Chapter 1,088 Then you are miserable

Chapter 1,088 Then you are miserable

"This is the head of the Wang family..."

"This is the president of Jinyi Chamber of Commerce..."

"This is the eldest elder of the Gu family and the uncle of the head of the Gu family. Come, come and get to know him."

"Haha, nephew Yue Xian, I didn't expect you to personally... On the first day of the first year of junior high school, come and meet your uncle Yue, he is..."

Following Mu Fangli, Li Chuyi's face almost froze with laughter.

This was just a circle around the chairman on the top of the mountain. If he had to meet the people at the bottom of the mountain, he doubted that he would laugh until his face collapsed.

Everyone who saw him was extremely curious. They mixed in with compliments and asked questions, and tried to trick him in various ways. Li Chu had always been bored by this kind of ritualized meeting, and now he was being tested one after another by these old foxes. Unfortunately, he couldn't get angry and could only keep smiling, and he couldn't get any energy in his heart.

Forget it, Mu Fangli's matchmaking made him even more uncomfortable.

Every time he met the blind female family member, she pushed him forward, patted his back hard with her big hand and laughed: "Girl, I haven't seen you for so many years and you have grown into a big girl. It's great! Here, this is my grandson. You are all young people, stay close to each other!”

Li Chuyi wanted to die.

Old man, why don’t you just set up a bed?

To be honest, those young ladies are very eye-catching and have different temperaments and demeanor, but at a glance you can see the cultivation and charm of their background. If it were normal times, he might have looked at it a few more times, and maybe even asked the wretched Li Si Nian Cat to comment on it in the corner. But now that it is being put on the shelves like it is being promoted, the little fat man feels that there is nothing wrong with him. .

Thinking of the Taoist priest's words and deeds, he simply kept his face calm and glanced at you regardless of whether you were fat, thin, beautiful or ugly. He maintained a distant but polite smile on his face. After nodding lightly in greeting, he no longer cared, without any unnecessary lingering.

Taoist priests say that this is called playing hard to get, which makes one's eyes look high. It is especially lethal to women with a strong sense of pride, because it is often easier for a woman with that kind of character to offend her than to please her, and it is easier to leave an impression on her. further possibilities.

But Li Chuyi didn't want to capture him, he just wanted to indulge him. If the old man is unkind, then don't blame him for being unjust. After giving him a cold face, he won't believe that Old Man Mu has the nerve to continue pushing forward.

It's a pity that he underestimated how tough Mu Fangli's old face was. How could old man Mu not see his little thoughts after living all his life? He didn't feel proud of his disobedience when he saw it. He even secretly praised Li Chuyi for being worthy of being the leader. His grandson had a high vision and could not be looked down upon by vulgar fans. He was so angry that the little fat man grinded his teeth and even made a "gurgling" sound in his smile.

"Are you eating melon seeds?"

A pleasant voice startled Li Chuyi out of his thoughts, and when he took a closer look, he saw a clear little beauty standing in front of him with her hands behind her back.

Looking at his rattling mouth and then looking down at the table, the little beauty's pretty face was full of suspicion: "No melon seeds, what are you eating? Why is your voice so crispy?"

Secretly rolling his eyes, the little fat man almost lost his breath. He really wanted to slap the table hard and yell, "How funny is that?"

If you look closely, you will see that the girl's birth is really good, not as good as Shen Dieyi and Yu Yao, but not bad compared to Hao Youxiao. It's a pity that people are beautiful and have stupid brains. No matter how good they are, it will affect their bloodline in the future.

When he glanced around and saw that no one was paying attention, the little fat man who had been bored for a long time suddenly became playful. He rolled his eyes and made up a lie. Just as he was about to tease this little silly girl, a big hand suddenly pressed on the top of his head. .

"Haha, Yue'er, why are you standing here? I, a brat like me, didn't bully you, right? If I did, tell grandpa that I will make the decision for you!"

Li Chuyi almost choked to death, but he was even more shocked.

After walking around before, Old Man Mu had never seen anyone so familiar with him. Even if he talked to someone, it was just a courtesy. Why did this girl act like one of his own when he got here?

The little beauty named Yue'er first gave her a blessing in a sensible manner, and then said with a smile: "Hehe, hello, Grandpa Mu! I thought it was too stuffy over there, so I came over to get some fresh air, and then I saw him. It turns out he is Is he your grandson?"

After saying that, he looked at it carefully and said seriously: "Why doesn't it look like it!"

"I...!"

The word "where is the sword" was pushed back by Mu Fangli so hard that he almost pushed the little fat man into the ground.

After laughing a few times, Old Man Mu nodded the little girl's forehead lovingly: "You are the only one who can speak. Wait and see if I don't complain to your grandfather!"

"No, Grandpa Mu is much better than my own grandfather, so you won't sue me!"

After saying that, the little girl coquettishly hugged Mu Fangli's arm and shook it violently, which made the little fat man's eyes go straight.

