Vol 2 Chapter 295: , the side effects of playing too many games
Chapter 295
That’s strange, Su Xi didn’t hear what I said? Indifferent?
Or is he wondering why I put soy sauce in my omelette? Please, fried eggs with soy sauce are delicious, you will know if you try them.
Forget it, since you are not going to help me, I will find someone else.
However, at this time, I suddenly noticed that except for Su Xi, everyone else had turned into stone statues.
At the same time, the housekeeper and the chef didn’t know where they were at this moment.
There were so many strange things happening this morning.
“Can anyone help me get the soy sauce?”
“Let’s put aside the soy sauce thing for now…”
Hearing Chen Li say this, I immediately felt unhappy.
"How can you not take soy sauce seriously? Soy sauce is very important. You will try it later. I guarantee that you will like it even if you have eaten delicacies from all over the world."
“The key question now is not whether soy sauce is good? Are you deliberately interrupting?”
Why is this guy so anxious? Is it a cultural taboo to put soy sauce on fried eggs? It's like the battle between sweet tofu and salty tofu...
I'd better not touch this brow. As the saying goes, if you do it yourself, you will have enough food and clothing, so I stood up immediately and ran to the kitchen by myself.
I never expected that the combination of soy sauce and fried eggs would surprise so many people.
Be sure to show them how delicious it is later.
I opened the refrigerator casually, wanting to see what good things were inside. As a result, I found a large basin full of sour plum soup in a crystal basin. I couldn't help but run out and asked: "Husband, I found out It’s a big bowl of sour plum soup, can I drink more today?”
… “Drink as much as you like.”
"Really or not? You suddenly became very talkative today." I couldn't help but be a little shocked.
At this moment, Su Xi suddenly shouted again: "Wait a minute, not counting what you just drank, you can still only drink two bowls...three bowls at most, no more."
After all, this guy goes back on his word.
However, three bowls is already more than usual. I was afraid that if I refused now, Su Xi would not even give me the extra bowl, so I had to compromise.
It took me a while, but I finally found soy sauce. It is packed in a glass bottle no bigger than the palm of my hand. Usually it is only taken out for everyone to use when eating ramen, dumplings, sushi and the like. Today I am going to prove it. It's just as delicious on eggs.
I brought soy sauce and a small jump back to Su Xi, and poured soy sauce on his fried eggs without his consent. I also said: "Others can deny me face, but you, my husband, can't." No matter what, you have to taste it with me."
“Oooh, ah, ah, I really can’t stand it anymore! The sense of incongruity is too strong!” Chen Li suddenly stood up from the chair, holding her head and looking up to the sky, shouting.
“Uh, you mean soy sauce?”
"I'm talking about the way you called Su Xi. When did you two become so close to each other? Don't you blush even if you use that kind of title? I know Su Xi is thick-skinned... but I didn't expect that even Hao Siyu, you All like this?”
Su Xi blushed and defended: "Please don't say I'm thick-skinned this time. I was very embarrassed just now."
“So, what are you talking about?”
Chen Li squinted her eyes and stared at me for a while, then pointed at Su Xi and asked: "...Repeat, who is this person?"
"Su Xi, what's wrong? Why do you ask such an idiot question..."
“…No, my question was wrong this time…By the way, Su Xi just said that she hopes you can help him get a carton of milk from the refrigerator.”
“Isn’t today’s breakfast just milk?”
“He doesn’t think it’s enough, so stop talking nonsense and go!”
Chen Li rushed me back to the kitchen without any explanation.
It's really too much. Does she think I don't know that she just wants to drink?
It didn’t take long before I put the milk in front of Chen Li.
“Here, your milk.”
“As I said just now, it’s Su Xi who wants to drink.”
Is this really his request? But why should Chen Li convey Su Xi’s request to me? Forget it.
Without thinking, I put the milk back in front of Su Xi and said, "Husband, I brought your milk."
"This is it!"
Chen Li suddenly shouted and pointed at me, which startled me.
“What happened to you today?”
“I should ask you this, right? Didn’t you realize what you said just now? Hey everyone, I’m not the only one who thinks Hao Siyu is weird, right?”
I think if there is a strange person in this restaurant today, that person must be you, Chen Li.
Who knew that at this moment, Hua Zhe said solemnly: "Hao Siyu won't react if you don't speak more clearly. Hey, Hao Siyu, do you know that you have been calling Su Xi your husband just now? ?”
