Chapter 283 I caught you, time traveler!
This world is currently the plot of Mr. Zombie!
Li Yun fell into deep thought. If he remembered correctly, Qiu Sheng would dress up as a zombie later to scare the literary talents. As a result, he accidentally caused the yellow paper on the forehead of the four-eyed Taoist client to fall off, causing a panic in Yizhuang.
Sure enough, not long after, Qiu Sheng, who couldn't sleep, returned to his usual undistinguished appearance. He disguised himself as a zombie to scare the literary talents, and then triggered the opening plot of the movie "Mr. Zombie" in Li Yun's memory...
This is the plot of the movie, Li Yun remembers it.
So what happened to the old ghost before?
Is this the plot of a novel?
Looking at the morgue where the sound of fists and kicks came from time to time, Li Yun thought about it and asked if he wanted to help.
Taoist Priest Simu was shocked when he heard Li Yun's enthusiastic inquiry, and he quickly refused. Uncle Jiu's fists and kicks next to him were too heavy, and he beat the group of zombies who smelled human scent and chased them into a human shape in just a few strokes.
Hearing the crisp sound of bone cracking in his ears, Taoist Master Simu was startled again and quickly ran to stop Uncle Jiu.
After a chase and fight, the two finally caught all the zombies in place and reattached the talismans.
While checking the situation of the customers, Taoist Master Four Eyes couldn't help complaining: "Brother, you hit too hard. You broke the bones of these zombies. Fortunately, the leg bones were not broken, otherwise they would not be able to walk." It’s all a problem!”
Uncle Jiu said angrily: "These things are inhumane. Please show mercy. What should I do if I hurt myself?"
Taoist Master Four Eyes stared at him and said, "But if you break everything, how should I explain it to my customers?"
Uncle Jiu curled his lips: "Isn't this not broken yet? Wen Cai, Qiu Sheng, what are you guys doing standing still? Quickly help your uncle move the customers!"
"oh oh!"
Wencai and Qiu Sheng, who knew they were in the wrong, quickly responded and hurriedly moved the immobilized zombies.
Li Yun stood outside the door, thoughtfully recalling the actions of Uncle Jiu and Taoist Simu just now.
When dealing with zombies, they stepped on the Tiangang, raised two fingers, bit their fingers, raised their hands to make a seal, and touched the foreheads of the zombies to immobilize them instantly.
This kind of method is meant to be light and heavy, free and easy.
Although Li Yun has never studied Taoism, he has practiced martial arts and knows that the Yintang in front of his forehead is where the Du Vein runs through.
In the movie, Uncle Jiu once said that people are divided into good guys and bad guys, and corpses are divided into zombies. People become bad guys because they fail to live up to expectations, and corpses become zombies because they have an extra breath.
Now it seems that this tone should be in the Du Vein.
If the Du Vein is cut off, the zombie will lose its ability to move.
Of course, this is just Li Yun's personal guess. The specific principles will have to wait until the technique is obtained.
As far as Li Yun is concerned, he has no intention of becoming his disciple.
So he thought of finding the time traveler first to see if the time traveler had any intention of becoming a disciple.
If there is, then it's easy to say. If not, then he has to think of other ways...
Thinking of this, Li Yun couldn't help but feel worried.
Nowadays, we are in troubled times, with ghosts running rampant and monsters everywhere. You can easily meet lonely ghosts in places as close to Uncle Jiu, let alone those places that are still in war.
This world is indeed too dangerous for ordinary people.
Maybe the time traveler has died long ago...
That night, Taoist Master Simu left Yizhuang with his clients and embarked on the road back home again.
Before leaving, Taoist Master Simu said to Uncle Jiu privately: "Li Yun's Zhiyang Kung Fu can drive away old ghosts. I think he is extraordinary. Although it is a good thing for such an honored guest to stay in your righteous village, it is possible." It will bring cause and effect and trouble, senior brother, you have to be more careful!"
Uncle Jiu smiled and said: "I will be careful, you hurry up and get on your way!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest nodded, shook the magic bell, and took the customers back on the road.
