Chapter 147 Shunfeng Express paid extra for a carefully prepared gift! Shang Zhuoyan was so angry!

Chapter 147 Shunfeng Express paid extra for a carefully prepared gift! Shang Zhuoyan was so angry!

"ah!"

"It burned me to death!"

"hiss……"

"It hurts so much!"

In order to make the photos appear more ambiguous, Shen Qingqing deliberately stayed very close to Gu Huaian. I don't know if this woman is really stupid, or if she is heartless. The tomatoes will pop under the hot oil pan. She relies on such It would be strange not to get burned.

She wore few clothes, and a lot of her back and neck were exposed. Her skin was originally white and tender, but after a few drops of hot oil were applied, several small red spots quickly appeared.

She grimaced in pain and jumped up and down like a monkey.

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

The audience laughed like crazy.

Everyone said:

"You deserve it! It's so satisfying!"

"No...although she is quite distressing, she really asked for it!"

"Ahahaha... Do you think my brother is Jiang Shuo and you can just mess with him?"

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This wave is quite funny. Logically speaking, everyone should feel sorry for Shen Qingqing when she was burned. The show crew should also make a fuss when this celebrity artist is injured...

Do you need an ice pack, a band-aid, or send me to the hospital?

This was the case when Xilin's feet were sprained before.

But at this moment...

Don't know why!

Both the audience and the program crew were indifferent.

No one felt sorry for Shen Qingqing, all the comments were about "she deserves it", and no one from the program team came to care about her...

There's really nothing you can do about it, she asked for it!

If you say she usually touches Jiang Shuo, then just touch Jiang Shuo. At any rate, the things PD Jiang usually does are not dangerous, either playing the guitar upstairs or making a BGM or something with the computer downstairs...

But Gu Huaian was lighting a fire to cook.

This thing is really dangerous!

To be honest, this is just Gu Huaian frying rice. If Gu Huaian grills it, he can really give her some.

"puff……"

The mature sister Xilin gently covered her red lips with her hand and turned her back gently.

Jiang Shuo laughed out loud and almost raised his hand to applaud.

God knows how disgusted PD Jiang has been by this little troll recently. Shen Qingqing also saw that he couldn't cure her, so she took advantage of the opportunity and annoyed him.

But she didn't expect that Gu Huaian treated her for a while today, and it was so clear!

To be honest, Jiang Shuo had really disliked Gu Huai'an before this...

But I don’t know why!

Start this morning!

Why do you think this guy Gu Huaian is so handsome!

Absolutely amazing!

"No, you are so close to me..."

Gu Huaian was also happy, using a spatula to stir-fry the tomatoes in the pot, while looking at Shen Qingqing funny.

In fact, Gu Huaian is a bit of a straight man.

Generally, it is difficult for straight men to reject a sweet girl like Shen Qingqing who likes to be cute and pester you.

Just like Gu Huaian, although he doesn't like being trapped, he won't just chase her away.

But the problem is, she can't get too close...

"ah……"

"It hurts!"

"Woo..."

Shen Qingqing pouted, and kept reaching out to touch her back. This woman was really made of water, and her tears were flowing down as if she was really free.

Her staff was also very helpless and had no choice but to come forward to take care of her...

In fact, there were only a few red spots on her back, and there didn't seem to be any injuries from the burn.

"How to do this?"

She cried and asked Gu Huaian, and asked Gu Huaian for comfort.

Gu Huaian shrugged and said in a very straight manly manner:

"No need to do this, right?"

In daily life, when everyone is cooking, there will always be cuts or burns on their hands. This thing is unavoidable. Anyway, in Gu Huaian's impression, he used to just rinse his hands with cold water and get burnt.

If you want to say that this thing went to the hospital, it's really not that big of a fuss.

Even if you are a girl, the little oil just hurt a little bit, it doesn’t feel like it is serious...

"Ah...my back won't be so hot that it looks ugly, right?"

Shen Qingqing was still worried about whether there was a problem with her skin due to the heat, and Gu Huaian couldn't stand it anymore. He said:

"If you are really worried, just cut off the clothes on the burned area and rinse it with cold water..."

"Why do you need to cut off your clothes?!"

Shen Qingqing had a "shocked" expression on her face, hugging her chest with both hands, and looking at Gu Huai'an as if she were a pervert.

