Chapter 336 I didn’t want to become a Buddha, but they forced me (please vote)
Chapter 336 I didn’t want to become a Buddha, but they forced me... (please vote)
Regarding the fact that the smell of rouge covered the sandalwood, not only Li Youzhi was frightened, but the monks in Jile Temple were also panicked!
Kek Lok Temple's online ordering business has been open for five years. In the past five years, it has received anywhere from 10,000 to 8,000 pilgrims - but when have you ever seen such a battle?
Good guy, the pure place of Buddhism has now turned into a silk cave!
backyard.
Facing a dozen or so pretty female pilgrims wearing heavy makeup, the bald heads of the young monk and his entourage were already covered with a layer of sweat.
In the cold air on the morning of the first lunar month, his scalp was emitting white steam when the sun hit it - his whole head was like a computer case with an overclocked CPU and high temperatures.
"Amitabha... several female benefactors, the back house of the temple is a pure place for meditation. Please pay attention to your appearance and image... do not disturb the purity of Buddhism."
"Hey, you, a monk, why do you have such ink stains? If you tell us which room our little brother is in, won't I stop standing in your backyard?"
"That's right! If my sister enters my little brother's room, won't the backyard be clean? Besides, don't you Buddhists pay attention to emptiness? For you practitioners, we should be just red and pink skeletons. What we wear is none of your business. What's wrong? Back off, back off!"
If the poor monk lets you enter the Zen room of Donor Li, our Jile Temple will probably become a den of prostitution, Hun Dan!
Faced with the dislike of a group of female pilgrims, the group quickly clasped their hands together, recited a meditation mantra to suppress the negative emotions in their hearts, and then smiled.
"Female benefactors, why do you always want to find Donor Li? If you want to discuss Buddhism and cultivate yourself, the junior monks and fellow apprentices can also answer your questions. Donor Li is just a pilgrim like you all who come here to place orders..."
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Hearing what Yi Xing said, several female pilgrims glanced at him and the monks behind him.
"I'm sorry, we didn't come here to cultivate ourselves, we just came here to find marriage."
"I'm different from them. I'm looking for both marriage and children! You can't satisfy me, you're too ugly."
Faced with the unceremonious complaints and disdain from several stubborn female benefactors, with one line, one skill, and one mind, I decided to fight against several junior monks from Jile Temple, and I felt like a sledgehammer had hit me directly. Chest.
Although I have been fasting and worshiping Buddha all year round, all my pursuits have been in vain, but I was told in front of my face by a group of female donors who are addicted to lust that my image is not good...
"When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has been walking in the deep Prajnaparamita for a long time, he sees that the five aggregates are all empty, and he survives all sufferings. Relic, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and the same is true for feelings, thoughts, and consciousness... …”
He clasped his hands together, lowered his eyelids, and silently recited the "Heart Sutra" over and over again. The corners of Yi Xing's eyes couldn't help but twitch.
Be calm, you must be calm.
Buddhism is boundless!
Distractions!
My heart hurts because there must be some distracting thoughts in my heart. Yes, that's for sure.
Distractions, go play with eggs! ! ! !
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In the dormitory.
Li Youzhi, who was brushing his teeth with a bottle of mineral water, smacked his lips when he heard a system buzz next to his ear.
Dear young masters...you are very obsessed...
Li Youzhi casually crossed out the surprise value reminder for a row and others, and checked the source of the large amount of surprise value.
Seeing that it was contributed by fans of the original work of "Shao Ge", he raised his eyebrows and quickly started shaking his hands.
The moment he opened the app and entered his homepage, Li Youzhi couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth.
In just one night and one morning, the number of fans of Shaking Hands increased by more than 800,000!
At this time, the comment area of the dynamic post posted last night was filled with enthusiastic and excited fans of the original work!
"Ahhh... what kind of fairy brother is this?! My Wuxin has changed from two dimensions to three dimensions!"
"I covered my mouth and burst into tears. If I had known that Xinhai's casting was so amazing, this film should have been filmed earlier. It should have been filmed earlier!"
"I've been in a daze all morning. Theoretically... I can marry my husband in the third dimension!"
"What kind of toad are you, the idiot in front of you? There are so many things in theory! Wu Xin is the husband of all Shaoge fans, and any form of private use of buses is strictly prohibited!!"
You guys are really good at talking!
Li Youzhi's brows jumped wildly when he saw the comments from Shaoge fans in the comment area.
Sure enough, the fanatical fans of the original work are so scary. If you put it this way, Brother Zhi is like a RB machine! ?
Although the fans of the original work were too excited and their wording was not standard, Li Youzhi was still very happy for the recognition from the fans of the original work.
This leads to a question - what kind of person is truly strong?
