Chapter 209 Tianmo sings a double reed version and teaches dialect: Sister smelly, do you know what

Chapter 209 Tianmo sings a double reed version and teaches dialect: Sister smelly, do you know what

As soon as Xilin said this, before Gu Huaian could answer, the barrage had exploded!

"Don't! Sister! Don't!"

"I can't even imagine Sister Xilin speaking in Shandong dialect!"

"Come here! Escort! Protect my filter on Xilin!"

"Gu Laolu, you must dare to teach labor and management to fight with you!"

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It is almost universally known on the Internet that speaking Shan Dong Hui has a great impact on appearance.

A certain well-known actor, the senior who plays Erlang Shen, usually speaks with a Wandao accent, and when he opens his mouth, he speaks Shandong dialect. Good guy, you will feel like a different person immediately.

It feels like the gap between his teeth is really big!

Erlangshen has lost his magic power!

Female netizens in the comment area all said that they felt that the male god was no longer good enough for her!

Xilin is a professional actor, a well-known movie queen, and a red carpet goddess. She once shone in international film festivals. Even if she doesn't actively promote it, her status is very high in everyone's hearts!

Many people feel like their filters for the goddess are shattered just when they think of the scene of her speaking in Shandong dialect, okay?

Looking around?

The comment area soon became like this:

"Gu Huaian, you, your uncle! You speak your sister's dialect!"

"I'm a local, and I felt very friendly when I first heard Gu Huaian speaking in dialect. When I heard that he said he wanted to teach Sister Xilin, I immediately felt that he was wrong about speaking in dialect. He was totally wrong!"

"It's all Gu Huaian's fault! Your uncle, you (beep beep beep)..."

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Even the locals started to curse in the comment area. It was another day when Gu Huaian was "reported online" every day.

"I'm quite interested too..."

The actor Su Yuntang took a water glass from his assistant, poured a glass of it slowly, and placed it in front of Xilin.

He is quite an authentic person. He has recently been doing shows and traveling all over the country. Everywhere he goes, he learns a few dialects and sometimes uses them in filming.

A good actor must adapt to various environments, and Su Yuntang still has nothing to say about dedication.

"emmm...are you sure you want to learn?"

Gu Huaian scratched his head and didn't know what to say.

"Let's learn, what's the point?"

Xilin gently handed the glass of water from Su Yuntang to Gu Huaian and said:

"Anyway, idle is idle."

The boss over there couldn't sell it, so they happened to be waiting.

Gu Huaian thought for a while, then casually pushed the glass of water that Sister Xilin pushed over to the actor Su, and said with a smile:

"Let me teach you a simplified version of Shandong dialect, so that I won't lead you astray."

"OK."

Xilin brushed back the messy hair on her temples and raised her hand to hold up the gold-rimmed glasses in front of her eyes. When her sister pursed her lips, it was like killing her!

The actor Su silently picked up the water that returned to him, took a sip, pretended that nothing happened, and looked at Gu Huaian with a smile.

When the two people's eyes and cameras were on Gu Huaian, Gu Huaian began to teach them.

"Come on, you guys chant with me..."

"I……"

Xilin and Su Yuntang continued to pronounce "I".

Gu Huaian: "No..."

Two people: "No..."

Gu Huaian: "Listen..."

Two people: "Listen..."

(Omitted here, it probably means "I didn't hear you clearly, say it again", which is appropriate.)

Gu Huaian: "All over..."

Two people: "All over..."

Xilin and Su Yuntang followed Gu Huaian's words. They both frowned at the same time and looked at each other. Then they looked at Gu Huaian with amused and confused faces. Movie Emperor Su said:

"It's no different from Mandarin."

After they read it over and over, it felt like they were speaking Mandarin...

"Are you kidding us?"

Siren rolled her eyes at him and said:

"Are you happy teasing your sister?"

It feels like Gu Huaian is like teaching children how to read.

"No, don't worry..."

Gu Huaian laughed and said:

"Do you believe that this sentence just now sums it up in one word in our local dialect?"

"ah?"

After hearing this, Xilin and Su Yuntang were both stunned. Is this Shandong dialect so magical? It can be summarized in 9 words in one word?

