Chapter 150 Sister Pei’s ineffective disguise: maid? His eyes are gone!

Chapter 150 Sister Pei’s ineffective disguise: maid? His eyes are gone!

"You just left your vocal cords at home!"

"Gu Huaian!"

Shang Zhuoyan was trembling with anger. She stretched out an index finger and a thumb with both hands. Like a crab, she twisted the flesh on Gu Huaian's arm and pinched it!

"hiss……"

Gu Huaian grimaced in pain, but the key problem was that Gu Huaian really didn't hear what she said clearly.

"cough……"

At this time, Shang Zhuoyan's assistant in front coughed slightly, as if to remind her.

It was good to let her eat egg fried rice in the morning, which was high in calories. Now she wanted to eat fried skewers with Gu Huaian?

I want to eat shit!

As for Shang Zhuoyan, who has a body that is prone to obesity, is she really not afraid of dying from obesity?

"Well……"

Just when Shang Zhuoyan was about to repeat what she said, when the assistant coughed, she pouted her little mouth and turned to the side in a depressed manner. She lost interest and ignored Gu Huaian.

"No...what are you talking about?" Gu Huaian asked.

"I didn't say anything!" Shang Zhuoyan replied angrily.

"I...you..."

Gu Huaian was a little incoherent for a moment, and after sorting it out for a while he asked:

"You didn't say anything and you pinched me?"

"you deserve it!"

"...Have I provoked you? I don't want to take it out on others, right?"

"Then what's going on? Do you still want to pinch me back? Come and give me my arm, you pinch me, pinch me, you... hiss! Are you really pinching me?!"

"It is not a gentleman to not avenge one's vengeance!"

"I will fight with you Gu Huaian!"

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in the car.

The two "living treasures" began to chatter and pinch each other again.

Jiang Shuo and the others were a bit dumbfounded. In fact, they had plenty of rest during the recent recording of "Crystal Love Season". If they were busy at work and spent all their time in the car resting and sleeping, these two would definitely explode on the spot if they were chattering so much.

Shang Zhuoyan's skin is white and fleshy, and her skin is relatively sensitive.

If you get pinched, you will be really popular for a long time...

After arguing with Gu Huaian for a long time, Shang Zhuoyan's arms were red in many places. She felt aggrieved when she saw the red marks on her fair arms. She pouted her little mouth in pain and looked like she was about to cry.

It was at this time...

"Here."

Gu Huaian suddenly handed over the bag of fried skewers and said:

"It's reserved for you."

Although Gu Huaian did not hear clearly what Shang Zhuoyan said just now, Gu Huaian would definitely not eat alone, and would usually give way when buying something.

No one else would eat this fried food, so Shang Zhuoyan would be a little bit greedy.

"snort!"

Shang Zhuoyan snorted and rolled her eyes at Gu Huaian. This person was really not a human being. He could obviously feed her directly, but he insisted on fighting!

"You're so annoying!"

She poked Gu Huaian.

But for the sake of deep-fried skewers, I actually don’t have the same experience as him.

In fact, girls like Shang Zhuoyan are really satisfied. The way to cure her is always to satisfy her mouth.

Just say that the gift Gu Huaian brought to Shang Zhuoyan this morning was a "big chicken leg" pillow. If it were such a big chicken leg, Shang Zhuoyan would not only not be angry, but might even praise and thank him. Woolen cloth.

While laughing, their car drove slowly towards the restaurant where they had reserved dinner tonight.

It is worth mentioning that Gu Huaian bought a fried mushroom skewer. When he took out the fried mushroom skewer, Shang Zhuoyan hid as if he had seen arsenic!

Then Gu Huaian laughed and imitated Shang Zhuoyan's "poisoned by eating fungi" look and shouted:

"Sausage! Don't run!"

It caused a burst of memories.

Of course, this also led Shang Zhuoyan to blow his head off again.

But it should be said that the fried mushroom skewers were really delicious, and Gu Huaian was very happy to eat them, as well as the silkworm chrysalises. Gu Huaian was thinking about buying some silkworm chrysalises and frying them later.

Um!

Just mix it with sauce!

…

at the same time.

Dali.

A Western restaurant near Erhai Lake.

"Buzzing..."

