Chapter 137 Trouble him and turn him upside down! (Please give me a monthly ticket!)
This morning, Li Youzhi himself was suffocating!
Some of the recruiting units that come to the campus recruitment fair do have good reputations in the industry, but there are very few recruitment positions for such units. HR comes to pick and choose a few resumes and completes the KPIs before they are no longer in business.
Some state-owned enterprises, such as Rongying Group, ask for parents' information as soon as they get started, making it clear that even if they are not related to the company, they should not submit their resumes.
These big companies are actually quite good, but the recruitment booths of those small companies are really outrageous!
All kinds of PUAs draw big pie, make demands, and talk about dedication, but they don't talk about salary.
Li Youzhi thought that his qualifications were pretty good, but the companies he submitted his resume to were still picking and choosing with his brilliant resume, and finally gave a solution of going back and waiting for the announcement.
Like Huang Ming's, it's obviously a leather bag company with a dozen or even a few people. Pass PUA to those who come to apply, offer a low base salary, and prepare to use the fresh graduates as big animals.
Taking Zhou Yuan, Gu Dong and others back to the school recruitment fair, Li Youzhi took his resume and searched around before finding the "Shanhehai Advertising".
When he saw the other party's information board that said "Department of Media, fresh graduates from the Department of Performance are preferred, operations, short video actors, directors, editors, a large number of post-production positions", he walked forward directly.
The HR and two staff members on site were reviewing the food in the Agricultural University cafeteria, and they had obviously already had lunch.
Seeing Li Youzhi sitting in front of the booth with his resume in hand, the pretty female HR waved her hand.
"Hey, didn't you see we were taking a lunch break?"
Da Ma Jin Dao sat on the stool and looked at the female HR opposite her with her legs crossed, silk pants and stiletto heels up and down. Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
"Then when will you start?"
Raising her hand to look at the exquisite ladies' watch on her wrist, HR responded casually.
"There are still fifteen minutes left. If you want to apply for the job and submit your resume, go and wait over there first and come back in twenty minutes."
Li Youzhi didn't move his buttocks. He looked at HR in front of him with his left leg crossed over his right leg, and he crossed his legs in a classy manner.
"Hey, are you someone who doesn't understand or what? I told you we were on lunch break. If you want to apply, go wait outside!"
Faced with the dissatisfaction on HR's face, Li Youzhi smiled lightly.
Do you really think this is your company?
This is the territory of our Agricultural University!
"Why should I wait outside? Aren't you on lunch break? Then you can take a break. I'll line up here to take a seat, so that other students won't have to fight with me."
This man! Why can't you tell the height of your eyebrows?
Just when the HR wanted to coax Li Youzhi away, some students who had been rejected many times in the morning and came over after lunch to continue fighting had already begun to enter the room.
The recruitment booth of Shanhehai Advertising was quite close to the aisle. Seeing Li Youzhi, some students hurried over.
"President, are you here so early at noon?"
"How many copies did you submit this morning?"
"Stop talking! Didn't you see that the president is applying for a job? We'll talk about it later."
"Oh oh oh..."
Seeing that there were so many classmates who knew Li Youzhi, the female HR's attitude became more correct.
She sat up slightly and coughed slightly.
He put down his legs, put the stilettos on the ground on his feet, and sat down opposite Li Youzhi with a stool. After taking Li Youzhi's resume, he tapped the table with a ballpoint pen.
"Since you are so eager, tell me why you came to our company to submit your resume?"
well……
Li Youzhi laughed angrily.
This IQ can also be used as a HR. Your company should really recruit more people to improve the average IQ.
"There are more than 200 companies in the campus recruitment fair today. Is the chance that I will submit my resume in front of your booth very low?"
Li Youzhi choked on his words and couldn't breathe. Seeing the students behind him covering their mouths and laughing, the female HR's tone was filled with anger.
"What position do you want to apply for?"
"Be a short video actor, I'm good at this."
Li Youzhi pointed to the second item on the information board.
The female HR nodded and clicked her tongue;
"Well, it's pretty good on your resume. But your experience in a campus drama club is just that. We still have to train it again after we get to the company. And as a short video actor, your image is too ordinary. .
After coming to our company, you may have to learn from the most basic, including post-editing, shooting assistant... Oh, can you drive, and do you have a driver's license? Sometimes when we shoot on location, we may need a temporary driver. It would be best if you have a driver's license and can drive.
And there’s English. I think you’ve only passed CET-4, so this isn’t quite enough. After all, sometimes we also take orders from overseas, so if you have better English skills, you’ll improve faster..."
Coming, coming, CPU is coming!
Seeing the female HR opposite her dangling her high heels while picking at her resume, Li Youzhi showed a kind smile.
After patiently listening to the other party criticizing his resume from beginning to end, Li Youzhi waved secretly to Zhou Yuan behind him who was already about to take action.
"Excuse me, are there any more?"
"No, our company is more flexible in recruitment. If you want to come to our company, we can give you an interview now. If you perform well, we can hire you now, and you can come to work in the company tomorrow. "
Seeing that the other party finally finished speaking, Li Youzhi nodded.
"Okay, now that you've finished speaking, let me ask, how is the salary package in our company?"
Upon hearing Li Youzhi's question, HR's brows suddenly furrowed.
"Why are you fresh graduates so impetuous? You haven't even met yet, and yet you come up and ask about salary and benefits? Our company's salary is RMB 500 during the three-month internship period, and 8-12K after becoming a full-time employee."
Okay, okay...
After hearing the reply from HR, Li Youzhi felt that he had accumulated enough anger and the skill advance was completed.