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Early the next morning, there was a knock on the door, and Uncle Jiu walked in with a sumptuous breakfast, and greeted Li Yun to eat with a smile.
Wencai hid outside the door, stuck his head out, and quietly looked at the situation in the room.
Li Yun glanced at Wencai and then at the enthusiastic Uncle Jiu, with a strange expression on his face.
"Uncle Jiu, we can be considered friends. If you have anything to say, you can just say it. There is no need to condescend to be attentive."
"...Then I'll tell you straight away!"
Uncle Jiu was quite awkward at first. When he heard Li Yun's words, he immediately said bluntly: "You have studied abroad, right?"
Li Yun raised his eyebrows, seeming to understand something, and nodded: "That's right."
Uncle Jiu looked happy and asked cautiously: "Then do you know how to drink foreign tea?"
Li Yun laughed: "You mean coffee?"
Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up and he quickly said: "Yes, that's right, it's coffee!"
Although he didn't know what coffee was, hearing Li Yun's confident tone, he subconsciously admitted it.
Li Yun nodded: "Of course."
Uncle Jiu suddenly looked happy when he heard this.
Li Yun asked with a smile: "Uncle Jiu, aren't you going to have tea with Mr. Ren today? Why did you suddenly ask about coffee?"
Uncle Jiu sighed after hearing this: "Don't mention it. Master Ren wanted to discuss the relocation and burial with me, so he invited me to have tea at the teahouse. I didn't think much about it at first. It wasn't until this morning that I found out that the teahouse sold foreign tea. ——I’m not afraid of your jokes. I have studied the tea ceremony passed down by our ancestors, but I have never drunk this foreign tea."
"No, I was worried that I would make a fool of myself in front of Mr. Ren, so I wanted to come to you to learn from you first."
Li Yun smiled and shook his head: "There's nothing to worry about. Coffee, if it's brewing, it's really important, but if you just drink coffee, there's really nothing to learn. Let me teach you. I don’t know how to teach either.”
"this……"
Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai at the door looked at each other.
After hesitating for a moment, Uncle Jiu tentatively said, "How about you come with me?"
This was what Li Yun was waiting for, but he still pretended to hesitate for a moment, then nodded and said: "Okay, I'll go with you!"
Seeing Li Yun agree, Uncle Jiu and Wencai breathed a sigh of relief.
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Arriving at the market town of Renjiazhuang, Li Yun, who put on a suit and looked at the signboard on the teahouse, couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
With a cafe sign on the outside and a few words in foreign language, the teahouse immediately became the most high-end meeting place in the area. This is a sign of an extreme lack of cultural confidence.
But there is no way, this is the way this era is.
Glancing at Uncle Jiu and Wencai who were hesitating in front of the teahouse, Li Yun stepped forward and walked into the teahouse at the lead.
Although the teahouse has a cafe sign, it is still a teahouse inside. The waiter waiting on the first floor will look at people's clothes. When he saw Li Yun wearing a crisp suit, he immediately realized that this was someone who had returned from a big city or even overseas. distinguished guests.
Without hesitation, the waiter immediately came over and said with a smile: "This guest, there are three more private rooms upstairs. I wonder if you..."
"We are here to find Mr. Ren."
Familiar words came from behind Li Yun, and the waiter noticed Uncle Jiu behind Li Yun.
"It turns out to be Uncle Jiu!" The waiter said in surprise, "Is this person also with you?"
"That's right!"
Uncle Jiu glanced at Li Yun, who was in a neat suit and had a calm expression. He looked extraordinary, and his face unconsciously became more radiant.
But when he glanced at the timid literary talent beside him, the huge gap suddenly became apparent...
"So that's it!" The waiter suddenly realized and said respectfully, "Master Ren has been here a long time ago. He has ordered that when he sees you, he will invite you to the upstairs seating area. Please come with me!"
Although the waiter said this to Uncle Jiu, his eyes were glanced at Li Yun.
