Chapter 154 The cultural level of the city that never sleeps suffers a fatal blow! (Please give me a
Li Youzhi's live broadcast room.
Caught in the middle between two tough Tang Dynasty tigers, the dancer girl looked confused when faced with Li Youzhi's question, and netizens burst into laughter;
"What the hell kind of problem is this? Who of the serious people watching "Journey to the West" would remember what kind of monkey Sun Wukong is?"
"You're so cunning! I think you're just trying to embarrass the young lady!"
"Hahahaha, screenshot of young lady's expression! Desperate illiterate déjà vu!"
"So... what kind of monkey is it? My curiosity has been aroused!"
At the scene, watching the dancing girl completely stunned, as if her whole brain was about to shut down, Li Youzhi raised his hand to stroke his slightly raised mustache and raised the corners of his mouth.
"It seems that the cultural level of our Datang employees in this city that never sleeps still needs to be improved. Let me tell you, you remember clearly; in the section about the true and false Sun Wukong, Tathagata Buddha once said that Sun Wukong is a spiritually enlightened stone monkey! You must remember Come on, if any tourists ask you this question in the future, don’t ruin my reputation as a great scholar in the prosperous Tang Dynasty!"
Faced with Li Youzhi's sincere teachings and sincere instructions, the dance girl pursed her lips.
(っ-) How can any tourist ask such tricky questions?
However, before she could complain, the "Tang Taizong" in front of her became even more aggressive.
"It seems that you don't know much about "Journey to the West". Are you familiar with Tang poetry?"
Facing Li Youzhi's question, the young lady's eyes instantly regained their luster.
As a performer in the Tang Dynasty that never sleeps, sister, I listen to Tang poetry at work!
Seeing the young lady nodding wildly, Li Youzhi chuckled: "In the prosperous period of the Tang Dynasty, there were countless famous poets, and they are a treasure of Chinese civilization. Let me ask you, what is the next sentence of "Moonlight by the Bed"?
"It's probably frost on the ground!"
Seeing the young lady's renewed energy, Li Youzhi smiled in approval.
"So when and what time was this poem written?"
puff!
Hearing Li Youzhi's third question, not to mention the netizens in the live broadcast room, even Liu Meng and Zhou Yuan, who were holding the young lady on the left and the right, couldn't help but complain!
Hearing the choked laughter of the two soldiers whose faces were hidden behind their hoods, the dancing girl's beautiful almond eyes completely lost their luster.
Your Majesty...or you kill me!
I don’t have ten years of mental illness history to think of such a tricky question!
All the people in the live broadcast room also laughed like crazy. As the barrage area burst into laughter, the number of likes quickly soared;
"I can't stand the Lingming Stone Monkey. It's indeed mentioned in the book. But who the hell has memorized Tang poetry and looked at when it was written?"
"I feel sorry for the dancing lady, this is not a question that normal people can think of!"
"Zhuo! I am memorizing Tang poetry. Except for Li Bai and Du Fu, these poets and saints, I can't even remember the name of the author! Who the hell can remember when the poem was written?"
Seeing the barrage of criticism in the live broadcast room, Li Youzhi smiled politely.
Damn it, he didn’t want to know this question, and he hadn’t learned it from Chinese books.
However, when I was in junior high school, there was such a big question in the final physics paper, which killed the top students in the class.
Li Youzhi was very upset about the only logistics exam in which he failed to score full marks.
"Don't know? Then listen carefully; this poem was written in 726 AD, which was the fourteenth year of Kaiyuan when my great-grandson Xuanzong Li Longji met. Judging from the brightness of the moonlight and the suspected frosty atmosphere on the ground, This poem was written around September 15th.
According to the angle of the autumn moon, we can know that this poem was written around nine o'clock in the evening. According to the daily routine of working at sunrise and resting at sundown, Li Bai, a boy, had a little insomnia that night, so he wrote this famous poem. "
After patting the dancing girl who was about to cry without tears, Li Youzhi stood over.
"Okay, let's take a photo!"
Through the live broadcast room, we saw Li Youzhi leading a group of fierce soldiers and squeezing the weak young lady in the middle. The whole thief looked like a police force. Netizens and the surrounding tourists burst into laughter.
But after laughing, I thought about the tricky question Li Youzhi asked just now, and the answer that was engraved in my mind just once...
The number of likes in the live broadcast room started to skyrocket!
"666! Although these questions are a bit weird and tricky, this question-and-answer format is very interesting!"
"Indeed, I now know that Sun Wukong's species is the Lingming Stone Monkey, and I also know that "Silent Night Thoughts" was written in 726 AD, around September 15th at nine o'clock in the evening!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"If my Chinese teacher had taught me this way, would I have failed to get into Peking University?"
"Hahaha, it's hard for the young ladies in the Evernight City to die, so please continue and don't let go of any staff in the Evernight City!"
Beep!
Received amazing points, 15261 points!
Hearing a system beep in his ear, Li Youzhi stroked his beard and raised his brows.
I noticed that the performance of the Goddess of the Tang Dynasty not far away had ended. The actor playing Wu Zetian was waving to the audience. Li Youzhi pinched the jade belt around his waist and raised his hand.
"Go and restrain that foxy girl!"
