Chapter 137 Gu Huaqiang steals the spotlight with his ability to cut melons! kitchen knife! She real
Chapter 137 Gu Huaqiang steals the spotlight with his ability to cut melons! kitchen knife! She really... I cried to death!
"..."
After Gu Huaian finished speaking, the scene was stunned for a moment.
Immediately afterwards...
"puff……"
"Hahaha……"
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
Netizens in the live broadcast room next door also laughed like crazy, and everyone said:
"Hey... Gu Huaian, you really deserve it!"
"I was also thinking that you are so well-dressed and you have changed your gender. You have been making trouble for a long time and you are still showing off your eyes!"
"I'm really convinced. It's so easy to be so refined. Can't you stop breaking my filter on you?"
"Ahaha...this is my brother!"
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To be honest, when Gu Huaian first appeared, because he was really refined, like that kind of "rich man", many viewers felt that there was some distance between them and Gu Huaian.
The usual Gu Huaian, who has a village spirit and is as silly as the boy next door downstairs, you will feel that there is no distance between you and him. When you see him, you even want to stuff him with buns or noodles. Because you know he will be happy eating it.
But for Gu Huaian, who was dressed so exquisitely, any piece of clothing he wore might be worth several years of someone else's salary, and a pair of socks might cost more than 699...
Gu Huaian, who exuded an air of "nobleness" all over his body, was no longer my "brother in the village". He seemed to have suddenly turned into a "star" that was unattainable to everyone.
They seem to be no different from those celebrities that everyone knows are high and unattainable.
Although no one said it, this feeling was very strong, and almost all viewers who liked Gu Huaian recognized it...
but!
When Gu Huaian said the sentence just now:
"These clothes are quite expensive, and they are rented. It's hard to return them if they get dirty."
The moment these words were spoken...
Many viewers immediately felt that the "sense of distance" that they had always felt between them and Gu Huaian disappeared in an instant!
Gu Huaian's words immediately shattered him into pieces!
He is still the silly boy, the boy next door with a village spirit, and Gu Laoliu who can easily get rid of a few dozen yuan for some clothes.
so……
Don't look at the fact that people are calling him "eyebag" everywhere on the Internet right now, but because of this sentence, everyone really likes him!
Some of the guests at the scene were also happy. They were not laughing at them, but they really felt that they were very happy...
In fact, most of the clothes that artists wear on shows or performances are rented, because those clothes are very expensive. Who would just casually buy clothes that easily cost millions?
Even celebrities don't spend money like this. No one's money comes from the strong wind.
Yes, there may be some first-tier celebrities who bought them themselves, but how many real first-tier celebrities are there in the entire entertainment industry?
Most artists rent their clothes. You are like the group of people backstage at "Times Singer" today. Who is not the same as Gu Huaian?
You ask them why there are so many fruit snacks on the table and they dare not eat any of them?
Because like Gu Huaian, they are afraid of getting their clothes dirty!
Makeup must be touched up if stained, clothes cannot be returned if stained, these are all details, but they have a tacit understanding to maintain their own dignity without saying anything explicitly.
Besides, there’s no need to say this kind of thing explicitly!
In other words, Gu Huaian, the one with the big eyes...
Even though you know your clothes might get stained, you still want to eat them!
To be honest, when he was nibbling on that peach just now, his assistant Jiang Nuan behind the camera almost went up to hold him down...
Gu Huaian is so "real" this time!
The cold fair-skinned beauty Pei Jingshu looked at Gu Huaian who was wiping his hands with a smile. To be honest, this kind of Gu Huaian was the Gu Huaian she was used to, and it would give her a very familiar feeling.
"Ah……"
On the other hand, it was Zheng Yunbin on the side. This kid always seemed to be unable to see the situation clearly. He thought everyone was laughing at Gu Huaian, so he sneered and said:
"It's just a piece of clothing, how expensive can it be?"
His family is very wealthy, and he has been rebellious since he was a child. There is no one in the family to take care of him, so he naturally doesn't look down on other poor people. You think he is a rapper.
As soon as he said these words, almost all the guests' faces froze for a moment...
The barrage was also full of curses, because it felt like this guy was scolding everyone.
There are always so many rich second generations in this circle. I have a movie theater at home, don’t you? I have a very large winery at home...
