Chapter 367 This wall-breaking program is still recording a der? (Two-in-one please give me a monthl
"No, are you good at directing?"
"What the hell is this request!"
"He doesn't do anything that has anything to do with people. Zhiya is a soft and weak girl. How could he bear to say such a thing!"
Following Li Youzhi's request, the mentality of a group of staff on the program team exploded!
At this time, Master Tian, who was used to seeing strong winds and waves, was a little unable to hold his nerve.
He knew that there were many weird things in variety shows, but this was the first time in his life to encounter such an outrageous male guest, Hundan!
What's going on with Song Zhiya?
Among the materials recorded by DAY1 on Paradise Island, Song Zhiya, who has super good looks and a proud figure, directly captured the attention of countless viewers with her custom-made evening dress by Claire Tier and her super high emotional intelligence, and became the current guest of the show. Popularity NO.1.
Today on DAY2, the program team has decided to add footage to Song Zhiya, but you kidnapped her to dig in the soil?
You deserve to die!
Seeing Li Youzhi standing with Song Zhiya under the coconut tree, the corners of Master Tian's eyes twitched.
If there weren't so many cameras and staff on site, and in the sparsely populated environment of Hell Island, he would have been tempted to bury Li Youzhi alive!
on site.
The three male guests who successfully won the crown were originally thinking about what requests to make. When they heard Li Youzhi's outrageous request, the psychological pressure of the three people instantly dissipated.
After all, happiness comes from comparison.
With such a supporter, even if he did nothing today and just took the female guests to wander around the island, that would still be a passing grade!
Holding back their joy, the three male guests brought the crowns to the female guests' heads one after another. They made requests such as going to the center of the island for a picnic to watch the sunset, asking female guests to help apply sunscreen, or going for a swim in the sea.
After the three couples left, Li Youzhi looked back at Song Zhiya, who was in a sluggish state.
"It's getting late, let's go."
"ah……"
Hearing Li Youzhi's urging, Song Zhiya's pretty face collapsed.
"No, um... I don't have any tools, how can I help you lift the soil... Otherwise, what if we do something else? In one day, you can make two, no, three requests of me! I can satisfy them all you!"
Ah,
You cunning woman, don’t let Brother Zhi fall into your trap!
Seeing Song Zhiya clasping her hands together, showing off the pretty elastic-looking ravine in her swimsuit, Li Youzhi curled his lips.
"Don't worry, I'll be ready when you don't come to the island in the morning."
Turning away from the buzzing drone above his head and the two groups of photos of Song Zhiya and himself that were following behind him, Li Youzhi directly took Song Zhiya's arm and dragged her to the edge of the forest.
In addition to Li Youzhi's set of tools, two large baskets made of rattan were lying crookedly under a big tree.
Seeing Li Youzhi hanging two large baskets around his neck, Song Zhiya felt her eyes wet.
A kind of sadness of being caught by the slave owner and sent to the plantation, in the heart of Song Laborer... arisen spontaneously!
The forest is not far ahead.
Seeing Li Youzhi showing no mercy and dragging Song Zhiya, who had instantly transformed from a goddess into a village girl, into the forest, Lu Weihao silently clenched his fists, and his back molars made a muffled sound.
In order to make up for the loss of DAY1, his favorite target today... is Song Zhiya, the most popular female guest!
Looking at Song Zhiya's figure with the earthen basket hanging on it disappearing into the forest, a feeling of sadness and anger that the goddess he longed for was bound and humiliated by a yellow hair rope surged in his heart!
Zhiya, such a delicate young lady, he actually, he actually...
Kneeling on the beach, Lu Weihao looked up at the sky.
It's just that I don't have the ability... If I had climbed faster and got the crown first, things wouldn't have turned out this way.
No, that's not right.
With tears of humiliation in his eyes, Lu Weihao took a deep breath as he looked at the bright blue sky illuminated by the sun.
It’s not over yet, today has just begun!
The person who got the crown only got the companionship of the female guest for a day. But whether the female guest is excited or not does not depend on this.
