Chapter 231 The rapper’s way of greeting VS the fist-holding salute! You're addicted to playing

Chapter 231 The rapper’s way of greeting VS the fist-holding salute! You're addicted to playing

Regarding the irritation between Shen Qingqing and Xu Shiyun, some netizens commented harshly, saying:

"Two green teas come together."

These words caused a burst of laughter. Needless to say, Xiaojie, Xu Shiyun often appeared in tea on some programs, which is not a rare thing.

Now that the two green teas are together, everyone is really looking forward to what sparks they can create.

Let's see if we can mix green tea and green tea together to make a black tea or oolong tea?

Ah ha ha……

"Danma!"

"Teacher Ho!"

Maybe the people in the room heard the sound when Xu Shiyun called Ma Jiang just now. At this moment, a group of people came out of the yard.

Just now, there were only Gu Huaian and Jiang Ma, but when I turned around, six or seven people came out.

On the beach by the sea, more than a dozen people gathered together, and it suddenly became lively.

It is worth mentioning that everyone in this group of people is wearing fancy clothes...

Just talk about Xu Shiyun’s teammate, the short-haired beauty little fox Shen Yuqi. She wore a strapless tube top. It was blue, and her white shoulders and almost perfect collarbones were clearly visible. The color of blue made her whole person look more beautiful. Very youthful and beautiful.

A pair of very short light blue denim shorts highlights a pair of white and long legs.

She looked so much like a fox. When she was putting on makeup, she put some sparkling things on her eyes, and the eye makeup was very high, not to mention that there were too many people.

Han Xiangyi next door looks the same, dull and cold, but these girl group members are not inferior to others in terms of "dressing". Today she wore a striped long-sleeve dress that matched her long blue hair. The skirt and high waist make the whole person look well-proportioned, and the whole person's temperament is the same as the hair color, cold...

I won’t introduce the rest of the people one by one, they are too cool. Anyway, they are all wearing colorful clothes, their makeup is too thick, and they are all dressed up very brightly...

The brother Gu Huaian had met before, Zheng Yunbin, was wearing a slutty blue undershirt and sunglasses, looking very coquettish.

Compared with them, Gu Huaian looked somewhat...

Out of place.

He was dressed in the simplest way. He didn't even have a hair style, let alone makeup. He usually didn't need very little makeup for work. Jiang Ma said that this variety show was about life, so Gu Huaian could do whatever he wanted. , then Gu Huaian will definitely not wear makeup.

He originally took this route...

Speaking of which, there were actually dogs who said that Gu Huaian didn't respect the camera or the audience when he went on a variety show without makeup or dressing up. Gu Huaian really didn't know what to say to Heizi.

It feels like since the Chinese New Year period when Jiang PD’s stir-fried rice noodles with chicken essence collapsed, his group of little black guys with exposed chicken feet also came to Gu Huaian’s side...

"Oh, long time no see, long time no see..."

"Hello Hello……"

"I miss you so much!"

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The celebrities are showing more enthusiasm, especially Shen Yuqi. She has a similar personality to Xu Shiyun and Shen Qingqing. This kind of coquettish younger generation always makes their elders happy, and Jiang Ma always laughs and chats with them.

Of course, they will also say hello to Gu Huaian. Teacher Xiao Gu is almost the highest-ranking person in this group besides Jiang Ma and Teacher He.

Gu Huaian knew most of the people in this group, and there were a few who he didn't know but had met each other before. For example, the Hong Kong singer named Chen Feng, whom he met backstage at Orange TV during New Year's Eve last year, said hello.

On the other hand, Gu Huaian may have never met the young Tyrande named Jiang Mi, the child actor named Xiang Zi, and the sister named Jiang Yao. At most, he has heard of them.

"Hello, brother, my name is Xiang Zi..."

The little sister Xiang Zi is not very tall, and she has no discernible figure. I don't know if she is young or something else. In short, she gives people the impression that she is not fully developed.

What he was wearing wasn't very feminine, he was actually wearing white short-sleeved gray shorts, just like Gu Huaian, a bit like that...