What the hell!

"Which word?" my sister asked curiously and enthusiastically.

"Hey hey hey..."

At this time, some diners who also came to buy breakfast were very happy. Obviously, they must know the word.

"puff……"

The audience also laughed like crazy. Some Shandong locals in the comment area couldn’t help but express:

"Gu Huaian, are you trying to laugh me to death so you can inherit my inheritance?"

"No, I didn't understand. Didn't you Shandong learn the same Chinese as I learned? How can one word summarize nine words?"

"Hehehe, I can only say that you will never be able to understand the profoundness of Shandong dialect in this life."

"So what is the word?!"

"You just have to look at it."

"I'll tell you, it's: Ann."

"ah???"

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The local people in the comment area are very funny. Many people don’t tell the outsiders, but there are also many people who are warm-hearted...

The word "An" began to appear in the comment area. At first, many people didn't know what was going on, and they thought it was Gu Huaian's name.

Until Gu Huaian explained...

"Come and recite haha ​​with me..."

Gu Huaian suppressed a smile and said:

"an?"

Su Yuntang and Xilin: "???"

The two of them had question marks on their faces, what is the pronunciation of this?

"an?"

The sister's beautifully painted eyebrows slightly raised, imitating Gu Huaian's tone, and pronounced the pronunciation of what Gu Huaian said in a questioning tone...

At the time, it felt weird.

It sounds strange when I read it out to myself.

"puff……"

At that time, some people around me were happy, and then many people in the barrage area also looked confused:

"No, why does this sum it up?"

"Local, let me explain. For example, if I say something to you and you don't hear it clearly, try answering me like this..."

"?? Woc, don't say it, it seems that it really means something like that!"

"What the hell!"

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[Ding, the host's grounding energy has been exposed, and the points are +91X20! 】

This pronunciation is very funny.

Gu Huaian also explained this to Xilin and Su Yuntang. He told Xilin that it was like I said something to you but you didn't hear it clearly. How about you try to answer me with this?

"an...an?"

Then Siren answered like this.

After answering...

"Puch..."

She laughed herself, and her sister couldn't help but raise her beautiful hand to hold her forehead silently, arrange her hair by the way, and couldn't help laughing:

"It really smells like that."

The actor Su had a dumbfounded expression on his face. I don't know why. Listening to Xilin's pronunciation just now and pretending to be a local, why did he feel that Xilin's filter was a little off?

This Shandong dialect is really a killer. No one can destroy the filter with just one word.

Gu Huaian said he was addicted, and then the boss just finished frying the fried dough sticks and brought them to them. Gu Huaian said to Su Yuntang:

"Brother, you can try what I just said..."

Su Yuntang waved his hands repeatedly, how could he do such a thing.

On the other hand, it was Xilin. She looked at the boss who came over with sweet fritters with interest. She waited for the boss to put down their breakfast and said:

"You're all fine now."

Then Siren said:

"an?"

The boss was stunned, glanced at Xilin, and then at their camera, and then raised his voice and said:

"I said all the food you ordered is provided."

"puff……"

Gu Huaian clapped his hands beside him and was laughing from ear to ear, and some people around him were also laughing.

Xilin also had the same expression on her face as if she had seen a "miracle". Her exotic and pretty face was filled with disbelief, as if to say, this actually works!

Locals can actually get it!

This is amazing!

Then there were a few young people who also came here to check in or have breakfast. They couldn't stand it anymore. A girl named Gu Huaian said:

"Gu Huaian, you have bags under your eyes, don't teach Sister Xilin this, I feel like my filter is broken for her."

As soon as these words came out...

"Hahaha……"

Provoked a burst of laughter.

In fact, it doesn't matter if outsiders just say the word according to its pronunciation, but the locals basically know what the pronunciation means, and the locals can easily relate to Xilin's feeling when she said this.

Because this is obviously something local people can use anytime and anywhere in their daily life.

"Pa bang..."

Gu Huaian laughed and clapped. Seeing everyone around her laughing, Xilin couldn't hold back. She thought something had happened to them.

"Are you kidding me?"

Xilin couldn't help but slap Gu Huaian who was laughing over there, feeling helpless.

