Chapter 249 How can I merge with the clown?

Chapter 249 How can I merge with the clown?

"Oh, Bat... My Bat. You haven't come to see me for a long time. You're so cold."

The Batcave is not a single-story building. Perhaps no one except Batman knows how many layers of secret rooms it really has.

Going down the steps of the Batcave, crossing several portals that need to be authenticated and hidden secret passages, we can reach the bottom of the cave-the cell where the Joker is imprisoned.

At this moment, Chen Tao appeared here. He hasn't visited here for a long time, and even the food is provided by robots.

For him, there is no obligation to feed the Joker well, just to keep him from starving to death.

"Don't pretend that you have been fighting me for so many years, Joker No. 33, code name: Martial Artist."

He slowly walked to the transparent cage. The Joker was tied up by countless chains, tied like a zongzi. Chen Tao's face covered by the mask could not show his emotions.

"You are just a defective product, a pathetic substitute used to maintain the myth of the real clown when he can't fight me." Chen Tao said: "But we all know what's going on. It's nothing more than an antelope relay race." Antelope relay race means that two antelopes that look the same disguise themselves as the same one in front of the hunter, and then relay race with the hunter. When one gets tired, it hides behind a rock, and then another one pretends to be the previous one, creating a visual effect that the antelope seems to have infinite physical strength. "Antelope relay? No... no no no, Bat, you are completely wrong." But he heard the clown in front of him sneer. "Don't you understand? A clown is a clown. There is no such thing as a replica or a real body. Every clown is a clown. We are a whole. A whole, understand?" He spoke a little confusingly: "Every clown is a part of a clown." Chen Tao pursed his lips. These have nothing to do with him. He is not here to compete with the martial artist clown in front of him for the status relationship between clowns. He has more important things to do. Clown? The Joker is outdated. In the face of Darkseid or any other multiverse crisis, it is obvious that the Joker is not as important as them.

To be honest, this is not that he wants to deliberately anger the Joker. The important thing is that the fact is that he has forgotten the Joker.

If it weren't for the Jokerman's loading requirement of "a clown", he would not look at the Joker again, and would not even contact him again, unless one day he needed to use the Joker's thinking to disgust the opponent like Brainiac did.

He pressed the button on the transparent cage, and then the door opened. He walked in front of the Joker and looked up and down at the iron chain on his body.

He had loaded a car (Batmobile, F-class) and a living dinosaur (Batosaurus, E-class) before, but he had never loaded a living person.

This is totally unreasonable! Is he going to merge with the Joker like he merged with the car dinosaur?

What on earth is the Alfred Protocol doing?

Chen Tao couldn't help but think of a scene: he was wearing a combat suit in the style of Dragon Ball, then he bent his waist 90 degrees, intersected his index fingers with the Joker who made the same move, and then shouted "fusion", and then just like Gotenks in Dragon Ball, he merged into the Laughing Bat in a dynamic light effect.

"..."

This is too ridiculous.

Although he thought so in his heart, he still put his hand on the Joker's shoulder.

...

?

Alfred Protocol had no reaction. If it was normal, he should have said something like "Dear Batman No. 52, you have found a Joker".

But now the other party is like dead.

This made Chen Tao breathe a sigh of relief. He was very entangled when he came here before. After all, the Joker is not the dinosaurs and cars he had loaded before. Even if the other party is crazy and perverted, he is at least a living person!

If he loaded the other party without hesitation like before, and let the other party melt into his body like wax solution, what would that be, a cannibalistic Dr. Hannibal Batman version?

The joke that I said to Red Hood before, that I would eat people, came true?

Even the Laughing Bat can't do such a heavy thing.

Now it is obvious that he made a mistake in the loading method, which avoided the ethical and moral problems, and he doesn't have to worry about it now.

However, how to load the Joker has become a problem. He also planned to load the Joker before going to Atlantis.

Among the countless Batmen he has synchronized so far, the Joker is undoubtedly a strange existence.

