind, did not dare to speak. If such cards were revealed, they would definitely be scolded to death.
Li Shuguang, his uncle, and his third uncle also noticed something was wrong, and probably guessed what cards Zhou Xiaoying got.
“Everyone, please act quickly if you can. If you can’t, just make a mistake. Don’t let too many fish eat or touch it.”
However, as soon as the uncle finished speaking, he took two pieces and went out. Li Duoyu picked them up without thinking.
"bump."
After walking around for a while, when it was Li Shuguang's turn, he directly removed the pair and played the cards Li Duoyu played in the previous round.
However, what everyone didn't expect was that because they were too afraid of letting Li Duoyu win, everyone started fighting one after another. The three gold coins were all in Li Duoyu's hands. After four rounds, none of the three of them could do anything wrong. of.
Li Duoyu took in a card, rubbed it under the card with his thumb, and then showed a harmless smile.
“I’m sorry, Golden Dragon!”
“Ah, it belongs to your uncle.”
Everyone had already guessed it. Everyone checked Li Duoyu's cards and found that he didn't blow up either. The three of them glanced at each other's cards.
The third uncle couldn't help complaining: "Shuguang, if you had typed out the nine items earlier, I would have gone crazy."
Li Shuguang frowned and said: "At the beginning, he hit many fish. I thought he had all pairs in his hand and didn't dare to hit them."
“It’s not your cup of tea yet.”
Li Shuguang was speechless. He looked at Zhou Xiaoying with resentment and felt that she was so lucky. She only played mahjong once or twice a year, but how could she get three gold coins every time.
“Your mahjong is poisonous. Next time, bring my mahjong instead.”
Zhou Xiaoying, who didn’t know much about the rules of mahjong, asked curiously: “Golden Dragon, how many times is it?”
“Maximum, 120 times.”
Zhou Xiaoying’s eyes widened: “No way, there are so many.”
Li Duoyu nodded: "It's a pity that you are not Lianzhuang, otherwise you can double it again."
Hearing that he could turn it over again, Zhou Xiaoying frowned: "That's too much fun."
Zhu Xiuhua, who was watching everyone playing cards from behind, couldn't help but take a breath after seeing Li Duoyu and Jinlong.
Fortunately, I held back just now and didn't end up playing mahjong. They were playing mahjong for 1 cent, and if it was 120 times, it would be 12 yuan.
I lost twelve kilograms of pork in one plate, and I probably won’t be able to survive this year.
(End of this chapter)