Chapter 467: You are crazy (please collect, recommend and vote, please vote monthly)
Chapter 467 You’re a psychopath (please collect, recommend, and vote monthly)
“You still want to seize the knife with your bare hands? It’s better to seek death with your bare hands.” Xu Chuan took a light stick from the fans in the audience and waved to Dong Qin, “Show them to them.”
Dongqin stood up. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt. They stood face to face. Dongqin smiled and said, "Brother, how many people are scolding you?" Killing someone's job is like killing their parents.
"Am I afraid of them?" Xu Chuan smiled and said to the others, "Many people are demonstrating this now, with one party attacking and the other defending."
Xu Chuan held the glow stick in a hammer-grip posture, "This is a reverse grip, with a long attack distance, and is mainly a stabbing method."
After saying that, she stabbed Dong Qin with a not-so-fast movement. Dong Qin dodged to the left and grabbed his wrist. She restrained Xu Chuan with a joint and took off the light stick.
"There is another one. This is an overhand grip, mainly with cutting movements." Xu Chuan held the fluorescent stick in an ice pick style and drew it towards Dong Qin from top to bottom. Dong Qin crossed his arms to hold his The knife-wielding hand then flipped her wrist to grab his arm, still using joint techniques to seize the knife.
The people in the audience applauded. Sure enough, the young lady was pretty. Xu Chuan looked at the female host and said, "That's it. The demonstrations are almost like this."
“That’s right, that’s right, little celery is so powerful.”
“There’s no problem with your movements or skills. The only problem is if you really meet a gangster, how do you get him to cooperate with you.” Fighting is not about taking each other down with each other’s moves. That kind of action only appears in movies.
"What do you mean, there is a difference between this situation and reality?" He Ling understood what he meant.
“Yes, if you meet someone who really wants to stab you with a knife, it’s impossible to do what happened just now.” Xu Chuan pulled out the host who had been kicked by him. “Here, let’s demonstrate.”
The little fat man smiled so hard that he couldn't see his eyes, but this was an opportunity, at least to let outsiders see that there was no conflict between them.
“Preset a scenario where you are walking on the road and I am coming from the opposite side.”
The little fat man was very good at acting. He pretended to be walking on the road and looked around. He even said, "The weather is really nice today." , the fluorescent stick in his right hand quickly poked the little fat man's abdomen more than a dozen times, then pushed him to the ground and stabbed him in the neck.
The little fat man was completely confused. Xu Chuan pulled him up. He was still there with his mouth wide open, not knowing what he was doing. There was laughter in the audience, "Teacher He, I really thought I was going to be stabbed to death by a light stick just now." ”
He Lingxiao couldn't straighten up his waist, "Okay, okay, thank you for your hard work, Xiaojiang."
“Hey, that’s right, if the other party really wants to hurt you, it’s impossible for the other party to give you time to prepare.”, a host said.
"Yes, if the other party pulls out a weapon first, what is the most important thing for you to do?" Xu Chuan looked at the people in the audience, "Don't hesitate, run, turn around and run, and then shout for help, so instead of spending that money and If you don’t have time, it’s better to practice running and strength.”
"Of course, some people say that I just want to practice fighting, okay? Of course, but you must remember that the basis of all skills is physical fitness. If you don't have physical fitness and strength, you won't be able to stun the opponent even if you are given the opportunity to naked choke. And this is a subject that requires long-term training and cannot be learned in two months of classes.”
"Okay, that's it. If anyone thinks what I said is wrong, it doesn't matter, just come to me. If you can knock me down, what you said is right. Otherwise, just stay cool."
He Ling quickly smoothed things over, "Xiaochuan also has good intentions. He will explain to everyone what needs to be paid attention to. Don't be brave and call the police as soon as possible when something happens."
"Yes, so what I'm most afraid of is to learn a little bit and feel that I can do it, and then when something happens, I just run towards the opponent's knife. That will really kill people." Xu Chuan added, basically what he said here is the same. Otherwise, it would really be a popular science program.
After that, we can play some relaxing games and the program will be over.
“Xiaochuan, it’s almost noon, let’s have a meal together and let me do my part as a landlord.” He Ling held Xu Chuan in the background.
Xu Ziwen joked on the side, "Don't Teacher He invite us?"
"How is that possible? Of course we go together." He Ling was very happy this time. Not only was the content of the program very interesting, but more importantly, he got connected with Xu Chuan.
He Ling took everyone to a private restaurant in a remote location. "This is opened by my friend. It's relatively quiet."
A group of more than a dozen people requested two private rooms. "He specializes in Hunan cuisine here. I don't know if you are used to it."
"I have no problem, just give me a fish head with chopped pepper and Mao's braised pork." Xu Chuan said leaning against the window. The backyard is a garden and a small pond, which is very unique.
The guests and hosts were seated separately. He Ling was very good at adjusting the atmosphere so that no one would feel left out. This was a rare skill.
The atmosphere is very good, and the food is really good, but Gao Wen obviously can't get used to the spicy food here, and her face turned red after taking two bites.
