Chapter 1055: Just think of him as a stick (please collect and recommend)
Chapter 1055: Just treat him as a stick (please collect, recommend, and vote monthly)
The reality is cruel and of course there are no miracles.
Although the iced watermelon was very tempting, in the end they could only do push-ups while watching Niu Yi and the female soldiers eating watermelon.
“Deputy, I’m sorry.”
Zhu Binghua apologized to Feng Dongdong. He did well at first, but when he was changing the magazine, the magazine fell to the ground. Then he was under too much pressure to make mistakes, so he kept making mistakes in subsequent links.
“It’s okay, why don’t you just do a hundred push-ups?”
Feng Dongdong did it very quickly, and it was nothing to him.
The fastest team was Xiao Xiao and Wang Jiangyuan, but they made at least three mistakes.
As for the group of Yi Bin and Zeng Ke, one is the comedian, the other has an injury on his arm, and in the end he is not only the slowest but also the one who makes the most mistakes.
As for the group of Xu Chuan and Peng Guocheng, they were the second slowest, but they did not make any mistakes.
If time limits are not taken into account, they should be the only group to finish.
“Whoever is done, come over and eat watermelon.”
Niu Yi shouted, this was originally prepared for them. At this time, it was not only necessary to show the strictness of the troops' training, but also to show the humanity of the troops.
After Xu Chuan heard it, he immediately sped up the rhythm. It was iced watermelon.
He and Feng Dongdong ran over one after another, "Jiejies, if you are tired, please borrow a place."
Xu Chuan sat on the ground and took off his helmet. His hair was already wet.
“Ha, do you have a Jinmen accent or a Jingcheng accent?”
Good guy, his sentence traveled more than a hundred kilometers.
“Don’t worry about it, I’ll get a piece first.”
Hand out a piece of watermelon from the box, it was so refreshing to take a bite of it while it was cold.
“Oh, I’m alive now.”
He smoothed his hair with his hands, and the sweat flowed directly to his body. He wiped his hands on his clothes, "I said I should shave my hair."
“Okay, I’ll shave it for you.”
The one who spoke was the little female soldier who had just argued with him.
Xu Chuan glanced at the other party and said, "Do you need it? I can shave it myself."
When he finished eating the fifth piece, the other people's hundred push-ups were completed one after another.
At this time, no one pays attention to whether their posture is standard.
“Do you usually train like this?”
Peng Guocheng slumped on the ground and asked everyone's thoughts.
"Where is this? Your current training volume is not even comparable to that of new recruits."
A female soldier sneered at the side.
“Oh my god, it’s so hard.”
Everyone expressed their admiration for these soldiers, and then Xu Chuan ate all the watermelons.
“Ouch, big boss, you are too cruel.”
Niu Yi looked at the box with almost only ice cubes left, and was a little confused as to how the other party had done it.
Xu Chuan sighed, "It's cool"
This is one of the many things he learned in various training camps. Even if you are thin-skinned, you can't take advantage of it. Sometimes you have to take it.
“Hey”, Niu Yi threw the finished watermelon rind into the box, “Everyone gather together”
Well, no one can run this three thousand meters.
“After dinner in the evening, there will be a welcome party in the auditorium. Each of you big stars will prepare a show.”
Several guests who were running to stretch their hips again bent over and propped up their legs with expressions of disbelief on their faces.
What the hell. ’, Xu Chuan had no idea there was such a joke.
“Hey, do you want me to do a cross talk for you?”
“Okay, that’s okay.”
“Damn”, Xu Chuan almost reached out and gave him the middle finger.
They returned half an hour earlier than the other recruits and quickly took a shower. Their training uniforms were all soaked.
“Can we do it after washing it?”
Zhu Binghua took the washed clothes and didn't know where to hang them.
Zeng Ke pointed outside the window, "I see that everyone else is hanging out behind the barracks."
“Don’t forget to mark it. If someone takes this place in the wrong place, you won’t be able to find it back.”
Xu Chuan was wearing military green physical training clothes and lying next to the door to remind the other party.
“Yes, what kind of mark should I make?”
"If you draw a little tortoise on it, no one will take it."
"Ha ha ha ha…"
The people who were taking a shower all laughed.
The few people are getting to know each other better and better, and there are no restrictions on joking.
This process of enduring hardship together is also a way to quickly establish emotional bonds.
A few people and Feng Dongdong returned to the barracks after taking a shower, took out everyone's matza and sat in the room.
Feng Dongdong sat in front and faced everyone, "How about it, today's training was interesting."
“It’s interesting, but it’s really tiring.”
Several people almost said in unison, "And the weather is too hot."
After yesterday's heavy rain, the temperature immediately rose after it cleared up today, and the water vapor on the ground was evaporating like a big steamer.
“Hey, if I don’t say anything else, is this 06 carrying tool too outrageous?”
Xu Chuan picked up the 06-type carrying device and said, "This **** has an airtight waterproof layer, even if it has an airtight waterproof layer, it actually sheds slag. Are you going too far with your logistics?"
