Chapter 116 Extremely disappointed! Shushan style sword control!
Among the female crowns given to women, the female crown refers to female Taoist priests.
This poem tells the story of the stunning appearance and pure heart of the female Taoist priest.
Her eyes are as bright as autumn water, and a green preaching scarf on her head wraps the beauty like ice-cold muscles and jade bones.
Her slender waist is as thin as a silk bundle, which shows that she has a good figure.
In the past, elegance and elegance were emphasized, and poets might write poems as pure praise, but in modern society, it might mean something else.
Probably because this female Taoist priest is so beautiful and has a great figure, and I really want to have a wonderful relationship with her.
Guo Lin is not a lecherous person, but he still has expectations for his dual Taoist companion, otherwise he would not always think about asking God to send him a Taoist companion.
Moreover, he never taboos or denies these things!
Look at the Shushan Swordsman, which of the immortal cultivators cares about love?
If you can't love in one life, you can be reincarnated and love again.
Although he has cultivated the Tao, he has not yet cultivated his true nature as a man.
It's just a pity that the beautiful and lovely female crowns are almost invisible nowadays.
Therefore, he did not expect that a good-looking and beautiful female crown would suddenly come to his Qingfeng Temple.
The tourists around also noticed this person.
Especially some male tourists are obviously attracted.
Many even took out their mobile phones and took pictures.
The limits of uniform temptation are not that narrow.
To be more precise, if you have a good figure and appearance, you can be tempted by any uniform.
The female Taoist priest seemed to have discovered these people taking secret photos. She was obviously good-tempered and not embarrassed. She was holding a fly whisk and posing elegantly to cooperate.
The pose looks great.
Very elegant too.
The key is to have a good figure, which is really good-looking.
This made the male tourists take photos even more enthusiastically.
Guo Lin frowned slightly when he saw this, feeling very strange.
There was something very wrong.
A real female crown would not do such worldly and frivolous behavior. At most, she would give these people a polite bow.
The female Taoist priest obviously also saw Guo Lin, and stepped towards him. When she got close, she made a Taoist salute: "I have met my fellow Taoist, Zi Xun, you are polite!"
"I've met fellow Taoist." Guo Lin returned the greeting, but his brows furrowed deeper.
Because the other party's etiquette was not standard, it was even worse than Lin Ze'an who rented the temple for some time.
Is it possible that this person has just entered Taoism and has not yet been educated in Taoism?
"Fellow Taoist, I want to offer incense to the venerable Taoist temples!" Zi Xun said, and performed another not-so-standard Taoist ritual!
Guo Lin became even more suspicious, but still led Zi Xun into the Taoist temple.
After Zi Xun received the incense candle, he went to the main hall. He obviously knew the process of offering incense.
Seeing this, Guo Lin also went to the dressing room to prepare tea.
There is a way of saying, "When a Taoist friend visits, he prepares immortal tea." ’
There is no fairy tea, but ordinary tea is still available.
But when he came out with the tea, his face instantly darkened when he saw the scene in the main hall, and he threw the tea in his hand on the table next to him angrily.
The tea was spilled all over the table, just like his disappointed heart.
Why is God letting him play?
There are very few female crowns.
There are even fewer beautiful and lovely crowns.
He thought it was a beautiful female crowned lady, but she actually did this for him?
The Zi Xun in front of him actually changed his attire in the main hall in front of the statue of Sanqing God.
The other party's robe was specially designed, and the upper and lower positions could be pulled up to the middle to tie it up.
In this way, the upper body has become a thin sling, with half of the body still exposed, and the arms, lower body and legs are all exposed.
This is simply deliberate temptation for the sake of temptation.
Dressing like this in a Taoist temple is simply insulting to Taoist customs.
The key point is that Zi Xun was so fascinated by taking pictures with his mobile phone that he didn't even notice that he was back.
Apparently he didn't even pay attention to the Taoist temple's rule that no cell phones are allowed to be used for filming.
What's more, she took a selfie video and said to the video: "Do you know how to find a Taoist girlfriend? You must know that there are many benefits to finding a Taoist girlfriend..."
Guo Lin felt like his heart was turning upside down.
It seems that in reality there is no way to meet a real female champion.
Unless you raise one yourself.
I felt something was wrong just now, it was actually a Tao Yuan.
Daoyuan is a group of women who wear Taoist robes that expose their legs and arms and use their status as female Taoists to attract attention.
They seem to be noble and great, but they repeatedly create vulgar topics like finding Taoist priest girlfriends in order to form a high-intensity information flow to brainwash the public.
The key words and actions about Taoist knowledge and culture are not strictly professional. They are secondary processing of information obtained from the Internet, which seriously affects the image of Taoism in the outside world and makes outsiders think that Taoism is so vulgar.
Moreover, these Taoist ladies specialize in visiting major temples and Taoist temples, visiting many historical sites, checking in and checking out places, posing for traffic, and then flirting. Behind the scenes, an industry chain is formed, and the traffic earned in the end is sold for profit.
