Chapter 319 The big scam is online
Song Mingbo scratched his head and said: "I did a fortune-telling for my uncle a few days ago, and the results were not very good. That is to say, he is likely to become another person. According to Taoism, he was given by a lonely ghost. Possession is the kind of thing that is similar to resurrecting a corpse or possessing someone, not multiple personalities.”
Song Yunuan suddenly felt guilty and glared at him: "Where is that lonely ghost? That is another personality, which is derived from the main personality. Now that the external environment is getting better, I just want to come out and enjoy it. I know what I said to Mr. Xia just now scared him like that."
Song Mingbo: "...Xiao Nuan, I still stick to my opinion. There is another soul in my uncle's body. Let me make some predictions to see where he is and whether he has any unfulfilled wishes. , finish it for him, and he will disappear."
Little Ah Sheng was no longer afraid and said boldly, "Little Ruyi said that my uncle's body was penetrated by someone, but my uncle's consciousness was so strong that outsiders couldn't succeed, so the phenomenon of one body and two souls appeared! "
This is all a mess.
Song Yunuan was a little frightened when she heard this.
The same was true for Xia Xindong, who was stunned.
He scolded Xia Xindong in his heart: "These children in the eldest sister's family are even more normal than us. What else do you dare not face?"
Xia Xindong said nothing and chose the default.
Because he didn't know what Xiao Nuan was going to do.
He could only wait until the moment he needed to cooperate.
Xia Xindong wanted to stand up angrily, but Song Yunuan stepped forward and held him down: "Uncle, don't move!"
Xia Xindong felt like he was overwhelmed by Mount Tai.
I don't know why but I really can't move.
I even feel like I can't breathe smoothly anymore.
He cursed: "Song Mingbo and Song Mingsheng, you two little bastards, what a lonely ghost, I am Xia Xindong, don't talk nonsense, otherwise I will beat you to death!"
The person was held down by Song Yunuan, but his facial expression became ferocious.
The two brothers were so frightened that they immediately shut up.
Song Yunuan suddenly said: "I heard that personalities have their own names, do you have one?"
"...Who said that? Whatever the name is, I am Xia Xindong, and Xia Xindong is me."
Song Yunuan kindly warned: "Uncle, don't move. I'll let go of my hand and let's have a good chat."
Xia Xindong immediately agreed.
Song Yunuan: "Where is my brother-in-law? Oh, in order to distinguish him, let's give you a name. You can call him Uncle Dongdong."
"...Standing there in a daze." Then he looked at Song Yunuan and wanted to say that he could hear her voice and knew about her prophetic ability.
Xiao Nuan is also great.
"Xiao Nuan, you..."
Suddenly, he found that he could not say a word in this regard.
Still a little horrified.
"I compared it. You two are very independent and complete. You can both control this body. You can share memories. You can also think about it. This is normal. It's so nice outside. It's no longer a dark basement, but the mountains are clear and the water is beautiful. Birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. , but the problem is, you seem to have no way to defeat that uncle except to die together, right?"
Uncle Dongdong smiled sinisterly: "...That's not necessarily the case. I know you are eloquent, but if you want to fool me, it won't be very useful, Xiaonuan."
Song Yunuan: "You misunderstood. I was stating the facts. I looked at what my uncle left for me, and it became more and more messy as I went to the end. This proves that you are preventing my uncle from doing that, and it also proves that you are actually not as good as my uncle. , you don’t know anything, what can you do if you come out?”
Uncle Dongdong's eyes suddenly turned red and he stared at Song Yunuan.
"Why can't I do it? If he can do it, so can I."
"You can pull it off. If there are really multiple personalities, it's impossible for both of them to be medical geniuses. This is common sense, okay?"
Uncle Dongdong stared: "Who did you listen to?"
"Don't care who I listen to. Your situation must be solved. To be honest, if my grandma finds out, she will never believe that you are Xia Xindong. Her thoughts are the same as those of my eldest brother and Xiao Ruyi. , you are an outsider, living in the owner's house, not even paying rent, and still thinking about occupying the magpie's nest and driving away the original owner. Then my grandma will definitely not be able to bear it. Have you heard this saying among the people? , maybe someone who knows how to dance will ask the Xian family to expel you."
This character looked at Song Yunuan with wide eyes and disbelief.
"Expel, how to expel, I am in this body."
"Haven't you heard of inviting gods? My eldest brother can also draw spells, so I got you out without saying anything."
Uncle Dongdong looked at Song Mingbo with a dangerous look: "Can you really draw spells?"
Song Mingbo scratched his head: "I will."
Song Yunuan: "Then let me ask you, what is the end of the universe?"
Uncle Dongdong: "...I don't know." Then he asked: "Do you know?"
He chuckled, little girl, you still want to fool him?
Song Yunuan spread her hands: "I don't know either, but I know what the end of science is, so do you know?"
Uncle Dongdong: "...These are meaningless."
Song Yunuan: "Of course it makes sense, because the end of science is metaphysics, which is what my elder brother just said about divination and what I said about inviting gods. If you and my uncle can't be solved with scientific methods, you can only resort to metaphysics. , I agree with my brother drawing spells, but if this doesn’t work, I will tie you up and put you on the kang where you live, and then light a fire to ask the gods to drive away the ghosts.”
Uncle Dongdong finally couldn't help but stood up, grabbed a handful of hair angrily, and looked at the Song Yunuan brothers and sisters with scarlet eyes. He was shocked to find that none of the three children were afraid.
They all stared at him.
Tell him, the three of them are the ones with the mental illness.
Song Yunuan pressed his shoulders again: "My body is so weak, let's sit down and talk."
Uncle Dongdong once again experienced Song Yunuan's strength as an ox.
"It's impossible not to do this. Now many pairs of eyes are watching him and waiting for him. Special medicines need to be mass-produced, and pharmaceutical factories will be established soon...
By the way, not only do you dance to the great master, you also have to drink the magic water until you are kicked out. The important thing is that you have to listen to my grandma scolding you every day until you collapse. "
Song Mingbo: "I'm going to go shopping and draw the charm first. Xiaonuan, hold him down and don't let him move yet."
After taking two steps, he felt uneasy: "Let's tie up this uncle."
Song Yunuan: "Alright."
Uncle Dongdong: "...Goodbye!"
Then people began to be in a daze, and Song Yunuan said: "Don't run away. Are you so cowardly that you still want to usurp the throne?"
Song Yunuan didn't know if her uncle could understand her true intentions.
This personality is too independent and should be the one that refuses to integrate.
But this won't always work.
This is not the life that normal people should have.
She hoped that her uncle would simply integrate this personality when his thinking was disordered and he was a little scared.
My brother-in-law can finally have his own life.
She stared closely into Xia Xindong's eyes.
When the confused and cloudy eyes gradually became clear, Song Yunuan laughed.
Xia Xindong was sweating profusely, but he breathed a long sigh of relief.
Looking at Song Yunuan, she said: "In the future, you are not allowed to cast spells or pray to gods in front of others. Do you hear me?"
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