He raised his hand and shook it, and a piece of light yellow powder spread like a goddess scattering flowers.
Feng Dongdong was very embarrassed, "This thing will definitely become like this after a long time."
Xu Chuan sighed, the 06 carried a reference to the US military's FLC vest and Maozi's 6sh112 backpack system.
If you copy, just copy it honestly, and make sure to have some unique features of your own. The end result will be nothing but cheapness.
“Okay, okay, let’s talk about something else.” Feng Dongdong’s first feeling was that he should stop the other party.
“The evening party will be attended by base leaders. Everyone wears regular clothes and of course prepares the program.”
“Hey, let’s be serious and forget about singing.”
Xu Chuan is not very interested in this thing. He actually doesn’t like performing on the stage. There are so many people under the stage that he feels dizzy.
Besides, Master Xu is performing a show with you, has he paid an appearance fee?
“No, aren’t you talking about cross talk?”
“Stop talking, I can’t say it alone.”
Feng Dongdong smiled and said nothing, and then found a shy-looking soldier for Xu Chuan before having dinner.
“This is Xiaotian, he is in the cross talk club at school.”
“Hey, I N…”
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“This guy’s physical fitness is very good. He still ran excellent in the 3,000 meters after the tactical training. I feel he still has enough energy left.”
Niu Yi is reporting today’s training situation to Lei Zhan.
Although Lei Zhan has watched almost the entire process, the specific data needs to be reported by Niu Yi.
"He should have been trained in this area, and his proficiency in movements is definitely not that of a novice."
Niu Yi was surprised by Xu Chuan's performance. If a person is in good physical condition, he has seen too many talented gods in the army.
It is not impossible for these rich people to have received tactical training, but the command ability this guy has shown is really rare.
This thing cannot be learned in school or any training institution. Logically speaking, it is impossible for Peng Guocheng to complete the entire set of actions without making mistakes.
However, the man named Xu managed to survive by slowing down the speed and constantly reminding the other party of things to pay attention to.
While making his own tactical moves, he must also predict whether and when his teammates will make mistakes.
Lei Zhan nodded slightly. If the information he read before was true, then there would be nothing surprising about this.
This guy may have more combat experience than any of them. How old is he, 22?
“What will be the training content tomorrow?”
Niu Yi replied, "For physical fitness and military boxing, the day after tomorrow is a 400-meter obstacle."
Lei Zhan looked at Niu Yi with flashing eyes, "Tomorrow, you go try his skills."
“No, Captain, is it true or false?”
Niu Yi felt that the other person was a commoner, and his status was extraordinary. Even if he had good physical ability, it would be very troublesome if he actually got started and hurt the other person.
"You can try it if I ask you to, or you can let Shen Lanni try it first." Lei Zhan gave him an idea.
Shen Lanni, a member of the women's special team, a taekwondo master who has even won the Asian championship, is definitely the spearhead of the team.
"Yes, that's fine. If he is beaten by a woman, he will be too embarrassed to complain."
Lei Zhan and Guo Deyuan looked at each other, this was not necessarily the case.
…
When they arrived at the auditorium after discussing their work.
Young Master Xu is preparing to tell the complete story of the Western Expedition in front of the major military leaders.
There is no process for this welcome party. There is only one female soldier as the announcer, who basically calls out whoever comes.
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This classmate Xiaotian, who is temporarily partnering with Master Xu, is really nervous when he looks at the two stars sitting in the middle below.
“Don’t be afraid of him, I went to their house to have dinner a few days ago.” Xu Chuan had been trying to appease the opponent before going on stage. How could he use this kind of mentality on the battlefield.
“They use yellow sauce to make fried noodles. I told him several times to use sweet noodle sauce, but he just doesn’t change. You can treat him like a stick.”
The effect is very good, the child surnamed Tian is almost crying.
"Now please listen to the cross talk "Dream of the Western Expedition", performed by Xu Chuan and Tian Tao."
After the female soldier finished her report, everyone burst into warm applause, especially the reality show guests sitting with the recruits who clapped loudest.
Xu Jiwu, who was sitting in the front, clapped his hands and smiled helplessly. The person sitting next to him came over and said, "Is this the second child in your family?"
Xu Jiwu nodded, "This kid is getting more and more unruly. I'll let him take this opportunity to feel the atmosphere of the army."
“Where is your Xu Fei?”
“He returned to the army yesterday, and he has to participate in an exercise later.” The two people chatted about their daily life.
They came to this party on an impromptu basis and specifically told everyone that life in the army is about unity, tension, seriousness and liveliness, and that everyone should have fun at this party.
After Xu Jiwu learned that his family, Xu Chuan, was going to do a cross talk, he was really afraid that the children would stifle their laughter.
Mr. Xu and Mr. Xu walked to the stage, and Tian Tao brought a small table to it, which was quite decent.
The difference can be seen where the two people stand. Tian Tao stands upright, while Master Xu wears Lang Dangxia's regular clothes and wears them to the level of a community security guard.
