Chapter 117 The concept of buying firecrackers is Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit! The dragon slayer

Chapter 117 The concept of buying firecrackers is Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit! The dragon slayer

Everyone said:

"Gu Laolu! What the hell are you doing!"

"You stinky scoundrel! I knew you were dishonest!"

"Thankfully, I always thought you were a simple and honest child..."

"Your family is not particularly difficult. Didn't your mother teach you that poor children should become rich early?!"

"I want you to be the master of your family early, not to have a family early!"

…

Everyone really regretted letting Gu Huaian notice their skin color.

Who would have thought that this could also be an excuse for taking advantage?

"What are you doing! You bastard!"

Shang Zhuoyan's pretty face turned red, her eyes widened with anger, and she almost raised her legs and kicked him on the ground.

"No, let me compare..."

After making a joke, Gu Huaian came back with a smile.

All right.

It seems like you really need to use sunscreen.

Speaking of which, when Gu Huaian looked in the mirror a few days ago, he would occasionally feel that he was tanned. Yesterday, there were even some areas on his arms that were a bit tanned...

At the time I thought it was an illusion, but today it became clear after a comparison.

The ultraviolet rays here in Yunnan are very strong. You can see that many local people, the kind of workers, tour guides, etc. who often go out to show off their skin, have really dark skin.

Of course it's not comparable to dogs like those from Huizhou, but it's still several degrees darker than normal Chinese people.

There are signs like "Be sure to bring sunscreen" written everywhere on the online guide for traveling here, regardless of men or women.

Gu Huaian didn't believe in evil before. He had never used sunscreen when he was growing up. A grown man couldn't protect himself from the sun.

But when you compare your arms with Shang Zhuoyan's legs, the color difference is really obvious!

Gu Huaian himself felt like a Huizhou native...

Thinking that he would be an idol star in the future, Gu Huaian also wanted to show off, so he had to use sunscreen.

"呲呲......"

Gu Huaian reluctantly took the sunscreen from the assistant's hand and sprayed it on himself. He was not very skillful in spraying it. He held it too close and the spray was not very even.

And he seems a little reluctant to spray...

"You're so stupid! Give it to me and I'll help you..."

The little wild horse Shang Zhuoyan couldn't stand it any longer. She went over to snatch Gu Huaian's sunscreen and sprayed it hard on his face and arms.

"I go……"

"OK OK!"

“Do you need so much???”

She had to spray Gu Huaian with three thick layers of foundation, which made her hands wet. Gu Huaian was not used to it.

"Hahaha……"

Seeing this scene, many viewers were happy:

"So much like my boyfriend who has never seen the world..."

"My boyfriend had the same reaction when he applied sunscreen for the first time."

"Oh... Gu Huaian... I didn't expect you to use sunscreen too!"

"What is this wave called? This is called..."

"The dragon slayer will eventually become the evil dragon!"

"Hahaha……"

…

There was a Xiu'er in the comment area who commented on "Gu Huaian applying sunscreen" and said, "The dragon slayer will eventually become the evil dragon", which attracted countless netizens to express their wisdom!

And +1 one after another!

After a while...

The entire screen of the program was filled with the words "The dragon slayer will eventually become the evil dragon"!

If Gu Huaian saw it, it would definitely explode on the spot, which would be too embarrassing!

But let’s talk about it. The scene of Shang Zhuoyan grabbing Gu Huaian’s arm and applying sunscreen to Gu Huaian is inexplicably annoying...

…

Amid laughter, everyone went out after applying sunscreen.

I don’t know whether he was hungry or greedy. When passing by the store, Gu Huaian said:

"You go first, I'll buy something to eat on the way."

Gu Huaian had no habit of skipping breakfast. No matter how late he got up, he had to take a bite. He said hello and ran to the store.

"I am coming too!"

Shang Zhuoyan also followed, she said to her heart, you kid, stop trying to secretly buy delicious food behind my back!

"that……"

The mature sister Xilin originally wanted to say that I brought you bread and milk to eat on the way, but unfortunately these two frizzy people have already gone far.

Siren could only smile helplessly.

There is basically nothing delicious in the small shops in the village. Most of them sell daily necessities. At most, they have ice cream, instant noodles, bread, drinks... and so on.

Gu Huaian walked around but couldn't find anything edible.

On the contrary, it was Shang Zhuoyan, who has a pair of eyes that are good at discovering beauty. She stood at the door of the store and stared at the volcanic stone sausages roasted on the sausage machine, and her eyes lit up!