But there is one thing to say, this little brother who is smiling from ear to ear and jumping on his feet is so energetic...

"No, I really wasn't teasing you. I have restrained myself..."

Gu Huaian explained, if I really teach you a few words in Shandong dialect, then your filter will be really broken.

Gu Huaian also said, do you know why those who are filming now speak Chongqing dialect and Northeast dialect, but not Shandong dialect?

As soon as you say it, you will immediately feel like a different person.

“Although I don’t understand it, I’m very shocked.”

Xilin giggled as she listened to Gu Huaian's words. The two of them didn't even have much breakfast, so they only exchanged Shan Dong dialect there.

Movie King Su: "(￢_￢)Aim"

He was watching from the side, it’s so uncomfortable to be called one!

His teeth were so heavy when he ate the fried dough sticks that some people who didn't know thought he was chewing Gu Huaian as if they were fried dough sticks.

But don't tell me, the sugar-fried dough sticks here are quite delicious. Su Yuntang rarely eats such greasy things. Recently, he was filming a show and eating delicacies from all over the world, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

It is precisely because I eat less that I know how fragrant this fried food is...

While eating the fried dough sticks, he was very interested in the sweet foam. He took a bite, but then he frowned and said:

"Isn't this sweet foam? Why is it salty?"

Su Yuntang was quite curious before, because there were spinach, peanuts, vermicelli and so on in it, so he was very curious about how a breakfast drink with these things could be sweet.

Before drinking it, he was mentally prepared that it was sweet.

Who knew it was salty? ? ?

Don't you mean Tianmo? Why is it so salty?

"This is called Wuxiang Tianfo..."

Gu Huaian explained that it is said that this sweet foam originated from the famine in the late Ming Dynasty. A boss named Tian opened a porridge shop and often gave out porridge to the victims. Because the boss's surname was Tian, ​​the victims affectionately called him "Tian Mo".

Later, because it was for food, "tian" became "sweet" as it was passed around.

There is also a saying that the shop owner will ask the customer before serving the porridge: "Can you please add more?"

Many people call it "Tian Mo'er". "Tian" and "Tian" have the same pronunciation. It was passed around and eventually became "Tian Mo".

"oh……"

After hearing this history, Su Yuntang nodded and showed respect for the boss named Tian.

Gu Huaian also took the sweet foam and explained:

"There are a lot of ingredients in this sweet foam. I just couldn't eat at that time, so all kinds of ingredients were thrown in. I added salt and pepper. It's full of flavor and makes people feel energetic after eating it."

"You see, this one is more viscous and there will be foam on it. I drank this for the first time when I was a child. My mother told me that at that time, every time the victims brought a bowl of porridge, the first thing they saw was the porridge maker. The white foam in the cauldron..."

"So this is not called porridge, but foam."

Don't tell me, Gu Huaian really has a way. This thing really makes him talk. The comment area is full of comments:

"If you learn nothing, you will learn nothing..."

Actor Su nodded, took another sip, and couldn't help but say:

"I feel like I drank a little better after hearing this story."

Gu Huaian grinned when he heard this and said:

"That's not a big deal."

"Ha ha……"

It made Xilin and some passers-by laugh.

There is a saying that Gu Huaian is also a complete "little master of anti-hypocrisy".

"At least our origin is not dirty..."

Gu Huaian grinned and said:

"You're not like that... army pot. Even if you know its origin, you might not dare to eat it."

As soon as these words came out...

"puff……"

"Hahaha……"

Many netizens couldn't help but laughed like crazy. Everyone was saying that they were going to be fans of Gu Huaian just for saying this!

"puff……"

What's funny is that Sister Xilin was drinking sweet foam. Gu Huaian's words made her so happy that she almost sprayed the sweet foam on her body.

She was wearing all white today, and it would be troublesome if it got on her body.

She couldn't help but roll her eyes at Gu Huaian, then raised her hand and patted Gu Huaian several times.

Gu Huaian didn't take it seriously. He chatted while eating, and even talked to Su Yuntang about the bean juice in Beijing...

