Chapter 167 If you say it’s dark, then it’s dark.
The other brothers who noticed something was wrong were also distracted by his sudden voice. They all recovered and laughed, "Yes, yes, Ding Mao is right. If Daniel retires one day, Now, maybe I can become a Kung Fu superstar, look at how beautiful my painful frown is, it’s so vivid, the veins are popping, it’s absolutely amazing.”
Ding Mao waved the flag and shouted, "Brother Niu, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, look, the ancient medicine girl is kicking her, and you should cooperate and fly backwards. This dynamic picture will definitely become a film and television classic."
Other brothers: "Hahahaha. Maozi, you really got it right. Daniu flew backwards like a bear so neatly. Even the huge collision sound when it hit the ground was completely controlled by him. Tsk tsk. , it really hurts to hear the sound.”
Ding Mao chuckled, "Yes, yes, let's just say that Brother Daniu is a good actor and a dedicated person."
Phew, God damn dedicated!
Cao Jiajia, who was familiar with the truth, looked over and scanned Ding Mao's smiling face. She felt extremely sad in her heart. She was stunned at how the young man turned black just by saying he turned black.
Da Niu, who was beaten so hard on the stage, could still hear Ding Mao's sinister voice. He gritted his teeth. What a good boy, he was trying to trick this kid.
Feeling secretly resentful in his heart, another fist hit him in front of him. Seeing that he was about to receive the next critical blow, Daniel quickly put his hands on his head and raised the white flag and shouted loudly, "I surrender, I surrender, I surrender."
The fist that was only three centimeters away from the tip of his nose paused in an instant. The remaining wind from the punch made Daniel's rough-skinned face feel cold. He burst into tears. If the fist really hit hard, his handsome and straight nose would definitely not be able to bear it. Living crookedly.
Fortunately, although his name is Daniel, he is not a bully-tempered person who doesn't know how to adapt. He also knows how to retreat when faced with difficulties and call it quits immediately. Otherwise, it will be difficult to find a wife if his appearance is disfigured.
He is not Ding Mao's stupid young boy who has not yet reached the age of paying single tax. He is now a man in his thirties. Every time the salary changes hands and the single tax is paid, the salary in the account is left. Four out of five.
He felt sad. It would be nice to have this money to support his wife.
Therefore, he must keep his handsome face. According to several brothers who are already married to each other and have children, their wives first fell in love with them because of their faces, and only then did they develop further relationships.
He also concluded that among the brothers, it was true that the good-looking ones got their wives first, while the bad-looking ones, like Lao Wang next door, there are more than 100 people who are still single and pay the single tax every year. , I estimate it’s almost hundreds of thousands more.
Da Niu touched his handsome face with lingering fear, and then solemnly said to the ancient medical girl in front of him, "Thank you for your advice" in shame.
Alas, it’s true that there are people outside the world and there is a god outside the world. It was because he was blind before!
Bai Qianchun raised her eyebrows, retracted her hand, stood there and asked quietly, "Do you need treatment?"
After saying this, Daniel's stomach, ribs, arms, and calves, which he hadn't noticed at first, felt a dull pain, and his whole body ensured that his face that flirted with his wife was still intact.
He grinned and raised the corners of his lips, smiling awkwardly, "No, no need, I'll just go back to the bubble healing cabin."
Then he held his stomach and limped toward the audience with Bai Qianchun's shout of "Next" in the background.
The brothers all grinned and gave him a thumbs up, "Damn, awesome, this martial arts scene was performed so well."
"Yes, yes, especially the micro-expression that your muscles were trembling when you were hit on your arm just now. This move is so exquisite. I almost thought you were really hurt. But then I thought about it, this ancient medicine girl That delicate and soft little fist is not even half as big as your hand, how is that possible? If it is true, then you are too naive, hahaha."
Daniel: The fist is hard.
He finally understood Ding Mao's unspeakable resentment just now.
Can he say that such a big head of his is really crushed by that delicate and soft little pink fist?
No, if people don't believe it if he loses face like this, he will be humiliating himself by saying it.
Since no one understands his suffering, then let’s all sink together!
A dark smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he also looked for the big brother in front of him who laughed the loudest, showed his white teeth and said innocently, "Stepbrother, I think among all the brothers, you are the one who likes acting the most. , last time I stayed in the lounge to watch you imitate a big star in the video and learn to sing. I think you are an acting superstar who was delayed by being a soldier. How about you come and do it this time for everyone to watch? Look at your heroic appearance, such a great stage is right in front of you, you must not miss it."
The eyes of the sturdy man who was called stepbrother suddenly lit up, and his honest face was full of surprise and he said, "Daniu, do you really think I have this talent?"
Daniel closed his eyes and boasted, "Yes, you are the most talented person I have ever seen."
Anyway, as long as you get on stage, no matter how fake your acting skills are, they can become real.
Ding Mao glanced at him and chuckled in his heart, Brother Daniu was also in trouble. Then he watched the show happily and added fuel to the flames, "Yes, I agree with Brother Daniu. Stepbrother can come on stage and perform for us."
The other brothers who had become excited were also full of joy. They completely forgot about the fact that the arena was a serious fighting arena and started cheering, "Yes, yes, yes, it's rare to encounter such a good opportunity. Come on, step brother." Don't be shy, act boldly, brothers support you."
The step-brother stood up, a hunky-backed man. He couldn't suppress the cheerful smile on his face. He grinned and said emotionally to the big guys, "Then step-brother, I will play one for everyone. Thank you, thank you brothers for supporting me."
He hugged his fists at the guys around him and walked toward the ring with passion. As he walked, he was still thinking about what posture he would use to be kicked out and be more handsome and more realistic than that guy Daniel?
Does he have to bend a little wider when holding his stomach so that the brothers can see his real and unpretentious acting skills?
But soon he didn't care about acting at all, because the fist in front of him seemed soft and slow, like playing house, but it was powerful, and the wind caused by the fist rubbed the side of his face in pain.
Lao Ji made a quick decision, gritted his teeth, and swung out a fist as big as a giant sandbag, clashing head-on with the little fist.
But when they actually faced each other, Lao Ji only felt his five fingers squeaking and whining.
"Hiss--" His rough face was distorted, and almost even his eyebrows were using his life to interpret what a painful wail was.
He roared in his heart, secretly scolding Ding Mao and Daniu for those two cheaters. Why the hell do they need any acting skills? This is obviously the real reality. Damn it, they were deceived by those two brats. Ouch——
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