This sausage is not a starchy sausage, but a pure meat sausage. The surface is brushed with a layer of oil. It is turned on the sausage machine. Some of the edible casings on the outside of the sausage have been browned, and some have exploded. opened……

Looking at the grilled sausage dripping with oil, Shang Zhuoyan's mouth almost watered.

"I want to eat this!"

She pointed to the grilled sausage and said to Gu Huaian.

"Tell me why, you want to eat."

Gu Huaian took a few bags of snacks and waved his hand.

"Isn't it your treat..."

Shang Zhuoyan relied on Gu Huaian.

"What do I owe you?" Gu Huaian grinned.

"I don't care, I'm here with you anyway." Shang Zhuoyan started to be arrogant and unreasonable again.

She's not short of money either, she just wants to have some fun, so wouldn't it be the boy who pays for everything when a man or woman goes out?

"...I asked you to follow me???" Gu Huaian had a question mark.

"Hey, Gu Huaian, you are an artist after all!"

This guy was really speechless. Shang Zhuoyan pinched her waist with two slender hands and said:

"It's not like I'm asking you to treat me to some expensive meal. Can't you afford even a grilled sausage that costs a few dollars a piece?!"

This guy's price for "Calories" was 850,000. As far as she knew, the copyright fees for "A Diao" and "Want to See You" seemed to have arrived in the past two days. Gu Huaian might not be able to match them in terms of assets, but how could that be possible? Lack of pocket money!

Who is this person who is digging and searching...?

"Ah, okay, okay..."

Gu Huaian was also helpless by her. He was indeed a little frustrated, but he could still afford to buy some snacks.

"How much does this sausage cost?" Gu Huaian asked.

"Five dollars," the clerk replied.

"Five dollars?!"

Gu Huaian was surprised. This sausage was not that big. He thought that buying a whole pack online would only cost about ten or twenty yuan, but this one was only selling for five yuan? ? ?

"puff……"

Some viewers were entertained:

"Just now I was lamenting that Xiao Gu has made money and now he doesn't look at the price when buying things. After a long time of trouble, this kid can't change his mind!"

"No...Brother! Don't you make any money from writing songs? Why are you so shocked when you pay five yuan?"

"Hahaha... Shang Zhuoyan is going to be so angry."

…

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X3! 】

"Snapped!"

Shang Zhuoyan slapped herself on the forehead.

Sure enough, I shouldn't have let Gu Huaian treat me, I should have just bought it myself and left.

To be honest, Shang Zhuoyan is a face-conscious person. When buying things outside, she basically doesn't look at the price or ask about the price.

At her traffic level, her income level is almost at the top in the country. Even when she goes to a luxury store, she basically only checks the price when checking out.

As long as she's not buying luxury cars, jewelry, or watches that cost tens of millions or hundreds of millions, she basically pays for them without blinking an eye.

If it weren't for Gu Huaian, she would have almost forgotten what "asking for price" was.

By the way, she was also wondering, could Gu Laoliu really not be able to afford grilled sausages for 5 yuan a piece? !

Are you really kidding me?

"Okay, buy, buy, buy."

It's true that Gu Huaian can't afford it, how can I put it...

I must be used to being poor before.

Yes, yesterday, the copyright fees for "A Diao" and "Want to Meet You" arrived in my account. The account balance suddenly increased from a few thousand yuan to more than 800,000 yuan, including the expenses for several advertisements and the endorsement of the data line last night. The fee is also discussed, and the company will pay it to his card on the day the salary is paid.

but.

Maybe because he was used to living a normal life, Gu Huaian knew the prices, so he would not waste money carelessly.

And he doesn’t think this is a shameful thing. He knows that saving is not shameful at any time. Many people underestimate a dime. If you take a bus that costs 1 yuan, it will cost you less than 10 cents. Just look at the bus driver who lets you take it. Car?

He was just down to earth.

Do you want to say that Gu Huaian has changed since then?

There is that too.

For example, this grilled sausage, if before, Gu Huaian would have turned around and left as soon as he heard that it was five yuan, and Shang Zhuoyan would not buy it if he ate it.

So now, I'd still buy it anyway.

And I bought several.

Buy two for Su Yuntang and Sister Xilin, one for myself and Shang Zhuoyan, and give a few more to the camera teachers...

Both, no fighting.

By the way, ever since the day when the camera teacher said that he "deserved it" when he asked for plaster for Sister Xilin because he fell, Gu Laoliu has also become more diplomatic and started to maintain the relationship with the camera teacher.

