Chapter 128 You don’t want the body you will get in the future. The role played by the nose is very
The Dark Age was so far away that it was beyond Chen Shu's knowledge. There were not many people in the world who knew what exactly happened in the first place and why the gods carved zeros.
It is said that a long time ago, the spiritual thoughts in the air were pure, and those who breathed in the spiritual energy of heaven and earth had the vision of becoming gods. It was far from the mess and chaos it is today.
And from what Sha Mao said, I'm afraid even she suffered a lot back then.
Sha Mao's face was very expressive, and she was the type who couldn't hide anything at all. Looking at her expression, Chen Shu basically knew that she was thinking about something very rude.
"Then, wouldn't the situation of the humans and gods be too easy?" Chen Shu said, "This is Tang Monk's meat, and everyone wants to take a bite."
Sha Mao said: "That's not necessarily the case."
"Both humans and gods are weak in strength, you will know later."
Chen Shu turned to look at Sha Mao strangely, and said suspiciously: "But how do you know this? Your escape is only a matter of this year, right?"
For more than half a year, this fat cat has been staying by Chen Shu's side. Where did he get all this news?
Sha Mao said with a serious face: "Rely on your sincerity."
Chen Shu:? ? ?
If you don’t want to say it, don’t say it!
"oops"
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A helpless expression appeared on Sha Mao's face: "You don't understand even after I tell you. It's a job anyway, and few things can be hidden from me. I remember that I used this job to sense important events even though I was several worlds away. Happened, I just appeared..."
"But those guys were too bad at that time. As soon as I showed up, they all put aside their previous grudges and joined forces to attack me, which made me... Although I am a little weaker now, it is not difficult to collect some information."
Chen Shu: "...How many kinds of duties have you mastered?"
"Not much."
The fat cat stretched out his paw and counted: "Only a dozen or so."
Seeing Fat Mao's complacent look, Chen Shu fell into thinking:
This is part treasure hunt, part snooping for information, and then as soon as you show up, everyone attacks you. It always feels like you, a fat cat, are up to no good!
He had even imagined in his mind that many people were competing for a certain treasure, and then the claws of a fat cat suddenly sneaked out of the void...
hiss……
No wonder it was sealed.
I'm afraid there are many enemies, right?
"last question."
Chen Shu asked: "Since I am not a human god, will it be a great supplement to them if you eat me?"
Sha Mao said: "What do you think?"
"I'm afraid your attractiveness is even greater than that of ordinary humans and gods."
As for your completely unreasonable promotion, it is difficult to say that it is not a great supplement.
Chen Shu asked curiously: "Then why don't you eat?"
"Of course it's because I can't fight...cough"
Sha Mao quickly changed his tone and said: "...I am a great cat god. I don't need or bother to do such a thing!"
Signing a contract with Chen Shu was already embarrassing enough. If she forcibly broke the contract and attacked Chen Shu, not to mention whether her current small body could withstand the backlash of the contract, it would be even more embarrassing if she couldn't defeat him! ?
Kittens are so smart!
How could she do such a thing?
Are you interested in looking at the emotions that are almost entirely expressed on Fat Cat’s face? Okay, I’m afraid you’re not interested! Chen Shu finally decided to start cheating!
"Um……"
Chen Shu said: "Then is it possible that you are trying to slowly regain your strength, relax my vigilance, and then eat me again at the critical moment?"
Fat Cat:? ? ?
What are you doing?
If you want to kill me, why don't you just say so?
"As a cat god, you can't sign a contract with me because you really want to help me, right?"
"Think about it, as the first cat born in the universe, I think you must have your own pride. When you were at your weakest, I took advantage of you and signed a contract with me. You You must be very unwilling, don’t you want to come back with revenge?”
"You've never done anything in this long time, have you?"
"As for my body, although I don't know what's going on, something extraordinary has indeed happened. I think even ordinary humans and gods can't compare with me. Don't you want to try it? ?”
"Maybe I can restore most of your strength in one go?"
? ? ?
That seems to make sense...
Fat cat: Σ(°ロ°)! !
The God of Contract is above.
Slander! He is slandering me!
I feel very comfortable staying by your spiritual sea!
Don't talk nonsense!
Looking at the confused expression on Fat Cat's face.
The preparations had been made, and Chen Shu said at this moment: "How about this, let's cooperate."
"If I die, how about giving my body to you?"
"Then the body will be at your disposal. I think my body still has some value, whether it is for exchange or for you to absorb it yourself."
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"And in exchange, how about you protect me before I die?"
"Think about it, human life is very short, only a few hundred years at most. This shouldn't be considered a long time to you, right?"
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Finally, Chen Shu revealed his true purpose.
It’s a fat cat!
Because Sha Mao was of extremely high status and was destined by fate, even if he signed a contract, Chen Shu's binding force on him would be extremely small, and there was no way to compare it with the Butcher's Knife.
So this fat cat has been shrinking on the edge of Chen Shu's spiritual sea almost since he was born. If he can't do anything, he won't do anything. There is no way.
Chen Shu was also given a lot of promises in the middle, "I also know a little bit about the time department duties" and "Space department duties, I'll teach you!" "This, it's quite simple..."
The result...it's just a cake!
When Chen Shu asked for advice later, the fat cat lay down there and started pretending to be dead.
You know, this fat cat is a huge treasure trove!
Not to mention anything else, even some positions leaked from her claws were enough for Chen Shu to eat and drink. He had been coveting many related positions for a long time.
Sha Mao's eyes flashed and said, "Really?"
It would be a lie to say that she was not interested in Chen Shu.
But unlike those evil gods, Sha Mao was not interested in the strength brought by Chen Shu's body, but more in his body itself.
Cats are naturally curious, and even the Cat God is not surprised. Even this curiosity will be even more exaggerated, to the point that she has no way to control it - otherwise you would think that her detective duties are How did you master it?
After staying in Chen Shu's body for so long, she still doesn't understand what this guy's strength is? How could it be improved so much inexplicably?
This made her feel like she was scratching her own skin, it was extremely itchy.
And because he was once the incarnation of [wealth] and [nobility], his paranoia about treasures was also extremely extreme. Otherwise, during that period, he would not have been in a situation where everyone was shouting for beatings.
Who says that Chen Shu's body is not a treasure?
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"make a deal!"
"very good."
Chen Shu nodded with satisfaction: "Then come and work."
"My nose is going to be like a god."
"You don't want the body you will get in the future to have a weak nose, right?"
Fat Cat:? (End of chapter)