Chapter 117 Bizarro Batman

Chapter 117 Bizarro Batman

Jason Todd really wanted to rub his eyes to see if there was something wrong with his brain.

Maybe the resurrection effect of the Lazarus Pool really has some sequelae?

He has only been dead for a few years. In a few years, has everything changed to this extent?

Batman = car?

Jason calculated the conversion formula between Batman and car in his brain in just a few seconds.

He imagined a small mini Batman in his mind, who gestured to his legs with a wheel, then lay down, and with a bang, he turned into a toy Batkart.

What a mess?

Is there any logical chain between the two?

Stop, stop, stop, regardless of whether Batman can turn into a car - but are you sure that cars are useful to Kryptonians?

Jason said anxiously: "It's useless, this guy -"

"It's stupid to challenge me."

Fiora looked at the speeding Batmobile with indifference.

At this time, the female adjutant of Krypton was in a very bad mood. It was definitely not a good experience to see a martial arts master who was capable of teaching him die in front of him.

At this time, she was very angry.

She stretched out a hand towards the speeding car, made a boxing gesture, and took the initiative to meet it.

It's over.

Jason's heart sank. The planes were torn in half by the opponent just now, like tearing paper. How could Batman...

Her posture was as swift as fire!

Her posture was as graceful as the wind!

She made a heroic pose, and her cape fluttered behind her handsome armor!

Woo——

Then he saw that with the sound of a car horn, the Kryptonian who was so arrogant just now was hit and flew backwards. The green spikes on the front of the car pierced the opponent's body, and blood was spilled in the sky.

!!! !

Are they those green stones? The second generation Robin keenly discovered the key point. He was about to say something when he numbly watched the Batmobile that had just sent Fiora flying stop on the spot. A burst of silver-white particles flashed on it, and then half a second later, the rear wheels of the car turned into two green dinosaur hind legs. The entire car stood up and jumped in a spiral on the spot, completing a 270-degree turn at warp speed that a normal car could not do.

Jason was speechless and couldn't say a word.

He watched the venom tube appear behind the car under the entanglement of silver-white particles. Two huge muscular arms mixed with a little dinosaur green replaced the closed car doors and stretched out from the left and right ends of the car.

The monster used its two arms to support the ground a little, and then this whole thing that only looked like a car with its head flew into the air like a pole vault, transformed back into a car in the air, and once again sent Fiora, who had just climbed up from the ground, flying.

"I'll kill you!"

Jason took a breath of cold air, his mind was in chaos, but no matter what, it was obviously not the best time to meet Batman. He resisted the urge to figure out how Batman had become such a horrible person, picked up Ms. Shiva's body and turned around to run.

The things here were no longer at the level he could get involved in.

He took a last look at Batman fighting Fiora.

The other party turned into a dump truck, repeatedly ramming the increasingly injured Kryptonian female lieutenant, and the whole scene was like playing bumper cars...

Jason had imagined the scene of Batman coming to save him, or rather, for so many years, when he was dreaming at midnight, he had thought countless times, if Batman had not been dragged at that time, how he would reverse the result of that night and save him from the water and fire with a divine weapon.

He had imagined the scene of Batman saving people countless times, and now such a scene gradually overlapped with the huge dump truck.

Nothing could go back.

Chen Tao also noticed Jason's departure, and he did not stop him either. He hasn't figured out how to get along with this second-generation Robin yet. He can't just go up and say, "Come back, kid. Dad is about to retire."

Well, that's weird. Never mind. Let's finish the work at hand first. Anyway, Red Hood is right under our noses. It's okay to deal with him at any time.

He turned his eyes to the front.

Fiora was too arrogant at the beginning and was pierced by the kryptonite spikes on the car. This is also the reason why she didn't know about kryptonite. In a way, this can be regarded as a first sight.

Chen Tao's car lights flashed, and the kryptonite spikes in front of the car were stained with blood.

This is the biggest difference after loading: when he transformed through the silver-white particles before, although he could do it as he wanted, it was more like logging into someone else's account. No matter what changes Chen Tao made to the transformed form, he would still return to his previous appearance after the next transformation.