This actually caused a burst of laughter. The "few things that have to be said" between Gu Huaian and the camera teacher have also been hotly discussed recently. Everyone knows that the camera teachers hate Gu Huaian the most.

And the phrase "Whoever slays the dragon will eventually become the evil dragon" was once again used by everyone to learn and apply.

It is worth mentioning that when checking out, Gu Huaian specifically asked the clerk:

"Do you still have those... firecrackers here?"

"firecracker?"

The shop assistant was stunned.

"As long as it's not throwing cannons, anything else will be fine." Gu Huaian explained: "It's best to wipe cannons or something like that."

"...Why do you want that thing?"

Shang Zhuoyan was confused.

"Let's play, what else can we do?" Gu Huaian said frankly.

Shang Zhuoyan: "(￢_￢) aim"

There are always some bad premonitions.

But this season, there shouldn’t be anyone selling firecrackers, right?

Generally, the season for selling firecrackers is winter. The Chinese New Year atmosphere is like this all over the country.

Where can anyone sell firecrackers in summer?

Gu Huaian was not sure if they were available. Fortunately, the store clerk said that there were still some that were not sold out during the Chinese New Year, but the quality was not guaranteed. He asked Gu Huaian if he wanted them.

"Ok, Ok."

Gu Huaian happily bought a large box, the kind that could be wiped. He seemed very happy, as happy as a fat boy weighing 200 pounds.

Shang Zhuoyan looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that something was up...

Back in the car, after handing out the sausages, Gu Huaian held his phone and didn't know what he was reading.

After Shang Zhuoyan finished eating her sausage, she felt a little unsatisfied. She watched Gu Huaian staring at the phone, so she came up with the idea of ​​grilling Gu Huaian's sausage.

"What are you looking at?"

She quietly leaned over, and the smell of perfume and cosmetics mixed with her was refreshing.

When he bowed his body slightly, Xiong Daxiong Er swayed so much that it made people dizzy.

"Look at this sausage..." Gu Huaian replied.

But the picture on Gu Huaian's cell phone turned out to be...

A certain treasure searched for the interface of volcanic stone sausage.

Shang Zhuoyan: "???"

Shang Zhuoyan had a question mark on her face at that time!

Brother!

Why are you searching for this?

Seemingly seeing Shang Zhuoyan's question, Gu Huaian replied:

"I want to buy two packs and bake them myself. It's not difficult."

As soon as these words came out...

"puff……"

then!

Many viewers who watched the show laughed out loud!

Everyone said:

"Gu Huaian, why are you like my mother?!"

"Hahaha... My mother always thinks that things outside are expensive. After seeing how others make it, she comes back to buy the raw materials and make it herself."

"I just said that you were so generous and bought a lot of them. Why are you just waiting here for such a long time?!"

…

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】

Many things are expensive these days. A dish in a restaurant outside can start at thirty or fifty, like that flavored eggplant, fish-flavored shredded pork...

You can make that kind of dish at home with raw materials for less than ten yuan.

In many street restaurants, the price of ribs is now comparable to that of beef. Ordering fried chicken and grilled fish is better, but ordering ribs will not kill you!

In fact, this is easy to understand, people want to make money.

Who can sell it if there is no profit?

Many young people today believe that spending three to five hundred dollars on a meal out is not considered money, but for many adults, that amount of money is enough to feed the family several meals.

When young people see something delicious, they subconsciously want to try it. However, when many adults see something delicious, they want to buy some raw materials and make it themselves.

Eating out is not as affordable as eating at home.

It’s not complicated to cook a dish these days. You can find it by just opening the online short video software and searching for it.

Life is just firewood, rice, oil and salt. Money is hard to earn and gold and garbage are hard to eat. It’s better to save a little.

Just think of the volcanic stone grilled sausage that Gu Huaian and the others eat. Search it on a certain website. The cheaper one costs less than twenty yuan per pack. There are ten pieces in it, and the average price is less than two yuan per piece.

The slightly more expensive ones are just over 20 yuan. You can say that there are even more expensive ones, but the question is, are the ones used in this street store so expensive?

There's no point in raising that bar.

Are you saying this is difficult to do?

Not difficult to make at all!

When you take it out, don't just throw it in a pot and fry it. You can just throw it in the microwave and heat it up for a few times before eating it.

Spending 5,678 yuan on one stick is not enough to hurt your taste. Why don’t you just buy a few packs and enjoy it? It’s delicious!

"you……"

"you really……"

Shang Zhuoyan opened her mouth, but hesitated for a long time without giving any accurate evaluation. She definitely couldn't say that Thai pants were spicy. In the end, she just gave Gu Huaian a thumbs up.

