Chapter 318 Did you poop?

Chapter 318 Did you poop?

How does it feel to have several corpses with no flesh on them and smelly in the wind walking towards you?

Qiu Sheng didn't feel anything else, except that he felt a little nauseous.

People who are timid or light-hearted will not be able to do the work of Yizhuang. Even without doing anything strange, the yin energy in the naked body is enough for a person to drink a pot.

In this regard, he is not as good as the literary talent. He is the real tough one.

"I'll talk about your affairs later. Let's settle these things first."

Lin Fengjiao finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the corpses were moving slowly and their corpse energy was only barely reaching the level of stiffness.

"I'm so sorry."

Amber smiled awkwardly and then stepped back. Qiu Sheng wanted to follow him when he saw this, but Lin Fengjiao glared at her and had to walk back honestly.

The master and the apprentice were both good at boxing and kicking. They were able to restrain the zombie guests and put them back in the coffin with just three strokes and five strokes.

After dealing with them, Lin Fengjiao began to look at Amber seriously, and even opened her eyes for this purpose.

With enough yang energy and full flesh and blood, there is no problem. Even for those monsters and monsters, it is still the best food.

But why can it cause corpse transformation? Could it be that he really has that weird destiny?

The Maoshan disciples took it as their own duty to eliminate demons from the world, and Lin Fengjiao felt the pressure.

If it is true as Amber said, he will definitely turn into a peerless monster after his death, and the best way is to imprison him.

But this is not in line with the conduct of a righteous disciple, let alone Lin Fengjiao's principles.

The first word that any Taoist disciple learns when starting is kindness.

The goodness of heaven and earth, the goodness of all things, the goodness of relatives and friends.

Therefore, no matter how reluctant he was, he couldn't let Amber leave just like that.

"Ahem, I will discuss your fate with the disciples... No, I will discuss it with the senior brothers I have good relations with. If everything is true, then it is not impossible for you to stay with me in the future."

Lin Fengjiao said in as tactful a tone as possible: "But you have to know that I'm just a member of the Shouyi Village. I usually help deal with some troubles, but I really don't have much money..."

"Ah, so it's this."

Amber looked stunned, "Master told me earlier that I can eat once in three days."

"Um?"

Lin Fengjiao was stunned, "That's not what I meant. What I meant was that you have to work by yourself, isn't that right? When did I become your master?"

"Just now."

Amber looked matter-of-fact, "Master, don't worry about the details, work, etc. I'm a bit shy and don't like to show off."

"I don't know, I thought she was a young lady, and she showed up in public..."

Qiu Sheng's teeth hurt when he heard this, and he couldn't help but murmur softly.

"Hey, senior brother, what you said is too bitter."

Amber said nonchalantly: "Look at my face, do you know what the consequences will be if I go out?"

"What consequences?"

Qiu Sheng didn't believe it at all.

"Okay, just say a few words."

Lin Fengjiao only felt that her head was as big as two heads, "Go to bed first, and we'll talk about it tomorrow if you need anything."

All he wanted to do now was write a letter to Si Yan and Qian He and let them see what kind of unfortunate thing this was.

If I had known earlier, I shouldn’t have had more...

Thinking of this, Lin Fengjiao shivered and quickly recited the Purifying Mantra silently.

He is a disciple of the Taoist sect, a righteous man, and must always be vigilant.

"Master, walk slowly!"

Amber waved her hand, "I'll buy you tea tomorrow."

Lin Fengjiao staggered and walked faster.

"One bite at a time, Master, and I haven't confiscated it from you yet."

Qiu Sheng was unhappy again.

"Hey, I feel something is wrong again."

Amber didn't tolerate him, "Those of you..."

"Ahahaha, I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep first."

Qiu Sheng couldn't bear it anymore and ran outside quickly. He lived at his aunt's house in the town, and his transportation tool was a 28-inch big bumper.

In this day and age, having a car like this means you must be very wealthy. In addition, his aunt is really kind to him.

Amber smiled slightly and watched the other party leave.

It was only then that Wen finally finished washing the dishes, cleaning up the random dishes on the place, and walked out of the kitchen with Ha Qie in his arms.

"Ah Ouch, it smells so bad. Did you poop?"

"No, it's Qiu Sheng."

Amber pointed outside and said, "Run away after pulling."

"You brat, I'm going to tell Master."

When Wencai heard this, he immediately became excited and ran to Lin Fengjiao's room.

More than ten seconds later, Amber heard the snapping sound of the cane hitting the flesh, and Wencai's voice-breaking scream.

This made the smile on his face brighter.

Then Amber looked up at the moon, but suddenly found that the moonlight turned red, which made him frown and strode towards the guest room arranged by Wen Cai.

After entering the room, he lay straight on the bed, and then closed his eyes that were gradually turning red.

After a few breaths, Amber's consciousness came to an extremely luxurious palace, with six neatly arranged dragon, phoenix and jade pillars on both sides, and various types of monsters gathered on the left and right.

Zombies, monsters, evil spirits, and even a few human evil cultivators.

Directly in front of them was a throne that was three meters high and made entirely of skeletons.

"king!!"

As Amber appeared, all the spirits knelt down and shouted loudly.

"You Sanniang, didn't I ask you to take care of this place?"

Amber frowned and looked at the female ghost kneeling in the front row, who had a gourd-shaped figure and looked extremely charming.

"Your Majesty, you have wronged the slave. It's not that the slave was unfavorable in his work. It's those bitches from the Ma family who hunted down the generals and made trouble here. They also injured many people."

You Sanniang defended aggrievedly.

Upon hearing his words, Amber remembered her own world-shattering and bizarre world view.

Love is greater than everything, and zombies with love can create miracles.

He also has love, why didn't he see a miracle come?

If it weren't for my good brothers from other worlds, I would probably still be lying on the coffin boards counting maggots.

That's right, he is the zombie brother who first traveled to the world of deadlock and became a zombie.

First it was the second generation of zombies, then it became the first generation, and now it has become an existence that is neither zombie, nor human, nor ghost, nor god, nor immortal.

Um…

In short, it is difficult to describe it in words.

As for the new guy in the white coat, he is probably the one who has the most say. As for his attitude...

The boy who didn't vomit had a look on his face as if he was doing it for his own sake.

Immortality? Beyond?

It's really a wonderful life, a wonderful life.

"Okay, got it."

Amber waved her hand impatiently, "I'll handle it myself this time. After passing Shanhaiguan, the gods came and knelt down to talk to me. It's just the Ma family and the generals, what the hell.

By the way, and you, don’t think I don’t know that you look at my face every day and get crazy, and then let me..."

He wanted to give a few warnings, but when he saw You Sanniang's eagerness and expectation, he suddenly had an illusion.

Her own punishment seems to be a pleasure for her?

Forget it, out of sight, out of mind.

With a whoosh, Amber disappeared on the throne.

"Whatever happens if I let you do it again..."

The other monsters breathed a sigh of relief, but You Sanniang was stamping her feet.

She is really looking forward to it...