Chapter 234 Old 6 plays tricks on Xilin! The battlePK devil never complains about the environment!
Gu Huaian always likes to buy some cheap and common snacks like Sprite, potato chips, etc.
There's nothing wrong with him eating it, and no one will stop him from eating it. The key problem is that he shouldn't eat it in front of the camera!
Those are all unsponsored. If you eat them in front of the camera, you are advertising those things for free...
It doesn't matter if they advertise for free. The key problem is that they give free advertising to those who don't have sponsorship. What do you want the sponsors of their programs to think?
Gu Huaian cannot use the money given to him so much, but he eats it every day without giving him any money. So do they have to lower their sponsorship offer?
Many sponsors complained about this when "Crystal Love Season" was released. The most disgusting thing is that their program is live broadcast, and coding is in the later stage. It is basically impossible to code during the live broadcast.
The source of the live broadcast also needs to be edited into the official version later. When editing "Crystal Love Season", the post-production teacher wanted to cut off Gu Huaian's head. I don't know how many complaints Jiang Ma received against Gu Huaian. …
For this reason, when "Hello Life Partner" solicited sponsorship this time, Jiang's mother specially sponsored several snacks for Gu Huaian, such as dried fruits, ice cream, and homemade hotpot.
Generally speaking, small sponsors like theirs, who can sponsor cars for big money like theirs, can't get in, but there is no way. For the sake of Gu Huaian, and for the sake of the show team, she can only negotiate...
"Hahaha……"
Everyone in the room laughed. Anyone who knew Gu Huaian knew what he was doing, and everyone also understood Jiang Ma's "targetedness".
Of course, the most interesting thing is the fourth one. Jiang Ma said that he is not allowed to touch dirty or disgusting things. She probably refers to the "fried cow dung" stuff...
Up to now, there are still people who are digging up old scores to blackmail Gu Huai'an, so this is really for Gu Huai'an's benefit and nip it in the bud.
"Then I just stay in the room and do nothing."
Gu Huaian spread his hands helplessly, feeling that he had been sanctioned.
At this time, there was a comment that was quite interesting. One Xiuer commented:
"It's over. It was finally released from the ban position, but the damage was completely destroyed. Gu Huaian's T0 is useless."
This remark caused a burst of laughter, and netizens rushed to like it.
Of course, some fans said:
"Strong people never complain about the environment. I believe Gu Huaian can fight his way out!"
So what if it's weakened?
As long as the mechanism is not changed, people with skills can still show off how they want!
While laughing, everyone began to draw lots to allocate rooms.
First of all, Jiang Ma and Teacher He will definitely not participate in the lottery. The two elders live in the largest house, and the rest will depend on their luck...
What Gu Huaian got was "care", which is a yard in the corner of the village on the west side. Gu Huaian just stopped by to see that yard. There were three huts, like that kind of farmyard, with white walls, and it looked quite nice. of.
"Now, please ask those who have drawn the same lottery to stand for a moment..."
Teacher He came out to take charge of the overall situation.
When shouting "accompany", five people stood up.
They are young man Shen Qingqing, sweet girl Xu Shiyun, Hong Kong singer Chen Feng, Zheng Yunbin and Jiang Mi are also among them.
Those who were drawn to "take care of" were Gu Huaian, child star and actor Xiang Zi, sister Jiang Yao, little fox Shen Yuqi, and dumb Han Xiangyi.
Seeing this separation, Gu Huaian was relieved. To be honest, he really didn't want to get together with the two rappers, Zheng Yunbin and Jiang Mi. They felt that their nerves were a little abnormal and they were often startled.
Isn’t this?
"oh!"
When they heard that the two of them were together, they clapped their hands in a funny way.
Some people are happy, and some are definitely not happy, such as the little clip Shen Qingqing, she pouted and said:
"Can you change it? I'm not very familiar with them. I want to live with Brother Huai'an..."
"Ah……"
Xu Shiyun laughed after hearing this. She raised her jade hand to flip her pink hair, pursed her lips and said:
"You act as if you are very familiar with them. I still want to live with my two teammates..."
As she said this, she protested to the program team:
"I don't care, if she changes, I will change too!"
