Chapter 204 Big Fat Man

Chapter 204 Big Fat Man

As if they knew Li Sinian, the waiter at the stall was not annoyed when he saw Li Sinian being so presumptuous. He bowed respectfully, then came to the big fat man and patted him gently a few times.

"Fourth Master? Fourth Master! Wake up, Fourth Master, Senior Li is here!"

It took several consecutive shots of the big fat man to respond. He muttered something unclear, which made the rocking chair make a few more "painful" creaks. He turned over and continued to sleep.

The waiter next to him looked embarrassed, Li Sinian even had a black line on his forehead, and Li Chuyi was dumbfounded.

If it weren't for the fact that the big fat man was indeed in the middle stage of God Refining, Li Chuyi even doubted whether this guy was actually a monk.

Are there such monks? Not to mention lethargy, vigilance is so poor that he continues to sleep without feeling even being photographed. How can he be a monk? Even a pig is more alert than this big fat man!

"Yeah, I'm a bitch, right? Okay, buddy, get out of the way, I'll do it!"

Li Sinian became anxious and waved his hand to summon a ball of water vapor, which instantly condensed into a ball of clear water the size of a basin. He pointed at the big fat man without saying a word.

The waiter next to him was startled and hurriedly stepped aside. The water ball fell straight towards the big fat man's pocket. He was about to pour it on the big fat man's head, but he saw the big fat man who was sleeping soundly suddenly raised his hand and gestured. An ordinary person's big hand, two times bigger and two times fatter, volleyed and grabbed the water ball, and the water ball was trapped by an invisible force, and it was firmly caught in his hand.

"Hello!"

Yawning loudly, the big fat man slowly opened his eyes, with confused eyes as if he hadn't woken up. He looked around with drooped eyelids, and it took a long time for some divine light to gather.

When he saw the water balloon in his hand, his eyes that had just regained consciousness became confused again. He scratched his head hard with his big hand. The fat man muttered to himself in confusion: "What is this? Did I pee? I can't." It’s so hot, your urine is so clear?”

Li Sinian rolled his eyes, and Li Chuyi burst into laughter. The waiter next to him looked even more embarrassed, and hurriedly stepped forward and whispered: "Fourth Master, Senior Li is here."

"Senior Li? Which Senior Li?" The fat man had not yet come to his senses, and he became even more confused after hearing this.

The waiter had a wry smile on his face and was about to explain, but Li Sinian couldn't sit still.

"Fat Hao, I'm here!"

When the big fat man heard the sound, his confusion disappeared after seeing Li Si Nian, his eyes finally sobered up, and he laughed "haha". The loud voice made Li Chuyi's eardrums hurt even from a distance.

"Hahahaha, who is it? It turns out to be you, the old immortal! Why, are you still alive?"

"Nonsense, you're not dead yet, how could I die!" Li Sinian rolled his eyes and said angrily.

Hehe smiled, and the fat man didn't worry, he just jumped off the rocking chair with a water balloon in his hand. When his feet landed, there was a muffled sound. Li Chuyi had the illusion that the ground was shaking a few times, looking at the ground being stepped on by him. The two deep footprints left were silent.

The big fat man looked at his feet and seemed a little embarrassed, and laughed a few times with a loud "haha".

"Sorry, sorry, I just fell asleep and I couldn't control myself. I used a little too much force. It's funny!"

Li Sinian didn't seem to be surprised. He just curled his lips at him with an indifferent expression.

With "dong dong" footsteps, the big fat man came to the two of them and watched Li Sinian raise the water balloon in his hand.

"Did you throw this away?"

"Yes!" Li Sinian nodded in agreement, while Li Chuyi next to him was worried. He was afraid that the fat man was going to hit someone.

But it seems that Li Chuyi and Li Chuyi were raised by the same father. The fat man was not annoyed when Li Sinian admitted that he was happy, but instead showed a smile on his face.

"Well, I have a lot of friends, but you are the only one who is so considerate. You know that I will be thirsty after I fall asleep, so you even prepared water for me. Thank you!"

After saying that, he put the water ball to his mouth, his chest contracted slightly, and he sucked the water ball clean in one gulp.

Li Chuyi was dumbfounded when he saw the big fat man drinking up such a large ball of water as if he were drinking tea, looking at him like he was looking at a monster.

That ball of water is no ordinary water! It looks the same as clear water, but because it was forced out by Li Sinian with his magic power, it is actually mixed with a lot of chaotic mana flow and Li Sinian's mana aura.

This kind of water is fine for ordinary people to drink, but for a monk, if he doesn't refine it to make it pure, but just drinks it like a big fat man, it may cause his own magic power to be disordered, and even hurt him. And the foundation of Dantian Qihai.

But Li Chu saw clearly that the fat man didn't refine the water polo at all before drinking it, and just drank it in one gulp. Even if he is familiar with Li Sinian and knows that the other person will not harm him, but just swallowing someone else's magical summoned object, this is not something a normal person can do!

Therefore, Li Chuyi's eyes were full of weirdness and shock when he looked at him.

This is a pervert!

The big fat man didn't have the consciousness of being a "pervert". After drinking, he smacked his lips and looked at Li Sinian with some unfinished thoughts.

"That's not enough. Do you have more?"

As soon as Li Sinian saw the black line on his forehead, the fat man laughed and waved his hand over the teapot placed on the lounge chair.

"Stingy, I have it myself!"

After saying that, he started sucking fiercely at the spout of the teapot. The teapot was obviously not an ordinary thing. He sucked it in such a way that it did not dry up at all. It seemed that the tea inside was endless, and it continuously poured into the big fat man's mouth.