Of course he is someone who can change the environment and turn unfavorable factors into favorable factors!
What does it mean to be a top idol!
(`)Brother Zhi, be strong!
Secretly giving himself a big thumbs up, Li Youzhi, who was hiding in the dormitory, opened the comment area editing page.
He originally wanted to interact with fans of the original work and consolidate the wave of traffic attracted by the character Wu Xin.
However, before he finished typing a sentence, he saw the fun people in the comment area...starting their performance!
"Hahahahang, hello, Shaoge fans, welcome to the shaking hands of Xiaozhi, our top idol under Lezi Entertainment! My little brother is not only good-looking, but also has top-notch business capabilities in domestic entertainment! Don't say it's unintentional, even if Ask him to play Tathagata, and he can play it!"
"Yes, yes, yes! This is the superstar that we Lezi people have cultivated under high standards and strict requirements, hahahahahang!"
"Seeing Shaoge fans recognizing me so much, our manager is very pleased. However, @I would like to advise my brother Li Youzhi, don't be proud! Don't lower your pursuit just because of this trivial praise." !”
"That's what I said above. I've been cramming into "Shaoge" in the past two days and found that the fighting part in the original comic is very exciting. Brother, you are only superficial now, and this is not good! As an agent, I respect your My suggestion is... in addition to cultivating your mind, you must also cultivate your body! Besides copying scriptures, you should also practice martial arts! Be it Yi Jin Jing or Nanquan, give him all the training he can do and master it!"
"That's right, that's right. Since it's a character experience, let's experience it well. Come on, little brother, don't embarrass our manager in front of these original fans!"
"Ah, so it turns out that as a fan, you can make such a request? Can we young song fans also make a request?"
"What do you say, new friends? As long as you give me advice, you are our brothers! Don't worry, our classmate Xiaozhi listens to advice the most. If you dare to give advice, he will dare to complete it - —No matter how outrageous!”
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Ciao,
Li Youzhi's face dropped when he saw the new suggested tasks put forward by this group of more ambitious musicians than himself, and the Shaoge fans who were instantly assimilated and booed together.
Brothers, your suggestions can be outrageous, but they cannot be outrageous!
There are more than three thousand volumes of scriptures in Jile Temple, just like the few volumes that Brother Zhi copied last night, ranging from a few hundred words to thousands to thousands of words!
Brother Zhi worked until about four o'clock in the morning last night and barely managed to copy five books.
Where the hell is there time?
Looking at the fun-loving people in the comment area, Li Youzhi instantly felt that he had fallen into a group of primary school students and became their pure bragging rights.
How is this different from "My brother dares to eat shit"!
And...a martial arts idol drama like "Shao Ge" requires a fool's martial arts skills!
Just put on two postures and arrange them later. Isn’t the special effect of popping lights much cooler than martial arts?
Jingle Bell……
Just when Li Youzhi was unable to complain about these hateful people, his cell phone suddenly rang.
Seeing that the call was from an unfamiliar number in Shanghai, Li Youzhi answered the call silently.
"Hello, Li Youzhi? Hello, I am Zhao Yaru, the production manager of Xinhai Film and Television."
Li Youzhi quickly cheered up when he heard the other party announcing his home address.
Hey, the financier!
"First of all, thank you for your efforts in the role of Wu Xin. Xinhai has been under a lot of pressure these days. Thanks to your efforts, fans of the original work have changed their perception of our film and television changes. I have now led We have arrived in Rongzhou and are heading to Gekakusa Temple. We want to take some material for you to experience the role and use these as a promotional point for the drama version of "Shaoge". Is that okay?"
Oh?
Hearing this, Li Youzhi was happy.
So... Brother Zhi's rank has risen?
That must be no problem!
"Can."
Hearing Li Youzhi's calm reply, Zhao Yaru on the other side of the phone smiled.
"Okay, will you continue copying scriptures today? I saw your video yesterday and it felt great. If you continue today, I will arrange a camera crew to take a good video of you."
"No."
Facing Zhao Yaru's inquiry, Li Youzhi showed a hint of sadness.
"Today... I may have to change the track and practice my boxing... Let's talk about it when you get there."
Not willing to explain too much on the phone, Li Youzhi hung up the phone directly.
Wetting the towel with mineral water and cleaning his head and face, he took a deep breath, stood up and suddenly opened the door of the dormitory.
A true warrior dares to face any challenge life throws at him!
Come on, Brother Zhi... always ready!
Wow.
"Ah! Xiaozhi-san! So you are here!"
"Brotherbrother!"
In the yard, I saw Li Youzhi, who was wearing a green monk's robe in the dormitory door suddenly opened. Under the spring sunshine, every inch of his skin seemed to be glowing softly, as if he had been filtered by a holy light...
A scream echoed through the backyard.