Chapter 139 College students reorganize their workplace! (Three updates and 10,000 words, please vot
A group of people who woke up early in the morning with nothing to do, or who were just checking in and trying to have fun, originally expected to see the scene of Li Youzhi being pushed to the ground and rubbed by the interviewer.
After all, everyone has experienced it before looking for a job after graduation.
For most people, that is not a particularly good memory.
As we all know, most of the happiness in this world comes from the miserable plight of others.
If you ask a group of happy people to go through the process of finding a job after graduation, they will definitely not be happy. But if you let them watch others applying for jobs, they will climax in minutes!
However, through Li Youzhi's live broadcast and hearing his violent and aggressive interview methods, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded!
"Am I getting old? Have the interview methods of this year's college students been upgraded to this?"
"You can stay up late and work overtime, but you can't kill me! I'm so stupid! You have such a unique personality!"
"Ah...why is he so awesome? Does his family know that he is so awesome?"
"I squirted a mouthful of fucking lemonade onto the keyboard! Brother, why are you so grumpy!"
"Suddenly I was stunned, and then suddenly I laughed like crazy! It was so explosive! This guy is so awesome, he said something I didn't dare to say back then!"
"Why is there no picture? I want to see the picture. I want to see HR's face. Brother, I advise you to put your phone on HR's face and take a picture. I want to see the expression on his face!!!"
Beep!
Received a stunning value of 1022 points!
Beep!
Receive a suggested task (shut the mobile phone camera into HR's face and show it to netizens), the difficulty is 2 stars, and you can get an F-level reward treasure chest after completing it.
Interview site.
Hearing the two system prompts in his ears, Li Youzhi directly picked up his schoolbag, took out his mobile phone, and pointed the camera at the messy HR.
Amid the barrage of laughter, Li Youzhi blinked and smiled.
"Leader, do you have anything else to ask?"
"roll!"
Get out, just get out!
Seeing the furious interviewer, Li Youzhi, who successfully received an F-level treasure box, stepped out of the way.
It's not that I'm afraid of HR, it's mainly that I have limited time - I have to interview more than 20 companies in this day!
Time is money, time is reward!
After coming out of the media company, Li Youzhi rushed to a trading company more than one kilometer nearby - it was said to be a business, but in fact, it was mainly engaged in selling goods online.
When he entered the company's human resources department, there were already two interviewers who looked like fresh graduates lining up in front of him.
Sitting on the bench in the corridor, Li Youzhi looked at his phone.
In just over half an hour, the number of people in the live broadcast room has skyrocketed to 2,000+!
Seeing the frantic barrage on the screen, Li Youzhi simply changed the name of the live broadcast room to "Sexy Graduates, Cleaning Up the Workplace Online" to keep up the good work and maintain the same interview style.
The main hit is a blast!
As expected, this name attracted more traffic than the previous one.
When the interview assistant called Li Youzhi's name, the number of people in the live broadcast room had increased to 3,000+!
Putting his cell phone in his bag and putting it away, Li Youzhi strode into the conference hall that was temporarily used as an interview room.
He nodded lightly to HR No. 2, who was sitting behind the long table, and then sat down on the chair with great ease.
"Zhou Yuan, right?"
This time HR didn’t even care whether Li Youzhi matched the photo, he was straightforward;
"Let's start the interview now."
"Wait a minute!"
Seeing that the aura of HR No. 2 was relatively stable, Li Youzhi decided to take the initiative!
"Our time is precious, so leader, I think everyone can be more honest. If you have any ideas, express them directly so that the two-way choice does not waste each other's time."
Being directly led by Li Youzhi, HR No. 2 frowned and raised his head.
After looking at Li Youzhi half way up and down, he was happy.
"Okay, I like the way you young people talk. Let's be straightforward during this period. Our company has a lot of business and it's quite complex. Can you accept working overtime without overtime pay?"
Hearing the question from HR No. 2, the barrage in Li Youzhi’s live broadcast room surged!
"Wozhinima, this is really shameless!"
"If you can ask this kind of question, this company is probably a big deal, and the salary will definitely not be very high."
"Hey... Damn, my current company is like this. If you want to work, you have to work overtime until ten or eleven every day. Not to mention overtime pay, wages are not paid on time!"
"Really, I find that the busier the company is and the more overtime work is done, the worse the work efficiency will be, and the more the boss will charge you!"
"I can't help it...it's basically like this now. To put it bluntly, the company just pays you full salary and feels it's a loss, and always wants you to make up for it. Damn it, when I was interviewed, I said I would work eight hours and have two weekends off, but it turned out that I was working every week. It’s all 997. I have no choice...I don’t dare to change jobs. Once I leave my job, my mortgage and car loan will be cut off. Alas..."
Unexpectedly, netizens in the live broadcast room were wailing, and Li Youzhi smacked his lips.