Hasn't Old Man Mu been closed for hundreds of years? What's going on?

Is the old iron tree blooming?

Mu Fangli didn't know his dirty thoughts, otherwise the recognition banquet might have turned into a funeral.

Pulling the little girl over, the old man pointed at her and said to Li Chuyi: "Her name is Nalan Mingyue. She is the youngest granddaughter of the head of the Nalan family, Nalan Xiong, and the one he loves the most. His grandfather and I are old friends. , when this girl was born, she was brought to my secluded place to show off to me. It almost made me angry! It’s a pity that this girl is not as good as God. This girl is closer to me than her own grandfather. In my heart, she is my own granddaughter. Same, you can’t bully him!”

Secretly giving a middle finger, Li Chu didn't even bother to look at Old Mu.

He didn't even fart from just now to now. This old man came over and said that Nalan Mingyue was bullied by him. Where could he go to reason?

He simply nodded with a smile, turned away and didn't bother to pay attention.

He didn't want to get involved, but Nalan Mingyue didn't want to let him go. She followed Li Chuyi just now after seeing him hiding. She said a few words deliberately to flatter him, and the reason was because of Li Chuyi's previous perfunctory behavior.

Just now, Li Chuyi laughed all over the audience. He thought he performed well, but in fact he really annoyed a lot of girls.

Originally, this was nothing. The so-called matchmaking was just a common etiquette in this kind of situation. No one would take it seriously. Everyone just laughed and laughed along with the elders' words. Unfortunately, the little fat man was a big vulgar person. This kind of thing He has never seen etiquette and has no one to teach him about etiquette. He is afraid that people will have "wrong thoughts" about him and he won't even look at them. How can he not annoy others?

Because of his status, no one dared to get angry in front of him, but complaints behind his back were inevitable. It happened that one of Nalan Mingyue's best friends had also been "perfunctory" and came to see her for a few words to get annoyed in private. However, Nalan Mingyue, who was equally bored, took it to heart and wanted to avenge her.

Others are afraid of the Mu family, but she is not. The old head of the Mu family, Mu Fangli, treated her better than his own granddaughter. Even if she annoyed Li Chuyi, Mu Fangli would never be angry with her. At most, she would just laugh and curse a few words.

Unfortunately, Mu Fangli came over just after the start, and Nalan Mingyue felt full of regret. Now seeing Li Chuyi's irritating look of not bothering to talk to her, she suddenly became angry and grabbed Mu Fangli's arm.

"Grandpa Mu, he bullied me, you have to make the decision for me!"

To be honest, Li Chuyi really wanted to draw his sword.

Who is this?

This is a bitch!

What's even more annoying is that Old Mu's eyes widened and he was ready to help. The little fat man was furious, raised his hand to stop Old Mu, and stared at Nalan Mingyue with slightly narrowed eyes.

"Tell me, why did I bully you?"

"You're just bullying me! You just said...said...oh, such ugly and embarrassing words, how could you have the nerve to let me say them!"

At the end of the story, Nalan Mingyue's pretty face turned red, and she stamped her feet in embarrassment, looking like she couldn't go on.

The conversation around them has gradually quieted down. It's so lively here, and there are still so many people involved, so how can they bother to chat. Seeing Nalan Mingyue's face at this time, those who didn't know were secretly suspicious, guessing whether it was Li Chuyi and Meng Lang. Those who knew her temper showed an interesting smile, secretly thinking that the little granddaughter of Nalan's family was going to start playing tricks again. .

What they were even more curious about was how Li Chuyi, the upstart Li Chuyi, the grandson of the old family leader Mu, would react.

Feeling the gazes around him, Li Chuyi snorted in his heart, secretly thinking that it is human nature to watch the excitement without taking it too seriously, and it has nothing to do with wealth or poverty.

As for Nalan Ruyue, he could see that he was a lawless master based on his background. From this point of view, he was quite similar to him. It's a pity that compared to him, this girl is not very smart. She doesn't know that there are some people who shouldn't be messed with, and she doesn't know what it means to be a bitch.

As soon as his body collapsed, his polite smile disappeared. The little fat man put on his lazy smile again and nodded with a tired look.

"You're embarrassed to say, it's okay. I'll tell you for you. I actually didn't say anything else. I just read two lines of poetry that everyone knows, one is 'Moonlight is bright in front of the bed' and the other is 'It feels so good when wet.' , just these two sentences. I am from the countryside, so my pronunciation may not be standard, but even a three-year-old child knows this kind of poem. You should know what I want to express after I say it. I am praising you for your name. Bai, but you said what I said was embarrassing, and I don’t understand it now. I want to ask Miss Nalan, what’s wrong with these two sentences?”

The word "girl" was bitten very hard, and the two lines of the poem were obviously out of tune. There were many pretty people present, who suddenly burst out laughing.

