Chapter 364 A king doesn’t need to fall in love! (Ask for monthly ticket)

Chapter 364 A king doesn’t need to fall in love! (Ask for monthly ticket)

Through the drone footage, Master Tian was devastated when he saw Li Youzhi showing off two whole fish fillets in front of the four female guests!

As the program production PD, why did you invite Li Youzhi to come over?

The reason is to use Li Youzhi’s current traffic to boost the popularity of the show!

Where did the popularity come from?

In a love variety show, it must be a sweet interaction with the female guest, and only by flirting with each other can it be interesting, and only then can it give opportunities for post-production and editing!

Seeing that Li Youzhi was unable to get enough food and salt, and the show was in ruins from the beginning, Master Tian quickly signaled several female guests to go to the jungle to look for kitchen utensils and supplies.

After several female guests entered the jungle, Master Tian directly led Chen Yuming and Wei Yao from Group 9 to the rocky beach where Li Youzhi was.

"Xiao Zhi, what's going on with you? Are you sure you're here to record a love story?"

After having a full meal, Li Youzhi was throwing the heads and internal organs of two black snappers into the rocky beach to make a nest. When he heard Master Tian's question, he silently looked at the two suggested tasks on the suggestion list...

Seeing that Li Youzhi remained silent, Master Tian took a deep breath.

He suppressed his anger and said in a deep voice:

"Xiao Zhi, you may not have many scenes in this variety show. I hope you can correct your attitude and interact with the female guests seriously!

Let me warn you, although we are recording a show, the punishment part is serious. The match is successful. You can go to the island hotel to spend the night with the female guest tonight. But if the match fails, you really have to spend the night on this desert island!

We are different from the Korean version of "Single". In order to reflect the punishment for failed matching, we have not built any facilities on the island. Do you think it is okay to spend one night on this island that is full of bird poop, mosquitoes, snakes and rats? What a look! "

Facing Master Tian's warning, Li Youzhi immediately nodded seriously.

"Okay director, I know what to do!"

Seeing Li Youzhi quickly gathering the tools on the ground and running towards the jungle with his bag, Master Tian picked up his waist and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Old Chen, Yaoyao, you two come with me. This guy's material is really good. I got a guy with a salary of 200,000 yuan a day for 500,000 yuan a day. This wave of traffic must be given to me."

"I got it from Director Tian!"

After hearing Master Tian's instructions, Chen Yuming and Wei Yao, who were in charge of shooting Li Youzhi's material, quickly picked up the equipment and followed Li Youzhi's footsteps into the jungle.

…

The sun over the island gradually moves westward along the arc-shaped sea level.

After the four female guests lost their way in the jungle for a long time, at noon, a wisp of smoke finally floated on the beach of the island and shot straight into the sky.

As the female guests prepared the kitchen utensils, they scrambled to pick up dead branches and coconut palm leaves to make a bonfire. The male guests, who were looking for ingredients in the jungle, also returned to the beach one after another with the ingredients.

on the beach.

"Wow, there are so many cabbages. Maybe we can cook them with instant noodles later. I'm good at this!"

"It would be nice if there were some eggs. When I cook noodles at home, I like to break the eggs into the soup. This way, although I am eating instant noodles, it will look a bit ritualistic. No. 1, you usually eat them at home What about instant noodles? Your skin is so good, so you probably don’t eat much, right?"

Hearing the conversation from male guest No. 2, who had brought back mineral water and instant noodles, Song Zhiya smiled faintly and turned her eyes away from the jungle.

She didn't want to answer the question from male guest No. 2.

First, she was waiting for Li Youzhi, a big fish in traffic, to come back and focus more of her interactive scenes on Li Youzhi.

Secondly, the other party's way of striking up a conversation was too vulgar.

Article 2 of "Rule of Love": When asking a girl questions and trying to arouse resonance, never use continuous questions, or use one question to cover another question. Always complicate a simple problem and give girls room to express themselves!

Take the male guest's pick-up scene, if it was Song Zhiya's, she felt she would have asked like this - "How do you usually like to eat instant noodles?"