Rather, it depends on who pays more and who accompanies better. This should be the real secret of the program team's DAY2 activity arrangement!
Thinking of this, Lu Weihao stood up from the ground.
Then, he strode towards the woods to chase after him.
Miss Zhiya, I, Lu Weihao, am here to accompany you, protect you... and save you!
…
Taking Song Zhiya through the forest, Li Youzhi arrived at the gentle slope that had already been stepped on in the morning.
When he got up this morning, before the program team arrived, he had already dug the construction markings on the ground with a construction shovel.
Pulling Song Zhiya to stand in front of the marking line, Li Youzhi pointed at the foundation with an area of about twenty square meters while carrying the engineer's shovel.
"I will hollow out the two marked areas in a while. Just wait here. After I dig a full basket of soil, help me carry it to the downhill side. Just pile it together and wait until the foundation is dug. I will still have use for this soil later.”
"..."
Looking at the two large open spaces and the two large baskets that could almost hold half of herself, Song Zhiya was confused again.
However, just when she was distracted, a deep voice suddenly sounded behind her.
"Zhiya, you go and have a rest while I carry the soil for you!"
Well?
Turning around, Song Zhiya frowned as she looked at Lu Weihao, who had followed him with his head down and clenched his fists.
The confused eyes suddenly became clear.
Why have you been hanging around Li Youzhi these past two days?
It’s because Li Youzhi is very popular and has traffic!
In the DAY1 episode broadcast last night, the popularity of all the guest programs was very high, and it was all promoted by the brokerage company. She has studied carefully and found that among the current 10 guests, only Li Youzhi's popularity among the audience on the show is real.
This guy performed poorly on the show, without any company promoters or even calling on fans to vote, but he still managed to get the current 120,000 popularity votes... What does this mean?
It shows that this guy is really hot.
I finally got an interactive scene with this guy today. Why are you, an amateur who has never debuted, coming here to cause trouble?
"Thank you No. 1, but no need... Anyway, since No. 5 made his request, I will try my best to fulfill it. This is the rule, isn't it?"
Lu Weihao was stunned when he was rejected by Song Zhiya.
"Then...then I'll carry it with you! It's better for two of us to save effort."
On the side, Lu Weihao picked up a dry branch in the grass, and Li Youzhi, who had already known that this guy was following behind, smashed it in the mouth.
What did you think this guy was going to do after coming here...
What kind of ultimate boiling sheep is this?
Seeing Lu Weihao baring his white teeth and demonstrating to Song Zhiya how to match men and women and using the principle of leverage to save labor, Li Youzhi silently looked at the earthen basket on the ground.
"There are two earthen baskets... Theoretically, you two can each have one..."
"..."
Hearing Li Youzhi's sudden interruption, Lu Weihao, who was brazenly flattering Song Zhiya, hissed.
He turned around and looked at the camera position, made a wait gesture to Song Zhiya, and then pulled Li Youzhi and strode towards the bamboo forest nearby.
He covered Li Youzhi and his own radio microphone and wrinkled his nose.
"I advise you not to go too far! You are not planning to go to Paradise Island anyway, why do you want me to show off?"
Looking at Lu Weihao's face full of dissatisfaction, Li Youzhi's innocent Kaba Kaba eyes. ,
I'm thinking, I don't want you to show off...
"Brother, it is precisely because I am not planning to go to Paradise Island that the issue of upgrading the shelter is so urgent. To tell you the truth, I brought Song Zhiya here today just to improve the progress of the project and try to finish digging the foundation in one day. If you want to show off, just work harder and work harder. After all, the amount of work is here, if you do more, she will do less."
Seeing Lu Weihao's anger rising from his eyebrows again, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows and grinned.
"After all, you don't want to see her sore all over tomorrow that she can't even get out of bed...right?"
(;д)
Facing Li Youzhi's slightly raised lips like a devil, Lu Weihao instantly felt an inexplicable sourness and pain in his heart.
Damn,
I obviously came here to participate in a love show... but why...
What’s going on with this sourness in my heart!
Beep!
