Chapter 299 When you are hesitant to call aunt, others are already comfortable with calling aunt.

Chapter 299 When you are hesitant to call aunt, others are already comfortable with calling aunt.

"Ahem." Bai Yeqing coughed and said, "What I mean is that Lawyer Fei is still angry. It's useless to ask for forgiveness like this. It's better to treat her coldly for a while and wait for her to regain her composure before having a conversation."

"That makes sense."

Mouri Kogoro thought for a while and nodded in approval.

Women are emotional creatures.

Once the emotions get the better of you, it will be useless even if the King of Heaven comes.

Instead of struggling to explain now, it's better to give her some space for the time being.

Time is the best antidote.

"But last night, I seemed to see Miss Pusiqinglan going to your room?" Mouri Kogoro suddenly smiled obscenely and gave Bai Ye a look that every man would understand: "That's a big beauty! You two have only just met each other. How did you do it in one day? Isn’t it amazing?”

"What's so awesome? Miss Pu Siqinglan and I are not at all what you imagine." Bai Ye said seriously: "I admit that I put it in, but I took the initiative to come out."

Maori Kogoro:"……"

Your quibbles really made me laugh.

Bai Ye still said plausibly: "And they put it in on their own initiative, and I tried my best to take it out, but they put it in for me again. From the beginning to the end, I had to take it out."

Lao Na's motto: I can't control it.

All four elements are empty, and he is proficient in everything.

Female donor, how about Lao Na's staff?

I, the Buddha, am merciful and can come and go freely. I should be the Tathagata of my own accord.

Humanity allowed him to go in, and Buddha-nature allowed him to come out. So, he just struggled for thousands of times between human nature and Buddha-nature, and finally Buddha-nature defeated human nature.

Maori Kogoro:"……"

If we don't show off, we can still be good friends.

…

Kuroba Kaito's home.

"Master Kaito, do you really want to send out notices again?" Terai Kinosuke, the magician's assistant, worried: "The killer who sniped at you is still hiding in the darkness. If you show up now, what will happen? It’s very dangerous, maybe it would be better to wait for a while before taking action.”

Terai Kinosuke was once the assistant of Kuroba Toichi and was also able to do magic. 18 years ago, when Kuroba Toichi first acted as Kaito Kid, Terai Kinosuke assisted.

But later, Kuroba Pirates was assassinated by a mysterious organization, and Terai Huangnosuke was unable to survive alone, so he chose to live in seclusion.

However, he has never forgotten the hatred of Kuroba Toichi's death, and he often pretends to be "Phantom Thief Kid" to commit crimes in an attempt to lure out the person who killed Kuroba Toichi.

It wasn't until Kuroba Kaito, Kuroba Toichi's son, grew up that he once again served as "Kaitou Kidd"'s assistant, providing him with assistance.

"Back then, Master Pirates..."

Terai Kinosuke really didn't want to see Kaitou Kid's body fall in front of him again.

Kuroba Kaito was full of energy: "Mr. Terai, I am not my father. How could the mistakes he made happen to me?"

"Besides, haven't we already found out clearly? The person who sniped at me was Shi Kaobing, the killer who specializes in shooting people in the right eye and specializes in collecting Romanov Dynasty treasures. He was probably also because of my stealing the Egg of Memory. And the mysterious organization that was involved in my father's death shouldn't be the one who attacked me."

"Even if she really is, it doesn't matter. Isn't it because we want to find out that mysterious organization that we have been active as 'Phantom Thief Kidd'? This time is the opportunity. I didn't expect it at all before. Someone would snipe me in the middle without preparation, and I suffered a small loss just now. Now when I face Shi Kaobing again, I won't lose again."

Kuroba Kaito certainly has the right to say this, because he may be the smartest person in Japan, with an IQ of 400, which is almost beyond the scope of science.

It seems that every time Kuroba Kaito's theft methods are exposed by the drum washing machine, but the difficulty of coming up with a criminal method that can be hidden from everyone, and quickly dismantling the entire method after catching the slightest flaw, is completely different. .

"What's more, fulfilling the dream of the magician at the end of the century was one of my father's last wishes."

Kuroba Kaito touched his right eye that was still aching...well, fulfilling his father's last wish was all an excuse. He was just petty and had to beat up the Shi Kaobing who almost killed him - he stole memories Because it was the last wish left by Kuroba Toichi, he created the egg of memories for him, nicknamed 'The Magician of the End of the Century' Kasaka Kiichi, so that his true purpose of creating the egg of memories was revealed.