Tomboy feeling.

But the face is quite pure, and the whole face shape and facial features are quite high-end and recognizable. If you say it is very good-looking and you look very stunning at first glance, that would definitely not be the case, but it just feels that you look quite pure, and it belongs to that kind of "movie face".

Her hair is not too long, and is casually tied into a ponytail on the back of her head. All in all, she gives off the feeling of a heroine in a literary film.

"You are so sweet..."

Gu Huaian nodded. To be honest, he was also a sister slave. When the family wanted to give Gu Zhun the second child, he would talk about how great it would be to have a sister every day. However, he got a younger brother, and he complained a lot about it.

I feel that this kind of sister is quite pitiable. When you see her, you want to buy a lot of delicious and beautiful clothes to make her happy.

"Hello, Mr. Gu..."

The sister named Jiang Yao is too feminine compared to Xiang Zi. To be honest, this kind of young woman sister who has been married and had children and is still in good condition is really awesome. Not only does she have a bumpy figure The curves are known as one of a kind, and I am very good at wearing them and dare to wear them.

She wore a dark pink floral dress with a strappy square collar. A large piece of white chest was exposed, and you could even see some proud career lines.

She doesn't shy away from it at all and doesn't think there's anything wrong with wearing it like this. Her sexy waist can be twisted at will. This kind of married woman is always very generous, giving people the feeling that she can see everything.

As for the taste, Gu Huaian felt that no one else could do it except Sister Xilin.

She is also quite good-looking. She used to be a well-known actress and she often takes care of herself, so her face is not shabby at all at this age.

Her face was small, giving the impression that it was as big as a palm, but her eyes were big and bright. Among the people Gu Huaian knew, Shang Zhuoyan was the only one who could compare with her.

"Hello sister..."

Gu Huaian was still very polite and called her sister.

Jiang Yao pursed her lips and smiled slightly, saying:

"Xi Lin and I are very good friends, and I often hear her mention you."

"Yeah?"

Gu Huaian grinned, but he didn't expect such a relationship.

The two exchanged a few words before Tyrande's hottie finally joined in...

He came here with Zheng Yunbin. They seemed to be quite familiar with each other, and they were able to play together. What is worth mentioning is that Zheng Yunbin actually got close to Gu Huaian...

"Hey bro!"

He came over with a "rapper's standard greeting" and extended his hand!

Gu Huaian was stunned at that time. To be honest, he had heard of rappers' greeting methods before, but he had never come into contact with many rappers, and he had never used this method.

When Zheng Yunbin shook hands with him, he honestly stretched out his hand. He thought he was shaking hands, but he shook his hand and immediately let go. Then he shook his head and spun around...

"You... you..."

Gu Huaian was really entertained. This was so damn funny.

What’s even more funny is the young Tyrande guy named Jiang Mi with a yellow hair next to him. He is following Zheng Yunbin!

"Hi men, what's up?"

This brother came up and grabbed Gu Huaian's hand before he could put it down. He shook his hand and raised his eyebrows...

"I didn't do anything..."

Gu Huaian's English is not very good, but he can understand it. He may not know what the greeting means, but he can understand it to ask him what's wrong.

Then he replied that it was nothing...

"It's not you...hey, brother!"

Zheng Yunbin was wearing a pair of sexy sunglasses and said:

"Why don't you understand anything? I'm saying hello to you."

Gu Huai'an was overjoyed. He suppressed his laughter and said:

"No, what should I say?"

"Ah ha ha……"

The audience also laughed like crazy, and everyone expressed:

"Gu Huaian: I had a really hard time holding back my laughter. I thought about the saddest thing in my life. I almost couldn't hold it in!"

"Why did it feel like Gu Huaian and the two of them were just watching two clowns alone, hahaha..."

"The way these rappers greet each other is so embarrassing, hahaha. I've never been embarrassed to say it."

"Well, my brother is a bitch. It's normal for him to not understand your high-end stuff."

…

I don’t know what kind of tradition these rappers use to say hello. When they first saw it, many people thought it was quite new. Isn’t it quite handsome and cool...