Yes, you have these things, you are awesome, but don’t come out to show off, because to put it bluntly, these things are not yours, but your father’s. In the end, you will still fight for your father.
To put it a little deeper, it’s because your reincarnation skills were good in your previous life.
It really has nothing to do with you now.
Zheng Yunbin has no emotional intelligence, and he also comes from a wealthy family. Why is it that Jiang Shuo is the top Jiang PD, and Pei Jingshu is Bai Yueguang's "internal entertainment beauty" with excellent reputation? He is just the son of an old man. "ah?
If you don’t talk about others, just talk about Jiang Shuo. You can go back and count it in detail. Faced with Gu Huaian’s various "village spirit" measures, Jiang Shuo never said he was ridiculing him. He just said that the standards are different and the three views are different. Zheng Yunbin was dismissed directly. Ridicule, this is such a big difference!
Regarding such a topic, Gu Huaian did not choose to answer. He just smiled and continued to eat with his strange movements.
Indeed, this piece of clothing might be worth hundreds of thousands, and it's not like Gu Huaian can't afford it. His current price for writing a song starts at one million.
Among the well-known singers in the lounge tonight, someone will definitely ask him to make a singing appointment later. The money he earns by exchanging a song in the system mall is enough to buy more than a dozen pieces of these clothes.
but!
Gu Huaian knew his origins very well.
It is easy for him to make this kind of money, but it is not easy for his mother to make this kind of money. Hundreds of thousands may be as simple as what others say. His mother in a small county town may only make this kind of money by opening a fried skewers shop in a year.
So never use your own values to measure other people's lives. There is no comparison.
For Gu Huaian, the money for this dress could allow his mother in a small county town to rest for a whole year, but he was forced to buy it because it got stained by eating...
Stupid? !
Something is wrong!
In the future, he will make a lot of money. He is really above the top of the first-tier. He has made several small goals in a year. Gu Huaian may be more casual and not care too much about clothes worth hundreds of thousands...
But at least not now.
"cough……"
He probably felt that Zheng Yunbin's speech was a bit dangerous. The barrage was full of curses. His staff coughed and glared at him.
"cut……"
Zheng Yunbin turned his head sideways with a look of disdain.
Such arrogant and domineering trousers are really not suitable for the entertainment industry of this era, because their existence is incompatible with the existence of ordinary people.
However, they also want to make money from ordinary people's pockets.
You sell things to others that you don't even like, and you make money from them, and you still laugh at them for not being able to buy expensive things...
What are you pretending to be?
"give me one."
I don't know if I can't stand it anymore, but the cold fair-skinned beauty Pei Jingshu suddenly called Gu Huaian to get a peach for herself.
After Gu Huaian handed it to her, she also imitated Gu Huaian's movements, "carefully" and "for fear of staining her skirt", and began to eat the peach.
To be honest, Pei Jingshu's acting skills are not good. She is not an actress after all. She eats slowly and eats very "exaggeratedly".
But this kind of move moved many people very much...
"Sister Pei!!!"
"She really... I cried to death!"
"This is why I like Pei Jingshu!"
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The barrage started rolling.
Pei Jingshu comes from a very good family, and paparazzi have revealed this before. They are both from rich families, but she and Zheng Yunbin are at opposite ends of the spectrum.
So in fact, it’s not the kids from rich families that the audience hates. Yes, everyone hates the rich, but education is engraved in their bones. Some people are rich because they have a reason to be rich, and they deserve to be rich; but there are also some people who just hate the rich. It's annoying to have the words "nouveau riche" etched on your face.
Gu Huaian would never change himself just because of what others said. He would eat what he should eat and he didn't think there was anything wrong with doing so.
It is worth mentioning that……
It seems that because Pei Jingshu took the lead, several other singers didn't like Zheng Yunbin, so they also started eating peaches with Pei Jingshu.
Finally, there were not enough peaches to divide, so I went to divide the grapes...
Gu Huaian didn't even have enough to eat.
Helpless, Gu Huaian had no choice but to ask the staff of the program team:
"Do you have any knives here?"
"ah?"
The program crew was still confused. Several staff members were startled and thought he was trying to protect his food with a knife in order to prevent other guests from eating it.