Nalan Mingyue's face turned really red this time, and she stared at Li Chu for a long time without saying a word.

In all her life, she has never seen such a shameless person.

How could he, how dare he, how could he have the nerve to say these words? !

The most irritating thing was that she had obviously twisted a good poem into a pornographic poem, but she couldn't fault it. If the first sentence can be shamelessly criticized, the second sentence is a fatal weakness.

She was sure that as long as she dared to make an accusation, the shameless fat man would definitely ask a few questions with a confused look, "How do you explain Yishi?" "What's wrong with your butt?" Every family’s face is no longer wanted.

After staring for a long time, Nalan Mingyue finally couldn't resist the innocent eyes of a real bitch, and scolded angrily: "You are referring to Sang and Huai!"

"I didn't!" The little fat man laughed heartily and continued to look innocent on his face.

"You have it!" Nalan Mingyue was unable to say anything, so she could only grit her teeth and continue.

"Oh, that's it, then you'll be miserable."

Li Chuyi looked at her with regret.

"According to your statement, 'The bright moon rises from the sea', your father's name is Nalan Haihai, right? 'When does the bright moon come?', Shen Monkey and Youji, were you born in the You hour, right? 'The bright moon rises from Tianshan', you were born in Shiwanda Mountain "We should shed tears when we look at the bright moon together." Those who delivered your babies were frightened by you, right? "You can't reach the bright moon." You have no friends at all. "The bright moon shines brightly on my bed." , Tsk, tsk, I was so depressed that I learned to peek, it’s so exciting!”

"you shut up!!"

Nalan Mingyue was so angry that she raised her palm and hit him. He knew at a glance that the other party was not as good as him. The little fat man sneered and pushed forward with his palms, vowing to teach this girl a profound lesson.

Mu Fangli's face sank, and he was about to stop him when his peripheral vision flashed and he stopped. A man in a Chinese robe got in the middle first and reached out to grab Nalan Mingyue's wrist. He was about to grab Li Chuyi with the other hand, but the little fat man turned his palm over and ran away. He slapped him with his backhand. Come on.

"How brave!"

The man gave a soft praise, and when it was time to catch him, he slapped him, and he met Li Chuyi's fleshy palms.

A muffled sound came out, and just as the aftermath was about to spread, Mu Fangli stopped him. On the other hand, Li Chuyi's face turned red and he took three steps back. The man did not move, but his face showed surprise.

"Ascension?"

Li Chuyi's heart trembled. He knew that the other party had reserved his hand, so he didn't attack again.

"Who are you?"

The man smiled slightly when he heard this, grabbed the reluctant Nalan Mingyue and said with a smile: "I am her father, but my name is not Nalan Haihai, my name is Nalan Guangcheng."

After saying that, he bowed respectfully to Mu Fangli and Nalan Guangcheng said apologetically: "Guangcheng has met Uncle Shi! My little girl is naughty and has caused trouble to Uncle Shi again. Guangcheng is very scared and hopes that Uncle Shi will not blame her!"

Mu Fangli laughed loudly, waved his hands and said, "What trouble is this? Young people are just busy themselves. You came just in time, just in time for you to see my great grandson. How about it? Is it okay?"

Nodding, Nalan Guangcheng said with deep approval: "Very good!"

"What is very good, how can you praise someone so much? Be careful of spoiling him with your beauty!"

Having said that, Mu Fangli's old face had already burst into laughter. He saw the slap just now. Although Nalan Guangcheng retained his strength, due to the gap between their realms, Li Chuyi only took three steps back when facing the palm, which was enough to make his old face look bright.

Just look at the looks around him. They were slowly filled with shock and envy. Mu Fangli felt extremely comfortable.

Li Chuyi was too lazy to compliment each other with them, and Nalan Guangcheng's several attempts at talking to him were met with perfunctory responses. Nalan Mingyue was furious but was stared at by her father fiercely. She wanted to give the little fat man a vicious look, but he didn't even look at her. Not to mention how depressed she felt.

After finally exchanging compliments, Mu Fangli finally led Li Chuyi to the main table.

Old Man Mu was also worried. He could see that Li Chuyi had reached the limit of his patience. If he continued to stroll around and breastfeed, he might know that the fat man was going to cause some trouble.

The main table is large, with many seats, and those present are all well-known elders of the Mu family, who can knock over a group of people just by stamping their feet outside.

Seeing Li Chuyi coming over, no one in the group of clan elders moved, but they were all secretly concerned. They all saw the slap between Li Chuyi and Nalan Guangcheng just now, and they had different opinions, but most of them were happy. After all, Li Chuyi had gained face for the Mu family.

No wonder Mu Fangli wanted to take him into the Mu family regardless of the cost. Apart from the blood factor, this child is really a good prospect.

Many clan elders who originally disagreed couldn't help but feel a little moved. They thought that as long as the child had rules and etiquette and could set his heart on the Mu family, it would not be unacceptable to accept him.