But then some young people found this thing very interesting, so they thought about some more exaggerated gestures, techniques, etc...

Say hello and wink for a long time!

Something that would be done with just a handshake!

All of a sudden, I felt greasy and sick from doing this.

As time went on, the audience gradually started to feel embarrassed.

But other rappers don’t think so. They still think they have such an attitude and are so cool...

The funniest thing is that if some people cannot keep up with their rhythm when greeting them, they will be criticized in a somewhat "disgusting" tone.

Just like Zheng Yunbin said about Gu Huaian just now...

They may not be laughing at it, their culture is just like that. It will be quite fun if you keep up with their rhythm. If the two of them say "Hi men!" to each other, they will be able to start a conversation in no time. Do you believe it?

It’s so easy to get used to it!

But there is one thing to say, many people cannot accept their stuff...

Are you like Gu Huaian?

He didn't quite accept the somewhat exaggerated way of greeting. Zheng Yunbin probably disliked it. He didn't take it seriously and even looked at them as if they were "looking at clowns".

Gu Huaian is quite confident. He has never doubted himself, and he will not learn from others just because his own way of greeting cannot keep up with others.

He has always been quite determined.

For now, he really doesn't think there's anything wrong with him, but if you don't respond to Zheng Yunbin and the others, isn't there something wrong?

Looking back, I will be said to have no quality...

So Gu Huaian thought for a while, and when faced with Zheng Yunbin and Jiang Mi's "rapper's standard way of greeting", he actually...

Raise your hand.

His left hand formed a palm, his right hand formed a fist, and he naively gave Zheng Yunbin and Jiang Mi a fist.

"..."

Just that!

The two brothers were stunned!

That expression is so wonderful!

That’s called being confused!

When have they ever seen a rapper greeting a rapper like this?

Hold your fists, dear!

This is... so old!

What kind of era is this way of greeting?

But unfortunately...

They can't say that Gu Huaian doesn't respect them!

Because in ancient times, the fist-holding ceremony was the highest level of etiquette among people in the world!

Just give Huaian a "fist hug" and make them both messy, okay?

"puff……"

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience laughed like crazy.

Barrage blast:

"Gu Huaian: I don't know what to say, so I should give him a fist!"

"Gu Huaian: Hold your fists, old man!"

"Gu Huaian: rapper? Then how would you respond if I made a fist?"

"Ah ha ha ha ha... As expected of you, Gu Lao Liu!"

"I've learned nothing, I'll greet my rapper friends like this from now on!"

"Let me tell you something, Gu Huaian, this is really the highest etiquette. Go check out the fist-holding ceremony..."

"I will really laugh to death! My head will fall off laughing, and my family will get rich from laughing!"

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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X20! 】

System points arrival prompt.

Gu Huaian doesn't like to follow the crowd. He just insists on doing what he likes.

For example, celebrities and entertainers all dress up beautifully, but he doesn't like to wear makeup; celebrities and entertainers all eat light meals, but he shows off with big mouthfuls of fried skewers and burritos;

More like this "way of saying hello" at this moment.

It’s not that others say that you can’t keep up with the trend in a disgusting tone, he is right. No one dares to say that what he is doing is a “trend”. Then the “trend” is still cyclical. Bell bottoms have become popular in the past two years. Can you believe I'm back?

You are right only if you insist on what is right. You say "Hi bro" and "Hi men" to me, and I hug you and call you brother. What's wrong?

No?

Is there a problem? !

And to be honest, those so-called "rapper's ways of greeting" were originally imported from abroad, and the words they said were all in English. We don't mean that they worship foreigners, so what the hell came out of their mouths It’s not Mandarin, right?

If you use foreign greetings to greet local people, what's your point? !

It's quite funny...

Originally, two brothers, Zheng Yunbin and Jiang Mi, laughed at Gu Huaian because he didn't know how to greet a rapper, but Gu Huaian hugged them and made them stupid.

