Chapter 239 High EQ: The girl I like is in someone else’s arms; Low EQ: I just like someone else’s w
"Why did you come here?" Bai Ye asked in surprise.
"What are you talking about?" Tony rolled his eyes and said: "This is a crisis related to the life and death of the earth. How can it be possible that I, Iron Man, are missing? But you guy, the situation is so urgent, and you are still hiding aside to watch the show. ?”
"That's because I've already controlled the situation!" Bai Ye raised his eyebrows: "If you don't believe it, I have surrounded a group of them by myself."
Tony: "..."
"If you don't pretend to be cool, we will still be good friends!" Tony said with a look of disbelief: "I don't think these people are easy to deal with, especially those two robots over eight meters tall, with various energy weapons, Shield, I can’t even say I can defeat one of them.”
"Hey, you are weak, but don't think that others are as weak as you."
Bai Ye smiled evilly.
"You are so talented!" Tony immediately retorted: "I am very strong! Better than you."
After Tony arrived, Mikaela held Bai Ye's hand tightly.
Tony Stark!
This is Tony Stark!
If before this, whether Bai Ye had the upper hand in talking to Optimus Prime or was able to take the initiative when talking to the officials of District 7, Michaela was not deeply aware of Bai Ye's power, then Tony Star Michaela, the richest man in the world, the smartest person in the world, a person with over 100 million Twitter followers who has developed human talents to the peak, and Bai Ye's way of getting along with each other like a bad friend, made Michaela deeply understand one thing - the level of popularity Whether it is or not is not the ultimate expression of a person's power. Among the big chaebols, Tony is an outlier with such a high profile. Most chaebol boys are like Bai Ye, who are not very well-known, but when you mess with him , you can understand the power of chaebol.
"By the way, I'm not the only one here, the Avengers are also out in force." Tony said: "It's just that I arrived faster in the steel suit, while Gwen, Parker, Jessica and others took my The private jet should arrive soon."
"ah?"
Bai Ye was a little panicked. Why did this bitch Tony drag Gwen over?
"No, it's such a trivial matter, why did they all get sent out? Wouldn't it be better if we two Crouching Dragons and Phoenix Chus could solve it? It's so dangerous, are you sure they can do anything to help?"
Tony said: "Why don't you take them with you for such an important thing? No, what do you think? Doesn't the Avengers exist to solve this kind of crisis? Oh, don't let them go when they are in danger, then Are their wages in vain?”
Bai Ye's brows knitted together.
What would Gwen do if he saw Michaela next to him?
"We still have to fight quickly!"
Bai Ye secretly made up his mind.
"Okay Tony, stop talking nonsense." Bai Ye immediately became serious and said: "You go to support Optimus Prime. In the fight between him and Megatron, he has fallen into a disadvantage and is very dangerous."
"I'll help others deal with their opponents."
"Why do I have to support Optimus Prime?" Tony raised his eyebrows: "Can't I just challenge other Decepticons?"
Bai Ye boasted: "That's of course because Megatron is the leader of the Decepticons and the strongest Transformer. Of course, it should be dealt with by an outstanding person like you, and those of Megatron's subordinates are just minions. That’s all, just leave these to the younger ones to deal with.”
Hearing what Bai Ye said, Tony immediately felt comfortable: "Okay, then I will deal with Megatron. You should be able to deal with his men, right? Do you need me to kill Megatron and then help you?"
Bai Ye rolled her eyes secretly.
I called you fat and you were out of breath. If I hadn't asked you to deal with Megatron against your will in order to harvest people's heads, how powerful do you really think you are?
I also dealt with Megatron and came to help me...
Can you really beat Megatron?
"Okay, okay! Then I will look up to you, old man." Bai Ye said with a smile: "You have to kill Megatron as soon as possible to help me. Brother Tony, who doesn't know that we, the Avengers, can't do it without you!"
Tony stepped forward lightly and joined forces with Optimus Prime to deal with Megatron together.
Bai Ye turned his head and glanced at Ratchet VS Giant Scorpion, Ironhide VS Bonecrusher, Jazz VS Noisy, Bumblebee VS Dizzy.
"Who should we deal with first?"
His mind raced, and after thinking for a while, he made a decision:
"Let's help the ambulance first. He can't even defeat the giant scorpion monster... Technical talents should also get some preferential treatment."