After a long time, the big fat man finally drank enough and burped after half a meal. Then he looked at Li Sinian with a satisfied look on his face.

"Old immortal, why are you in such a good mood to see me today? Could it be that you can't survive anymore and finally figured out how to join me?"

"Fart, I'm a well-rounded man with a sharp tongue, how can I not survive! I'm here to do business with you today, and I want to inquire about some things by the way!"

Upon hearing what Li Sinian said, the fat man immediately became interested and looked him up and down, with a teasing smile on his face.

"Hey, there's something you, Li Sinian, don't know about on this green beach. It's as if the mountains and the sky merge together, and the sun is rising in the west!"

Li Sinian ignored him with a dark face and winked at Li Chuyi next to him. Li Chuyi understood in his heart, and with a thought, he took out a piece of fur from his storage bag and handed it over.

It was a wolf skin, owned by the unique demon wolf on the grassland. This kind of demon wolf itself has the blood of demon beasts, and has been blessed by the spiritual energy of heaven and earth on this grassland. Over time, it has become a spirit. Not only is its body nearly twice the size of an ordinary person, it is also extremely ferocious. A monk in the foundation building stage. Moreover, wolves like to live in groups, and when they are in groups, they are not even willing to mess with some ordinary monks in the alchemy stage.

But for Li Chuyi and Li Sinian, no matter how powerful these wolves are, they can't make any waves. Li Chuyi, who was eager to earn travel expenses, followed Li Sinian along the way and actually hunted a lot of demon wolves. At this time, the total number of wolf skins in the storage bag was not one thousand but eight hundred. This time he came to this collection of songs. One of the purposes is to prepare to sell these wolf skins.

The wolf skin, which was three or four times taller than Li Chu's when spread out, was only slightly too big for this fat man who was nearly half taller than an average person. Taking the wolf skin and spreading it out with shaking hands, the big fat man glanced up and down a few times without saying anything, but turned to look at Li Chuyi underneath him.

The teenage Li Chu was not tall at all, and looked like a rag doll in front of this tall, fat man. At this moment, the two fat men, one big and one small, looked at each other, one raising his neck as hard as he could and the other straining. With his head lowered, the scene was very joyful.

After sizing up Li Chu for a long time, the big fat man's eyes flashed, and a trace of admiration appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Good guy, you have such cultivation at such a young age. Those bullshit geniuses in the past probably couldn't even raise their heads in front of you. Old immortal, is this your relative, or is this little baby your illegitimate child? "

The little fat man looked embarrassed, but Li Sinian was so frightened that he subconsciously glanced at the magic mirror hung on Li Chuyi's waist and hurriedly shook his head and waved his hands.

"Don't talk nonsense. This little friend is someone I've recently met, and his background is very extraordinary. Don't get me into trouble, and you'll get burned as well!"

The big fat man's heart moved when he heard this, his eyebrows slightly raised, and then he nodded at Li Chu with a kind face.

"Don't be surprised, fellow Taoist, I just have such a temper. I hope you don't take the joke I just said to heart."

Li Chuyi naturally didn't take it seriously. When he heard this, he also smiled slightly and said with a well-behaved face: "Don't worry, big fat man. We are all fat. Being fat means being generous. It's just a joke. There is nothing to be angry about."

Seeing that Li Chuyi was so cheerful and had a good personality, what he said really spoke to his heart, especially the sentence "We are all fat people", which made him feel elated and he suddenly felt good about her.

He laughed a few times and stretched out his big hand to pat Li Chuyi on the shoulder. Li Chuyi was prepared and trembled a few times.

"Haha, okay! It's been a long time since I've seen such a cheerful fellow Taoist! There are not many people in Green Beach who dare to call me Big Fatty. You are very nice. I like you very much! Let's get to know each other. I am Hao Hongwei. I am the oldest in my family. Fourth, outsiders call me Fourth Master, but I like you very much and your cultivation is not low, so just call me Fatty Hao!"

Let me go, what a fat guy? What a taste!

Li Chuyi curled his lips in his heart, but his face became even more well-behaved.

"Hello, my name is Li Chuyi. I am almost sixteen years old this year. Outsiders call me many things, such as young hero, little hero, little grandpa, and little cutie. But I also like you very much. You Call me Little Fatty, and I’ll call you Big Fatty!”

Hao Hongwei's expression became even weirder. The little fat man in front of him seemed to be well-behaved, but in fact he was extremely sinister. He was definitely a master who would not suffer any loss. But he didn't care, on the contrary, he was very angry with him, especially when he heard that he was only a teenager this year, the look he looked at him became even weirder.

The teenage Lian Shen has never been seen or heard of, and there are only a few records in history books. As long as such people don't die, they will basically become the most powerful person who dominates a party in the end. With huge potential and a very good temper, the big fat man suddenly became very fond of her and wanted to make friends.

He nodded with a smile, then reached out and patted Li Chuyi for a few staggers. The big fat man said happily: "Okay, from now on I will be the big fat man, you will be the little fat man, and we will be the two fat men of Green Beach!"

Green Beach double fat? What kind of name is this?

Li Chuyi was full of slander, but his face showed no emotion, instead he nodded with joy. Although he disagreed with the big fat man's taste, at least for now, the big fat man's temperament was still in line with his taste. Now that he was alone, the big fat man met Li Sinian again, so it might be possible to make friends with him.

The two fat men complimented each other back and forth, both of them were as shameless as a city wall. Under the flattery, the two of them suddenly felt good about each other, and it felt like they had met so late and had hardly heard each other. Li Sinian, who was next to him, had a twitching face, looking at the weird looks in the eyes of the people around him and wanting to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.

Knowing such two shameless fat men would bring him great luck!