Chapter 323 Chaozi’s sister (thanks to Shaohua, the old leader)
Chen Yuan probably knows how to calculate the number of love relationships.
Boys calling each other 'baby' don't count.
One-sided crushes don't count.
Online dating without an established relationship does not count.
However, as long as the relationship is established, even if it is conducted online, it can be regarded as a love affair.
This is also why I overlapped with Yuzi once.
Those who step on horses are disgusting, right?
Why doesn't the mother form work now?
Don’t you understand that accepting an invitation equals becoming a couple?
At that time, Chen Yuan heard that Yuzi was playing QQ Speed, and there were a lot of people playing this mobile game at that time, so he created a female account and planned to defraud Yuzi of some of his new year's money.
That day, he was playing on the sofa at Yang Qiqi's house, so when he started the game, he wanted to make this thing curl his lips, so he asked Yang Qiqi to turn on the voice for him.
Later, as expected, the pervert was caught.
Yuzi himself was reluctant to spend money on cars, but instead gave them to him one by one.
Later, when school started, I lost interest in this game and stopped playing it.
Unexpectedly, Yuzi had so many star fantasies, sins, and sins that he shouldn't have.
Of course, the most stupid one is Chaozi.
The conditions for achieving this are too rigid.
It seems that Tang Jian's five times should be about the same.
After all, this kid plays a lot of games and often gets gold coins from online dating.
However, there are only a small number of people who will be bound as lovers in the game, and most people are bound to their partners, so it is not completely inaccurate.
This super sub is still useful.
what's the function?
It turns out that this guy Lao Mo and Teacher Che Shujun were not his first love...
Seeing the 2 on Lao Mo's head, Chen Yuan felt a little overwhelmed.
Moreover, it is 100% collapsed and there is no suspense.
After all, it is impossible for him to play QQ Speed.
In this way, while Chen Yuan was studying hard at school today, he also had a lot of fun using this ability.
For example, some guys who seem to have never been in a relationship have actually been in love two or three times.
Another example is the one that looks like it has been discussed and is now fully charged, but it is a sad "0".
My partner in the broadcast department, Cheng Haiying, is such a beautiful goddess but also has a big ‘0’.
It seems that the saying that the more beautiful the person is, the more stories there are, is not necessarily true.
During the last class break in the afternoon, all the students who lived on campus went to have dinner, and Chen Yuan, Liu Yan and Zhou Yu, who had some steamed buns, shot baskets on the playground.
At this time, class monitor Zhang Chao came over, and what was so outrageous was that he actually made a phone call inside the school.
"Hey, why did the monitor take the lead in violating school rules?" Zhou Yu joked.
"Hey Chaozi, what are you doing!" Liu Yan also shouted at him.
Zhang Chao stopped and looked at them.
At this moment, the phone in his hand beeped and the other party hung up.
His expression suddenly became depressed.
"What's wrong?" Chen Yuan asked.
"Hey..." Zhang Chao sighed and said in a depressed mood, "It's about my sister."
""You have a sister? ""
However, Chen Yuan and Zhou Yu immediately said in unison.
After looking at the two, Zhang Chao turned around and prepared to leave: "No, it's okay."
"No, no, monitor, you say so." Zhou Yu quickly stepped forward and grabbed his arm, smiling.
Then, Zhang Chao looked at the three people and said with some helplessness: "My sister is a freshman in high school, in No. 17 Middle School. She went to the stadium to watch a football match before, and met a junior college student, who also added her on QQ. The two of us chatted on the phone for a long time. Today the junior college student is going to see her at school. I persuaded her not to meet, and then she hung up on me..."
"Hey, are you your sister?" Chen Yuan asked curiously.
"Yes." Zhang Chao said helplessly, "But recently, during the rebellious period, he was a little annoyed with me."
"Then beat her." Liu Yan said.
"..." Zhang Chao was stunned for a moment, then raised his head in surprise and looked at Liu Yan.