Bai Ye's feet suddenly exerted force, and with a kick, he was like a cannonball, shooting into the battlefield between the ambulance and the giant scorpion monster with unstoppable force.
Before Ratchet could react, Bai Ye quickly approached the center of the battlefield between him and the giant scorpion monster. Bai Ye's arm violently slashed vertically, causing a crisp sound of the air suddenly exploding, and hit the giant scorpion. Weird brain.
With a "pop" sound, the giant scorpion monster's head exploded.
His whole body sank to the ground, and an invisible energy hammered the ground. On the ground covered by the giant scorpion monster's corpse, holes like spider webs appeared, and the cracks were extremely deep.
Bai Ye retracted his fist and fell back.
"Huh?"
Bai Ye blinked:
"Didn't you count the heads for me?"
On his mission panel, it still showed [Kill the Decepticons: 0/5. 】
"What's going on?"
Bai Ye scratched his head: "Is there a bug in the dogecoin system? Or is the giant scorpion monster too weak to be considered a true member of the Decepticons?"
Ratchet panted and thanked Bai Ye:
"Thank you very much!"
At this time, there were many scars on the ambulance. If Bai Ye hadn't appeared, he might have died at the hands of the giant scorpion monster.
Bai Ye ignored the ambulance. He wanted to immediately verify why he didn't get the kill count after killing the giant scorpion monster.
He turned around and headed towards Jazz and the noisy battlefield.
Jazz clearly had an advantage in the battle with Noisy. With his flexible body, his high-temperature bullets hit Noisy's body, instantly inflicting heavy damage on Noisy and causing a lot of parts to fall out.
Noisy is too cumbersome to handle Jazz.
Of course, with the size difference between the two, Noisy can make many mistakes, but Jazz can only make one mistake...
"Buzz!"
Jazz walked around behind Noisy, and when Noisy was unprepared, his arm turned into an alloy length, soared into the air, and struck down with a knife.
With the fierce burst of electric sparks, one of the noisy mechanical arms fell off.
"Damn it! You coward who only knows how to run away! I will crush you to death!"
Noisy and crazy.
I feel like jazz is like a blood-sucking mosquito. If you hit it, you can't hit it. If you don't hit it, it will buzz in your ears, and it will suck your blood from time to time.
But the noise soon ceased to be such an annoyance, because the white night arrived.
Bai Ye suddenly appeared next to Noisy. With lightning speed, one hand directly penetrated Noisy's thick body, grabbed the fire in his head, and pulled hard. With the arc of the wire flashing, Bai Ye killed Noisy. The tinder was taken out, squeezed, and shattered.
Noisy on the street.
[Kill the Decepticons: 1/5. 】
"Eh!"
Bai Ye's eyes lit up.
It seems that he guessed right. The reason why killing the giant scorpion monster is useless is because the giant scorpion monster is not an official member of the Decepticons. It is just a toy of the high-level Decepticons. You have to kill the noisy, dizzy, and Real Decepticon members like Bonecrusher only work.
Well, if you put it this way, Ratchet, who can still fight with the giant scorpion monster, can be divided into male and female... Does he really have such a thing as fighting ability?
"This ambulance is so inferior!"
Bai Ye glanced at the ambulance in the distance with disgust.
It seems that after the Autobots join the Avengers, they will never send ambulances out in the field, otherwise he is afraid that the ambulances will be killed by Decepticons wearing diapers.
Ironhide and the Bonecrusher fought vigorously.
One is an Autobot veteran with extremely rich combat experience, and the other is an extremely crazy Decepticon lunatic. When they fight, the battle scene is extremely intense.
"Bang!"
The Bonecrusher Demon was slashed in the chest by Ironhide's circular saw, and with his backhand, he pierced one of Ironhide's arms with a scorpion tail stinger.
The injuries on the two of them became more and more serious.
"Get out of the way and let me come!"
Unlike the Bonecrusher Demon, who became a lunatic who only knew how to fight when fighting, Ironhide did not forget to secretly observe the entire battlefield situation when fighting the Bonecrusher Demon. He had already seen Bai Ye kill the giant scorpion monster and Noisy in seconds, and rescued He picked up Ratchet and Jazz, and ran over to support him. When he heard Bai Ye's voice, Ironhide was of course wise enough to retreat quickly.
The next second.
Bai Ye flew up in the air, and with a sweeping sweep of his legs, he hit the bone-crushing demon hard on the head.