Gu Huaian was speechless and said:

"Because we need to avoid tearing and causing secondary damage."

He shouldn't think that he would be interested in her airport, right?

Gu Huaian, the second Xiong Daxiong of Shang Zhuoyan’s family, hasn’t even said that he covets her yet, so he must also like A, okay?

The audience couldn't stand watching anymore. The barrage was full of curses, saying that you are not a good person. Are you worthy of flirting with my sister Pei's man? !

"Ah...my clothes are so expensive, I can't bear to part with them!"

After confirming that Gu Huaian meant no harm, Shen Qingqing pouted her mouth and said.

"...Then you go to the hospital."

Gu Huaian couldn't bear it anymore and said:

"Go quickly. If you go later, the wounds will heal."

As soon as these words came out...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

The audience, guests, program team, and Shen Qingqing's assistant all laughed like crazy.

[Ding, the host was successfully exposed, system points +91X5! 】

Let’s just say that the splash of oil is really not that big of a fuss. She was close just now, but only a few drops of oil splashed, some of which were through her clothes. The red spots have all faded away now. What all the fuss?

Shen Qingqing: "..."

"Hmph! Bad guy!"

She snorted, glared at Gu Huaian fiercely, and then followed the assistant to take a shower upstairs.

Gu Huaian shook his head and didn't bother her anymore. He just continued to cook his own rice.

Needless to say, although Gu Huaian doesn't cook very exquisite meals, he can cook a lot.

Make noodles, cook instant noodles, spread pancakes and fruits, fry steak, fried rice...

There's really nothing he can't do when it comes to homely meals.

Just look at this moment. After Gu Huaian fried the tomatoes, he threw the rice into the pot and stir-fried. After stir-frying evenly, he threw in the eggs and sprinkled some soy sauce...

At this time, someone said in the barrage:

“Tomato and egg fried rice with soy sauce?!”

"?? Shouldn't there be soy sauce?"

"Aren't tomatoes and scrambled eggs all sweet? Fried rice should also be sweet."

"Hahaha... You are starting a North-South conflict with labor and management again, right? Brothers, copy the guy!"

"The scrambled eggs with tomatoes are salty, the rice dumplings are sweet, and the tofu curd is salty. This will be the case even when the King of Heaven is here!"

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The use of soy sauce is purely Gu Huaian's personal taste. Since he was a child, he felt that egg fried rice would not taste good without some soy sauce and lack of color.

Of course, he didn't say that he had to put it in. His cooking was quite diverse and he didn't say what must be put in it.

It will never be useless without soy sauce and sesame oil like a certain famous "gourmet".

After adding soy sauce and salt, add a little oyster sauce, sprinkle with chopped green onion, and the tomato and egg fried rice is ready.

Just when Gu Huaian finished firing, Shang Zhuoyan came back from dance practice next door...

"smell good……"

Shang Zhuoyan's eyes gleamed when she smelled the aroma coming from the kitchen in the morning after a long absence. She also swallowed hard when she saw the red tomato and egg fried rice.

It has to be said that Gu Huaian is a smart guy and knows exactly what she likes to eat.

Who would refuse a bowl of sticky tomato and egg fried rice after exercising on an empty stomach in the morning?

The fried rice was indeed quite fragrant, and even Jiang Shuo wanted to take a bite, but he was too embarrassed to open his mouth...

"You guys eat first, and I'll get a courier from my door."

Gu Huaian put down the bowls and chopsticks and turned to go out.

"???"

He managed to amuse many viewers like this. Gu Huaian is basically the first person in the history of variety shows to record a show and buy express delivery. The problem is that he seems to be addicted to it.

There was express delivery just after I got back, and I don’t know what I bought.

"Aww!"

Shang Zhuoyan gulped down her meal, not caring about what Gu Huaian bought. Her assistant wanted to stop her from consuming carbohydrates so crazily, but...

Considering that this was what Gu Huaian did for her, and the relationship between the two was still to be eased, they didn't have the heart to call her.

After a while, when the movie stars Su and Shen Qingqing came downstairs, Gu Huaian came in from the outside holding a quite large express box.

"What did you buy?"

Xilin was a little confused when she saw the boss's express box. This box could probably hold a person.

"A gift for you."

Gu Huaian looked very simple and went directly to the kitchen to get scissors to open the express delivery.

