Chapter 138 Give Jason a Little Laughing Bat Shock
"No, I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill, kill, kill."
Jason's eyes lingered on the weathered lower half of Batman Bruce Wayne's face.
At this moment, this face that should have only shown a calm and resolute expression, but there was a twisted smile from the corners of the mouth to the roots of the ears.
How could Batman become like this... Am I dreaming?
Taking advantage of Jason's moment of distraction, Batman grabbed the other gun on his waist, and then the other party twisted his body and escaped from his grasp.
Batman just held Jason's gun in his hand and laughed wildly at the sky.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
It's endless pretending, right?
Jason took a breath and said:
"Listen, Bruce, I'm very touched that you killed the Joker, but you don't have to pretend like this..."
But before he finished speaking, he saw Batman dragging out four or five unconscious people in prison uniforms from another secret door.
"Hey, Jason! Do you see these gifts I gave you? I'm worried that two clowns are not enough for you to kill, and it's really less fun not being able to kill people with a gun.
So I brought them here. They are all life-long prisoners, most of whom are hopeless scum. You can kill them at will with a gun. Oh, don't be polite, I'll kill one first to show you."
"Stop it, Bruce."
Jason said, "Even if you kill the clown, I believe you won't become a murderer. I'm not angry anymore, you don't have to do this anymore."
"De de de de, de, de de de de de -"
But Batman seemed to have not heard him. The other party hummed a song, holding a gun, and walked around the prisoners in an extremely arrogant posture, and then -
Bang!
Without warning, he shot one of the unconscious serious criminals in the stomach. This shot directly woke him up from deep shock, and he screamed: "Ah ... "You're crazy! You don't know if I can split the bullet and save him! If I had reacted a little slower, he would have been shot in the head by you! He should be tried by the law, not lynched! Oh my God, what are you doing? Do you treat life as a joke?"
Jason just finished speaking subconsciously, and felt something was wrong, and then his face fell.
"Thank you for the gift. Great, now I'm Batman."
He let go of the other party angrily.
Then he saw Batman raised the gun again.
Fuck!
Jason didn't bother to talk anymore, and immediately rushed up to hug him.
"Don't kill me, I beg you. I really give in."
"Hahahahahaha, I want to eat people!"
Batman laughed wildly and had a tantrum in front of Jason. Jason felt very scared after seeing it.
"Don't be like this, be normal!"
"Oh my God, what's going on?"
The prisoner who had just woken up from shock and was shot for no reason was confused:
"What the hell is going on? Am I not in prison?!"
Then he saw Batman - he was so painful from being shot that he was rolling on the ground and didn't even notice who shot him.
His eyes focused, and two transvestite strong men hugging each other appeared in front of him.
The prisoner's eyes widened immediately.
"Oh my, Batman!"
Then he looked at the Red Hood, he didn't recognize him. The two stared at each other.
Jason, who was holding Batman in his arms, quickly kicked out, a left kick, and hit the prisoner's neck hard with his toes, so that the other party fainted again.
Finally, after the two fought for a long time, Jason took back his gun, broke it into two halves with a creak, and threw it on the ground together with the first one that Batman had bent just now.
He wiped the cold sweat from his head.
"Enough." He said: "I will hand over these serious criminals to the police, and I will not do it privately-"
"I didn't catch these criminals from the street, I snatched them from the prison."
"Oh, then there is no need to hand them over to the police, just... wait, what did you say???"
Batman's answer immediately made his voice rise eight degrees.
"Did you snatch these criminals directly from the prison? This, this, this... Isn't this a jailbreak?"
Jason was heartbroken: "Where is the law? Has the authority of law enforcement agencies become waste paper? How can you do such a thing? Where is your ethics? Where is your persistence?"
Then he saw Batman's faint smile.
He said: "From the day these ethics and persistence took you away from me, they no longer need to exist, Jason."
Jason felt like he was hit hard.
He was really about to faint.
And he did fall to the ground with a plop.
"I must be dreaming," he said.
"But this is absolutely true."
He heard Batman say to him: "If we can reach an agreement, I think we need to talk, Jason."
Chen Tao knew that Jason could block the bullet shot at the forehead of the serious criminal. Bat dart shooting bullets... knife slashing bullets... These operations have almost become essential skills for everyone in the Bat Family.
"Mortal"
Years of training have given Jason a strong body. As long as he wants, it is almost impossible to miss. What's more, Chen Tao shot the serious criminal in the stomach with the first shot, and deliberately raised the gun to aim the second shot, pausing for half a second before shooting, which is to give Jason time to react and psychologically preset.
And then again... Even if Jason missed, it doesn't matter. These serious criminals are not good people. If they die, they die.
Chen Tao will not deliberately kill them, but if Jason misses, it will be an accident, and it can only be said that these serious criminals have bad luck.
"What do you want to talk to me about, Bruce?"
Looking at Jason's absent-minded look, Chen Tao felt that his IQ had dropped.
Chen Tao talked to him in a roundabout way for a long time, and once again used a lot of charm skills such as "You are my favorite Robin".
Finally, they finally talked about the main point.
"Since we have decided to work together to deal with Bane and those superhero villains, let's talk about how you should backstab, betray, and beat your teammates."
After Chen Tao finished this sentence, he suddenly realized that this kind of speech sounded like a villain, so he quickly explained: "For justice!"
When Jason heard about selling teammates, he was no longer sleepy.
He revealed Bane's next plan very straightforwardly:
"Bane has already found out Clark Kent, who is often with you, through Bruce Wayne's identity, and thus confirmed his identity.