"伱!"
Shen Qingqing gritted her teeth angrily.
To be honest, both she and Xu Shiyun are a bit teasing, but Xu Shiyun is obviously higher in rank than her. Sister Qing's little thoughts are always visible on her face, while Xu Shiyun's is relatively stronger.
The two of them were quite competitive, but the faces of Zheng Yunbin, Jiang Mi, and Chen Feng were a bit ugly...
"You two act like we really want to live with you..."
Zheng Yunbin is not a good-tempered man. This brother almost made things awkward when he met Gu Huaian for the first time in "Time Singer", let alone now.
"That's just right..."
Xu Shiyun spread her hands and said with a smile:
"Let's draw lots again. Anyway, none of us want to live with anyone else."
She just looks sweet, but she is actually just pregnant. To be honest, in terms of "coffee status", she is on par with Zheng Yunbin. The attendance rate of their group's concerts is 101%. Every concert is sold out. This kind of female idol You will have some say wherever you go.
"This cannot be replaced."
Teacher He laughed and interrupted their angry conversation.
"Tsk...then there's nothing we can do."
Xu Shiyun clapped her hands without even looking at Zheng Yunbin, and said with some regret.
Zheng Yunbin's face turned livid, and he couldn't help but glance at Gu Huaian, thinking to himself, why do these women like to hang out for Gu Huaian?
That's it for Xu Shiyun and Shen Qingqing. You didn't see how happy Shen Yuqi, the little fox who was playing with Gu Huaian, was almost jumping up...
Jiang Yao and Xiang Zi were also quite happy.
They are both handsome guys. He and Jiang Mi are not much different in appearance than Gu Huaian. Even because of the makeup, he feels that he is more refined and handsome than Gu Huaian. Why do these women like Gu Huaian and don't want to talk to them?
It's quite unbalanced.
Boys, when it comes to relationships with the opposite sex, are always somewhat subconscious and naturally competitive.
After the houses are divided, everyone can actually put away their things. There are many things in the suitcases that have not been packed yet.
It was noon, and they hadn't eaten yet. They couldn't eat until they put away their things.
"And one more thing……"
Before the meeting ended, Mother Jiang made a special mention and said:
"Let's hold a party in the evening. Each of the two families will perform a show or something. I won't let you do it in vain. The two families compete and battle. Whoever wins can earn 200 yuan, which is an initial capital. .”
Whether it makes money or not, the main reason is that many of the guests are not familiar with each other. Putting on a show together can promote emotional communication among everyone.
And when they heard the word "PK", the audience became interested...
"Oh! There's a show to watch!"
"I like to watch this kind of show. I first met Gu Huaian on the first day of "Crystal Love Season"."
"Looking forward to my brother's performance!"
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"Ah...this isn't fair..."
Shen Qingqing, who was not happy because of the room allocation, was a little angry when she heard this and said:
"Brother Huai'an is so strong, who can beat this big devil?"
As soon as these words came out...
Everyone looked at Gu Huaian in unison.
Indeed, Gu Huaian can really be regarded as the "big devil". Let's not talk about his many masterpieces and talents. Just talk about his gangster-like voice and his singing skills that are second to none in the music industry. Not to mention that he can beat them all. Give all five members of their family seconds...
This isn't fair!
"Uh-huh……"
Xu Shiyun pouted her mouth and nodded, feeling the same.
At this time, Chen Feng, the Hong Kong singer next to him, couldn't stand it anymore and frowned and said:
"No, we're not that bad. Why do you think we're going to lose?"
Chen Feng is a veteran singer. Although he is now an actor in the Mainland, he actually started out as a singer and dancer. He also has some music masterpieces. These Hong Kong artists have solid stage performance skills and are quite confident in themselves. They will not be so easy. I feel that I am inferior to others.
"That's right!"
Zheng Yunbin himself felt that it was unbalanced. Chen Feng took the lead, so he naturally agreed immediately.
By the way, he secretly kicked Jiang Mi, signaling him to follow suit...
Jiang Mi’s Mandarin is not very good. He half understood and half didn’t understand what everyone was talking about, but when Zheng Yunbin kicked him, he reacted and immediately said:
"Yep!"