Everyone thought it might be some expensive gift, but after opening the box, what came into view was...

It turned out to be one pillow after another!

Rainbow unicorn, panda, sweetheart bunny, husky...

Many!

It is worth mentioning that there is also a radish pillow and a... chicken leg pillow!

"puff……"

At that time, many viewers laughed crazy when they saw this weird pillow. Everyone said:

"Why the hell do you have a job, Gu Lao Liu!"

"No... first tell me who you bought this single husky for. Don't tell me you bought it for Su Yuntang!"

"Su Yuntang: Really fasten Q!"

…

These pillows are actually Gu Huaian's "carefully selected" gifts.

But I saw him find the "big chicken leg" pillow from a pile of pillows, then ran to Shang Zhuoyan in person and handed it to her and said:

"Here, meet and greet."

Shang Zhuoyan was busy working on her meal just now. She was expecting which one Gu Huaian would give to her. She was still thinking that the unicorn or the sweetheart bunny would be good, but the carrot would be fine too.

In the end, who knew that Gu Huaian brought him a... big chicken drumstick!

"Pfft...cough cough cough..."

Shang Zhuoyan choked at once, the rice even stuck in her throat, which made her cough repeatedly.

"You...ahem...you..."

Maybe she was too angry. She coughed and pointed at Gu Huaian. Her expression at that time made her want to kill Gu Huaian!

"a ha ha ha……"

The audience also laughed like crazy. Looking at the big chicken leg pillow, they expressed dumbfounding:

"No, what kind of image does Shang Zhuoyan have in your heart?"

"I'm even curious about what you, Gu Laolu, have in your head. How can you give this to a girl?"

"You're such an idiot, you're really... oh, I'm so convinced!"

"You still have a job, Gu Huaian! Hahahaha..."

…

Everyone was laughing like crazy. Gu Huaian really showed off his "eye-catching" performance this time, but I have to say that the effect of this show was really impressive.

Everyone was curious, why does this kid have so many "jobs"?

You are so good at organizing things!

It's so funny even when he comes back to buy a gift, he is really worthy of his "eye-catching" Gu Huaian.

Speaking of which, Gu Huaian actually came across this big chicken leg pillow when he first started picking out gifts. He felt that a foodie like Shang Zhuoyan would definitely like this pillow.

It's a bit weird, but it's also very cute and funny.

So in fact, Gu Huaian only planned to buy this big chicken leg pillow at first.

But then I thought about it, it wasn’t appropriate to just buy it for Shang Zhuoyan, how about letting everyone watch?

I simply picked a few more, which were worth the one or two hundred yuan.

It is worth mentioning that Gu Huaian used Shunfeng Express because he wanted to send it in time for his arrival.

Don't look at the other pillows that are pretty, but only this "big chicken leg" pillow was personally selected by Gu Huaian for Shang Zhuoyan.

He also said proudly:

"I picked it especially for you."

Shang Zhuoyan: "???"

At that time, Shang Zhuoyan's doll-like face was filled with question marks.

Her head was covered with black lines, her mouth twitched, and she gritted her teeth and said:

"I'd really like to thank you..."

Fortunately, she planned to reconcile with Gu Huaian because his fried rice was good. As soon as the big chicken drumstick came up, Shang Zhuoyan thought...

She never wants to see Gu Huaian's "eye-catching appearance", okay?

How far can he go? ! !

This is too embarrassing!

"Hahaha……"

Even the small courtyard was bursting into laughter. The "big chicken leg pillow" that Gu Huaian bought for Shang Zhuoyan was so hilarious that it was so funny no matter how you looked at it.

But don’t tell me, this big chicken drumstick is really suitable for Shang Zhuoyan. Isn’t she a foodie? She can’t walk when she eats. Doesn’t this big drumstick fit her personality perfectly?

The funniest thing is that Gu Huaian's expression is sincere, but everyone can tell that this "big chicken leg pillow" is definitely a gift he carefully selected for Shang Zhuoyan.

"Ah ha ha……"

Because of this, everyone laughed even more happily.

"Do you not like it?"

Gu Huaian was not surprised to see everyone laughing, because this pillow was indeed very joyful, but the question was why did Shang Zhuoyan still seem to be "trembling with anger"?

It feels like she doesn't like it very much.