It was as if they were all solidified at a certain point in time. Apart from transmitting the damage they received to Chen Tao, no matter what transformation they were subjected to, they seemed not to be recognized as "part of the Batman". After loading... they became more like a part of Chen Tao, and his flesh and blood were transformed into the body of the car in a quantum reconstruction way - Chen Tao knew that quantum mechanics looked ridiculous, but this was just Lucius's personal explanation. He didn't understand scientific research, maybe there was another explanation from the perspective of magic? In short, with the continuous accumulation of injuries and continuous bleeding, Fiora finally couldn't hold on.

When she was hit by the dump truck that stumbled towards her and flew backwards again, Fiora, who rolled on the ground like a broken sack for a few times, finally fell down and stopped moving.

Chen Tao's attention was attracted by another thing.

A line of silver-white font quickly jumped out on Chen Tao's retina:

[Warning! Warning! Anchored items detected! ]

[Obtained: Fiora's rotten cape]

[Introduction: The legacy left by the confident female Kryptonian after being hit by the dump truck represents that her newly established cognition was quickly reversed in a short period of time. Reversed together, so was her newly established confidence. You may be able to use it to summon the Batman of a parallel universe. ]

[However, can the existence that was summoned because of the reversed thinking be something that is orthodox? 】

【"Dump truck Iai Slash? What kind of martial arts is this? Why was I knocked away? Was my previous casual shooting fake?"】

【Converted crisis energy: 159】

【Crisis energy units you currently hold: 347】

【Warning, downloading targetable Batman files. 】

【Bizarro Batman】

【Danger level: B+】

【Earth 29, this world is also called the Bizarro Universe, a universe where the laws of physics are broken.

Bizarro Superman and his non-American Injustice League are on an aimless, inexplicable and futile adventure. 】

Chen Tao knows Bizarro. In the main universe, Bizarro is also known as the Alien Superman, a failed clone of Lex Luthor for Superman. Everything about him is the opposite of Superman.

Superman has heat vision and freezing breath, while Bizarro has ice vision and flame breath. Superman will be weakened by green kryptonite, and Bizarro will be strengthened by green kryptonite.

And his greatest characteristic is that, for Bizarro, all languages ​​are opposite.

"Construction" means "destruction" to Bizarro, and "hate" means "like".

[Do you want to consume 239 crisis energy synchronization immediately? ]

[Warning! Warning! The Batman in this parallel universe is too powerful, which will seriously damage Batman's morality and reduce Batman's sanity to the extreme! ]

[Warning warning, Batman's danger level detected is: F]

[With the current Batman level, it is not able to withstand the pollution of Batman with a B+ danger level! ]

[Opening the mandatory protection strategy of the agreement: overcharge protection]

[Batman No. 52, the agreement will automatically protect your sanity from being damaged. At your current danger level, you can only synchronize with "Bizarro Batman" for three minutes at most. ]

Chen Tao pondered for a while.

It's not a big problem. Anyway, he didn't think of facing others head-on by himself. Superman has appeared. From today on, he will focus on hiding. If Red Hood hadn't suddenly appeared here, he wouldn't even come to fight with Fiora. "Penny, how's the situation with Superman?"

"Not very good." Alfred answered into the microphone. On the screen, Superman was punched by the heat vision of two Kryptonians from both sides, and gradually began to lose the upper hand. The two Kryptonians who were programmed as warriors from their genes showed extremely terrifying adaptability.

"It's okay," Chen Tao said, "Clark will be fine."

"Superman was beaten with a nosebleed." Alfred synchronized the situation on the screen with the three-dimensional image projected on Chen Tao's arm armor. He was grabbed by the cape by two Kryptonians and slammed to the ground.

"Don't worry."

Chen Tao said.

Superman on the screen beat back at a faster speed.

See, I said Superman is fine.

Eat, drink, play, wait for Superman to solve everything, at most give advice, and don't have to do it himself, which is his ideal life

Then Chen Tao tried to synchronize Bizarro Batman.

Anyway, there are only three minutes, he really wants to try the power of the Kryptonian.

[Synchronizing: Bizarro Batman]

[Successfully]

A gust of wind blew, and the car Batman that originally looked strange disappeared.

Instead, there was a Bizarro Superman wearing a Batman uniform with a smiling face on his chest.

His eyes showed a wise light.

"Bizarro, angry!"

(Everything Bizarro said was the opposite of normal people. He said "angry" actually meant "happy")

Chen Tao, who synchronized with Bizarro Batman, jumped three feet high: "Bizarro doesn't want friends at all!"