It means I'm convinced.

It has to be you, Gu Huaian!

"Hahaha……"

Even the audience laughed.

Gu Huaian is not a country man, right? As a celebrity artist who earns hundreds of thousands from writing songs, he has to think about not letting him get cheated when he buys a sausage.

You might say he has no brains, but everything he does is so cost-effective.

The behavior of adults in the family always makes some young people feel embarrassed, but are there no reasons for the behavior of adults?

It’s all the same thing, it’s just something you can do with your hands, and you can save a lot of money. If you ask the adults, why wouldn’t they do it?

As for why everyone laughed at Gu Huai'an, it wasn't actually because they were laughing at him. Maybe they just felt that his behavior was very similar to that of many of their elders.

A bit of a contrast, a bit of a market person, a bit of a thief, but also so sensible that you can't find fault with him, and he also feels so friendly.

"You... do you still want to eat grilled sausage?"

Seeing Gu Huaian staring at the phone endlessly, Shang Zhuoyan quietly put her mouth close to the sausage...

Gently open the cherry mouth, trying to swallow all the sausage into your mouth.

The sausage was skewered with bamboo skewers. She just wanted to bite it off while Gu Huaian wasn't paying attention. Then it would be useless even if Gu Huaian exploded on the spot. The sausage had already been swallowed into her mouth!

Does he still dare to spank himself?

But just when her mouth was about to touch the sausage...

"I'll definitely eat it."

Gu Huaian directly moved the sausage away.

"Well……"

Shang Zhuoyan's cheeks were bulging with anger, and she pouted her little mouth and stared at Gu Huaian resentfully.

"It's not like you don't have any. Why are you eating from me?" Gu Huaian said.

"I've finished eating..." Shang Zhuoyan said aggrievedly.

"You're going to eat other people's food after you've finished eating?"

Gu Huaian was stunned, what's the point of riding a horse!

Is there any justice?

"I... I ate too quickly and didn't taste anything." Shang Zhuoyan also tried to quibble.

"Ah……"

Gu Huai felt happy and couldn't help but smile:

"Are you that Zhu Bajie who eats ginseng fruit? You can't even taste it after eating one..."

"You...who do you think is Zhu Bajie!"

"It's just a metaphor, there's no need to match it."

"You are obviously talking about me! Gu Huaian!"

"Hey, hey, don't stab someone with that stick! Hiss... you really stabbed someone!"

…

in the car.

Gu Huaian was pricked for a long time by Shang Zhuoyan who had finished eating the sausage. Gu Huaian once wondered if he would leak out like Tom Cat in the cartoon "Tom and Jerry" he had seen before.

In the end, it was the actor Su who gave the sausage to Shang Zhuoyan. He was not very happy to eat this kind of food. It was very oily and the meat used was not necessarily healthy.

He maintains his health and eats relatively light meals.

Speaking of which, actor Su is really looking forward to today's horse riding session. His equestrian skills are very good, and there is basically nothing he can't tame unless it's a fierce horse.

Today is the day for him to turn around. He has already thought about it. By then, he can teach Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan to ride horses, and by the way, he and Xilin will have a memory kill.

last night……

Many people didn't notice Xilin and Gu Huaian's "looking forward to the CP", but the actor Su noticed it.

I think that Su Yuntang has been pursuing Xilin for so many years, and the netizens have given him so many names, including "affectionate actor", "dog licker" and "boiling sheep"...

There is no one who can provide CP for him and Xilin!

Gu Huaian and Xilin have only known each other for a few days, and they are already in love!

Is this okay? !

The actor Su has been forced to do this. He has already contacted the company. As long as he and Xilin have some good interactions in the show, you can watch it tonight. It will all be his and Xilin's CP. !

He just hasn't figured out their CP names yet, and MD Gu Huaian doesn't know how to run a business. The CP names of the three female guests are so nice...

"Pei Ban Takes Care of CP" with Pei Jingshu.

Shang Zhuoyan’s “Android CP”.

"Looking to the West CP" with Xilin.

How did you come up with it? ? ?

While the actor Su was immersed in equestrianism, Gu Huaian was staring thoughtfully at the box of firecrackers in his hand.

…

In fact, I am not afraid to tell you that every song written in the early stage is foreshadowing, and there will be echoes and explosions in the later stage;

I am a very stubborn person. I never care about what others say or ask me to do. I don’t care. I just write whatever I want!

Friends who like to read, I believe you will fall in love with this book after reading it. If you are like me, then I think this...

Thai pants are hot!