Chapter 313: The Battle to Defend My Brother
[When the Dongchuang incident happened, Madara unilaterally announced his breakup with Hashirama in order to avoid a fight between the two parties. 】
[Because it was too painful, on the day he lost his love, Madara opened his Sharingan. 】
Hashirama looked at Madara with a complicated expression, his mouth opening and closing to speak but stopping.
Madara became angry when he saw Hashirama looking so bad, and shouted loudly: "Look at what I am doing, look at the light screen!"
"Just watch, why are you so fierce?"
Hashirama muttered in a low voice, looking very much like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
[Madara’s old father was so happy to see his son open his eyes, and he decided to forget about the matter between him and Hashirama. 】
[However, he still said to Madara in a serious tone: Baby, there is Senju on the opposite side. If you get too close, you will lose your brother. 】
[With the advice of his old father, Madara gradually led the Uchiha, but his opponent was still the Senju who had long-standing grudges. 】
[While the two tribes were also accumulating deep hatred, they helped each other achieve the prestige of the tribe. 】
[At this time, Madara can only see his first love on the battlefield. 】
"Pa"
The armrests of the Mudun chair did not escape Madara's clutches and were easily crushed by him.
Fortunately, Madara also knew that there was nothing he could do about the light screen. He could only grit his teeth and look at the light screen, hoping to see some flaw.
Compared to Madara's anger, Izuna on the side found it very interesting.
In the past, he couldn't understand the friendship between his eldest brother and Hashirama.
Now that he had broken away from the confines of his family and looked at the relationship between the two people again, he found it quite interesting.
And the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Light Screen's teasing was appropriate.
His eldest brother Madara and Hashirama's relationship is similar to that of a pair of lovers, isn't it?
Madara is the woman who is responsible for making unreasonable troubles, and Hashirama is the honest and kind-hearted man.
If it weren't for his identity and attitude that naturally stood with Madara, he would have wanted to cheer loudly for the lovers.
It’s so awesome.
Inexplicably, Quan Nai looked at a certain Bai Mao whom he hated.
I found that the white-haired one was also looking at it with gusto, and didn't look angry at all because of the light screen's teasing.
Perhaps because he felt someone's gaze, Tobirama also looked at Izuna inexplicably.
The two looked at each other, showing a strange smile at the same time, and then curled their lips at the same time, turned their heads to avoid looking at each other, and looked at the light screen again.
Tobirama, Izuna: I actually have the same idea as him. It’s really unlucky. X2
[One day, Madara made an appointment with Hashirama, the gangster leader across from him. 】
[In this battle, Hashirama’s younger brother Tobirama killed Uchiha Izuna. 】
Quan Na snorted in displeasure.
[After years of fighting, Madara finally lost his only remaining brother. 】
[Madara is in grief, his hatred for the Senju clan is like a roller coaster, breaking through the sky. 】
[When leaving, Madara Chong Hashirama left a message: When we meet again, An can tell whether I am male or female, so we can fight again next time. 】
[In this round, most of the Uchiha tribe surrendered and were captured. 】
[After Izuna passed away, she left her Sharingan and transplanted it to Madara. 】
[After Madara tearfully inherited, he opened the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, and his strength skyrocketed. 】
[One sentence, Hashirama, I will cut off your brother, gather the remaining troops to fight. 】
[Hashirama’s declaration of war against Madara immediately started a battle to defend his younger brother. 】
[In this battle, Madara found out that he was just a facade. Hashirama, this kid, was ruined. He spent 100 million gold and krypton. With one move, the flower tree world came, and the new Gundam Susanoo that Madara had just obtained was smoked. Vomited. 】
[Madara did not believe in evil and activated the full Susan Gundam to shock the entire audience. As a result, Hashirama took out a wooden figure with his backhand to fight and gave him a heavy beating. 】
[After Madara woke up, he found that he was already lying on the ground. 】
[Madara, who is hopeless in life, asks Hashirama to kill him and make another date in the next life. 】
[Hashirama missed his old love and proposed on the spot. 】
"Go to NMD to propose."
Madara, who had endured it for a long time, finally couldn't hold it back anymore. He lifted up the wooden escape chair and smashed it against the light screen.
Of course he knew it was useless.
But knowing is one thing, doing it or not is another.
He wants to express his attitude.
There was absolutely no way he had anything to do with Hashirama.
He is a straight man, and he never considers being gay or anything like that.
Furthermore, even if he really wanted to be gay, given his character, it would still be on the male side, why would it be on the female side?
It is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world.
"Madara, you are good at everything, but your personality is too irritable. If you look at me, I won't be angry. I even find it quite funny."
It was okay if Hashirama didn't speak, but when he spoke it seemed to add fuel to the fire.
"If the light screen refers to you as a woman, I wonder if you will be angry."
"What, this is such a good thing?"
spot:? ? ?
"No. Ahem."
Hashirama reacted quickly and hurriedly explained: "As you know, Tobirama and I lost our mothers when we were young. It was our father who raised us with shit and urine. Tobirama and I"
"Brother, if you don't know how to speak, don't say anything. What do you mean by feeding someone with shit and urine? That's called pulling. Anyway, I never ate shit when I was a child."
".Brother, don't worry about these details."
Hashirama comforted Tobirama a little, and then said: "In short, Tobirama and I lost our mother when we were young, which made Tobirama have the awkward personality he has now. As an elder brother, I saw it and was anxious in my heart.
As the saying goes, the eldest brother is the father and the eldest sister is the mother. I have always been thinking, if I were a woman, would it be helpful to Tobirama's growth. "
"Ah, so that's it."
"Hashirama-sama is really worried about Tobirama-sama."
"As expected of Hashirama-sama, your thoughts are delicate."
As soon as Hashirama finished speaking, everyone present, except for the two Uchiha brothers, Tobirama and Mito, all said, "Ah, yes, yes, Hashirama-sama, you are right, we all Believed.
But only they themselves know what they think in their hearts.
"Huh Fortunately, I was smart and managed to fool him."
At this time, Hashirama was happy with his wit. Before he was happy for a long time, Mito on his right said something.
"Haha, you want to be a woman, right? Then I'll make it happen for you."
Mito's words as cold as ice made Hashirama instantly tremble.
"Tobirama, did you hear that? Your elder brother wants you to experience what maternal love is, and you have to arrange for a female clone."
Hearing this, Tobirama immediately understood. He looked at Hashirama with a smile but said, "No problem, sister-in-law. I will arrange a female clone immediately after watching the light curtain video."
"Okay. By the way, you can also arrange a male clone for me. I told you that it's wrong to have a husband. It's Hashirama's wife who knows that being a woman is good."
As soon as these words came out, not only the Senju brothers were stunned, but also the two Uchiha brothers.
Madara leaned into the ear of Izuna on his left and whispered: "Brother, you have been in Konoha longer than me. Tell me, do they usually play so big?"
"I don't know, brother. It's impossible for them to let me know about such boudoir secrets."
"Well, you're right."
Raising his head, Madara looked at Hashirama with a complicated look.
Madara: Hashirama, I didn’t expect you to be such a person.
Hashirama is a bit stuck.
Normally, he would have kneeled down.
But now Madara is watching from the sidelines.
In front of his best friend, Hashirama felt that he had to hold on no matter what he said.
The worst he could do was hold Mito's thigh and kneel down to beg for forgiveness afterwards.
"While I'm still alive, I might as well give it a try. I also want to know what it's like to be a woman."
Hashirama: Madara, that’s who I am, woo woo woo
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