Zheng Yunbin's staff were also shocked. They thought Gu Huaian was going to stab Zheng Yunbin with a knife...
The guests also looked at Gu Huaian in confusion, thinking that he was such a ruthless person!
The audience all said that they did a great job and it would be better to stab Zheng Yunbin to the employer. They have been dissatisfied with him for a long time!
Zheng Yunbin himself was also startled. He glared on the spot and shrank back subconsciously. If he hadn't just mocked him, he wouldn't go under the knife, brother!
As a result, Gu Huaian pointed to the watermelon and cantaloupe over there and said:
"I want to cut this off."
"Harmful……"
At that time, many people almost rolled their eyes. Gu Huaian wanted to cut the melon after making such a fuss for a long time.
I’m so looking forward to this one!
The staff brought a fruit knife to Gu Huaian. Maybe he was not worried about Gu Huaian. When the staff member who brought the fruit knife to Gu Huaian handed it to him, he said:
"This... is just for cutting fruit."
"What else?" Gu Huaian was still wondering at that time.
"Hahaha……"
Some people at the scene couldn't help laughing.
No, do you really think Gu Huaian is going to stab Zheng Yunbin with a knife?
Gu Huaian was so tortured!
While laughing, Gu Huaian went back to cut melons with a small fruit knife. It is worth mentioning that maybe because Gu Huaian was holding the knife, Zheng Yunbin did not dare to talk to him. He always shrank to one side, as if he was afraid of Gu Huaian's cutting. While cutting the melon, she suddenly turned around and stabbed him.
He didn't think Gu Huaian would really stab him. After all, this was backstage during the recording of the show, and there were so many people watching.
But who made him mock Gu Huaian just now, and he didn't deal with Gu Huaian, so he always had some "self-suggestion" in his heart...
His cowardly look made many viewers happy.
It is worth mentioning that……
Didn't Gu Huaian cut melons there?
And because the knife provided by the program crew was too small, even if the melons on the table were not big, the small fruit knife used to peel apples was not very good at cutting melons.
So Gu Huaian asked the program team:
"Do you have a kitchen knife?"
Program team: "..."
At that time, the program team had nothing to say, "Brother, why are you asking for a kitchen knife from one of us who is doing a singer show? Are you serious?" !
"Singer of the Times" is a very professional singer stage. Everyone focuses on the stage and performance, but who cares about eating and drinking?
These fruits are actually displayed here as decorations. Although they are fresh fruits that are changed frequently, few guests will actually eat them.
Gu Huaian, this old guy, doesn't play by the rules. Not only does he eat, he also eats everything, even watermelons and cantaloupe!
There is no one left!
"a ha ha ha……"
Many viewers and guests at the scene were also happy. As expected, it had to be Gu Huaian. No one else could have done this.
Unknowingly, not many people paid attention to the performance in the studio. Everyone came to watch Huai'an "cut the melon".
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】
The system also gave Gu Huaian a critical hit with points.
Speaking of which, there is really no need to use a watermelon knife to cut melons. They all use kitchen knives.
The watermelon you eat at home in the summer doesn't have any garlic or onion flavor, and it doesn't taste authentic.
"No."
Of course, the program team will definitely not bring a kitchen knife to Gu Huaian. They don't have any here. They are not a food variety show.
"Well……"
Gu Huaian looked helpless, looking at the small fruit knife in his hand and the watermelon in front of him that was out of proportion to the size of the fruit knife, and was a little confused.
If you want to say you don't want to eat it, it's still a bit inappropriate, but here it is...
"cut!"
Finally, Gu Huaian made a major decision, which was to use a fruit knife to open the watermelon.
But it definitely can’t be cut from top to bottom like a kitchen knife, and it can’t be cut...
But they saw Gu Huaian holding the watermelon in his left hand and holding a fruit knife in his right hand, gesticulating with the watermelon for a long time. Everyone thought he was going to cut it from top to bottom, but who knew...
suddenly!
Gu Huaian pulled the watermelon knife back!
Aim for the center of the side of the watermelon!
"puff!"
Stab it in with one knife!
"????"
then!
A barrage of question marks!
"No, what kind of melon-cutting technique is this?!"
"Gu Huaian, who taught you how to cut melons like this?!"
"You stupid Gu Huaian, are you cutting melons or stabbing people?"