With a "pop" sound, the parts on the Bone Crusher Demon's head shattered to pieces.
The Bone Crusher Demon is not dead yet, and the remaining body is still crawling hard on the ground.
Bai Ye stepped on the Bone Crusher Demon's body, picked up the Bone Crusher Demon's fire from the remaining fragments of his head, and squeezed it gently.
[Kill the Decepticons: 2/5. 】
"That's right. We need to kill the official members of the Decepticons."
Bai Ye smiled slightly.
I have to criticize Ratchet again here. You, an Autobot who fought like that with a giant scorpion monster, are really good at it.
After the Bonecrusher Demon, it's Dizzy's turn again.
Dizzy, who was fifty-fifty with Bumblebee, naturally ended up with the same fate as Noisy and Bonecrusher.
exploded.
Bai Ye stepped on the dizzy corpse and opened the mission panel.
[Kill the Decepticons: 3/5. 】
"Well... there are only two Decepticons missing. Megatron is one, but there is still one missing... Where can I find one?"
"boom--!!!"
Just as Bai Ye was thinking, a figure came towards him like a cannonball. Bai Ye was startled and almost slapped him away.
Take a closer look.
Only then did I realize it was Tony.
"Hey, Brother Tony, didn't you go to deal with Megatron? Why did you come here?" Bai Ye reached out to catch Tony who was flying over, and joked: "Is it because it's too difficult to kill me when I'm stunned?" , so you want to come early to help me? Then you are late, and I have already made you dizzy."
Tony looked very embarrassed.
He is awesome and thinks that he is the chosen one. It should not be difficult to deal with a mechanical alien, right?
But Tony underestimated the power of the leader Transformers.
If he had blood-edged armor, it might not be difficult to kill Megatron, but how long had it been since he developed the steel armor?
How could one defeat Megatron so easily?
The fact is that after Tony went up to help Optimus Prime deal with Megatron, he found that Optimus Prime and Megatron were too strong. At most, he could only provide support to Optimus Prime, and he had to be careful not to do Optimus Prime a disservice. .
Just now, Tony saw White Night killing the Giant Scorpion, Noisy and the Bone Crusher, but he had no results yet. He was anxious and ventured in a little bit, but Megatron caught the slightest flaw and punched this annoying fly. The fan flew away.
If Bai Ye hadn't caught Tony, this guy would have been embedded in the reinforced concrete and couldn't even be pulled out.
"I was just careless just now. I didn't dodge and was sneak-attacked by Megatron." Tony was still stubborn: "Baiye, let me go and see how I can fight Megatron for 300 rounds."
"Okay, my brother Tony, don't be so pushy." Bai Ye patted Tony on the shoulder: "You'd better come and watch my performance!"
…
"Trash! You trash!" Megatron laughed wildly and kicked Optimus Prime around like a ball: "If we rely on your kind of stuff to rebuild Cybertron, then Cybertron is completely hopeless. "
"You'd better die!"
Megatron raised his hands in front of him, and a huge energy cannon was ready to blast towards Optimus Prime.
Even with Optimus Prime's defensive power, if he was hit by Megatron in the front, he would be seriously injured at least.
However, Bai Ye stepped into the battle between Megatron and Optimus Prime, and hit Megatron's facial mecha with a fist.
Megatron's whole body suffered a huge impact, like a kite with a broken string, flying backwards, and a pile of silver-white parts exploded out.
"What's going on?"
Megatron's head felt dizzy. Why was he suddenly beaten when he was concentrating on Optimus Prime?
It seems that they were not beaten by elite Autobots like Bumblebee and Ironhide, but by a monkey who looked like a primitive jungle?
"Megatron, next, your opponent is me!"
Bai Ye wore a Blue Demon mecha and used the powerful martial arts lion's roar technique and the one-yang finger fusion technique at Megatron, and raised his fingers:
"Come here!"
Megatron's nose was almost crooked with anger.
I was really beaten by the earth monkey.
If others tell this, how can I still hang out on Cybertron in the future?
"Damn monkey! I'm going to beat you to death!" Megatron ran towards Bai Ye. Every step he took, the unparalleled power brought by his huge body splashed up a cloud of dust, and the ground trembled: "Humans can't even see the Decepticons." Not worthy of being a pet, only worthy of being a Decepticon slave!"
However, under Megatron's seemingly unparalleled attack, Bai Ye showed great ease and easily dodged various attacks brought by Megatron.