"Boss, I can accept working for free."
Faced with Li Youzhi's answer, HR No. 2 twisted his eyebrows into the word "Chuan".
"Are you kidding me?"
"Didn't you make the joke first?"
Staring at Li Youzhi's standard smiling face, HR No. 2 had veins popping up on his forehead.
"Our company's corporate culture is more wolf-like, and the employees within the company have a relatively clear hierarchy. There are tigers who rule the mountains, eagles who are far-sighted, wolves who are desperate, and dogs who are loyal. Do you think that after you join the company, you will be Which category?"
Ouch!
Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he saw the fierce expression of HR No. 2 and the fact that this was directly characterizing the CPU and trying to solve the CPU's own problems.
"Boss, it depends on how much salary you offer me. If you offer me 10,000 yuan a month, then I am a dragon crossing the river! If you offer me 1,000 yuan a month, then I am a black sheep. The stick that stirs shit, the maggots in shit..."
After speaking seriously to HR No. 2, whose expression gradually became distorted, Li Youzhi smiled and handed the choice to HR No. 2.
"Leader, which category do you think I should be?"
Being stared at by Li Youzhi's innocent eyes, HR No. 2's temples felt twitching.
Snapped!
As the red pencil in his hand was cut off at the waist, HR No. 2's angry roar resounded throughout the conference room.
"Next person!"
Beep!
Current interview progress/2, if you abort the task, you can get an E-level treasure chest.
Beep!
Received a stunning value of 2611 points!
As Li Youzhi "failed" in his second interview, netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter;
"Damn, this interview method is so offensive!"
"You're laughing so hard. I'm so angry. I came to HR to vent!"
"What the hell do you call this an interview? You're going to let the interviewer die!"
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard, HR is so anxious, he's so anxious!"
"My stupid colleague asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone. I listened to him the live broadcast of my brother's interview, and now he is kneeling on the boss's head!"
"Good work, good work! Don't stop, brother, keep going! I won't even bother to scan Odebiao today, so I'll just watch your interview!"
Not surprisingly, he was kicked out of the company for the second time. Seeing the task progress refreshed again, Li Youzhi picked up his phone and checked the time.
Seeing that the time had reached nine-ten without realizing it, Li Youzhi felt that he had to speed up the progress.
If you do this, you won’t be able to get through all the 20 interview companies, you won’t be able to get through all of them at all!
With this thought in mind, he stopped a taxi directly.
At this time, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has exceeded 5,000+. Many netizens who were attracted by the push were stunned when they saw the dark screen and the whirring engine sound.
"As a newcomer, I would like to ask, what the hell is going on in this live broadcast room? What are you, more than 8,000 people, watching?"
"Look God!"
Following this new netizen's question, a formation instantly appeared in the live broadcast room.
Just when the new netizens saw the bullets flying on the dark screen and were puzzled to understand what God meant, after a burst of noise, human voices came from the live broadcast room;
"Let me tell you, this position requires you to be proficient in using various office software, be prepared to travel at any time, and be on call for the company 24 hours a day. And our salary is paid in two months, is that acceptable?"
"Yes, can I keep you busy for two months?"
"Are you sick? Can you have a good interview?"
"Yes, leader, please continue."
"The salary range in our company is 1,000-8,000."
"That's 1,000?"
"Hey, you can't think like that. When the company develops well in the future, you will naturally get 8,000."
"Then, boss, here is my phone number. You can keep it. I will come back for an interview when the company develops!"
"Hey, you? You are really seriously ill!"
Hearing the middle-aged female HR yelling angrily in the dark live broadcast room, the new netizens... exploded!
"Damn it, hero!"
"I can't stop laughing. Damn it. For half a year after my job interview, I was thinking about how to respond to those awesome HR people. After all these years, someone finally opened up my mind. It feels so good!"
"Ahhh! Orgasm on the spot! God, this is really God! Wife, come out and watch God with the Bull Demon King!"
Beep!
Received amazing points, 3218 points!
"Our company currently does not have five insurances and one housing fund. Interns are paid 500 per month, and there are no Saturdays or Sundays off."
"So you have Monday to Friday off?"
"No, you misunderstood, we are endless."
"Then I don't think you have endless days off. Your monthly salary is 500 and there are no rest days. Then you have no days off! You are treated the same as the labor reform prisoners in the detention center!"
Beep!
Received experience points, 3801 points!
"Our company's interns have a three-month internship period and no salary for these three months. Is that acceptable?"
"Then no one can come during my internship, is that okay?"
"Is there something wrong with your mind? Young man, don't be so short-sighted! Won't you get a salary after you become a full-time employee?"
"Then I'll have to come back to work after I become a full-time employee, right?"
"Next person!"
Beep!
Received amazing points, 4001 points!