It can be said that these Taoist ladies do everything they can to make Taoist temples everywhere miserable.
This is still good. Some people who look like Taoist women are actually Taoist prostitutes.
I heard that some special people like this, and the price of wearing a Taoist uniform for one night has skyrocketed. To attract these people, you must first become a Taoist priest and have the opportunity to attract this group of people.
Guo Lin was instantly filled with disgust towards Zi Xun.
No matter how good the figure is, no matter how good-looking you are, if you are dirty, it is like a puddle of mud, and it is disgusting to look at.
He became angrier when he thought that this kind of people were taking vulgar selfies in his Qingfeng Temple and affecting his appearance.
The other party made him look forward to it in vain.
I thought I finally had a beautiful female crown to talk to.
If you don’t teach me a lesson, I won’t feel happy.
Thinking about it, he angrily took out a bad luck charm, walked out again, and then cast it on Zi Xun without hesitation.
In an instant, the runes on the bad luck charm quickly became lighter, and a black energy floated towards her, and then gathered on her seal.
After doing all this, Guo Lin walked towards the office without looking back, not even bothering to pay any attention to such a Taoist lady.
Chen Zixun had already taken his mobile phone to the location of the Qingfeng Guan Quiet Room and started taking selfies there: "As you can see, this is the Qingfeng Guan's Quiet Room. There is indeed a sense of purity here."
"When you are meditating in such a quiet room, you should bring a Taoist Bagua bracelet, which is the one Zi Xun is carrying."
"Of course, you can meditate in a quiet room and wear this string of bracelets at home..."
In the video captured by the camera, she intentionally or unintentionally focused the camera on her half-exposed snow-white breasts.
After taking the selfie, she was satisfied and restored the robe to its original appearance.
However, she waited for a long time but did not see Director Guo come out.
As a young person, she wanted to tease the other person's Taoist heart and then take advantage of him.
After all, the other party also has some traffic online.
Everyone also knows that he is really good at martial arts.
He looks a bit handsome, but I don't know how good he is in certain aspects.
But after waiting for a long time, she didn't find the other party coming out, so she left the Taoist temple first.
Anyway, this is not the only time I come to Qingfengguan to check in.
As long as the video traffic sent out this time is sufficient, it will naturally be necessary to check in more times.
If Taoist Guo takes the bait and is impressed by her, he will use Qingfeng Temple as a base. After all, Qingfeng Temple has a high traffic volume.
After leaving the Taoist temple, she took out her mobile phone and dialed a number: "I'll send the video to you later. Edit it quickly and upload it. Also, hang up the link to the bracelet."
A joking laughter came from the other end of the phone: "Okay, Sister Chen, I will edit it as soon as possible, but I heard that Daochang Guo is good at martial arts, will he anger him?"
Chen Zixun smiled and said: "Even if he knows real kung fu, can he still hit a woman? What's more, how determined will a young Taoist priest be? Do you believe I can defeat her?"
"Beautiful female Taoist priest and young Taoist master who knows kung fu. This topic should attract a lot of traffic and eyeballs, right?"
Chen Zixun said such words, but she still maintained an elegant posture when walking and expression. It can be seen that she still has some crooked ways.
Because she has a background in etiquette training, etiquette gestures are used with great effect.
When she reached the entrance of the mountain trail, she proudly put away her mobile phone and went down the mountain with her fly whisk. But at this moment, several dumb crows suddenly flew over her head.
She subconsciously raised her head. There were a few crows in Qingfengguan who could talk. They were very famous in the past two days, and she wanted to rub them.
But when she raised her head, she didn't pay attention to her feet, and accidentally stepped on a stone.
The woman's center of gravity was already unstable, so she twisted her foot and tumbled down the steps.
After a few laps, he hit his head and fainted.
If A Pao were here at this time, he would definitely feel that this scene is so familiar.
After a while, a tourist spotted her and hurriedly called 120.
When Chen Zixun woke up again, he found that he was already in the hospital, with an assistant guarding him.
"Sister Chen, are you finally awake? Are you feeling uncomfortable anywhere?" the assistant asked hurriedly.
Chen Zixun only felt a pain in his forehead, which must have been a big bump.
But she asked anxiously: "Where is my mobile phone?"
The assistant immediately said: "I don't know. The tourists who found you and the medical staff who rescued you said they didn't see your mobile phone."
"What should I do? All the materials I shot are in it!" Chen Zixun was stunned.
But the fact was already the case, and she had no choice. Now she just felt very hungry, so she said to her assistant: "Buy me some food and a new mobile phone. I will go to Qingfeng Temple tomorrow."
The assistant nodded and went out to buy some fish balls.
But when I returned to the ward, I saw a nurse applying medicine to Chen Zixun's leg. It was obvious that a large piece of skin had been removed.
"Sister Chen, what's going on?" The assistant put down the fish balls and asked doubtfully.
Chen Zixun's face was full of annoyance: "I was really unlucky. When I went to the toilet, there was a pool of water, so I fell down. I also fell inexplicably on the Qingfeng Temple."