——If it weren’t for Bai Ye’s inability to KO Megatron with one blow in full view of the public, showing that he was too strong and inconsistent with his own position, Megatron... he could have knocked him down with just one finger. Got off.
"Too slow, too slow." Bai Ye shouted: "Megatron, is this all you can do?"
Megatron's nose almost straightened - because his nose had been crooked by Bai Ye.
"boom--!"
Bai Ye's fist hit Megatron's face again. A large number of parts twisted and fell, causing half of Megatron's face to become crooked.
"Ahhhhh!"
Megatron was really furious.
But no matter how hard he intensified his attacks, he still couldn't catch Bai Ye. It was like crushing ants with your feet, but found that no matter how hard you stepped on them, the ants would just run out from the gap between your shoes and the ground.
"Lord Megatron, I have obtained the source of fire."
I don't know when, Laser Bird suddenly rushed out of the Seventh District base happily, holding a fire source the size of an urn in his hand.
Subsequently.
Laser Bird's face froze.
Because he found that Lord Noisy was dead, Lord Bonecrusher was dead, Lord Dizzy was dead, Deputy Commander Starscream was missing, and Lord Megatron was being beaten with a black nose and a swollen face.
After he came out of the base holding the source of fire, he had become the target of public criticism, and everyone looked at him with ill intentions.
The source of fire is a good thing, but it has to be divided into whose hands it falls. In the hands of leader-level Transformers like Megatron and Optimus Prime, it is a big killer, and in the hands of Laserbird It's not much different from taking a pile of scrap metal - it's like the American military has been studying the source of fire for decades and hasn't even figured out a thing.
"Source of fire? Bring it to you!"
Tony punched the laser bird away with his fist and took the source of fire into his hand.
snort!
I can't beat Megatron, so why can't I beat this little robot like you?
Well, the combat effectiveness of the steel armor is indeed far superior to that of the laser bird.
Tony has done a great job.
"Laser Bird, you waste!" Megatron's eyes widened when he saw the source of fire: "Human, give me the source of fire, and I can accept you as my pet."
"Hey! Megatron, how about we discuss it?" Tony used the source of fire as a basketball, spinning it on his fingertips: "How about you make me a pet, and I'll give you the source of fire?"
"You actually want the great Megatron to be your pet?" Before Megatron could speak, Laser Bird accused Tony in a sharp voice: "Just wait to die! No one can save you. Oh! The Decepticons will tear you into pieces!"
"Why do you talk so much nonsense!"
Ironhide trampled the laser bird into pieces.
This made Bai Ye grit his teeth.
Ironhide, that bastard, started too quickly. He didn't even let him try. Is the laser bird an indicator of the Decepticons?
no solution anymore.
Bai Ye could only continue to attack Megatron.
"You dare to be distracted when you fight with me?"
Bai Ye vented all his anger on Megatron and quietly increased his power limit. The arm of the Blue Demon Armor ejected a vibranium wrist blade and stabbed it towards the location of Megatron's fire.
The armor at Megatron's Fire Seed position is very thick. Even Optimus Prime's main cannon is difficult to penetrate. However, Bai Ye's wrist blade is loaded with some vibranium. The strength of Megatron's armor alloy is far from the vibranium. It's quite a distance.
Therefore, without noticing, Megatron was stabbed into his Fire Seed position by Bai Ye.
After Bai Ye poked it in, he stirred hard and showed a ferocious smile:
"What a poop on you!!"
Megatron could immediately feel that his majestic life energy was fading away like a tide, and the power of the originally powerful leader-level Transformers was also declining rapidly.
He stretched out his hand in the direction of the fire source spinning on Tony's fingertips, and shouted unwillingly: "No--!"
Soon, Megatron's palm dropped.
The huge body fell to the ground, and the red eyes turned cold and silent, turning into a pile of lifeless dead things.
Megatron was killed by Bai Ye.
Bai Ye put away the wrist blade of the Blue Demon Armor. With a thought, the Blue Demon Armor loaded with the White Queen opened its whole body, allowing Bai Ye to walk out of it like a noble prince. He lit a cigarette and forty-five Looking up at the sky at an angle:
"He fell down before I even exerted any force..."