Directly complicate the question of "should I eat instant noodles?", avoid the option of "don't eat" that can end the topic instantly, and trigger the other party's thinking or resonance.

Because when faced with this question, even if the answer is negative, it will inevitably be "Sorry, I don't eat instant noodles very much. Eating too much is not good for the skin."

Once you catch this rhythm and talk about your daily experience of eating instant noodles, a topic that can break the strange relationship is born.

"Well, I don't usually eat it."

Smiling faintly at the male guest No. 2, Song Zhiya re-arranged the bonfire with billowing black smoke because the branches she picked up were a little damp.

Sensing Song Zhiya's indifference, male guest No. 2 smiled awkwardly, then immediately resumed his warm-hearted persona and flirted with female guest No. 2.

Time passes minute by minute.

As the male guests No. 2346 returned to the beach one after another, the sun was clearly setting towards the west.

Seeing that it was almost two o'clock and Li Youzhi had no intention of coming back, the hungry Song Zhiya finally became anxious.

At this time, male guest No. 2 and female guest No. 2 were already fighting fiercely. Male No. 3 and Female No. 4, Male No. 6 and Female No. 3 have also successfully broken the ice.

Only Man No. 4, who had an accidental fall in the jungle, buried his pork in bird droppings, and scratched his arm, was standing by the campfire in annoyance.

Seeing that the time had reached two or three o'clock and Li Youzhi had not returned yet, Song Zhiya felt that the risk of matching failure was soaring.

She had already seen Li Youzhi's character this morning.

Although he was confident that he could deal with Li Youzhi, the remaining time was too short. If something unexpected happened, he would be left on an isolated island as a failed pairing!

However, just when Song Zhiya was looking around, she saw a tall figure ducking out of the dense forest!

"Hey! Everyone, look what I found!"

Seeing the No. 1 man striding out of the jungle, holding up the beef and red wine in his hands, the surprise that had just risen in Song Zhiya's eyes dimmed instantly.

Forget it...if you can't catch traffic, just create a perfect persona first.

After choosing among the male guests No. 2, 3, 4, and 6 who came back, she noticed the blood stains on the arm of male guest No. 4 scraped by a branch, and she silently took off her hair tie.

"Hey, where did you get hurt?"

Around the campfire.

Seeing Man No. 1 returning home with a full load, the search for supplies was not going well, and Man No. 4, who was feeling depressed, was stunned for a moment.

Seeing Song Zhiya squatting next to him elegantly and bandaging herself with a hair tie, he quickly raised a big smile nervously.

"It's okay, I just stepped on bird droppings when I was walking near the island's material point..."

"Thank you for taking such a big risk for everyone."

"No...it should be!"

Smiling, Song Zhiya lowered her eyelids and shook her head secretly.

The rank is too low...

"..."

The first man, Lu Weihao, who was carrying red wine and beef and covered in moss and bird droppings, was confused by the scene in front of him.

The first female and the fourth male are sitting in a row holding their knees, the second female and the second male are making love to each other, the third female and the sixth male are eating fruit, the fourth female and the third male are laughing and giggling...

Looking at the dog food all over the beach, Lu Weihao fell silent for a moment.

At this moment... he felt that the Wagyu beef and red wine in his hands turned him into a complete clown.

Damn... the road is too far and the delay is too long?

Damn it, it seems like there is nothing wrong with me at all!

Carrying red wine and beef and listening to the false cheers of several guests, Lu Weihao walked to the bonfire with a dry smile.

In a short while, the sizzling sound of top-grade Wagyu beef being roasted by the fire, and the rich aroma of red wine spread.

However, sitting among four couples of men and women, Lu Weihao, who had contributed everything, only felt that the taste of beef and red wine was a bit bitter.

The setting sun elongates the nine figures and projects them on the fine and flat beach.

The shadow sitting in the middle carrying a red wine bottle looked as abrupt as if P had entered...

At this time, there was a sound of chirping in the jungle.

Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he saw the scene on the beach.