"Pfft...you didn't understand anything. What are you right about?"
Teacher He was very happy, and his words relaxed the atmosphere a bit.
"Then...what do you think, Great Demon King?"
Then, Teacher He actually turned the topic to Gu Huaian...
Everyone's eyes and cameras were also on Gu Huaian at this time. In fact, he felt that he was getting angry. So what Teacher He meant was that everyone on the other side had issued a challenge. Would you like to say a few words to liven up the atmosphere at home?
"I?"
Under the gaze of the camera and everyone, Gu Huaian scratched his head with a look of helplessness on his face. After thinking about it, he stood up and cleared his throat...
"Ahem..."
Just when everyone thought he might say something more pretentious, this kid actually shrugged and spread his hands and said in a shaky tone:
"Although I will live with you all for some time to come, I hope our guests will not target me. I come to this show to relax."
He said this very calmly, but the tone...
It gave many viewers a sense of deja vu!
No!
It’s not just the tone!
Even the words he said seemed so familiar!
"Why do I feel like I've heard this somewhere?"
Some viewers were stunned, feeling that these words... were so familiar!
At this time, a netizen suddenly realized it and posted a barrage saying:
"Isn't this the Queen's speech from Siren!"
As soon as these words came out, many people reacted immediately!
yes!
Isn't this the "Queen's Speech" that Xilin used to introduce herself when she first went to "Crystal Love Season"?
"puff……"
"a ha ha ha……"
Realizing this, netizens laughed like crazy!
Barrage blast!
"Gu Huaian, you know how to play tricks!"
"Xilin: Steamed Shuan Q!"
"I'm telling you, if Sirin were here, he would definitely beat him. This kid is so mean!"
"Haha... This is the first time I've seen someone playing tricks on Siren."
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Xilin is a double actress, a generous red carpet goddess, and has an extremely high status in the industry. She rarely appears in variety shows, and she doesn't seem to be someone who can joke.
Under normal circumstances, no one would make fun of her even in person...
Gu Huaian, this old man, is good at playing Xilin's jokes from a distance!
This is too funny!
Some netizens said that they could see that Gu Huaian and Xilin were very familiar with each other, and that someone else would not dare to play with Xilin like this.
Some people also said that they couldn't find anything wrong with Gu Huaian's words...
When my sister first went to "Crystal Love Season", she said that she was too busy with work and went to that show to relax and travel. Gu Huaian is indeed very busy now, and coming to this show is indeed relaxing.
"Ha ha……"
In fact, many people at the show didn't understand the joke, but Mother Jiang, Teacher He, and Sister Jiang Yao, who was said to be very familiar with Xilin, laughed out loud.
"I will tell Siren..."
Sister Jiang Yao covered her mouth and said with a smile.
"Just kidding..."
Gu Huaian laughed and waved his hands, but since he dared to say it in front of the camera, he was definitely not afraid of Xilin knowing about it, and his sister would definitely not care about this.
And what he said is also true, he is really just here to mess with it...
I used to not understand why Sister Xilin would say that recording shows is relaxing. Recently, he has been extremely busy and sometimes travels to several cities a day. For him, recording variety shows now is really "relaxing".
One thing Gu Huaian understands more and more is...
Growing up means slowly understanding what my sister said.
The rest of the people didn't know what this joke meant. Mother Jiang and Teacher He told them about it. After they understood it, everyone burst into laughter. The tense atmosphere in the laughter weakened a bit...
"How about this..."
Seeing that PKbattle was prone to problems, Mother Jiang simply stood up and took charge of the overall situation and said:
"You can perform whatever you want. In the end, we will give you scores and decide how much money to give each of you. It counts as an individual battle, not a group battle. Isn't this fair?"
"We can also organize some group shows..."
After all, they are old friends for many years. Teacher He immediately got what Jiang Ma liked, pointed at Han Xiangyi, Xu Shiyun, and Shen Yuqi and said with a smile:
"For example, you girls can form a group to dance or something, and you can split the earnings equally."
To put it bluntly, the purpose of their program is to entertain people. If the PK smell is too strong, it will be boring.
In fact, some people are...