Among the crowd, watching Li Youzhi leading the soldiers armed to the teeth, following the path that the tourists took the initiative to move out of the way, and starting the "capture and torture" mode in the city that never sleeps, Pan Yanyan of Chang'an Cultural Tourism was in a trance for a moment. .
Originally, she wanted to show her friendship as a landlord by taking these young brothers from out of town for a walk in the city that never sleeps after the COS performance by Li Youzhi and his entourage.
She was still thinking hard just now, whether she should ask the staff from Sleepless City to help guide her later, let alone not being able to catch up with the performance because there were too many people.
But now, Sister Xiao Pan feels that she has thought too much;
As a tour guide, I am completely redundant!
(ˇˇ)Maybe this is the legendary social phobia...
Jingle Bell.
Just when Sister Xiao Pan was thinking this, the phone in her hand suddenly vibrated.
Seeing that it was the director calling, she immediately got out of the crowd and found a relatively secluded place to pick up the call.
"Hey! Xiao Pan, I saw a netizen posted about the COS performance of that group of college students today. Was it too short? I think it ended in less than two minutes!"
"Are they a little stage frightened because there are so many people in the Evernight City? I saw that the performance in the video was very good, and the costumes and styling were particularly good!"
"How about you tell them and wait until after nine o'clock to have another show? Tell them not to let them go just because there are so many tourists!"
Beside the noisy pedestrian street, listening to Feng Yuan's loud instructions on the other end of the phone, Sister Xiao Pan pursed her lips.
She raised her head silently and glanced at Li Youzhi and his party not far away through the tourists swarming around Li Youzhi and others.
"Wu Mei, let me ask you: Which two mountains did Foolish Old Man move?"
"T-Taixing, Wangwu...let's do it."
"Congratulations on your correct answer! So who are the two gods who moved these two mountains for Yu Gong?"
"ah……"
Amidst the continuous laughter of the tourists, the unorthodox Tang Taizong was asking tricky questions one after another.
Looking at the actress who played Wu Zetian, the delicate makeup on her face was soaked in cold sweat from the questions she asked, Sister Xiao Pan took a deep breath.
(`^)Can’t let go?
They are too open-minded!
…
In just over forty minutes, Li Youzhi had already "tortured" the live actors such as Wu Zetian, Tang Xuanzong, and Yang Guifei in the city that never sleeps.
Followed by questions such as: "What is the Yellow Emperor's name and surname?" "Is the Lucky Cat holding up its left hand a male cat or a female cat?" "Ten years of life and death, without thinking about it, I will never forget the lonely grave thousands of miles away, whose lonely grave is it?" ?" "How long is the Yangtze River, and how wide is it at its widest point?" "I wish to be a winged bird in the sky, and pull up weeping willows on the ground. How many characters did you mention?"...
From historical allusions to poetry and songs, from addition, subtraction, multiplication and division to brain teasers. The endless tricky questions made the staff members caught by Li Youzhi break into cold sweats. Occasionally, if a "talented person" could successfully pass the customs, Li Youzhi would "reward" the staff with the small items he carried, or even some snacks he received from tourists.
This contrasting style aroused bursts of laughter from the audience.
As each and every staff member was sandwiched between Taizong's soldiers and questioned in a cold sweat, the number of likes in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room skyrocketed!
However, Li Youzhi did not particularly embarrass the on-site staff. Seeing that the other party really couldn't answer the question, he directly asked the soldiers to take a group photo together and asked the back-up staff to leave.
But the words "Come on, let's take pictures" made the staff feel like they were being amnesty, but at the same time they felt a ton of contempt!
"I ask you, retreat to Sanshe. How far is Sanshe?"
"Don't know? Ah, come on, let's take pictures."
As Li Youzhi pulled the actor who played Li Bai and stood in front of Sister Xiao Pan's phone, stroking his beard with one hand and holding scissors with the other hand, netizens in the live broadcast room laughed again.
"I'm sorry, this guy is going to laugh me to death. From now on, you don't have to say bad words when you despise someone. Just come here and let's take a photo! You've learned it, you've learned it!"
"The real master of Chang'an is back!"
"Employee of Evernight City: If I had known there were tourists like you, I should have taken the public exam!"
"This night, the cultural level of employees in the city that never sleeps suffered a fatal blow!"
"Emma, I laughed so hard this night. What kind of treasure boy is this!"
"Ahhh! Stay in Chang'an, don't leave, don't leave!"
Beep!
Received cumulative amazing points, 18101 points!
Beep!
The suggested task (entire activity) has been completed. The number of likes in the current live broadcast room is 55.25w.
[D-level treasure chests are being distributed...]
[Congratulations to the user, you have obtained the skill [Intermediate ventriloquism]. Description: After skill fusion, the flexibility of the mouth, vocal cords, and soft palate can be moderately improved, and the vocal characteristics of different characters can be imitated. After skill fusion, sound attribute +2. PS: Please pay attention to the correct way to use skills and pay attention to oral hygiene! 】
after an hour,
When Li Youzhi let go of the last batch of young ladies who were playing Dunhuang murals on the pedestrian street, under the resentful eyes of the young ladies, a system buzz suddenly appeared in his ears.