Judging from the sun, it was already past four in the afternoon... Why did we just have lunch?

Sure enough, if I follow you guys, Brother Zhi will be hungry for nine meals in three days!

Buzz buzz...

Almost at the same time that Li Youzhi appeared, the sound of the drone came from above the crowd again.

"Gods and goddesses, it's already four o'clock in the afternoon. After everyone's exploration and efforts, this lunch must be very delicious, right?"

"The DAY1 event is officially over. Now, all the gods and goddesses are asked to send heartbeat signals to each other! Those who are successfully matched will get our tickets to Paradise Island! Please start your selection!"

Hearing the prompt from the sky, the four pairs of men and women who had made their choices stood up from the campfire, looked at each other and held hands one after another.

In an instant... Lu Weihao and Li Youzhi were the only two people left on the beach.

"Okay, then please invite our beloved couple to board the ship. Love does not belong to those who pursue perfection, and love does not belong to those who are stingy in giving. Congratulations on the 1st and 5th, you will stay in hell tonight as singles island!"

The announcement from the drone's loudspeaker made Lu Weihao a little confused.

Damn... the people on this show are so shady!

The beef and red wine in the center of the island seems to be a complete trap now!

This is DAY1, DAY1!

I'm actually going to spend one night on this shabby island as a failed match?

Is this justified? Is there any royal law for this? !

It’s obviously me who performed the best, and it’s obviously me who paid the most!

With his entire face distorted, Lu Weihao looked at Li Youzhi standing aside.

Seeing Li Youzhi, who was looking calm and waving to a group of handsome men and women who were boarding the boat to Paradise Island, Lu Weihao suddenly felt much calmer.

It's okay... This big brother is so popular now. Staying on the island with me to support me doesn't insult my image, Lu Weihao!

"No. 5... It seems that tonight, we two brothers in distress will have to hug each other to keep warm."

(￢＿￢)?

Glancing at Lu Weihao, whose face was full of emotion, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.

Who the hell is your fraternity?

Without saying anything to Lu Weihao, Li Youzhi walked silently to the rocky beach and looked at the pool where he had made a nest with fish bones and offal in the morning. It was already covered with a layer of scallops and small crabs. He took off his clothes directly. Quick-drying shorts, tie the two trouser legs into a knot.

Wearing tight-fitting sharkskin swimming trunks, he jumped into the pool and quickly put a group of small seafood inside into his big pants.

Then, carrying a bag full of seafood, he went into the jungle.

"Hey? Where are you going?"

Seeing the sun setting on the horizon, Li Youzhi got into the jungle, and Lu Weihao quickly followed.

Following Li Youzhi's footsteps, he walked breathlessly for about ten minutes, and suddenly a vast open space appeared in front of Lu Weihao.

It was a pond close to the ridge. Next to the pond was a grassland about the size of a football field.

Through the dim light of the setting sun, Lu Weihao could clearly see the scene in the open space;

I saw a burning bonfire, with flames dancing in the air.

More than five meters away from the bonfire, a thick layer of dried coconut palms has been laid, and on top of the coconut palms... are several wide, steaming stone slabs that have been baked dry by the bonfire.

While he was stunned, Li Youzhi threw the quick-drying shorts filled with seafood next to the bonfire with a splash.

Then, a folded moisture-proof mat was unfolded and spread on the hot stone slab.

Finally, he picked up a cone-shaped "tent" made of wide coconut leaves and buckled it up.

"Here, what are you doing?"

Next to the bonfire, I picked up a fat scallop, broke it open, washed it with water in a coconut shell, and threw it on the stone slab beside the bonfire.

"Of course it's dinner. After dinner, there's still a lot of work to do. The campfire needs to be surrounded by stone slabs, and some damp wood is added to smoke out mosquitoes, so it can burn longer. Otherwise, there will be snakes, insects, rats and ants around here. A lot of them make it uncomfortable to sleep at night.”

Ah Cao...

So you've been doing this all afternoon?

So what did I do all afternoon?

Looking at Li Youzhi's luxurious "shelter" in front of him compared to the current environment, Lu Weihao's mentality... exploded!