"Oh, that was when we were playing games last night. Su Xi always said that if he wanted this item, that item, or wanted him to attract hatred or something like that, he would ask me to call him husband, but I I wouldn’t normally call him that, it would be too embarrassing.”
After I finished saying this, the restaurant was silent again.
What happened to these people?
Su Xi suddenly called me at this time: "Hao Siyu."
“What’s wrong, husband?”
As soon as she finished speaking, Su Xi suddenly touched the tip of my nose with her index finger.
"right here."
…Uh, I just said, what?
I seem to have accidentally used that title to Su Xi again?
“What you just said...just now doesn’t count! I just said it accidentally!”
Su Xi asked me dumbfounded after hearing what I said: "How many times do you think you accidentally used this title just now?"
“…You mean, I’ve used this title before?”
No wonder Chen Li and others kept looking at me like that. They were so uninterested. Since they saw that I had made such a big fool of myself, they should have told me earlier. Damn it!
Su Xi smiled happily and said to me: "Actually, you just kept using the word 'husband' where my name should be called. Of course, I don't mind listening to it, and it seems to be very natural for you. Look, I think, how about just using this title from now on?"
"No way! I will never call you by this title again in my life! As long as I am careful, it will not be easy to fix this problem!"
“I don’t have to pay it back for the rest of my life. Then what are you going to call me when we get married?”
… “Let’s talk about what happened at that time.”
Damn it, this guy actually made it a precondition that we will get married, so I’m going to suffer a lot.
I quickly ended the discussion with him and ate my breakfast as quickly as I could.
At this moment, my cell phone rang, and when I saw the caller ID, it was actually Su’s mother calling.
Su Xi also noticed this and said angrily: "Just hang up. My mother must be nagging you about something like that."
"She is also an elder after all. I can't be as heartless as you."
After saying this, I pressed the answer button on the phone.
“Hello, Hao Siyu? Are you and Su Xi together now?”
“We are both in the dormitory, what do you want from my husband?”
"…oh?
Wait, what did I just say?
I just swore to Su Xi that I would never call him husband again in my life, but when I turned around and made a phone call, I completely forgot about it.
I quickly changed my words and said, "Wait a minute, Auntie, don't get me wrong, the one just now doesn't count."
"Hmm, I know, I've actually heard about it. You have agreed to marry Su Xi, right? It's a pity that the Civil Affairs Bureau was not open yesterday."
She really knew all these things. After all, she told Su's father all these things yesterday, and Su's father would definitely tell Su's mother about them word for word.
It’s all Su Xi’s fault for having to tell such lies.
Fortunately, if it is not open on Saturday, the Civil Affairs Bureau will not be open on Sunday, right? That means we still have one day to think of a solution.
"Well, Auntie, I'm not sure what the purpose of your call is. Otherwise, I'd better ask my husband... No, it's Su Xi. I just wanted to ask Su Xi to talk to you about this matter."
“Hmph, I think it’s no longer necessary now. Telling you about it will help me get more information.”
“…what do you mean?”
At this time, I heard Su’s mother’s tone becoming very proud as she said: “Originally, when I heard that you agreed to marry my son, I was still very doubtful about it, but after hearing the names you just inadvertently said, , I can already believe this 100%.”
Just because I have 100% confidence in this kind of thing, am I okay?
I simply gave up and explained quickly: "Wait a minute, I'll tell you the truth. The fact that my husband and I are getting married is actually a lie... No, it should be said that Su Xi and I were taking a leave of absence. , the two of us are not even close to each other now. It was my husband who was lying yesterday... No, it was Su Xi who was lying. "
“…do you know why I said I can get more information by talking to you?”
… “Please give me some advice.”
"Because my son is very good at lying, but you are a very honest person who can't lie at all. Your acting can be easily exposed. When you called my son husband just now, it was more natural than calling him by his first name. Can this kind of thing be false? "
“But…I didn’t lie…”
I feel like I’m about to burst into tears right now.
Why did I get such a weird problem at this time? It’s so bad that even if I tell the truth, no one will believe me...
At this time, Mother Su said to me again: "Okay, now that you have made up your mind, it doesn't matter whether you want to give our family this surprise or not. Come to our house quickly. At least the wedding decoration should be pleasant to us." Can these two parents have any ideas?"