Not only because he is the only synchronization object related to the Joker, but also because of the bug that the Alfred Protocol repeatedly "error, error, Laughing Bat, error--" when synchronizing, just to say the most important problem.

The Joker-is not the Batman of the parallel universe at all! ! !

The Joker is the kind version of the Joker from Earth 3. The Joker from that world fell into the chemical raw materials but did not become evil. Instead, he continued to uphold justice and fought against the evil version of the Justice League Crime Syndicate in that world.

Logically speaking, if Chen Tao wanted to synchronize with the Batman of that parallel universe, the object of synchronization should obviously be the evil version of Batman [Night Owl], not the Joker.

Alfred Protocol often gets confused when dealing with things related to the Joker. He has gotten used to it after two times, but it is different now. He needs to load the Joker, and he urgently needs Alfred Protocol to give a clear loading method, rather than an abstract description like "find a clown".

Now he has found the Joker, but he still can't load it. Is he stuck?

Alfred Protocol is not a question-and-answer robot that is smart enough to easily respond to Chen Tao's doubts in real time. It is impossible to answer him, so the situation suddenly fell into a deadlock, so...

So why not ask the magical sea... Well, he naturally has other ways.

"Goodbye."

He said to the Joker.

"Bat, are you leaving now? Sit for a while!"

Chen Tao walked away expressionlessly.

"Hey, Bat! You can't just leave like this!"

He stretched out his hand, and the transparent cage closed again.

"The Joker will come back! I will come back! Don't think of abandoning me like this - you know, Batman's biggest enemy is the Joker!"

Ignoring the other party's shouting, Chen Taocheng took the elevator and slowly rose into the cave.

He walked to the Batcomputer.

Soon, the silver-white particles began to stir, and Chen Tao's appearance changed into that of the Batman.

He took out Shazam's magic book.

"Where is the place where I can install the Joker?" (Where is the place where I can install the Joker?)

That's right, problems that science can't explain can be directly handed over to magic. He wanted to see where the divination magic would lead him.

The divination that combines Shazam's magic and irony magic will at least not deviate too much in accuracy.

"Hmm...?"

Chen Tao lowered his head and frowned.

"How does installing the Joker have to do with this place again?"

He stood up.

On Shazam's magic book, there were a few big words written:

Eternal Cellar.

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I am... Superboy Prime.

I was born in the Origin Universe.

That was an era extremely far away from now, which is often said in many stories as "a long, long time ago".

At that time, the timeline had not been restarted as many times as it is now. It was a golden age with many heroes and a flourishing and glorious life.

I was raised by my adoptive parents Naomi Kent and Jerry.

In the universe I live in, heroes are just characters in comics, and I was an ordinary person before I was 15 years old... doing nothing.

But when I was 15 years old, [Infinite Earth Crisis] happened.

An unprecedentedly powerful villain [Anti-Monitor] relied on the anti-life equation he mastered to devour one positive matter universe after another until only 5 positive matter universes were left.

And the anti-monitor's opposite [Monitor] recruited heroes and villains from the last 5 universes to fight a decisive battle with [Anti-Monitor].

It was at that time that the old Superman from Earth 2 accidentally traveled to the original universe where I existed, and the Halley's Comet that passed through the sky also triggered my power and gave me the ability of Superman.

The old Superman invited me, and at that time... I was full of energy and spirits after suddenly getting power, and I readily agreed to go with the old Superman to save the universe.

However...

Just after I left, the Anti-Monitor devoured my original universe, and my parents and girlfriend all died...

I lost everything. But [Crisis on Infinite Earths] is over.

I saved everything, right? Even though the price was that countless universes merged into one, and I could only survive in [Heaven Latitude] and could not come to the new universe...

But I saved the world, I am a hero!

But what?

What did that new world give me in return? !

Look, Robin was beaten to death by the Joker (Family Death Incident), Green Lantern Hal Jordan was bewitched by the Parallax Monster and almost destroyed the world (Emerald Twilight Incident), Wonder Woman hanged criminals in front of the whole world...

Zero Hour...Identity Crisis...One tragedy after another!