A commercial car stopped slowly, and Pei Jingshu, wearing a mask and a cap, got out of the car.

Today she was wearing a black short-sleeved shirt, revealing two slender and long arms.

The design of this short-sleeved shirt is very interesting. There are two ropes on the lower right side, which can be tied into a beautiful bow. It hangs down on one side of the body, which is quite sexy.

The lower body is worn with an irregular skirt, pure white, black and white is always the most matching theme in this world. Two jade lotus-like calves are looming under the skirt, which is very beautiful.

The shoes are a pair of simple white sneakers, pure white, and the tips are black socks and white lace around the ankles.

It is a very modern breast-style outfit. Pei Jingshu has a perfect figure and temperament. Wearing such a dress on her body is the icing on the cake, and the whole thing gives people a youthful feeling.

Just looking at her like this, I didn't know she was thinking of a female college student.

Pei Jingshu's daily outfit is actually like this. She is always very sexy, but you can't see how much flesh she shows. Just say that today's outfit does not show much legs or shoulders, but it always gives people a The feeling of "ceiling of pure desire" is very attractive.

Her long black hair was casually draped over her shoulders, giving her a bit of a goddess look.

She really proved with practical actions that real beauty never needs to be sidelined!

"The staff over there said they have to arrive in a while, so let's go and rest for a while."

After Pei Ya communicated with the staff of the program team, she came over to inform Pei Jingshu.

"Um."

Pei Jingshu nodded slightly. At this time, the assistant brought her a set of clothes worn by the clerk in the store.

The program team seems to be planning to prepare a "surprise" for the guests, allowing Pei Jingshu to appear disguised as a waiter. This is a common occurrence in many variety shows.

However, Pei Ya and her assistant couldn't help but want to complain. With Pei Jingshu's appearance, temperament, and recognition, how do you ask her to disguise herself?

In other words, what could Pei Jingshu wear that would make people unrecognizable for a while?

It’s completely an invalid disguise, isn’t it?

fact……

And indeed it is.

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When Gu Huaian and the others arrived at the restaurant, it was already seven o'clock in the evening. Because it was summer, the sky was still very bright even at this time.

The setting sun slowly sets, and the blue sky is gradually painted with a layer of orange-red. The clouds seem to have been splashed with paint, and the distant sky gradually begins to darken.

The program team prepared a quite luxurious restaurant for the guests. It is said that a meal here starts at tens of thousands of yuan, which is quite expensive.

Having said that, I don't know if all the funds of "Crystal Love Season" were spent on inviting guests. I really didn't see how generous they were in treating guests to dinner and entertainment.

"Hiccup"

When getting out of the car, Gu Huaian burped and threw the leftover bag of fried skewers into the trash can not far away. When he came back, his mature sister Xilin gently touched her hair and said with a smile. :

"Can you still eat it?"

Gu Huaian ate a lot of fried skewers when he got in the car. To others, tonight's meal may be worth looking forward to, but to Gu Huaian, he might as well eat some fried skewers.

"You should be able to eat it."

Gu Huaian scratched his head, pointed in the direction of the restaurant and said:

"And the portion shouldn't be very big, right?"

In Gu Huaian's impression, the portions of Western food are not very large. They are the type that focus on exquisite ingredients and can be eaten up in one bite.

The actor Su knew this well. On his first day in "Crystal Love Season", when he fried the steak, the portion was not large, and Gu Huaian almost had one bite.

So I’m not really worried about not being able to eat at night.

Besides, at Gu Huaian's age, it's the time to eat. After playing for a day, he showed off to you even if you gave him a cow, let alone eating fried skewers and making some Western food.

"hehe……"

Xilin smiled softly:

"Let's go."

Go in with Gu Huaian.

When they entered, Shang Zhuoyan and others were already in place.

Best Actor Su and Sister Xilin are sitting in the middle. They are the two highest in terms of status and seniority, so naturally they should sit in the C position.

Jiang Shuo and Shen Qingqing sit on the left, and Gu Huaian and Shang Zhuoyan sit on the right.

It is worth mentioning that he also brought over the bag of steamed buns that Gu Huaian bought on the road.

After everyone was in place, the program team notified the restaurant to start serving food.