As Li Youzhi skillfully used logical repetition, reverse pie, innocence, and enterprise-level understanding to drive HR mad one after another, the people in the live broadcast room were laughing so hard that they could no longer breathe.
By around three o'clock in the afternoon, the number of people online in the live broadcast room had reached 10,000+!
At this time, Li Youzhi's mission completion level had reached 11!
Tons, tons, tons, tons... ha!
After drinking most of the bottle of mineral water in one go to moisten his dry and burning throat, Li Youzhi wiped his face with the remaining water.
Patting his mouth, which was numb from talking during this short day, and his legs, which were also numb from running, he smiled and walked into the 12th interview company.
"Hello, you called me yesterday and I came here for an interview."
After walking into the media company called Xinhao Culture, Li Youzhi went straight to the human resources department on the third floor.
However, when several interviewers in the HR department saw Li Youzhi, they all became excited!
"Close the door, close the door!!!"
As the HR in the room yelled, a girl who looked a little cute closed the door with a quick stride.
But embarrassingly, she also shut herself out.
Looking directly at Li Youzhi who looked confused and dissatisfied, the girl shrank her neck and her voice trembled slightly.
"Big, big brother... let's go. You have been blocked by the human resources group in Chengdu... Well, this company can't do it either... They don't pay wages on time. I, I'm ready to resign..."
"..."
Looking at the girl's expression like a frightened deer, Li Youzhi grinned.
Blanch!
Brother Zhi, I haven’t had enough fun yet!
Beep!
Received amazing points, 8100 points!
Hearing another system prompt next to his ear, Li Youzhi silently took out his phone.
At this time, the live broadcast room had exploded into pieces.
After hearing the news that Li Youzhi had been blocked by the human resources group, the Lezi people started carnival mode.
"Congratulations to my brother for quitting the workplace!"
"Hahahaha, I feel so good at the end of the day! But I can't find a job locally, so I suddenly feel a little guilty. This feeling is really... hot in Thai pants!"
"Brother, if you don't cry, we will support you with our praise!"
"Oh no, I laughed so much that I burst into tears. Damn it, I watched my brother's interview for a whole day and I was so happy that I didn't even eat lunch. But I also feel a little bit distressed. It's so difficult for college students this year."
"Yeah, it's too difficult. It's obvious that I'm here today just to quarrel with HR, but these recruitment companies like HR really should have someone like this to take care of them. What kind of nonsense are these recruitment conditions?"
"+1, where are you recruiting employees? You just want to find a donkey for the production team! You can also find a donkey, you have given me enough carrots!"
"Damn, after laughing about it, I feel sad for my brother. It's so difficult for college students nowadays to find a good job on their own after graduation. Alas, I'm giving you a small sports car, come on, brother!"
"Brother, stop looking for a job. Find a job, start your own business, start a company, and be the boss!"
"Huh? Don't tell me what you said before, this is really good! I suggest you open your own company and be your own boss!"
Beep!
[Receive a suggested task (start a company and be your own boss), difficulty level 5 stars, you can get a C-level treasure chest after the reward]
Beep!
[Suggested tasks (attend school recruitment fairs and attend as many interviews as possible), completed]
[Final completion progress: 12]
[B-level reward treasure chests are being distributed...]
[Congratulations to the user for obtaining the intermediate [Leadership Halo]. Description: When facing subordinates, the prestige is increased by 30%, the persuasiveness is increased by 30%, and the mobilization ability is increased by 30%. ps: Raise your arms and unite your hearts! The happy ring of the domineering president! 】
Li Youzhi became embarrassed when he saw the new tasks that were refreshed in the suggested task list, and the reward treasure chests for floating tasks that opened up.
The Overbearing President Happy Ring is okay... but the suggestion of starting a company...
(`^) A bunch of scornful netizens!
In this economic situation, do you advise me to start a business?
I hugged your child and jumped into a dry well, right?
Ah!
The other end.
Agricultural University, Student Affairs Office.
"Director Wang, Dean Chen. Come, come, come, look, look! What is this! Look at this Li Youzhi, look at the good students you have trained!"
Slapping the coffee table hard, causing the water glass on the coffee table to bounce, Lu Yuanfu pointed at the cell phone chat history on the table and roared angrily.
Amid his outburst of anger, Dean of Students Wang Mingqi, Dean of School of Film and Television Chen Delu, and Vice President of Agricultural University Zhong Sheng all locked their eyes on their mobile phones.
"Lightning protection! Don't hire fresh graduates from Agricultural University! They don't have any skills, and their salary requirements are extremely high!"
"I'm so angry. Guys, please pay attention. Fresh graduates from Agricultural University don't use it! Damn it, it's a prick on the head!"
Seeing the messages sent by many HRs in the Chengdu human resources group above, the three people's eyes became solemn.