"puff……"

The little girls over there couldn't stop laughing, especially Shen Yuqi and Xu Shiyu. To be honest, they don't quite understand how boys and rappers greet each other, but seeing how happy they are, they think every boy This is how it should be cool.

But when Gu Huaian hugged his fists like this, they immediately felt that compared to Zheng Yunbin and Jiang Mi, Gu Huaian was much more pleasing to the eye, okay?

Sister Jiang Yao, who was wearing a pink skirt, covered her mouth and smiled, thinking that this little teacher Gu was really just like Xilin said, naive, dumbfounded, and quite straight.

"Okay, don't be poor and hurry in."

Jiang Ma happily shouted for everyone to come into the house.

At that time, everyone thought she was too hot in the sun, but she pointed at Gu Huaian and said:

"Let's give our little Gu a tan again..."

These words made some people happy, and some people commented on the barrage:

"This is my real mother!"

It’s not even a cover-up, it’s just that this show is tailor-made for Xiao Gu.

…

While laughing, everyone went into the house to put things away.

There are three small courtyards in the program recording location, namely "Tian Nian", "Company" and "Care". Among them, "Tian Nian" is the largest courtyard with three rooms. The middle one is the oldest one. Thieves are suitable for this group of people to gather together or something.

It's quite hot outside, but the air conditioning is on in the room. The decoration is actually quite good and modern, with refrigerators and TVs all available. It won't seem crowded if more than a dozen people gather together.

"Hey, it's so hot to death..."

Before we were assigned rooms and decided where we would live, our suitcases were temporarily thrown outside. Everyone went in to take a cool break or something to avoid the heat.

The beach is nice everywhere, but it’s too sunny. I just came all the way here and there are no trees on the beach. It’s very hot.

The yard is okay, there are a few coconut trees, and some other flowers, trees, and the like. It seems that they were not planted on the first day, but they are already growing quite well.

"Hey, feed this flower..."

Teacher He didn't stay in the room for a while and then came out to look at the flowers. Gu Huaian happened to come out and change a pair of shoes. He gave Teacher He a glass of water on the way. He was very happy to see it and said:

"You like flowers?"

"Well, I usually like to raise some flowers and plants when I have nothing to do at home."

Teacher He smiled and said:

"I'm usually busy with work and don't have much time."

Gu Huaian nodded and said with a smile:

"Then do you know how to grow these plants well?"

Teacher He shook his head, took the water Gu Huaian brought him, thanked him, took a sip, and looked at Gu Huaian in confusion...

Gu Huaian chuckled and said:

"You have to use something not so clean, like..."

He hasn't finished speaking yet.

"puff……"

Teacher He squirted immediately.

"Ahem..."

He coughed and raised his foot to kick Gu Huaian. Gu Huaian laughed and ran away.

"This naughty kid..."

Teacher He was so angry that he rolled his eyes.

"Ah ha ha……"

The audience also laughed like crazy, and everyone expressed:

"Gu Huaian, you are so disgusting!"

"The last time you played shit, you didn't get a shadow, right?"

"Haha... I blew up a cow dung last time and almost got banned."

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[Ding, the host has successfully grounded himself and gained exposure, and the points are +91X11! 】

It is said that he remembers food but not fights, but in fact Gu Huaian also has a memory.

This time he just mentioned it and said that he didn't do anything. If he really cared about eating and not playing, and Teacher He said he liked to grow flowers and grass, he would really make some manure to raise the flowers and grass.

After watching for a while, someone in the room called Teacher He to come in, saying that they wanted to divide the house...

Make sure you have a place where you can put your luggage.

There is a large long table in the room where everyone can sit, and there is a large screen in the middle, which is a place for everyone to hold meetings.

"Is everyone here?"

Mother Jiang sat in the main seat without any hesitation. Everyone looked at each other for a while...

"Where's Gu Huaian?"

Jiang Ma frowned and asked.

This is the first time for everyone to have a meeting. Where did Gu Huaian go?

When the camera showed Gu Huaian...

Some viewers were entertained.

Let’s just say, brother, you don’t need to be so comfortable!

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