When gathered it is a ball of fire, when scattered it is a sky full of stars.
For example, Xu Shiyun, Shen Yuqi and Han Xiangyi. The three of them are originally in the same group. Performing a show together can kill countless people. They all expect them to be on the same stage. If they are separated into two houses and cannot be combined, it will be meaningless. .
"Um……"
Everyone agreed with this suggestion and nodded.
"Okay, let's do this first."
After deciding, Mother Jiang stood up and said:
"Let's go pack our luggage first. Finish it quickly and come over for lunch. What time is it? I'm starving..."
They arrived not too late, but they had been holding a meeting chatting for a long time while waiting for Gu Huaian to arrive. It was already past 12 o'clock.
These guests have a lot of stuff, especially the female guests, and I don’t know how long it will take to clean it up...
"good."
Everyone responded and dispersed to carry their suitcases.
It is worth mentioning that before leaving, the little sister Xiang Zi, who looked a little reserved, pulled Shen Qingqing, Xu Shiyun and other girls and said:
"I want to form a band with my sisters, and then we can..."
Performing on stage is a common occurrence for singers and idols.
But it’s quite difficult for actors.
You can't give them a "performance without physical objects", right?
Actors are really good at acting behind the scenes. If they really move to the stage and suddenly pull someone to cry and scream, it will be very embarrassing.
There are only a few actors here, and they don't really need help, so Xiang Zi doesn't feel safe and wants to enlist the help of her sisters.
Here we can see how advanced the "acting class" Su Yuntang took when he was performing in "Crystal Love Season". Not every actor can perform in a reality show without being embarrassed.
"OK……"
Before Xu Shiyun said anything, Shen Qingqing agreed immediately. She had not thought about what she wanted to perform, so it would be nice to get a few people to perform together.
"Where's Sister Shiyun?"
Xiang Zi went to ask Xu Shiyun again.
Xu Shiyun originally wanted to say that she could just dance with Han Xiangyi and Shen Yuqi, but when she looked at Zi's pure eyes, she couldn't bear it, so she said:
"Let me ask for you..."
"Yeah."
Xiang Zi is quite happy and feels that her sisters are all very nice.
When they were chatting, Gu Huaian happened to be nearby. Hearing this, he smiled and said nothing. He just felt that the little sister Xiang Zi was too innocent.
"Teacher Gu, can you help me move a suitcase?"
At the right time, a gust of fragrant wind blew over, and sister Jiang Yao, dressed in a floral dress, came over, winked at Gu Huaian and said with a smile:
"How about I don't tell Xilin that you are playing tricks on her?"
"...You act like you don't know if you don't tell her."
Gu Huai felt relieved and pointed at the camera while helping Jiang Yao lift a suitcase.
This is a live broadcast.
"Puch..."
The elder sister chuckled, pushed Gu Huaian, and they went out together.
"Hey, Teacher Xiao Gu, we need help too..."
Shen Yuqi dragged Han Xiangyi and walked very slowly. Just a step too late, Gu Huaian and Jiang Yao had already left with their suitcases.
Shen Yuqi pouted, pushed the stunned Han Xiangyi, and said:
"Can you stop being so stupid? Why do you always look like you can't wake up except when you're drinking? I'm impressed with you..."
Han Xiangyi is very interesting. When she drinks, she looks very different from how cute she is. When she doesn't drink, she looks like she is sleepy. She looks cold, but she is actually in a daze.
"Let me help..."
Xiang Zi helped Shen Yuqi carry Xiang Zi very honestly. Her small stature carried two boxes that were not proportional to her size, which made some viewers feel unbearable.
Shen Yuqi must have been embarrassed to ask her to move it, so she hurried over and grabbed it...
This family is quite interesting.
…
at the same time……
Airport.
Pei Jingshu wore a mask, sunglasses, and a hat, covering her face that could be said to be "a disaster for the country and the people". She walked out of the airport with her assistant in a low-key manner and got into the program crew's car.
…
There was an earthquake in my house last night, friends!
Oh my God!
I didn’t know until I woke up!
I am so surprised!
Woo woo woo...
In urgent need of monthly tickets and rewards to calm the injured young mind...