Received additional stunning value of [Resentment], 18 points!
Receiving a system chime in his mind, Li Youzhi chuckled, patted Lu Weihao's strong shoulder, and returned to the construction site.
He picked up the ordnance shovel and dug in with a shovel.
As his roused muscles continued to perform repetitive mechanical movements, within a short time, the soil basket on the ground was filled to the brim.
"Carry it away!"
After hearing Li Youzhi's order, Song Zhiya took a deep breath.
He grabbed the handle of the earthen basket with both hands and used all his strength to lift the earthen basket off the ground.
o(;\u0026gt;△\u0026lt;)o
Hold on, don't lose heart, the basket of earth will spill.
Hold it back, don't cry, your makeup will fade.
Don't look down, the crown will fall off.
Hold on, form a CP with him, there will be traffic...
While continuing the earthmoving work, Li Youzhi leaned on Song Zhiya's two trembling legs.
Tsk
Not to mention, working people are indeed the most beautiful.
It looks like this... suddenly it feels beautiful.
With this in mind, he sped up the movements of his hands and filled the second basket in a few seconds.
"Carry it away!"
Hearing Li Youzhi's greeting, Lu Weihao shook his cheeks and looked away from Song Zhiya.
He lifted up the large basket of soil that stood out.
Move quickly, move quickly!
If you run more often, Zhiya... Zhiya will be tortured by him less often!
Following the wonderful intracranial theater between the two, Li Youzhi's engineer shovel flew into the air.
Over the island.
As if he couldn't bear to watch this scene, Father Sun pulled a cloud to cover his face.
Accelerating, sinking towards the sea level to the west.
…
"call……"
"Huh...huh...huh..."
In the afternoon, around four o'clock.
On the beach shrouded by the setting sun, the earth excavation was finally completed. Song Zhiya and Lu Weihao's faces turned pale after receiving the notice from the program team to return to the beach.
Li Youzhi, who looked like a normal person, but looked a bit like a migrant worker because his body was covered in mud, Song Zhiya and Lu Weihao's expressions became distorted.
This man... is simply an animal!
wrong……
After thinking about Li Youzhi's performance all day today, and then feeling the weakness all over their bodies...Song Zhiya and Lu Weihao cried.
This person simply treats my aunt/I as an animal!
Buzz buzz...
"Dear gods and goddesses, I believe you have all had an unforgettable day. I wonder if all the female guests have fulfilled the requirements made by the male guests?"
"have!"
"Yes!"
Hearing the sound coming from the drone overhead, the three of them had been playing on the island for a day, and the goddess, who was cared for by the male guest in every possible way, waved her hands happily.
"In this case...the most exciting moment for us has arrived again. Now, please send your heartbeat signals, all the gods and goddesses! Remember the rules in the morning, you can't make the same choice as yesterday In order to avoid Embarrassing, we don’t have to make a decision in person today.
Please hold the blank card in front of you that corresponds to your gender and guest number. The male guests write the number of the person they love on the pink side, and the female guests write the number of the person they love on the blue side. If the match is successful, congratulations... you will get a ticket to Paradise Island tonight! "
After hearing the PD release the program points, several male and female guests who had spent the whole day cultivating their relationship and enhancing their understanding looked at each other and silently picked up the number plates on the ground.
aside.
Holding on to her legs, which were as soft as noodles, Song Zhiya turned her attention to Li Youzhi.
Thinking of the sweat she shed all day and the blistered palms, Song Zhiya gritted her teeth tightly.
After filling in the number, I mustered up my last strength and put the number plate into the mailbox in front of the coconut tree.
Then, she walked to Li Youzhi's side.
"No. 5, it's you I filled in! I hope you won't let me down!"
Click!
On the side, when he heard Song Zhiya's decision, Lu Weihao felt like a big thunderbolt in the clear sky!
Looking at the "1" filled in on the pink side of the card in his hand, the ink has not yet dried, and he lost the last bit of strength in his body.
No,
No!
Why, why is this!
Where did I go wrong?
Where did I go wrong?