He asked Su Yuntang if he could drink it. He didn't directly say that the stuff didn't taste good. The main thing was that he could directly scold the black dog and the stick for eating garbage, but he couldn't directly open fire on his own family.

"It's not bad. It tastes good. Can't you drink it?"

Su Yuntang still asked.

Gu Huaian didn't rush to answer but instead asked Sister Xilin. Xilin pursed her lips and smiled slightly and said:

"As for that, people who like sour food can usually drink it."

"Sister Xilin, do you like drinking acid?" Gu Huaian obviously heard the overtone of Xilin's words.

My sister picked up a paper towel and wiped the food residue on her mouth. A lot of red lipstick marks were left on the white paper towel. She smiled and said:

"I don't like sour drinks."

As soon as these words came out...

"Pfft... Are you two singing double recitals here?"

The audience was all happy. Let’s just say that Xilin’s emotional intelligence is second to none. She didn’t even say directly if she didn’t like drinking...

After all, Gu Huaian's emotional intelligence class was not in vain. He actually got what Xilin said.

A fan of Gu Huai'an's family said, "Whoever said that the leader of our family has low emotional intelligence, I will be the first to fall out with you!"

Having said that, the two of them were chatting happily, but the corner of the actor Su's mouth couldn't help but twitch a few times...

Well, he can drink it, Xilin can't drink it, and Gu Huaian can't drink it either?

Are the three of them forming a clique? ? ?

Go crazy!

The actor Su Mo Mo held his forehead and said to himself that it was lucky that I learned a few tricks. He directly used his ultimate move to "change the subject" and asked Gu Huaian with this sweet foam:

"Do you usually drink this?"

"I don't drink often..."

Gu Huaian shook his head and replied:

"I actually don't go to the city very often. My home is far away from the city. What we sell there is more tofu curd, soy milk, spicy soup and so on."

Su Yuntang nodded, but before he could continue to ask, Xilin suddenly smiled and said:

"Then you eat tofu with coriander?"

"Then I won't let you go. It's not like you don't know..."

Gu Huaian shook his head. He had made it clear many times before when he was recording "Crystal Love Season" with Xilin and the others in Yunnan that he didn't eat coriander. In his eyes, this stuff was no different than poison.

"I remember Sister Xilin, you don't eat either, right?"

Gu Huaian suddenly thought of it.

I remember that at that time, the actor Su made a dish that was garnished with coriander. Everyone else picked it up and ate it directly, but Gu Huaian and Xilin specially picked it out and put it aside.

"right."

The elder sister pursed her lips and smiled softly. She lifted up the pair of gold-rimmed glasses with her slender hands again. To be honest, she didn't like wearing them very much. They were a bit loose and could easily fall off.

So Gu Huaian started to complain. He really didn't understand the mentality of people who eat coriander. The taste of that thing is really deadly...

My sister chuckled and echoed, occasionally expressing a few words.

"cough……"

Actor Su really couldn't stand listening anymore and couldn't help coughing and said:

"There's another cilantro eater here, how about you two spray it gently?"

As soon as these words came out...

"Hahaha……"

Many viewers laughed like crazy at once. The best actor Su Shi was miserable. As soon as he heard that Gu Huaian and Xilin wanted to talk about the common topic of not drinking soybean juice, they immediately changed the topic. However, they turned around and started talking about not eating coriander...

It made him drink bean juice and eat coriander, and he looked like a special kind of person.

He just wanted to say, at least you should pay attention to the feelings of the people around you!

"Hehehe..."

"Sorry sorry..."

Gu Huaian and Xilin quickly expressed their apologies.

Su Yuntang suddenly became curious, so he asked Gu Huaian:

"So why can't you eat coriander?"

This problem has troubled him for a long time. In fact, people who like to eat coriander like it very much, and those who don't like it make them want to vomit when they smell it.

He is the kind of person who likes coriander very much. When he used to eat hot pot, he always cooked it with coriander.

This question is not only curious to the actor Su, but also to many people who like to eat coriander in the comment area.

Regarding this…

Siren was noncommittal, maybe she hadn't figured out how to express it yet.

Gu Huaian grinned and then asked Su Yuntang a very funny question. He said:

"Brother, you know there is a kind of bug called Stinky Sister, right?"

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