Then his super vision and hearing allowed him to see the three people who were still fighting in the distance.

Chen Tao slapped his head immediately.

"Bad, I don't want to hug the good guys at all!" (Good, I want to beat up the bad guys!)

Chen Tao, who synchronized with Bizarro Batman, completely forgot the choice he made a few minutes ago to live a lifetime.

He kicked his feet on the ground, and with a bang, he flew crookedly towards the battlefield!

…

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“Good day, General.”

General Sam Lane walked into the conference room and saw that the holographic images of other people were already in place.

Lex Luthor sat on his own sofa and waved at him.

"Hello, I'm Donald Wilson." The President was a rather thin middle-aged man, sitting in the main seat: "Sam, let's make it short. I want to find out what's going on now."

Sam opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by the other party with a wave of his hand: "Let me ask a question first. Can nuclear bombs solve them?"

Luthor tried hard not to sneer.

"I think it's almost impossible." Sam answered the question very seriously, and his expression was serious: "Even if it can be done, it must not be done."

"Ha, it's ridiculous." Then he heard someone in the holographic projection next to him say: "Don't you know about Gotham?"

"This nuclear bomb, Batman, a mere civilian vigilante, can touch it, but we can't?"

Sam frowned, and did not refute the other party immediately, but the other party became more excited.

Mr. Wilson raised his hands and signaled the other party to continue with his eyes.

"I heard that a nuclear weapon was sent out into outer space by Batman and exploded. In this era, nuclear weapons are as common as firecrackers. But our intelligence agencies are like blind and deaf people who know nothing." The congressman said, pointing the finger at Colonel Steve Trevor and Amanda Waller who were standing there as doormen. "You two-" Colonel Steve Trevor did not speak, but Amanda Waller glared at him: "Watch your words, Congressman Robertson. If you are dissatisfied with this and that, you can come up and try it yourself. I guarantee that Batman will appear at your door at night." "You are talking in a bad way..." "Ahem..." Mr. Wilson coughed twice and brought the topic back on track: "We are not talking about Batman now, at least he is helpful to Gotham's security..." He spread his hands and said, "If the state government can tolerate him, then we will have no objection. We are talking about aliens and interstellar things now. Don't go off topic." As soon as Wilson, who was sitting in the main seat, spoke, the congressman immediately stopped talking. He said: "No matter what, we are facing a completely new and unknown civilization. If we can destroy them directly from the physical body, why not?"

Everyone present was silent. Congressman Robertson said well, but he has been avoiding the most critical question:

What if it cannot be destroyed?

"Mr. Lex Luthor has made a new kryptonite armor for us." General Sam said: "John Cobain can drive it and practice the will of the country."

He said:

"According to experiments, green kryptonite can weaken the power of Kryptonians, and we have already done so..."

But he was interrupted again before he finished speaking.

"So that's all?" A congressman said, "What about those parasites? Since we are going to do it, why not use all our strength?" Sam frowned and answered directly, "Those monsters called parasites are a group of monsters that cannot control themselves. They are endlessly pursuing appetite. We can't control them at all. Although their lifespan is only 30 minutes, I still don't think that releasing something we can't control is something that a normal person would do." "... We can evacuate the surrounding residents, and then throw these beasts out and let them consume Kryptonians..." "... We can't control their behavior at all..." "I object. Haven't you read the information sent to you? What's the difference between releasing these monsters and directly detonating a nuclear bomb in the city..." "Okay, be quiet, everyone." In the end, Wilson, who was sitting in the main seat, came out to make peace. He turned his head and looked at Lex Luthor, who had never participated in the discussion since just now: "Mr. Luthor, our outstanding inventor, frankly speaking, I am more inclined to adopt your opinion." Luthor seemed a little hesitant. "Well, although I completely agree with the congressman's opinion on the threat of aliens, I have always reserved my opinion on the use of parasites." Luther said: "I am a law-abiding citizen. I will not release something I cannot control." Luther said righteously: "After all, I am a good person." ... ... ... ... "Put me down!" Jason Todd watched Ms. Shiva, who had just died, open her eyes and get off his back swiftly, and felt that his brain stopped working. "Fake... fake death?" "Yeah! That's right!" Ms. Shiva said: "This is a victory for martial arts!"