Chapter 857: Crosstalk (please collect, recommend, and vote monthly)
Those who came to attend the annual meeting were all the company's staff, and some of the signed artists were out of town and some had jobs. However, after knowing that Xu Chuan would attend, many people bought plane tickets overnight and rushed back. to the capital.
Since the big boss is here, what excuses do the others have for not participating? Aren’t they afraid of being judged? Rumors have spread that this big boss is very petty and extremely vindictive, and no one intends to test the truth of the rumors.
"It has to be you, otherwise at least one-fifth of the people here will not attend the annual meeting." Zhou Hao was very emotional looking at the number of people who obviously did not match the previous statistics. Fortunately, he had booked the entire hotel and wanted to Otherwise it would be really troublesome.
Several people whom Xu Chuan didn't know had already come over to say hello. They probably wanted to look familiar, but the problem was that they didn't know that Young Master Xu was face-blind, and the faces that passed by him basically didn't enter his brain. storage.
“So I say these people have no brains. It’s better for the county magistrate to take charge now. Mr. Zhou, don’t forget to put on some shoes for them later.” Xu Chuan, Zhou Hao and several management officials sat around the main table.
“Damn, the bad guy asked me to do it, right?” Zhou Hao laughed and cursed.
The minds of other people at the table changed quickly. The relationship between these two people seemed to be very good.
Entertainment and media companies have inherent advantages in hosting such evening-type activities. At least the host does not need to be hired from outside.
The person standing on the stage was Bai Xuji. It was the first time that Xu Chuan knew that she had such work experience.
She was wearing a light-colored long skirt, and the slightly tight design revealed her mature figure, instantly attracting everyone's attention.
Xu Chuan clearly heard the sound of a vice president sitting opposite him swallowing his saliva. Wow, it was so obvious.
Xu Chuan glanced at the other party and asked, "Mr. Chen, are you hungry?" Then he turned to the waiter and said, "Hurry up and serve the food. I don't have enough eyesight."
This man's face turned red and white, not knowing what to say. Xu Chuan continued, "You are not good at this. How can you be so embarrassed to be in the entertainment industry?"
Zhou Hao burst out laughing. Of course he understood the meaning of this sentence, "You...I really admire you."
“What are you talking about?” Xu Ziwen was sitting at the table next to him, but now he ran over and sat next to Xu Chuan.
“We are talking about fish.” Another department head replied with a smile.
Xu Chuan immediately changed his expression, frowned and threw the chopsticks in his hand in the middle of the table, "What are you talking about? If you don't know how to chat, just shut up."
Zhou Hao also stared, "What are you talking about?"
This man's face instantly turned livid. Although he knew that he had said the wrong thing, it was probably that no one had ever scolded him in public like this.
Miss Xu’s face was full of confusion, “Why are you swearing? Isn’t it just seafood?”
"You..." Xu Chuan was speechless, "Damn, please stop talking, they are telling dirty jokes."
"Huh?" Xu Ziwen glared at everyone sitting at the table, and she was about to go back and complain.
Of course, what happened here attracted everyone's attention. Everyone in the originally noisy hall had become quiet. Although I don't know what happened, the big boss just threw his chopsticks, probably because he was angry.
As an atmosphere destroyer, Xu Chuan is not affected by the atmosphere at all. Otherwise, everyone wants to be the leader. Everyone's emotions have to follow you, which is really refreshing.
He pushed Xu Ziwen back to the table next to him. It was really difficult for everyone to talk with her around.
"Whoever talks dirty to my sister again, don't blame me for falling out." A waiter has already brought the tableware and set it for Xu Chuan.
Zhou Hao sat next to Xu Chuan with a look of helplessness on his face. This man still spoke so unscrupulously.
The one who had swallowed his saliva before had already reacted, and quickly stood up and poured tea for Xu Chuan, "Mr. Xu, blame me, blame me, don't mind if you drank some wine at noon."
Xu Chuan knew that this guy wanted to liven up the atmosphere, but what did you mean by drinking during work hours?
Looking at the other party, Xu Chuan didn't say anything. He still picked up the cup and considered the matter in the past.
The annual meeting is still going on. Bai Xuji is not aware of what is happening next. According to the procedure, the boss should go up and speak before eating. Zhou Hao originally planned to ask Xu Chuan to come, but of course Master Xu firmly refused.
Zhou Hao walked onto the stage amidst everyone’s applause. This man was wearing a formal LV suit and he really looked like a human.
Mr. Zhou first summarized the achievements of UC Media in the previous year, and then looked forward to the future, which is commonly known as drawing a pie, and then presented awards to some outstanding employees.