“There are so many people here.” Xu Chuan looked around and then his eyes fell on Xu Jiwu. “Good guy, all the wings and scoops are here.”
Tian Tao next to him was sweating all over his forehead. He couldn't answer these words.
Xu Jiwu's face darkened, hey, this guy is just talking nonsense with him.
Even if someone can understand this baggage, it is impossible for it to sound.
Xu Chuan waved his hand and pulled Tian Tao, who was still a little nervous, inadvertently, and then began to speak, "Can you tell what I do?"
If it were another occasion, he would definitely use Xu Jiwu to hit a few more traps, but he was worried that Tian Tao next to him would collapse on them.
Tian Tao reacted fairly quickly. He first looked him up and down, then looked at his own uniform, which was the same as the other person's, and said slowly, "I still didn't see that."
Xu Chuan felt relieved. The child spoke in a good rhythm, so it shouldn't be a big problem.
"Isn't this obvious?" Xu Chuan pretended to be confused and straightened his clothes, then raised his legs and leaned on the table, "You all know it."
Tian Tao pushed him and said, "Go down, go down, what's wrong with you? You're on the kang."
"I am a military strategist." After saying that, he first dusted off his pants, then picked up the rag that was used as a handkerchief on the table, put it on his nose and blew his nose, and then put it back on the table, "A great military strategist. "
Tian Tao flicked the rag to the ground with his fingers with a look of disgust, "A military strategist like you is quite unhygienic."
The people sitting below could hardly bear it anymore.
“Look, I still don’t believe it.” Then Xu Chuan gave an extremely non-standard salute with his left hand, just like a bear in the zoo.
“What is this?”
please salute)
“The salute is over there.”
“Oh,” Xu Chuan looked at his right hand and pointed to his left temple, making a monkey gesture.
The people below couldn't help but laugh, and the first one would be contagious.
The same goes for Xu Jiwu. Although he is usually very serious, Xu Chuan knows that he has a low point of laughter. Only when he takes the lead can others let go.
“I am a military strategist.”
“biu”, gestures like a pistol.
“pistol”
“pen”, replace it with both hands.
“Rifle”
“Ben”, a pulling back action.
“I have all the bows and bows!”
The new recruits and veterans below were already laughing.
When Lei Zhan and others walked in, Xu Chuan was talking about the five-star general James Corporal leading them to sing the school song.
He changed this review opera into a model opera and attacked the White Tiger Troupe by surprise.
After singing the last line, "Down with the ambitious wolf of American imperialism," Tian Tao said from the side, "Will the American five-star general lead you to sing this together? He has a big heart."
“Master Zhan is generous and doesn’t care about this.”
“Where are you following?”
…
Lei Zhan and others looked at the hundreds of people in the auditorium who were staggering with laughter, with confused expressions on their faces.
He sat down in the last row and asked a second lieutenant next to him who was already lying on the back of the chair in front of him, "What's wrong?"
“Hey, Thunder Team.”
Stand up and salute as usual, then Lei Zhan held him down and said, "Sit down."
“Xu Chuan, who came to film the reality show, did a cross talk, and everyone couldn’t stop laughing.”
Lei Zhan glanced at Xu Chuan, who was completely different from usual on the stage, and laughed with his comrades without giving him much time to think.
Especially when talking about the helicopter shaking the glass, the way Xu Chuan sucked on his cigarette **** looked too much like a taxi driver.
“We should call the people from the Air Force and ask them if this is how they shake the glass.”
Niu Yi patted Yan Gang on the back and burst into laughter, "I think this episode can follow Lu Hang for a long time."
“Be careful of being thrown out of the plane.”
This dream of the Western Expedition is definitely Lao Guo's classic work, full of laughs and constant baggage.
Xu Chuan's speaking skills were slightly worse, and his partner was not very professional. The two of them only had two hours of dialogue.
The current results are already very good.
The party lasted until a quarter past nine, after which the new recruits gathered in company units outside the auditorium. As the senior leader, Xu Jiwu and another Zhengwei said some words of encouragement, and then the company commanders took them back to the barracks.
Xu Chuan originally thought that Xu Jiwu would chat with him, but found that he left directly in a car.
The few people who returned to the barracks have not yet recovered from their excitement.
“Brother Xu, your part is so funny.” Xiao Xiao’s face turned red. None of them expected that Xu Chuan, who was talking about cross talk, would look like this.
Xu Chuan's mood didn't change much. Looking at the happy people, he poured cold water on them, "There must be an emergency gathering tonight."
Obviously, as an instructor, he will definitely use this method to tighten the spell on the recruits who are a little relaxed tonight.
After hearing what he said, the smiles on several people's faces immediately disappeared.
At 1:30 in the middle of the night, the rapid whistle sound proved that Xu Chuan was right.
But this time it became a five-kilometer run, so luckily I only had to wear fitness clothes.
Passed in 23 minutes and excellent in 21 minutes. Xu Chuan easily ran to 21 minutes and 01 seconds, missing one second without getting stuck.
He strongly suspected that the timekeeping instructor did it on purpose.