"Okay, Bai Ye, stop pretending." Tony came over, kicked the dead Megatron's body to vent his anger at being beaten away by Megatron, and said, "By the way, how did you change your strength?" Do you want to get stronger and stronger? Beating Obadi before was already an exaggeration, but now you can deal with this kind of enemy with one punch, just like hitting a child?"
Bai Ye smiled faintly, snapped his fingers, and let the Blue Devil Armor projectile eject the wrist blade: "Look, do you know what this is? Vibranium! I spent a lot of money to buy a batch of vibranium to make armor. Wrist Blade! No matter how strong Megatron's Fire Armor was, it was no match for the Vibranium Wrist Blade, so he died."
"And the strengthening potion I use is different from the Extremis Virus Serum, Catwoman Serum, Spider Serum, Super Soldier Serum, and Lizard Serum! I must use the best things for myself, so I can keep developing my power. It has not reached its limit yet, just like...the Hulk serum that my Saturnian creatures are developing."
Tony thought for a moment and felt that there was nothing wrong with it. The price of vibranium was more than a hundred times that of gold. Bai Ye was willing to use vibranium to make cold weapons. It had miraculous effects and it was natural. Bai Ye also had many secrets. Although the two were good friends. Although they are gay friends, it is impossible to keep no secrets from each other. Bai Ye's strengthening is something that Norman Osborn has never understood.
"Okay Tony, I'll leave the things here to you. I'll go back to Los Angeles first. There are still some things I need to deal with there," Bai Ye said.
"Are you in such a hurry to leave? The Avengers are about to arrive, why don't you wait for them to come together?"
"No, I have something urgent! And we can meet in the Avengers Tower almost every day. Why are we so anxious to meet this time?"
Bai Ye grabbed Mikaela and headed towards Los Angeles with Bumblebee.
Mainly because after Bai Ye killed Megatron, the mission panel changed to [Kill the Decepticons: 4/5. ], there were no Decepticons present for Bai Ye to kill, so he naturally thought of the roadblocks in the Los Angeles factory.
For the purpose of living research, Bai Ye kept the fire on the roadblock alive. If he went back and extinguished it this time, he should be able to complete the task of killing five Decepticon members.
Of course, there is another trivial reason, that is, Bai Ye doesn't want Michaela and Gwen to meet.
Tony smiled evilly from behind. In fact, he called the Avengers members, but he did not call Gwen. Instead, he asked Gwen to stay in New York in the name of staying behind. After all, they are brothers. It is okay to hurt each other, but never really. A cheating brother, right? He was just scaring Bai Ye, but he didn't expect to actually scare Bai Ye.
On the way.
Michaela asked: "Bai Ye, are you and Tony Stark still close friends in the plutocratic alliance?"
"It doesn't count." Bai Ye drove the car and said: "Osborne and Stark play on different tracks, and have become kings in various fields. They are the core of an interest alliance, so with the plutocratic relationship The discussion is not close, the main reason is that Tony and I have similar interests and equal status, so we play together, you know."
"If the status is not equal, even if the rich man is willing to treat the corporal, his casual words will break through your defense... It is boring to play with each other with caution."
"Of course I understand." Michaela shook her head and curled her lips and said: "The 6.35 million people in the United States with pensions exceeding US$10,000 have long exceeded the 5 million people with a monthly salary of US$10,000. These two How can people play together? Classes are divided! Sooner or later we will have to fight!"
Bai Ye glanced at Mikaela.
Little girl, your ideas are very dangerous!
Back in the Los Angeles factory, Bai Ye killed the fire in the roadblock with a casual knife.
[Kill the Decepticons: 5/5. 】
Logically speaking, Bai Ye's task should be completed immediately, but no, Bai Ye has long been used to it, because this Dogecoin system is delayed, and I don't know if the signal is bad...
Bai Ye had nothing to do and temporarily took out his mobile phone to play with it.
He accidentally discovered a text message sent to him by Cindy Crawford. It turned out that this woman was also attending an event in Los Angeles. She unexpectedly learned that Bai Ye had arrived in Los Angeles and that the sewer at her home was blocked. She specially invited Bai Ye to her house to clear it. .
"Ah this..."
Bai Ye was confused.
Michaela invited him to dinner, and Cindy Crawford invited him to unclog the drain at her house.
Where should he go?
This is embarrassing.
Finally, Bai Ye figured it out.
Scumbag man with high EQ: The girl I like is in someone else’s arms; Straight man with low EQ: I just like someone else’s wife!