What else can Terai Huangnosuke say?

Kuroba Kaito wanted to lure out Kuroba Toichi's murderer and fulfill Kuroba Toichi's last wish. How could he refuse?

"Okay...Master Kaito, please be careful."

…

Castle tower.

Suzuki Shiro summoned everyone to discuss matters.

The suspected assassination of Kaitou Kidd by a sniper hired by the Suzuki Consortium has become a big deal.

In addition to the secret promotion of the dark hands, after all, Kaitou Kidd is the all-round idol of Japan's young generation. I don't know how many beauties are fascinated by Kaitou Kidd. That is to say, Kuroba Kaito doesn't like chicken essence in fried rice, otherwise he can Most of Japan has changed species.

Kidd could die of old age, illness, or drowning, but now he was assassinated by the consortium...

This is the only thing that is unacceptable to the public. How can a world-famous Japanese magician be killed by the despicable means of assassination by a Japanese consortium?

Now that things have happened, Suzuki Shiro is also having a headache, surrounded by men.

"That abominable thief Kidd!" Nakamori Ginsan hammered his fist on the table, looking furious: "He was obviously a criminal who committed the most heinous crimes, but now he was killed inexplicably and still caused us such big trouble. , it’s simply ridiculous. Isn’t he just a little better at being handsome and a little better at magic? Apart from that, what else is so great about him!”

"Officer Nakamori, please don't be angry." Suzuki Shiro sighed softly and said, "Let's discuss how to resolve this matter."

"Huh?"

Nakamori Ginzo suddenly reached into the back of his neck and pulled out a card.

Put it in front of everyone and see.

It's exactly Kaitou Kidd's usual warning letter.

"I'm just telling you, how could that guy Kidd die so inexplicably!"

Nakamori Ginzo clapped his hands excitedly and said:

"President Suzuki, look, Kaitou Kidd has not given up on the Egg of Memory even after the shooting, and is ready to steal it again. This time we must be fully prepared, and we must not let that guy get close again. The Egg of Memories."

"Really, this is Kaitou Kidd's logo."

Mouri Kogoro also came up to check the authenticity of Kaitou Kidd's notice letter.

A group of people gathered around to study the notice, including Conan.

Only Bai Ye looked at... Nakamori Ginzo with a smile.

He turned his back to the castle tower camera, and his eyes glowed slightly red.

"Officer Zhongmori." Bai Ye said coldly, "Your butt seems to be on fire!"

"ah?"

"Ginzo Nakamori", who was standing in a circle with Conan and Kogoro Mori, raised his buttocks to study Kidd's notice letter, turned around blankly.

But found...

His ass was literally on fire.

And the fire developed very quickly and was very hot.

"Oh my god, it's really on fire!"

"Nakamori Ginzo" quickly patted the fire on his body.

how so?

While Kuroba Kaito was panicking, his heart was also filled with huge doubts.

He is the top magician. Of course he knows exactly what kind of props he brings. No matter what, he shouldn't let his butt catch fire?

If it's not your own fault, then someone must be causing trouble.

But that's not right... With his sense of perception, someone was tampering with him, but he didn't even feel it?

Then forget about giving up the title of Phantom Thief Kidd to him, because this man's magic skills are much better than mine.

——That's right, this time Kuroba Kaito disguised himself as his old father-in-law Nakamori Ginzo and infiltrated the castle tower. As for his real father-in-law, he was wearing flowery underpants, tied up and stuffed under the bed in his room.

The fire on "Nakamori Ginzo" seemed to be quite strong. Even though he was rolling on the ground, it didn't tend to go out quickly.

"Quickly put out the fire!"

Byakuya picked up the cup next to him and poured the "water" on Kuroba Kaito's butt.

"boom--!"

The fire, which was still within control, suddenly took on a raging momentum.

"..." Kuroba Kaito looked at Bai Ye with tears in his eyes: Brother, to be honest, you just want me to die, right?

At this point, there was no point in Kuroba Kaito pretending to be any longer, so he simply took off his disguise and revealed his true colors - mainly because if he kept pretending, he might be burned to death.

"Kaitou Kidd?"

The appearance of Kuroba Kaito caused everyone present to exclaim.

"Kidd-sama, are you really okay? I am your loyal fan Suzuki Sonoko, can you sign your autograph for me?" Suzuki Sonoko said with bright eyes.

"Uh... let's do it next time!"