Xu Chuan put some non-spicy dishes in front of her, "Why bother with your own stomach?"
There was a knock on the door of the box, and the moment the door was pushed open, Xu Chuan jumped up from his seat almost without warning. He didn't even hear any footsteps. Dong Qin followed closely behind, with a flick of his wrist. A micro-technical Makora jumping knife is already in hand.
The door was kicked back by Xu Chuan. There was a muffled groan outside the door, and Dong Qin rushed out. "Damn, Xu Chuan, you psycho!" a familiar voice sounded.
Everyone looked at him in surprise, and he didn't even know that the dish He Ling held on his chopsticks slipped.
In the lounge, a woman wearing a support T-shirt and shorts was slumped on the sofa, covering her head with an ice pack. That door was really strong.
“Sister, can you make some noise while walking? I thought it was a killer.” Xu Chuan looked at Luo Jialing with a funny look on her head.
"I'm knocking on the door, okay?" Luo Jialing scolded the man who had been stabbed a thousand times in her heart. This was so unfair.
He Ling opened the door and came in, "How is Xiaochuan?"
"It's just a misunderstanding, we know each other." Xu Chuan explained, "Teacher He, please explain to everyone, I'm sorry."
He Ling quickly waved her hand, "It's okay, it's okay, but does this little girl want to go to the hospital?"
“She? She has practiced Iron Tou Kung Fu, and her head can break several bricks. What kind of hospital should she go to?”, and then she was attacked by a pillow on the sofa.
He Ling looked at them and couldn't tell what their relationship was.
The door was closed, and only the two of them were left. "What's wrong? Don't tell me that you are here to support me." Xu Chuan pointed to the T-shirt on Luo Jialing's body and handed her a can of Fat House Happy Water.
“What’s wrong with the support? I’m a member of the Girls’ Generation fan club now, okay?” Luo Jialing pulled the tab and took a sip.
"Huh?" Xu Chuan was speechless. "Sister, are you free? Does the foreign affairs department allow you to fish like this?" This woman must be mentally abnormal.
“I also have hobbies.”
“Is chasing stars considered a hobby?”
Luo Jialing put down the ice bag and said, "Okay, let's get down to business. I need your help with something." She took out a document bag from her backpack and handed it to Xu Chuan.
On the other side, He Ling was explaining to Xu Chuan. Gao Wen looked at the closed door on the other side. She wanted to know who the woman was.
"That woman has no brains, don't worry about her." Dong Qin had already put away the switchblade and complained to Luo Jialing without any scruples, "She is from the foreign affairs department. I don't know what she has to do with me, but I'm sure It’s not a good thing.”
"We don't want to know who she is, but we want to know where you hide your knives?" a female host asked with a smile. She had already discovered that these people were not difficult to get along with, and they spoke much more casually. .
Seeing that she was quite curious, Dong Qin took out the switchblade from the inside of his jeans and handed it over, "Be careful, it's very sharp."
Pressing the switch, the blade with the drainage groove popped out with a whoosh, making her tremble.
In another room, Xu Chuan was holding the document given to him by Luo Jialing and looking at it carefully, with an unprecedented serious expression on his face.
After reading it, he frowned and breathed a long sigh of relief, "It's surprising that such a serious thing could happen." Then he put various information and photos into the document bag, and after squeezing it in his hand, he felt it was quite heavy. .
"Yeah, it's really serious, otherwise why would I come to you..." Before Luo Jialing could finish speaking, she was slapped in the face by a whole pack of A4 paper.
“Do you think I’m an idiot?” Xu Chuan pushed the woman on the sofa and pressed her head with the pillow on the sofa.
"DC8? Why didn't you say it's red mercury?" Luo Jialing made a sound of "Woo" and struggled with her hands. Xu Chuan's two long and muscular legs were held by Xu Chuan's waist, and she couldn't borrow them at all. The force was swaying in the air, this posture was really shameful.
Had Luo Jialing been prepared, she would certainly not have been in such a situation, but since Xu Chuan had the upper hand, it was impossible for her to make a comeback.
After a while, the woman's struggle became weak. Xu Chuan was startled and quickly took the pillow away. Of course, he didn't kill her, but what if he missed it?
Seeing that the woman's face was flushed from holding back, and she was about to lose consciousness, "I'll wipe it." Xu Chuan quickly lowered his head and patted her face, and then was counterattacked.
Luo Jialing grabbed his collar, wrapped her right leg around his neck and pressed down hard. The two of them were instantly entangled and rolled from the sofa to the floor.
When a group of people heard the noise and opened the door, the room was already in a mess. The two people were entangled together like two shrimps. Xu Chuan was half kneeling on the ground and pressed his left hand on Luo Jialing's face. His right arm was covered by this The woman's thighs are clamped, and a cross is about to take shape.
“NMD, let go.”, Xu Chuan cursed with a ferocious face, he was actually deceived by this woman.
Luo Jialing gritted her teeth and said, "Let your sister go."
Xu Ziwen stood at the door, his mouth wide open, and he silently took out his mobile phone, clicked, and took a picture.
(End of this chapter)