In fact, it’s not just Lu Weihao.

Behind him, the choreographer and photographer of Lu Weihao's team, as well as the choreographer Chen Yuming and photographer Wei Yao of Li Youzhi's 9th team, their mentality has also collapsed.

You are amazing, you are noble...

You found a good place for yourself, what about us?

Where shall we sleep?

Being stared at by several people with complicated eyes of anger, jealousy and hatred, Li Youzhi smacked his lips.

Silently he took out the moisture-proof mat and spread it next to the bonfire.

"How about the five of you take turns to rest, one of you sleeps for two hours, and the rest of you help me light the fire?"

Then we are so... thank you so much!

(╬◣д◢)(╬◣д◢)(╬◣д◢)!

Beep!

Received additional [anger, jealousy and hatred] stunning value, 90 points!

Hearing a soft ringing next to his ear, Li Youzhi smacked his lips, picked up a handful of scallops, washed them, and spread them on the stone slab.

Be afraid, be afraid... The biggest danger to survival in the wild is not mosquitoes, snakes, rats... but also the same kind of people shrouded in anger!

…

Under the protection of five humans, Li Youzhi lay on the dry and warm stone slab and had a beautiful island sleep.

On the second day off, the entire program team stopped working to leave time for post-production.

At around nine o'clock in the morning, Li Youzhi followed Chen Yuming, who had almost droopy dark circles under his eyes, back to the work boat to rest.

On the other side, the post-editing staff of Comet Culture Media worked hard to finish the editing and post-editing of the first episode in one night and one day.

8pm, Aiyi Video.

After half a month of announcement, the first issue of "Single Is Hell", which has received excessive popularity for online TV series... finally came to the audience after being clamored for!

Rongcheng, Agricultural University.

"You don't need to persuade me. Even if I, Guan Jiaojiao, are bored to death, even if I am so idle that I twiddle my toes, I will never take a look at this crappy show!"

Female dormitory 413, sitting on the upper bunk bed, wrapped in a torn bath towel that exuded a musty smell, Guan Jiaojiao's face was filled with sadness and indignation.

"You want me to watch this show and see my husband flirting with other wild women? This is more uncomfortable than killing me! If you don't watch it, you definitely won't watch it!"

On the lower bunk, Tu Susu sighed quietly as he looked at the pair of fair and small feet hanging down from the upper bunk, but now all ten pink toes had exploded due to anger.

"Jiaojiao, it's easy to say anything. Can you throw away that tattered bath towel first? I wash the bath towel that your frog son comes back from every time he works out. It's not this one at all, right? Who is sick and uses it after exercising in the gym? Their bath towels!”

"I don't care, as long as I think it was used by my husband, it was used by my husband!"

"..."

Listening to the muffled sound from the upper bunk, Tu Susu let out a long sigh.

What a sin!

It was at this time that the picture of an island appeared on the mobile phone in her hand.

"Ah, the frog son has appeared! He has appeared!"

Tu Susu shouted when he saw Li Youzhi carrying a handbag in the picture.

call!

Following her exaggerated exclamation, two twin ponytails hung down from the upper bunk in an instant.

Seeing Li Youzhi in the picture, Guan Jiaojiao pursed her lips, and her tears gradually shone.

Wow... I was greened, and my juice was greened immediately.

Why does this heart hurt so much!

Sure enough, maternal love will backfire if it goes bad...

However, when he saw Li Youzhi solemnly opening his handbag, taking out a military shovel from it in front of the alluring female guest, then putting the military shovel back and robbing an anti-mosquito bracelet, he was shocked. The sad tears that Jiaojiao had just brewed flowed back.

Ha ha? Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !

Damn it, can such a person find a partner if he goes to a love show?

Thinking too much!

At 8:05 in the evening, a wave of cheers and laughter instantly filled the women's dormitory of the Agricultural University.

at the same time.

As the first episode of "Single Is Hell" was broadcast, Li Youzhi appeared on the show, and his shaking hands and Weibo comment area... exploded!