Chapter 316 The Great Yi Zhonghai
As we enter December, the weather becomes even colder.
The seventh day of the eleventh month of the lunar calendar.
early morning.
The animal compound, the main bedroom in the middle courtyard.
Miss Xue rested comfortably on Chen Tao's arm and asked with a slight smile, knowingly:
"Husband, do you think I can still have children now?"
Chen Tao closed his eyes and hummed: "If you want a child, let's leave today and don't tease the poor monk. Otherwise, the Buddha also has fire, and you won't be able to go to school today."
Miss Xue chuckled and said: "You are really a weird uncle. You are already seventy-seven years old, but you are still so energetic. Could it be that you really secretly took a million-dollar injection of medicine as others said? Be honest. Explain!"
As he said that, he started to nuzzle in the strange uncle's arms again.
It is worth mentioning that she and Chen Tao have developed a good habit since they got married... no, probably before they got married.
That is, unless there is any accident, we need to have close communication every day.
Even if Chen Tao is not interested, Miss Xue, who is as white as snow, will still pester him like a python.
"Yes, I gave you the magic medicine that can rejuvenate your youth. Moreover, I secretly gave it to you when you weren't paying attention."
Chen Tao hugged his wife and said seriously.
"You didn't lie to me, did you? When did you hit me? Why didn't I know?"
After hearing what the uncle said was true, Miss Xue actually believed it.
After all, she is fifty-three years old, but she still looks like a ripe peach that makes people want to take a bite.
You know, she almost never uses cosmetics or does beauty treatments.
If it wasn't for a miracle drug, what explanation could be given?
"Really, I didn't lie to you!"
"What does that medicine look like? Please take it out and show it to me."
"Okay, give me your hand."
"..."
Miss Xue felt something was wrong.
When the smelly uncle grabbed her hand and asked her to touch it somewhere, she couldn't hold herself any longer.
"Stinky uncle! Stinky uncle! You are talking nonsense, you are so shameless!"
"Then do you like me like this?"
"...I like it. My favorite!"
"Since you like it so much, let me give you some magic medicine to keep your appearance unchanged and your youth forever."
"Yeah! I'm not going to school."
"No, you have to work hard."
"Don't go! Hurry up!"
"..."
noon.
Chen Tao got up and made lunch.
It’s not too complicated, just the golden shrimp balls that Miss Xue loves to eat, and a crispy chicken.
As for the staple food, it’s beef noodles.
Now that the supply is sufficient, as long as you have money, you can buy things without having to pay a ticket.
After meal.
Chen Tao was strolling around the courtyard...specifically, looking at the "Gambler Monster" memes.
In addition to him, an old beast, there were many other beasts watching.
Because this morning, Qin Huairu equipped Banggan with a two-wheeled convertible.
That is, a wheelchair.
As the first paralyzed person in the compound who is now in a wheelchair, Bangge naturally aroused everyone's curiosity.
In fact, Yi Zhonghai can be regarded as half a user of this wheelchair.
After all, it is more comfortable to use the Kirin Arm to push the wheel than to use a crutch.
Under the curious gaze, Xu Damao taunted:
"Banggan, can you control your toilet now? If you can't, you have to finish it before going out. Don't spread the stink all over the yard!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang shouted angrily with a dark face: "Your son can't control his toilet!"
Xu Damao chuckled and said, "My son won't turn one in three days. Of course he won't be able to control his toilet."
Mrs. Jia Zhang snorted: "You can't control your son when he grows up!"
This old pious woman even cursed a child, she was such a bad thing.
Although Xu Damao teased him first, the beasts don't care about it. The Xu family's child is still young anyway. If you, Jia Zhang, dare to curse him, it's your fault!
Banggeng also said angrily: "What's wrong with me? I can't control it? If I go out from now on, I'll often go to the backyard and poop in front of your house!"
Dry! This little kid who was both homeless and paralyzed was shot so cruelly!
Xu Damao said angrily: "If you dare to open the door of my house, I will kick over your car and stuff your shit back into your mouth!"
BangGeng said disdainfully: "Do you think I dare to go to the Disabled Persons' Federation and sue you for bullying the disabled?"
He is a vulnerable group and it is not easy to bully him.
Xu Damao knew this, so he snorted and stopped beeping.
Banggeng suddenly felt proud.
At the same time, he also secretly decided that he would hang out in front of Xu's house when he had time in the future, and he had to let a bitch like Xu Damao live his life smelling the stench of his own feces.
His secret stepfather, Yi Laoden, also made this decision.
When the time comes, the father and son soldiers will go into battle, and let the damn Xu Damao step on shit when he goes out!
***
In the afternoon, a quarter past three.
The Beast Courtyard welcomes the return of two former beasts.
It was the Liu brothers who had not been back for a long time.
Needless to say, they must have heard about the demolition here, so they thought of coming back to take advantage.
After walking into the middle courtyard, they saw Bangge, who was sitting in a wheelchair and basking in the sun comfortably.
Unexpectedly, "projectile destroyer" Liu Guangfu also did not miss this good opportunity to ridicule:
"Hey Isn't this a great joke? How come you have become such a bad person after not seeing each other for a year? Your mother who broke the shoes was not enough to give you the retribution of being extinct, but she also turned you into a paralytic. ? Sigh, you really can’t mess with these broken shoes!”