After all this was over, the banquet finally began. People in the hotel began to serve food, and at the same time various performances began to be performed on the stage.
It was not only prepared by employees, but also by some 18th-tier starlets from other companies. Anyway, it was quite lively.
During this period, many people came to toast, and Mr. Xu used Coke to deal with it, but no one questioned his behavior. Most of them said, "I did it, you can do whatever you want." ’
A group of 18th-tier girls were singing and dancing on the stage. Xu Chuan squinted his eyes and glanced twice, and then found that for him, who is face-blind, he could only distinguish them by their clothing and hairstyle. They all look the same when wearing makeup.
That’s really scary.
Then Xu Chuan discovered that several managers had really prepared a show. The magic trick prepared by Zhou Hao was full of flaws, but it still won everyone's applause. The guy who was scolded by Xu Chuan just played a tenor song. , turned out to have a look.
After half the time, everyone was enjoying their meal. Bai Xuji once again walked on the stage. The next program was the one that everyone had been waiting for for a long time. Crosstalk, I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala. The performers were Xu Chuan and Wei Qi.
Everyone cheered when they heard Xu Chuan's name, and some looked at Wei Qi in confusion. This guy didn't tell anyone about this, not even those who lived in the same dormitory with him.
With excitement, Wei Qi followed Xu Chuan onto the stage.
Young Master Xu looked at Wei Qi, who was standing on his right, with a dark look on his face, "Brother, are you planning to take my position?"
Wei Qi reacted and quickly stood to the left. After being a group performer for so many years, this was the most nervous time for him.
There was a burst of laughter from the people below. Xu Chuan adjusted the microphone and said, "Okay, okay, let's see how you scared the children."
Everyone laughed louder. The two people on the stage were about the same age, and even Wei Qi looked a little more mature. The phrase "young master Xu, a child" was really hilarious.
"Getting back to the subject, the Chinese New Year is coming soon. Everyone has been working very hard before. I would like to wish you all a happy new year. I wish you all smooth sailing in the new year. May the two dragons soar, the three suns prosper, the four seas bear the wind, and the five sons succeed in college. , Sixty-six great fortunes, seven stars shining high, eight talents, ninety-nine are in one, everything is perfect, everything goes well!"
Xu Chuan first performed a simple intercourse, finishing it smoothly and smoothly in one breath, then cupped his fists and bowed his hands.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into the loudest cheers of the night. Although everyone did what the people above said and planned to cheer no matter how bad it was, at least it wouldn't be particularly embarrassing now.
Xu Ziwen was sitting down with his mobile phone, facing the stage and filming the video, "I'll record it and show it to my grandpa when I go back. My brother hasn't talked about cross talk in many years."
“Has he said it before?” Gao Wen asked on the side.
“He learned it when he was a child. I still have a video tape at home. I’ll find it for you to watch when I get back.”
The other people sitting at the same table with them all asked curiously. No one thought that the big boss had learned cross talk, but thinking back to his variety show, He Ling could hardly speak with his words. It seemed that It's not impossible.
Xu Chuan is still going on. There will be a preamble at the beginning of a cross talk. How to let the audience naturally enter the story depends on the level of the pretext.
Because many of the jokes have been heard many times, basically every button and every detail is known to the audience by heart. At this time, if the preamble at the beginning remains the same, it will be difficult for everyone to get into the situation, and then they will be waiting to be People have to work hard, so many of the best things to say in this part are for now.
However, there can't be too many highlights in this section of Xu Chuan. The man next to him is not the man who can be admired by everyone.
Fortunately, no one has heard of this, and no one sitting down here dares to do anything about him.
Of course he couldn't have said that in the original version, spelled out the beginning of "My Life" a little bit, and then switched to Wei Qi's identity as an extra after talking about those unfortunate things.
“This is our teacher Wei, a good actor, he will become popular soon.”
“You’re welcome, I’m not that angry.”
“I recently took on a big job.”
"what?"
“I’m about to become the spokesperson for Dog Riding Rabbit.” “Ah? I don’t show much face as a spokesperson.”
“It’s okay, all the dogs riding rabbits will have a picture of you spray-painted on them.”
“What’s the use?”
“I’ll give you three yuan and leave.”
“Hey, you can leave without paying me two dollars.”
…
Everyone sitting below was laughing like crazy. Everyone had never heard such a cross talk with such a heavy burden.
“No wonder he can write those jokes in the love apartment.” Gao Wen lay on the table, holding his stomach, feeling that his abdominal muscles were about to cramp.
Master Xu is still continuing.