"Let's have some fun, buddy." Chen Yuan patted Liu Yan on the shoulder, and then said to Zhang Chao, "Then does she have a bad relationship with you?"
"Yes." Zhang Chao nodded and replied, "Maybe my family always compares her with me and asks her to learn more from me, but she is a little resistant. She is not very friendly to me at ordinary times."
"It's really annoying if your parents always act like this." Zhou Yu said empathetically.
"But after all, I'm talking to seniors, and it's a junior college... Of course, I didn't say what junior college is like, I just..."
"Stop it, brother, I understand." Chen Yuan interrupted, and then said, "Can you show me how she responded to you?"
Just like that, Zhang Chao dug out the chat history on his cell phone.
Zhang Can: How can you be sure what kind of person he is? He said that he was the student council president, and he took the college entrance examination because he was ill and did not do well in the college entrance examination.
Zhang Can: He took the initiative to ask me for QQ, but that doesn’t mean he has a bad character. He just liked me and mustered up the courage to ask for it. Moreover, he only had one girlfriend, and it was in high school or the other party mentioned it. separate.
Zhang Can: What do you know about him? Why do you always say this about him? I am four years younger than him, but I already have the ability to distinguish.
Zhang Can: You are not allowed to tell mom!
After reading the chat history, Chen Yuan returned the phone to Zhang Chao and said calmly: "Let's call."
"...she was either like this before or she went to high school, and her family pushed her hard, so she rebelled." Zhang Chao defended his sister, "I believe that as long as she knows that the other party is not a good person, she can explain it clearly. of."
"How are you sure you're not a good person?" Zhou Yu asked.
"The president of the junior college...student union...took the initiative to ask for the contact information of high school students..."
Zhang Chao just put these few words here, as if he had said everything without commenting.
Of course, it does not say that it is targeted at the above three categories of people.
It's just Chaozi's personal opinion. If there's any offense, just go to Chaozi.
"Then won't you stop it?" Liu Yan asked, "If we go late, maybe..."
"That's it?"
Zhang Chao's face suddenly darkened.
Everyone looked away simultaneously, being surprised.
An older brother with a younger sister is so scary!
How dare you guys flirt?
"I want to go, but after all, I have evening self-study, and I'm going..."
"If you go, your rebellious psychology may become more serious. I may even have a big quarrel with you."
Chen Yuan could even imagine that scene.
Zhang Can: Chaozi, shut up and don’t spoil my good deeds!
"Hey..." Zhang Chao sighed again, "Obviously he is only one and a half years younger than me, but in terms of personality, why is he so immature?"
"Brother, be strong." Zhou Yu patted his shoulder and comforted him.
"I'm very strong, but I'm just worried that Cancan will be deceived." Zhang Chao had a sad look on his face when he thought of this.
"Then how about my brother help you solve it." When it came to this matter, Zhou Yu said very generously, "I just need you to help me solve the leave note."
"Help me prepare a leave note." Liu Yan also volunteered.
"But if you two go, can you solve any problem?" Zhang Chao said doubtfully.
"Just kidding, if he dares to mess around."
Zhou Yu folded his hands on his chest, hummed, and smiled.
"What are you humming?" Liu Yan looked at him.
"I guess I haven't thought about it well and am still brainstorming." Chen Yuan said.
"...You talkative guy." Zhou Yu said with a flash of inspiration like a smart Ikkyu, "Let me just say that I am also your sister's suitor. If you want to be with her, you must first get through this with me. .”
"..."
After Zhang Chao was silent for a moment, he turned to look at Chen Yuan and asked: "After school, can you keep an eye on him for me? When the evening self-study is over, I will go over and take over for you."
"No problem." Chen Yuan made an OK gesture and agreed directly.
Since it was Chaozi's request, there was no reason to refuse.
After all, Chaozi had been very complimentary to him before, especially at the rehearsal of the New Year's Day party. With a look in his eyes, he would liven up the atmosphere for him.
Chaozi's sister is also my sister.