None of the people present here, including the tea guests on the first floor, Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai, felt there was anything wrong.
Li Yun nodded slightly, did not reply, and just walked towards the stairs.
But just such a conscientious gesture made the waiter in the teahouse become more respectful.
Wen Cai looked at Li Yun's back and couldn't help but feel envious.
Soon, everyone followed the waiter to the private room on the second floor.
Master Ren had been waiting there with two old servants for a long time. When he saw Uncle Jiu coming with his disciples, he immediately smiled.
"Uncle Jiu, you are finally here, please sit down!"
Master Ren stood up and invited warmly, his words were very respectful, which made Uncle Jiu feel very proud.
When Uncle Jiu sat across from him, Master Ren looked at Li Yun and asked with a smile: "Uncle Jiu, is this your student too?"
Uncle Jiu smiled and shook his head, explaining: "Master Ren has misunderstood. Li Yun is a distinguished guest temporarily staying in my village. Today he heard that Master Ren and I were going to discuss important matters in the teahouse. He was curious, so he followed me. come and see."
"oh?"
Master Ren raised his eyebrows and turned to look at Li Yun.
Li Yun was wearing a crisp black suit, but he smiled and bowed, and introduced himself: "I am a lay disciple of the Quanzhen sect. I am a disciple of the Yuyang lineage of Yanxia Cave in Kunyu Mountain. This trip is specially made to visit Uncle Jiu. Yes, so I’m temporarily staying at Uncle Jiu’s Yizhuang.”
"It turns out to be a high disciple of the Quanzhen Sect!"
Master Ren looked stunned, but he knew in his heart that Li Yun must have other identities.
He had already found out that Uncle Jiu's Yi Zhuang had been spending a lot of money in the past two days. It cost at least two oceans a day just for wine and meat. This kind of spending was even more extravagant than Master Ren himself.
Uncle Jiu and his two apprentices alone would definitely not be so generous.
So he speculated that the person who paid for it was definitely this young man in a suit.
However, since the other party only revealed his identity as a lay disciple of the Quanzhen Sect, it meant that he did not want to reveal other identities for the time being. Master Ren was also a human spirit, so he naturally would not continue to ask questions.
He skipped the topic with great discernment and said with a smile: "Uncle Jiu, you light the tea first, and I'll call my daughter. This girl has just learned how to put on makeup. When she comes back, she goes around teaching others - you guys first Light it up, you’re welcome, I’ll pay for it!”
With that said, Master Ren stood up with a smile and left the private room.
The waiter waiting in the private room handed the menu to Uncle Jiu and the others.
Uncle Jiu reached out to take the menu and lowered his voice: "A lay disciple of the Quanzhen Sect, how come I haven't heard you mention this identity?"
Li Yun smiled and waved his hand, asking the waiter to leave. Then he chuckled and said, "This is the identity of one of my brothers. I just borrowed it."
Uncle Jiu nodded, without any doubt, just confused: "Why don't you tell the truth? Mr. Ren is very influential in our local area, maybe he can help you..."
"That's not necessary, Uncle Nine." Li Yun shook his head and lowered his voice, "Believe me, I have come into contact with this kind of people a lot. If he knows my true purpose of going south, he will only try to fabricate evidence and get involved with me. , will never really help me."
Uncle Jiu sighed after hearing this: "People's hearts are sinister, and we should take precautions..."
At this moment, Master Ren's hearty laughter came from outside the private room.
Li Yun and Uncle Jiu raised their heads and looked at the door. They saw Master Ren walking into the private room with two young people with a smile on his face.
One of the two is a beautiful girl wearing a pink dress and a pearl necklace, who looks youthful and noble. The other is wearing an Italian suit, with her hair neatly combed behind her head. At first glance, she looks like a successful person. youth.
After entering the private room, the young man in a suit was still chatting and laughing with Master Ren, but his eyes immediately turned to Uncle Jiu.
Li Yun noticed the subconscious behavior of the young man in a suit, and couldn't help but reveal a half-smiling look on his face.
Got you, time traveler!