"Eh?"

At this time, the mature sister Xilin suddenly interrupted and asked:

"Didn't I say that Jingshu will come in the evening? She hasn't arrived yet."

"yes……"

Everyone nodded. Indeed, because it was said to be a blessing for Gu Huaian and Pei Jingshu, it was also a celebration of the best-selling of Pei Jingshu's new album. How come the rightful owner arrived and started eating?

At this time, the program team replied:

"Pei Jingshu's flight has been delayed, so she may not be able to get here for the time being."

As soon as this was said, many viewers were quite disappointed.

"That's it..."

The guests were also interested, especially Shen Qingqing, who said coquettishly:

"I thought I could hear Sister Jingshu singing a new song."

Shang Zhuoyan rolled her eyes and said nothing...

Although Gu Huaian was a little disappointed, he didn't show it. Speaking of which, Gu Huaian seemed to have been quite quiet and didn't talk much since he came into this Western restaurant.

Notified by the program team, the restaurant has also started serving food.

The order of serving of Western food is appetizer, soup, side dish, main dish, vegetables or salad, dessert, and hot drink.

The so-called "starter" is actually what we normally call "appetizers", which usually include a platter of vegetables, fruits, seafood, and meat.

Caviar, foie gras, butter chicken puff pastry box...etc. are also available.

The appetizer of the Western restaurant they came to was a platter of salmon and caviar. It looked pretty good and the portion was quite large...

Of course, it just feels like this platter is colorful. In fact, it doesn’t have much salmon and caviar, it’s mostly vegetables for decoration.

"Wow……"

Shen Qingqing, the little creative genius, is not active in eating, but is very active in taking pictures. She took a lot of crazy pictures with her mobile phone with Jiang Shuo as the background!

Everyone didn't want to disturb her "elegant mood". They simply said a few words and started to move one after another.

It's Gu Huaian's side.

"Hello……"

He waved to the waiter and whispered:

"Can you get me a pair of chopsticks?"

As soon as these words came out...

"puff……"

Shang Zhuoyan, who was sitting next to him at the time, burst out laughing. She couldn't help but give Gu Huaian a thumbs up in a disgusted and funny way.

That expression seemed to say, It's you as expected.

She remembered that Gu Huaian used chopsticks to eat steak in the Crystal Courtyard, but she never expected that he would ask the waiter for chopsticks outside...

Talent!

I thought he would be more restrained outside.

"Ah ha ha……"

The audience also burst into laughter, and the system points also reminded Gu Huaian.

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X3! 】

Sure enough, he was still the same Gu Huaian who was not used to using knives and forks and was only used to using chopsticks.

The corner of actor Su's mouth twitched slightly, recalling the fear of being dominated by Gu Huaian's "chopsticks".

Fortunately, Gu Huaian did not continue to work. The waiter brought him chopsticks and he bowed his head to eat without talking.

only……

"Crunch, crunch..."

Everyone was eating caviar and salmon, and there was no sound when eating those things, but Gu Huaian's food was crunchy, as if he was chewing cucumbers.

"What did you eat?"

Shang Zhuoyan couldn't help but look sideways.

"That's it..."

Gu Huaian answered by pointing to the small carrots on the plate for decoration with his chopsticks.

Shang Zhuoyan: "???"

Isn't that a side dish? !

Although the side dishes are used for decoration and presentation, they can also be eaten, but who eats the side dishes when eating Western food?

"Puch..."

The guests couldn't help but laugh. Shen Qingqing, a young writer, even told Gu Huaian from a distance:

"Brother Huai'an really deserves his reputation!"

"Ah ha ha……"

The audience also laughed like crazy, and they all said that you are indeed the one who shows off Gu Huaian's eyes!

[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X3! 】

After the system points arrived, Gu Huaian actually didn't mean to do anything wrong. It was mainly because he ate fried skewers on the way and his mouth was a little tired. He wanted to eat some fruits and vegetables to relieve his tiredness before eating anything else.

Of course, this is only one reason, there is another reason...

That means Gu Huaian really can't eat caviar, salmon, etc.

I just thought... these things are all raw, can they be eaten?

The salmon was just that, it was fish meat after all, and the caviar seemed to Gu Huaian to be...fish eggs!