Gu Huaian scratched his head and said with a painful look on his face:

"In order to hurry up and arrive early, I asked them to express delivery to Shunfeng, which cost me dozens of yuan more."

As soon as these words came out...

"Ah ha ha ha ha... goose goose goose..."

Many viewers laughed out loud.

Everyone said:

"No, you, Mr. Gu, really can't afford the dozens of dollars in postage?!"

"Actually, I don't think I can't afford the postage. The main reason is that these pillows only cost a few dozen yuan."

"Indeed, if the postage is as expensive as the purchased items, then it doesn't feel like it's worth it haha..."

"Look at Shang Zhuoyan's expression, it seems to be saying, is it difficult for you to spend dozens of dollars more for me? Hahaha..."

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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X5! 】

The system points have been credited to the account.

Just say that Gu Huaian is famous now, and you can occasionally see some of his advertisements on TVs and computers. If you say that he is poor, no one will believe it.

Some people even broke the news on the Internet that Gu Huaian's current price for writing songs starts at one million, and this does not include copyright.

The rumor may be a bit exaggerated, but I have to say that Gu Huaian really has such strength now.

Just such a person...

A person who started out by writing dozens or millions of songs!

Why the hell would he be so worried about the express postage costing tens of dollars...

What a talent!

But how to put it...

Because of this, everyone feels that he is quite friendly.

Because many people buy things with free shipping in their daily lives. Unless they are in a hurry, they rarely use Shunfeng. This express delivery is indeed much more expensive than ordinary express delivery.

Ordinary express delivery should cost around 13 or 4 yuan, while the slow one costs 18 or 9 yuan, and the fast one costs more than 20 yuan.

The expensive eight or nine yuan is indeed not much, but if you ask Gu Huaian to spend this money, does it taste better to buy two ice creams from his intersection shop, or two bottles of iced drinks?

He is such a person.

Before he became famous, everyone felt that he was quite friendly like this. Now that he is famous and rich, he is still the same as before, with almost no changes. He still feels pain because of the tens of dollars in express postage...

It will make everyone feel quite happy.

It is worth mentioning that after Shang Zhuoyan heard about Gu Huaian's "express postage" matter, instead of being moved, she became even more angry.

Her delicate body was shaking crazily, and Shang Zhuoyan's hand holding the iron spoon was so trembling that she hit the plate and made a sound.

so……

He, Gu Huaian, spent dozens of extra dollars on express delivery just for her. Is this something worthy of her touching? !

You, Gu Huaian, spent dozens of extra dollars on express delivery just to give me such an "embarrassing" gift. Is it really worth touching me? !

"Gu...huai...an!"

Everyone was laughing, which made Shang Zhuoyan feel like they were laughing.

Her face, as delicate as a doll, was full of sullenness. Maybe she was too focused on cooking just now, and there was a grain of rice in the corner of her mouth, which made her a little impatient for no reason.

But she couldn't care about that anymore. In her hand, she held the chicken leg pillow that Gu Huaian handed over...

Raise it high!

The dog head directed at Gu Huaian!

Hit it hard!

"I'll kill you!"

"Hello……"

Fortunately, Gu Huaian had quick eyesight and quick hands, and he immediately dodged away the moment Shang Zhuoyan lifted the pillow, otherwise Shang Zhuoyan would have slapped him to the ground by now.

"I bought you a gift with good intentions. Even if you don't like it, you won't hit me, right?" He was quite reasonable.

"What do you call this a gift?"

Shang Zhuoyan's pretty face flushed with anger, and she turned to look at the "big chicken leg pillow" she was holding in her hand. She felt... so embarrassing! ! !

She wanted to put this "big chicken drumstick" into Gu Huaian's mouth and let him eat it!

Um!

Just do it!

"Hey hey..."

"Don't run, stop!"

"No, I bought a gift and made a mistake?"

"You're right, it's my fault! It was a mistake for me to know you. Just stop!"

"No... don't get excited. In the worst case, why don't I buy you another one?"

"Who told you I was excited? Come and stand there, I promise not to hit you."

"...Do you think you can trust what you say?"

"You! Stop! Stop!"

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In the small courtyard, the two people started chasing and fighting again.

Although, it's hilarious.

But in fact, many viewers found it quite gratifying to see them return to their previous mode.

Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan should be like this.

This should be their style and formula!

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