Just listening to these words, one can know that Liu Guangfu is quite well informed.
After all, these words of retribution are slowly spread among the neighbors.
And the reason for the surprise is just because of Bangge’s current “car”.
Bang Gang instantly broke through his defense, spat thick phlegm at Liu Guangfu's feet, and cursed angrily:
"You're such a stinker, are you paralyzed? Get the fuck out of here, or I'll set you on fire!"
Liu Guangfu sneered and said: "Oh, you are quite angry! But you are a paralytic now, and there is no fool to help you. What qualifications do you have to fight with me? You little brat should die early, that's all What’s the point of standing still?”
Banggeng couldn't bear it anymore, so he reached out and turned the wheel and rushed towards Liu Guangfu.
Liu Guangfu quickly got out of the way.
He is indeed bad and stupid, but he is not stupid enough to make fun of the current situation.
So he dodged back and forth, teasing the stick like a bullfight.
Banggeng became more and more angry, spinning the two wheels as if they were flying.
It has to be said that after being paralyzed, his arms became stronger and stronger with training.
Given time, his unicorn arm will never be inferior to Yi Zhonghai who is good at using a crutch.
But for some things, faster is not always better.
Take this wheelchair for example. After all, Banggeng had just used it for a short time and was not proficient in controlling it, so he accidentally caused a car accident.
The wheelchair turned sideways and threw the stick out, causing him to fall to pieces and scream in pain.
Such a loud sound could not be heard even by Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai who were watching TV in the house.
"Awesome!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang ran out of the house and saw the stick lying on the ground wailing, the wheelchair lying aside, and the windlass still turning...
Looking at Liu Guangfu again, he immediately understood something.
So she shouted, rushed up to fight with Liu Guangfu, and at the same time yelled and cursed at the top of her lungs:
"Oops, someone is coming! Liu Guangfu, that bastard, is going to kill our family! Someone, please help!"
Liu Guangfu explained loudly while covering Jia Zhang's "chicken claw hand":
"Damn it, don't talk nonsense! How could I kill your grandson? He accidentally overturned his car and it has something to do with me!"
Liu Guangtian also helped: "Grandma Zhang, please don't make trouble unreasonably. This matter really has nothing to do with my brother!"
Bangge actually had nothing to do, but he wanted to take the opportunity to blackmail Liu Guangfu, so he continued to shout in pain:
"Grandma, don't believe them! I was pushed down by that beast Liu Guangfu! He also called my mother a broken shoe and cursed me to die early!"
As soon as these words came out, Jia Zhang's anger suddenly rose into the sky, reaching a height of three thousand feet.
No longer showing mercy, she grabbed Liu Guangfu's face hard, but he blocked it easily.
However, this was a false move. Her other old claw immediately attacked Liu Guangfu's lower third path.
Liu Guangfu didn't pay attention for a moment, but he really pinched her life.
Fortunately, it was winter at this time, so he wore more clothes when going out, so the pain was very limited.
But Jia Zhang's sinister intentions made him furious.
So he didn't care so much, and pushed Jia Zhang with all his strength, causing Jia Zhang to fall over.
As we all know, elderly people have poor bone health.
When Jia Zhang fell down like this, there was a snap, her pelvis cracked, and she screamed in heartbreaking pain.
‘Grandma, your acting looks so similar! ’
Bangge complained secretly.
Yi Zhonghai also went out. He wanted to go see Banggeng first, but Jia and Zhang were killed by Liu Guangfu. How could he remain indifferent?
He is Qin Huairu's husband. Even though he is only a secret husband, ethically speaking, he still has to call Jia Zhang's mother!
So, he also waved his cane and wanted to beat Liu Guangfu.
There is a saying that his current appearance and attire are quite similar to that of the Prince Yanqing in "Dragon Babu".
It's a pity that he doesn't know Qing Gong, let alone Yang Finger, so he really can't beat Liu Guangfu.
Fortunately, Liu Guangfu came to his senses and did not dare to strike hard again. He could only fight with him, Yi Laoden.
Liu Guangfu, however, had limited fighting power and was restrained, so he was restrained by Yi Zhonghai's Qilin Arm.
This is definitely not going to work!
Liu Guangtian hurriedly stepped forward to start a fight.
During the tearing process, Yi Zhonghai's coat was somehow torn open by Liu Guangtian, and a red notebook flew out of the loose inner pocket due to inertia.
Of course, Liu Guangtian was just thinking about provoking a fight and definitely didn't notice this.
Yi Zhonghai didn't pay attention either.
However, Xu Damao, who came back from outside carrying two kilograms of pork, saw the red book.
He also has this thing, and of course he knows it is a marriage certificate;
And he doesn't know how to start a fight, and he just wants them to fight for a while longer.
So I picked up the red book and prepared to see who was in it.
"Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai... this is outrageous!"
Xu Damao raised the red book and said to the beasts who were watching:
"Everyone, Qin Huairu actually married Yi Zhonghai again. This is their marriage certificate! First it was my sister Qin Jingru, and then there was my sister Qin Huairu. This uncle Yi is old-hearted, but he is really amazing!"
Looking at the red book, Miss Xue was dumbfounded.
Chen Tao was also very surprised.
The other birds were also surprised and couldn't believe it.