"You don't have a dozen lives on your hands to be able to pull off this trick!"
"You should change your name from now on. Don't call him Gu Huaian, call him Gu Huaqiang!"
"Ah hahaha... I'm laughing so hard at this joke hahaha..."
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"puff……"
"Hahaha……"
The guests at the scene also laughed like crazy, and one even raised his hand to applaud Gu Huaian.
Who has ever seen such a "cut melon"!
Those who know are cutting melons, but those who don’t know are still thinking about stabbing people!
Just then!
"boom!"
Suddenly there was a muffled sound in the direction of Zheng Yunbin. He was originally sitting on a small chair, and then he was watching Gu Huai'an cutting melons. He was so frightened that he kept shrinking back.
Just now, Gu Huaian stabbed Na Guali with his knife. He was so frightened that the chair leg tripped and he lost control of his balance and fell backwards!
"Hey..."
He sat down directly on the ground.
"a ha ha ha……"
The whole audience laughed louder at that time.
What’s very funny is that someone in the comment area of the live broadcast room said that Zheng Yunbin thought Gu Huaian was trying to stab Gu Huaian...
By the way, you won’t be so scared, brother!
All in all, the scene was very funny and the show was very effective.
"Are you okay?"
Gu Huaian was relatively close to Zheng Yunbin. At that time, Gu Huaian just pulled out the knife. Then he saw Zheng Yunbin fell and wanted to help him.
"You...don't come over."
God knows how frightened Zheng Yunbin was when he saw Gu Huaian coming over with a knife!
There was still red watermelon juice on the knife in his hand. The scene was so eye-catching that Zheng Yunbin was so frightened that he repeatedly waved his hands to prevent Gu Huaian from coming over, for fear that Gu Huaian would be stabbed by him.
"Hahahaha...goose goose..."
Many viewers laughed out loud. This was so damn funny.
How can we sleep with you smiling like this in the middle of the night?
"That's not it……"
Gu Huaian was still confused. No, it was just a melon. As for so many scenes?
While laughing, Gu Huaian finally cut the melon.
Gu Huaian was also very polite and gave melons to every guest.
However, there were also a few guests who refused, such as a few female guests. They were not being pretentious. They could eat some fruit at night without gaining weight. The main reason was that they had to refill their lipstick after eating this.
Not everyone is like Pei Jingshu, who "has no hesitation" for the sake of Huaian.
At this moment, Pei Jingshu had already applied lipstick several times.
When the carving is over...
A funny scene occurred.
That is, almost all the guests followed Gu Huaian to "eat melon". While everyone was eating melon, they watched the singer singing in the studio over there.
It’s so funny!
"Hey, hey..."
Some viewers couldn’t stand it anymore and expressed:
"Why is there a scene where Gu Huai'an is there? The style of painting is always easy to go astray!"
"The biggest celebrity in domestic entertainment is not Gu Huaian, and I won't even admit it!"
"He truly leads everyone to 'eat melon'!"
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When the latter group of singers came in after the competition, they saw a room full of guests "eating melon". Everyone was dumbfounded at that time.
The funniest thing is that when the guests from the latter group talked about their performance on stage, the other guests had no idea...
Because everyone was just watching the famous scene of "Gu Huaqiang stabbing melon" and didn't even have time to watch their performance.
And what about Gu Huaian?
This old man even handed melons to the new guests.
It was so messed up by the new guest!
What no one expected was that because of Gu Huaian's presence, the show's style would go astray!
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】
[Ding, host... points +91X5! 】
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Gu Huaian's system also gave him several rounds of critical hits with points. Gu Huaian forgot the specific number of rounds. Anyway, judging from the increase in the background, there must be five to six thousand points.
What a huge profit this night!
Then a very funny thing is...
Aren't the backstage lounge and the frontstage studio two live broadcast rooms? The frontstage studio has a higher flow of people. After all, people who come to watch the show are watching the performance.
But because Gu Huaian was working backstage at "Time Singer", the number of people online at the same time in the backstage lounge was actually higher than in the frontstage studio!
The audience activity is about twice that of the front studio!
Gu Huaian's wave is really...
The strength steals the spotlight!
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Sorry, I sent it to the wrong friends. I can’t take it back, so I’ll just post it as an update...