I thought...I thought that we sacrificed so much and would create a paradise for everyone to live and work in peace, but this new universe is simply hell!

Those new world heroes are greedy and evil, suspicious of each other, wary of each other, their morals are low, and they start to do evil easily. They clearly have such a beautiful new world, a new world created by countless sacrifices - but they don't know how to cherish it!

Why can I only curl up in the heaven dimension and silently bear the pain of losing my family? They don't deserve to be heroes at all!

I saved the wrong world. The universe in front of me should be erased, not saved.

Little Lex Luthor, who fell into the heaven dimension with me, prepared a plan with me...

I tried to restore the multiverse so that everyone can live in a perfect life like in the past.

But those garbage who don't deserve to be called heroes united.

They actually besieged me! I just want to do something good! I want to restore the prosperity and peace of the past universe! As long as the multiverse is restored, we can return to the golden age-

(Note: In the era of Superboy Prime, all heroes were morally noble, good people were good people, and there was no more complex character core. Therefore, he was in contact with heroes with high morals, and could not tolerate the character flaws of the heroes in the new world after the world was restarted.)

In that era, every hero was a moral role model!

But those trash who were not worthy of being called heroes regarded me as a bad guy, rushed up to besiege me, and I didn't stop and killed one of them, becoming a murderer, a villain!

It was all the stupid heroes in this world who forced me!

I was extremely disappointed with this world, and I went on a killing spree.

They didn't understand at all that as long as I destroyed the planet Oa and caused a cosmic explosion to destroy the universe, I could restart the universe again and create a new world! A perfect world!

My former mentor, Superman, also stood on the opposite side of me. He knew that this world was so evil and dark, and that our past sacrifices had become meaningless! The golden age will never come back, but Superman still believes in those idiots! ! !

I beat him to death. But it didn't change my final defeat.

I was trapped in a cage... As a monster, I was trapped on the Origin Wall until now. This is the edge of the universe. Unless someone helps me, even I can't break free.

But it's impossible. No one is willing to release me.

A few days ago, a little maggot called Meditation Mite visited my cell, but the damn bastard would rather release those weak chickens that I could crush to death with one hand than look me in the eye.

I'm afraid I still have to stay in this dark corner...

Huh?

The Prime Little Superman in the cage raised his head. At this time, half of his body was stuck on the Origin Wall. He could only use his head to see who was coming.

A small iron door condensed in the void in front of him. Behind the iron door was the Eternal Cellar: a transit station that could lead to unknown places in countless universes. The previous Meditation Mite also passed through the Origin Wall that imprisoned him from that position.

"Batman?"

The other person was dressed strangely, wearing a wizard's cape, but Superboy Prime could still recognize him.

Seeing a living person again made him excited. Although he knew that the other person would not release him, it did not stop him from yelling at the other person:

"Let me go! Let me go! You hateful, stupid--"

"Shh! Be patient."

However, Batman did not ignore him like the meditation mite before.

He saw Batman turned his head and said to him in a good voice: "It's not time to release you yet. Wait a little longer, Superboy Prime, I promise you will be free one day, but can you be a little quiet now? I have other things to do. Let's talk about releasing you after I finish my work."

"......?"

The other person was so serious that Superboy Prime was stunned for a moment.

But Batman ignored him. Through the door connected to the eternal cellar, Superboy Prime saw the other person standing by a wall and muttering.

"The door is open... The door is open! I understand. The Eternal Vault can connect to the cages of those terrifying monsters in the multiverse, and can also be used as a transit station to reach other places..."

"As long as the right magic is cast..."

"Found it!"

Then Superboy Prime watched Batman lift his foot and walk directly into a door that appeared on the wall.

Haha, this is also a pit that has been buried for a long time. When I was writing the Joker, many readers asked: Hey, this is not Batman at all, why did such a guy appear among a bunch of Batmen?

In fact, everyone should also realize it. Now, except for the first volume, the protagonist is synchronizing a nightmare Batman of the Dark Knights in each volume. After all, one volume will be synchronized to the head of the Laughing Bat.