Is that thing really edible? !

Yes, Gu Huaian usually eats eggs, but that's not the same concept. Eating fish eggs gives Gu Huaian the same feeling as... eating live beads, which are rough eggs.

He really can't get rid of that thing.

But wouldn’t it be a little inappropriate to watch other people eat and not eat it myself?

So he had to pick what he thought was "edible" on the plate and eat it.

It's funny to say...

In the eyes of others, what is edible on this plate is salmon and caviar, which is the essence, but in Gu Huaian's eyes, what is edible is actually the vegetables and fruits used on the plate.

"Hehehe..."

Maybe they also knew Gu Huaian's familiar formula, but everyone just laughed and didn't say anything.

Gu Huaian didn't cause trouble, let alone disturb everyone's meal, which was quite surprising, because he might be "too silent" and just immersed himself in his work. The program team was not used to it yet, so he couldn't help but ask:

"Teacher Xiao Gu, don't you want to say something?"

In fact, the reason why the program team arranged for the guests to eat high-end Western food was just to let Gu Huaian do the whole thing.

There is data to prove that when Gu Huaian was doing his job, he might have been scolded a lot, but the traffic of the program was rising like crazy.

But what confused the show crew was that Gu Huaian was unusually silent tonight...

The program team's words focused everyone's attention and attention on Gu Huaian. Indeed, compared to usual, Gu Huaian was a bit too silent today.

"What are you talking about..."

Gu Huaian silently ate the fruit on the plate with chopsticks, grinned and said with a wry smile:

"Say less. Let's be more qualified this time."

As soon as these words came out...

"..."

Everyone was stunned at first.

Immediately afterwards...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed like crazy.

Barrage blast:

"You, Gu Laoliu, have been making trouble for so long because you are afraid of being exposed on the Internet!"

"Ahaha... Are you the one who is afraid of being scolded?!"

"No, you are so cute, are you serious? Didn't you show off your fried skewers just now?!"

"You can play your own tricks, as expected of you, Gu Huaian!"

…

The "hint" in Gu Huaian's words was actually very obvious. Wasn't that the "fried cow dung" incident some time ago? It was implicated in the "Wagyu Incident" on their first night at "Crystal Love Season".

Many people said that Gu Huaian interrupted Su Yuntang's speech many times, which was rude, that he was unqualified to eat with chopsticks, and that he was disrespectful by making "A5 Wagyu Night Market Limited Edition".

Anyway, after eating a "high-end" Wagyu beef, I was scolded like crazy.

So come here to eat Western food today. Except for the waiter in the store asking for a pair of chopsticks, Gu Huaian didn't say much.

He goes his own way and doesn't care much about what others think of him, nor is he afraid of others laughing at him, but the key is that he can't stand someone taking the lead.

Just talk about this Western food. To be honest, he doesn't understand. If you talk too much, if you say something wrong again, let the little Heizi find the point to discredit him.

Not disgusting enough.

So just say a few words, have a meal and go back quickly.

The less trouble, the better.

"Hahaha……"

Everyone was amused by Gu Huaian's words, and some netizens started to use the phrase "The dragon slayer will eventually become the evil dragon", which is very funny.

Apart from laughter...

Everyone looked at Gu Huai'an with a hint of "distress" in their eyes.

Yes, on the surface, Gu Huaian was just joking, but in fact, Gu Huaian's words just showed that he was not completely indifferent to the rhythm of the Internet some time ago.

He just didn't show it on the surface.

look?

The original "dragon slayer" who ate steaks well-cooked, used chopsticks, and made "night market limited editions" has now become taciturn and no longer wants to "reveal" himself so much.

So what exactly did internal entertainment bring to Gu Huaian? !

Look in his eyes!

There is no light anymore, okay!

It was obvious that he had eaten steak that night when he first came to "Crystal Love Season", but there was light in his eyes, and he could make miracles happen again!

Now, he doesn't even dare to show his "light"!

How distressing!

Not to mention the guests who are here at this moment...

Even behind the scenes, the person carrying the dishes and preparing to play the maid... Bah! Pei Jingshu, who was about to play the role of a waiter and serve everyone, felt a little distressed on her beautiful face.

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