The time was too short, so he didn't find out where Clark's hometown was, but he found out that Clark had a girlfriend, Lois Lane, who he had a good relationship with. Therefore, he asked me to find out Lois's get off work schedule and kidnap Lois to threaten Superman when the time comes."
Chen Tao touched his chin.
It's the hostage kidnapping trick again... Bane really doesn't change his ways.
Is there no intention to give up this traditional and old-fashioned method?
"I can use insider operations to send Lois Lane on a business trip, and then tell Bane that I came up empty-handed."
Jason said: "I can also find a way to make a fake Lois Lane to fool Bane, you know, the face-changing mud that caused Mudface to mutate. And..."
"No." Chen Tao told him: "Show him the real Lois first, and then we will arrange a replacement plan."
He warned Jason: "Be careful when kidnapping Lois, don't let her scream, otherwise Superman will come to save his girlfriend no matter where he is on the earth. You have to do it quietly and knock her unconscious so that she won't have a chance to scream."
"Got it." Jason said.
The two of them discussed the plan to kidnap Lois for a while.
After that, Chen Tao also felt a little strange.
Although he had planned the plan in detail, Lois would not be hurt no matter what. But helping Jason plan the plan to kidnap Lois, is this another level of selling out teammates?
Chen Tao fell into deep thought.
Then he immediately shook his head.
Haha, how can this be considered selling out teammates? He was just carrying out his own plan. It was hilarious to accuse him of selling out his teammates.
"Did Bane set a time for you to kidnap Louis?"
"Yes, he..."
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Squeak——
Full of science fiction, the iron door weighing several hundred kilograms was opened, and Blake and his Extreme Hero Alliance, a total of four people, walked in together.
This is Lex Luthor's base located 50 meters underground, with lead coating everywhere.
This is the first time Blake led his team to visit here.
"This place makes my bugs uncomfortable."
"Beast Girl" Pamela Ferrer said.
She was a jewel thief, but an accident caused her to bond with a snake-like alien, thus transforming her into a beast girl.
"It's not always like this." Another teammate among the four said, the Magic Hatter.
He is the only magician in the team, and he has no shortcomings except that he likes to drink.
So at this moment, without any surprise, he was full of alcohol, raised the bottle and drank two more sips, and then suddenly covered his mouth.
"Ugh..."
"If you dare to vomit on the ground here and make all of us embarrassed, I will control you to slap yourself 100 times."
Blake walked in front of the team, and next to him was the big black man "Cold Casting". This big man who mastered electronic power was the most capable character under Blake. In his hand was a man who was unconscious like a dead dog, who was the shapeshifter "Snakeskin" they caught before.
They passed through several heavily guarded checkpoints, and the magic hat man said: "Like the previous few levels, I can pass them just by moving my fingers."
"Enough, I know this." Blake answered him.
After passing through several doors, they finally met Lex Luthor in the hall.
He was sitting in front of rows of huge computers, operating five or six computers at the same time, leaving only a bald head exposed on the top of the seat.
"I brought the snake skin to you, Luthor."
But facing Blake's voice, Luthor did not answer immediately, he was immersed in the ocean of knowledge.
But even if he didn't even look at the other party, a cage rose up from the side.
Blake nodded, and the cold cast next to him put the unconscious snake skin in the raised cage.
Blake glanced at the snake skin, and then said: "Happy transaction, Luthor, you should fulfill your promise."
"I know, Blake." Then he heard Luthor's voice. He saw the other party turn his head, with a deepness in his eyes that he couldn't look directly at.
This aroused Blake's curiosity. He tried to connect with the other party with his mental ability, but it seemed to be connected to a black hole that was constantly turning over and collapsing.
"You can leave now." He heard Luthor say.
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“Clark, today we are going to learn how to pretend to be a scary villain. You should learn my moves first.” Chen Tao said this and began to demonstrate to Clark.
“Hahahahahahahaha…”
The corners of his mouth rose, and he let out a creepy laugh, then stopped abruptly: “Did you learn it?”
“I learned it.”
Superman nodded, and then followed the practice: “Hahahahahaha…”
“But to be honest, why do we have to practice such strange things?”
He said: “It’s always a little weird.”
“Just practice first.” Chen Tao told him: “Aren’t you always worried about the extreme ideas of the Extreme Hero Alliance and their increasing number of supporters recently? One day you have to teach them what it means to fight violence with violence. It’s good to practice scaring others more.”
“Okay.” Superman was convinced, and he began to continue practicing obediently: “Hahahahahahaha…”
“No, no, it should be a little sharper here, with a higher tone, which will be more scary…”
Soon, Superman had mastered the basic skills of laughing proficiently.
Then Superman mentioned the recent events:
"Oh, by the way, Bat. Recently, Lois said that he always felt that someone was secretly watching him."
Chen Tao felt guilty after hearing this. He tried his best to control his heartbeat. He could only say that he was worthy of being a reporter. Even if Jason did not reveal his whereabouts, did the other party still intuitively feel the existence of the Red Hood?
However, Superman did not doubt his mentor at all. Chen Tao laughed and fooled him.
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"Red Hood, you did a good job."
Bane looked at Lois Lane tied to the chair with satisfaction.
Then…
He raised a bucket of water and poured it on the other party's head.
Lois was soaked like a drowned chicken. Even though his mouth was blocked, he still whimpered angrily.
"Uh, what are you doing?" The Red Hood was a little confused.
"Testing whether the other party is Mud Face." Bane answered him.