Kuroba Kaito saw that he had taken off his outer layer of clothes, but the fire in his butt had not been completely blocked. He smiled awkwardly at Suzuki Sonoko and immediately hit the floor-to-ceiling window of the castle tower next to him.

With a "thunder" sound, the floor-to-ceiling window made of tempered glass was directly smashed by him, causing him to fall into the high air outside, with a "big" character appearing, and he fell towards the ground.

"hateful!"

Conan could only stand in front of the broken floor-to-ceiling window, watching a small flame coming out of his butt, and Kaitou Kidd flying towards the sea with his hang glider: "Why did you get sniped? Come back and tell the story." Make it clear.

Because when he witnessed Kaitou Kid being shot last night, Conan didn't sleep all night.

He is also worried about whether this good gay friend will really become cold.

Kuroba Kaito felt like his butt was on fire. He flew all the way out in a hurry. When he reached the position agreed upon with Terai Kinosuke, he quickly descended: "Mr. Terai, come and help me. I've been plotted against. Butt is on fire!”

"What?"

Terai Huangnosuke ran over quickly and put out the fire with Kuroba Kaito.

After a long time of effort, the two finally put out the fire.

While Kuroba Kaito was breathing happily, Terai Kinosuke tilted his head and looked at the light red scar left by the flames on Kuroba Kaito's butt, and said doubtfully:

"Master Kaito, do you think the mark on your butt looks like a pattern?"

"Um?"

Kuroba Kaito found a mirror, took a look at his butt, and his eyes immediately widened: "Peppa Pig?"

After the flame burned out, what was left on his butt was a tattoo of Peppa Pig - a tattoo on Peppa Pig's body, applause for the society.

…

Kaitou Kid's disguise as Nakamori Ginzo was revealed, and someone immediately thought of going to Nakamori Ginzo's room to save people.

It's not like Kidd has never pretended to be a police officer. Every time, he would knock people unconscious and stuff them somewhere.

really.

Nakamori Ginzo's men found Nakamori Ginzo under the bed in Nakamori Ginzo's room with a bunch of smelly socks stuffed in his mouth.

"Asshole! Kaitou Kidd, you and I are at odds with each other!"

Nakamori Ginzo, who was rescued, was filled with resentment and immediately led the Japanese police to prepare for a full-scale manhunt.

Fans of Kaito Kidd who gathered around the castle tower cheered when they heard that Kaitou Kidd had returned to the world. When they heard that the Japanese police were preparing to capture Kidd live broadcast, the live broadcast became extremely popular.

Just when the uncles were rubbing shoulders, they suddenly discovered that their live broadcast signal had been hijacked. A decent-looking rich woman stood in the live broadcast room where Kaitou Kidd was supposed to be tracked, and said excitedly about herself As a loyal fan of the sleeping Kogoro, she then told about her one-night stand with Maori Kogoro. Finally, she took out a pregnancy report and dropped a bombshell: "Yes, we have a child."

"???"

The entire population of Japan was devastated.

Unexpectedly, in addition to the suspected thief Kidd who was killed by a sniper, his butt was on fire and he was flying in the sky. Another sleeping Mouri Kogoro, who was also well-known in Japan, also overturned because of grass powder and gave birth to an illegitimate child.

People who eat melons can enjoy it all at once.

What a great show.

"dad!"

Xiaolan looked at Mouri Kogoro next to her with a cold, murderous look.

"I'm not, I didn't, it's unfair!"

Mouri Kogoro wanted to cry.

He didn't even remember that he had such a fan. As for the fan saying that it was when he was drunk... then he didn't know. He did drink from time to time.

Well, Byakuya asked that fan to push back the date of her pregnancy by a few days, because Mouri Kogoro likes to drink and drink, so he can directly take the responsibility of Moori Kogoro.

Conan looked at Mouri Kogoro sympathetically: Uncle, you are really in trouble this time.

Byakuya looked at Mouri Kogoro who was hesitating and even suspected that he had done it. He smiled slightly, turned around and left, hiding his merit and fame. The matter here was over. He had to go back to Tokyo to comfort his concubine who had just learned the news. Yingli.

If you are looking for a beautiful aunt, of course you have to be fast and never miss the opportunity again - but don't... when you are hesitant to call her aunt, she has already let you call her aunt freely.

There is a saying: With a pearl in your mouth, you can move forward and retreat freely.

——Some people say that with Ziruo’s talent, he is not qualified to be the vice president. He should be the chairman!

——Bai Ye: He is the chairman!