"Sister Chen, some people on the Internet say that Qingfeng Temple is very magical. They also say that they have seen it with their own eyes and experienced it personally. Could it be..." The assistant couldn't help but think about it. After all, what Sister Chen did was a bit offensive to the Taoist temple.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Chen Zixun immediately interrupted his assistant.
Those things on the Internet are just propaganda, Qingfengguan is just better in these aspects.
Is there really such a thing as magic? Hasn't she encountered it before? Will she have so many peers? Will there be so many bitches joining this line?
Thinking about it, she took the fish balls bought by her assistant and ate them. At this time, she was really hungry.
But perhaps because she was eating too quickly, her expression suddenly changed. She hurriedly covered her throat and accidentally swallowed a fish ball without biting it clearly.
"Sister Chen, what's wrong with you?" The assistant was startled and shouted quickly: "Doctor...doctor..."
Chen Zixun's face turned increasingly blue, indicating that his respiratory tract was squeezed and he could not breathe.
A doctor rushed over quickly, checked and gave Chen Zixun respiratory first aid, but after a while, he said urgently: "Why is it stuck like this? It's choked and blocked. Send it to the operating room, and the trachea needs to be incised!"
"..." When the assistant heard the news, his face was obviously not good-looking.
Just eating a fish ball, how could this happen?
I used to make money with Sister Chen, but I didn’t think about many things.
Now I am inexplicably reminded of the saying, ‘With your head raised three feet up, there is a god’.
Otherwise, Sister Chen would be too unlucky, right?
It didn’t matter if he fell on the mountain or in the hospital, but now he had to cut his trachea to eat.
How could there be such misfortune?
Maybe I didn't encounter it before, but this time I really did.
…
Qingfengguan.
When Guo Lin returned to the dressing room, he picked up his phone and started playing the game. However, he was still in a bad mood, until a reminder suddenly appeared in his mind:
[Congratulations for your first time punishing Daoyuan who wanted to take advantage of the sect's residence. Moreover, the other party has paid a certain price and will be rewarded with 100 Willpower! 】
"Is this okay?" Guo Lin really didn't expect that this could also increase his wish power?
Suddenly, 100 willpower was credited to my account, and I felt a lot better inexplicably.
He also immediately looked at the upgrade conditions of the sect’s station:
Upgrade requirements: 1. 400,000 merit money (10,132,500 usable merit money!) 2. 1,000 willing power (735 available willing power!)
The level of willingness required to upgrade the sect's station is not much different.
Upgrades will be available soon.
The amount of merit money is more than 10 million, those donated by the Xie family to build two types of buildings!
In a happy mood, he continued to play the game, but as soon as he took control of the game character, he saw a request for help: [The world of mortals is already crazy with a sword, and the wine is rising to the sky. The stars play with the sun and the moon, and they lie drunk in the clouds and laugh at the world! 】
Not to mention anything else, just seeing this poem, he decisively clicked on this task.
Regarding Shushan, Swordsman is about feelings and Qixia is about memories.
"Xiao Lizi from the Yuhang Inn seemed to have mysteriously made an appointment with a drunken Taoist priest to meet at the Shilipo Mountain Temple. However, he lost his wooden sword in Shilipo Mountain last time and had no weapons. He did not dare to go up the mountain alone. We need heroes who will accompany us!"
When Guo Lin saw this mission, he just felt that the game mission planner was a little too funny.
Will Xiao Lizi not dare to go up Shili Slope?
Shilipo God of War.
But think about it and understand that the main purpose of making games is to give players a sense of participation. It is normal for some tasks to be humorous.
It's just that the game planning completely turned Xiao Lizi into a joke.
However, this guy seemed to be a joke at first.
That classic wok-knock-on-the-head is just unbeatable.
I have to accept this mission no matter what.
Just for the Shiliposhan Temple.
It can be said that among the many games, novels, materials, and movies related to Shushan, Shiliposhan Temple is definitely the most significant one.
When I arrived at the inn, I met the little Lizi again, who didn't have any heroic demeanor now. After a conversation, he killed monsters all the way to the top of Shilipo Mountain and arrived in front of a mountain temple.
After that, a drunk Taoist priest came out.
"Boy, you really kept your word and came on time... Hey... why is there one more... It doesn't matter, I'm just teaching you one move!"
"senior!"
"Boy, since you're here, I'm going to teach you a trick today, and I'll treat it as repaying your wine. Watch carefully!"
Guo Lin looked at it carefully, and the game screen showed the extremely classic Wine and Sword Fairy Sword Dance.
Think about it, how many people who played Qixia didn't get excited when they reached this point?
After a while, the sword dance was completed, and Xiao Lizi learned a sword-controlling move.
The game also prompts you to complete the task and press the OK button to receive the reward.
Guo Lin sighed. With the game system's urinary properties, this would allow him to get rewards. He called the game system daddy.
Click OK.
[Congratulations on acquiring the basic sword-control technique of the Shushan School! 】
"???" Guo Lin opened his mouth, suddenly wanting to shout something, but couldn't.