Silently standing up from the stool, he reached out and took his resume back from the HR's hand.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
What to do?
Make a revolution!
Holding his resume in his hand, Li Youzhi grinned.
"Should I call you HR or SB? Why are you hiring for 500 yuan during the internship period? You might as well hire volunteers!"
Behind him, those classmates who had just witnessed HR's various criticisms and were also very angry heard his curse and instantly felt the evil fire in their hearts spurting out from Li Youzhi's mouth!
I blanch it, it feels so good!
Beep!
Received amazing points, 319 points!
Hearing the amazing value-deposit notification next to his ear, Li Youzhi took a deep breath and started outputting!
"It's 8-12k after becoming a full-time employee. Is there any chance of becoming a full-time employee? It's almost the full-time job and you can find any reason to fire me, and then you can recruit a big bastard to be your bastard for three months, right?"
Beep!
Received amazing points, 411 points!
"A typical leather bag company like yours doesn't have a sewing machine! Calling you a company is just trying to flatter you. You guys are a typical gang!"
Beep!
Received amazing points, 555 points!
"Fresh graduates will be given priority to train new people, and I will train them! Do you think that fresh graduates have no social experience and are easier to deceive? You bunch of bastards, CCTV legal channel in the morning and evening. It's nothing! Why don't you pay five hundred a month? …”
In front of a group of classmates behind him who were trembling with joy, Li Youzhi took out five red tickets from his pocket and threw them in the HR's face.
"I'll give you five hundred, Zhou Yuan, Gu Dong!"
"Brother Zhi, what are you doing!"
Upon hearing Li Youzhi's greeting, Zhou Yuan and others, who had been gearing up for a long time, walked up with grimaces on their lips.
Sitting on the stool, Li Youzhi pointed to the company's recruitment booth.
"Take off their sign and throw it in the trash can! The trash cans outside the school and the Agricultural University's trash cans cannot hold such dirty garbage!"
"Okay!"
Following Li Youzhi's instructions, Zhou Yuan and Gu Dong pulled down the "Mountain and Sea Advertisement" signboard on the recruitment booth and the recruitment information posted on the tent. Tuanba Tuanba walked towards Off campus.
The awnings provided by the school are all provided by the school. Standing under the booth that is bare and without the plaque, only a table is left. Seeing more and more agricultural college students gathering around, and listening to the angry or gloating comments from those young voices, the female HR's face with thick makeup turned a lead color.
"If I help you find a job through this school recruitment, I will take your last name!"
Looking at the trembling finger pointing at him, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows and became happy.
"Fuck you, who wants a daughter like you?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Brother Zhi, hero!"
"What the hell, if the next warrior hero of LOL is not Li Youzhi, I will delete my account!"
Beep!
Received amazing points, 1032 points!
Li Youzhi let out a long breath when he heard another amazing reminder of value being credited to his ears.
Damn it, it feels so good.
This bad breath has come out, but what should I do about the proposed task?
Just when Li Youzhi was secretly distressed, outside the crowd.
Looking at the jubilant and excited classmates and seeing Li Youzhi surrounded by the crowd, Huang Ming pursed his lips and clenched his fists tightly.
He never thought that one day he would find Li Youzhi handsome.
…
After tearing down the advertising company's sign and watching the other party go to the Employment Guidance Center to complain, Li Youzhi returned to the dormitory as he was no longer in the mood to hang out with the school recruitment meeting.
After driving a group of unfaithful people who came to pay homage out of the dormitory, he threw himself on the bed and turned on his cell phone.
In the comment area of Doushou, more than 2,000 new replies were posted throughout the morning.
Without exception, they are all happy people asking about their recruitment status.
"How is the situation at the school recruitment meeting this morning, Xiaozhi? Why don't you report it quickly?"
"Hahaha, needless to say, it must have been a failure. It's not like I have never experienced school recruitment. What kind of person can find a satisfactory job through school recruitment?"
"Brother, I'm in such good shape now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to find a job. I'll introduce you to a club where you can earn five thousand a night!"
"Zhao! That idiot in front of you, you really want to make this guy drunk, don't you? There are a lot of female customers in this kind of club you mentioned! After two months, there will be a lot of people! "
"Hahahahahaha, why hasn't there been any movement all morning? Live broadcast! I suggest you live broadcast. No matter what the application result is, you will have a lot of fun live broadcasting for us!"
Beep!
Receive a suggested task (live broadcast application process) with a difficulty level of 3 stars. After completion, you will receive an F-level treasure chest.
Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he saw the new tasks refreshed on the system panel.
Wall bang!
At the same time, a WeChat message alert popped up on his phone.
"Brother Zhi, get out of the way! The HR just went to the employment center to complain, and now the leader of the employment center is leading people to your dormitory!"
Pressing the message from Wang Hui with his finger, Li Youzhi pursed his lips and glanced at the two latest tasks on the system panel;
1. Live broadcast the application process, the difficulty is 3 stars, and you can get an F-level treasure chest after completing it.
2. Participate in school recruitment fairs and attend as many interviews as possible. This task is a floating task. The higher the completion level, the higher the level of the reward chest.
Today is today!
Pu Leng suddenly sat up from the bed, and Li Youzhi sent a voice message directly to Wang Hui.
"Brother Hui, tell your classmates now to submit your resume for me! Just look for companies with harsh conditions and low wages, but easy to get hired! Tell them to leave my phone number on their resume, and I will go and interview them for them. !”
It’s like this anyway, why not just cause him so much trouble!
The pretense must be thorough and the destruction must be powerful.
Just do it and it’s over!
PS: Sorry, I went to the hospital this morning, so the update is late.