Of course, this sister is currently in the rebellious stage. If I say this out of wishful thinking, she may come over in annoyance: Idiot, who is your sister?
"Okay, I'll trouble you then."
"Send them all, buddy. It's okay. I will protect our sister."
"My sister." Zhang Chao corrected.
"If our sister is bullied, remember to shake her off!" Zhou Yu said to Chen Yuan.
"My sister..."
Liu Yan: "What if our sister really finds a good person..."
"My sister." Speaking of this, Zhang Chao said with rare excitement, "Besides, can a college student who actively joins a high school student be a good person?"
"Well, I'll find out when I go take a look."
Putting his hand on Zhang Chao's shoulder, Chen Yuan showed a reliable momentum.
Whether he is a good person or not can be known at a glance.
Anyone with a number greater than 2 on his head is basically not a good person.
…………
After school, after explaining to Xia Xinyu, Chen Yuan went to No. 17 Middle School to squat with Zhang Chao's sister.
At this time, Zhou Fu also followed.
"I have a pair of eyes that can clearly see each other's love experience at once!" Zhou Fu said seriously while hiding behind a barbecue stall.
"Then tell me how many times it happened to me."
Chen Yuan smiled.
This guy would never guess in his dream that the number above his head is 2.
"It should be two..."
"Okay, stop talking."
Chen Yuan directly picked up a baked starch sausage and stuffed it into Zhou Fu's mouth, interrupting his speech.
Besides, I’ll treat you to sausages.
Oh no, I’ve already invited you.
"Come out, come out."
Zhou Fu said while eating grilled sausage.
Then, I saw a girl with a slightly curly low ponytail wearing the uniform of No. 17 Middle School with many patterns painted on it, coming out of the school.
After walking a few steps, she suddenly tiptoed, as if she was picked up at once, and walked up to a man with a slicked back hair, about 178cm tall, wearing leather shoes and wearing formal clothes, smiling very happily.
"The boy is growing up well, miangmiang..." Zhou Fu said while chewing.
"Then guess how many times he has been in love." Chen Yuan said calmly.
"It seems quite serious, maybe three or four times." Zhou Fu guessed.
"If you didn't know me, how many times would you think I was?" Chen Yuan asked.
"Eight or nine times."
Zhou Fu is judged based on appearance.
"So, people should not be judged by their appearance."
Chen Yuan said calmly.
This man seems to have said that he only talked to me once.
But obviously, it was said '1' less time.
Looking at the silly guy in formal clothes in winter and the '11' on his head, Chen Yuan was brewing a plan.
Then, he looked at Zhou Fu: "Can I use a beauty trap?"
"...Hey, are you willing to say anything from your heart?" Zhou Fu replied seriously, with her hands on her chest.
"I'm just going to tell you, Sister Fu, please don't be angry." Chen Yuan lowered his hand and withdrew the honey trap.
I am indeed great, but there is no need to sacrifice me at this time.
Of course, Chen Yuan never thought about letting my wife get fucked or anything.
Then, it's all up to me.
When the two were holding hands and about to leave, Chen Yuan walked over. As he approached, he suddenly said hello: "Senior Denghui, are you dating Zhang Man again?"
After saying that, the two stopped suddenly.
Turn your head synchronously.
Among them, He Denghui looked at himself, while Zhang Can looked at He Denghui.
Who is Zhang Man’s schoolmate?
After seeing Zhang Can's face, Chen Yuan quickly covered his mouth with a nervous look on his face.
"No, who are you?"
He Denghui frowned, wondering what this guy was talking about.
"Oh, I admit my mistake..."
Therefore, Chen Yuan quickly waved his hand and denied it.
"But, you know his name..." Zhang Can looked at Chen Yuan in confusion.
"...I'm sorry, I'm an idiot!"
Chen Yuan raised his hand in a military salute, and after saying this, Run left in embarrassment.
Then, the two people were left looking at each other.
The seeds of doubt also sprouted at this moment.