…
“There is a cross talk group of more than 400 people.”
“Hey, four hundred people?”
“Good guy, no one worth 1.8 million can’t stand this scene.”
…
"There is water underneath. When the show starts, a hundred cross talkers will jump down from the mountain."
“Ouch”
“They all jumped down with parachutes on their backs. A hundred of them came out of the water here, and a hundred were dropped from the plane here.”
…
“If I come here, even those who are short-sighted can come here.”
…
Zhou Hao was sitting below and his face turned red as he laughed, "No wonder the Spring Festival Gala didn't let him say this. How could he be allowed to say it?"
Several deputy general managers naturally asked what was going on.
“The general director of the Spring Festival Gala asked our big boss to save the day. He prepared such a cross talk for me. I think Li Guanghu almost vomited blood after watching it.”
Everyone at the table laughed, and they were just pointing their noses and cursing. How could he be allowed to come?
However, if the big boss dares to think and do something, this would be the fate of being absolutely blocked by ordinary people.
The stage is still going on
“Do you want to be in the entertainment industry? Do you want to be famous?”
"That's true"
“You have to learn to be thick-skinned first, and then you have to be shameless.”
The people below were dumbfounded. Mr. Xu would scold himself for being so cruel. Eighty percent of the people sitting there were from the entertainment industry.
“I said, sister, don’t take it to heart. It’s too embarrassing for you to stand and talk without hurting your back while more than 4,000 people watch me give birth.”
"is a bit."
“I said it’s nothing. That year the Olympic bid was successful, and there was a man in front of Tian’anmen who gave birth to a child with more than 20,000 people.”
"yes!"
“Oh, that’s me too.”
“It’s all her!”
…
Throughout the whole section, Wei Qi’s performance was quite satisfactory. Except for being a little nervous at the beginning, everything else was pretty good.
This is definitely the warmest applause and cheers tonight, and it has nothing to do with Xu Chuan’s identity, because this part is really exciting.
Some people were so excited that they were already clamoring to come back. They really thought this was a teahouse.
“Come on, have a drink of water.” Zhou Hao filled the cup for Young Master Xu.
Xu Chuan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said that this was definitely a strenuous job. He was not so tired even after carrying heavy weight for five kilometers.
Wei Qi has returned to his seat, where several people who have good relations with him are asking him what's going on.
Xu Chuan looked at Zhou Hao, "By the way, has Zhang Wei's role in the second season of iPartment been decided? If not, give it to Wei Qi."
Zhou Hao agreed without thinking. It was just a small role in a sitcom, not something important.
Others feel lucky for Wei Qi. It doesn't matter if he plays a small role. At least he has left an impression on the big boss, and there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.
The banquet was still going on, but no one was interested in the rest of the show. Except for the few female groups who danced in stockings, no one watched the other shows. It was too dull.
But it is indeed coming to an end, and everyone is tweeting and waiting for the final draw.
Everyone is excited about the final prize, but no one thinks it will hit their head. They all know which management team is expected to win it.
Xu Chuan looked at the time and saw that it was indeed almost there. He stood up and walked directly onto the stage and took the microphone from Bai Xuji's hand.
When people in the audience saw him, they thought there was really going to be an encore, and they all started to cheer, "Hey"
Xu Chuan stood there and smiled, "You've all been to the teahouse to listen to cross talk, right?"
He waved his hand to ask everyone to quiet down, "There is no encore. Let's wait until we have a chance later. I will say something else now."
Seeing the people below slowly calming down, Xu Chuan nodded, "Well, President Zhou also said it at the beginning. Everyone did a good job last year. It was indeed very hard. I would like to thank everyone for their efforts. "
Everyone slowly became serious, and some who were still fighting for drinks were pulled to chairs by the people next to them. Everyone knew that the big boss was serious at this time.
“UC Media is not my only company. This is my work habit. The salary I offer my employees must be among the best in the industry.”
"Of course, this needs to be discussed separately. For example, artists sign a management contract and the share they receive is set in accordance with industry standards. But I can guarantee that even if you are a newcomer, I will not use it for you like some companies do. You know, I can't afford to let you go out to drink with me if you do some dirty tricks."
The scene was completely quiet, even the sound of chopsticks was gone, and everyone was wondering who had offended him.
“I don’t have high requirements, just follow the rules, what rules? Now, can any of you tell me what is written on the first page of the employee handbook?”
His eyes scanned everyone present, and some of them felt the tingling sensation.
There was silence, no one answered, and no one could possibly answer.
“You are not allowed to touch contraband. I asked someone to add this to the ban at the beginning. You don’t think I’m joking?”