Seeing Lu Weihao's Taoist heart completely collapsed, Li Youzhi shook his head.
Why,
There will be no good results if you boil the sheep.
Smiling lightly at Song Zhiya, patting Lu Weihao's shoulder, Li Youzhi threw his hand into the mailbox.
After a while.
As staff opened the mailbox, drones in the sky officially unveiled today's results.
"Well, female guest No. 1 chose male guest No. 5. Female guest No. 2 chose male guest No. 6. Female guest No. 3 chose male guest No. 3, and female guest No. 4 chose male guest No. 4... Haha, It seems that male guest No. 1 and male guest No. 2 will stay on Hell Island tonight."
"Then let's take a look at the choices of the male gods!"
"Male guest No. 3 chose female guest No. 3. Congratulations, you won the ticket."
"Male guest No. 4 chose female guest No. 4, congratulations."
"The male guest No. 5, Li Youzhi, chose the male guest No. 1, Lu Wei...ah?"
The drone in the sky suddenly fell silent.
The male and female guests and all the staff on the ground were silent.
In the dead silence, Li Youzhi avoided Song Zhiya's eyes, which looked like the betrayed heroine in an idol drama, and everyone's surprised eyes.
Let’s just say that sometimes gender doesn’t have to be so rigid...right?
Thinking like this, Li Youzhi looked at Lu Weihao who didn't know what expression to make on the side.
"Ahem... I thought you had to work a lot today, so I would take you to Paradise Island to have a good rest in the evening. I thought the two of us worked well together today, and there should be a tacit understanding... You, won't Did you choose the female number 1?"
If I still have some strength, you can ride on the horse and see if I kill you!
Staring at Li Youzhi's clear and sincere eyes, Lu Weihao flopped and lay down on the beach.
…
Toot
The luxurious yacht broke through the waves, carrying three excited couples and a boatload of sunset, and sailed towards the paradise island.
On the beach, looking at the yacht going away, the three figures stretched by the setting sun looked so lonely.
Standing at the beach, looking at the lovers waving constantly, Song Zhiya smiled miserably and looked at the figure spearing a fish on the rocky beach.
Beside him, Lu Weihao took a deep breath and looked at her side face with tears in his eyes.
It was so easy for me to be brave for him/her, but he/she made me lose so completely...
Blanch!
Beep!
Received the additional stunning value of [Resentment], 32 points!
Li Youzhi shook his head when he heard a soft ringing in his ear.
A bunch of love brains, there really is nothing they can do against you.
With this in mind, he threaded the five gutted black snapper together with paracord and waved to Song Zhiya and Lu Weihao in the distance.
"Hey, it's been a hard day, I'll treat you to grilled fish and scallops!"
"Don't go!"
After hearing the two resentful responses, Li Youzhi shrugged his shoulders, carried today's harvest from the sea, and got into the forest.
night.
The stars twinkled all over the sky, and the dim moonlight reflected the red bonfire.
"belch……"
Song Zhiya couldn't help but let out a long burp after eating a whole two-foot-long black snapper that was completely devoid of oil and salt, yet somehow far more delicacies than any other.
Covering her mouth and looking at Li Youzhi across from the bonfire, she patted her hot cheek and turned her gaze sideways to the circular foundation that had just been dug during the day to a depth of one and a half meters.
At this time, she and Li Youzhi were sitting in the pit.
Throwing the fish bone into the crackling bonfire, Li Youzhi picked up a branch and handed a big fish hanging on it to the pit.
"Don't eat! I came here just because I was afraid that Zhiya would encounter any danger in the woods at night!"
Hearing Lu Weihao's muffled words above, Li Youzhi smiled faintly and gently swung the branch a few times to let the aroma of grilled fish spread quickly.
"Gu"
As his intestines said "I want it", Li Youzhi only felt a light touch on his hand.
After patting the charcoal dust on his hands, Li Youzhi looked at Song Zhiya.
"Yes, netizens suggested that I upgrade the shelter on the island. After the construction is completed, of course I will live here. Today I will lay the foundation, and tomorrow I will use river mud and bamboo to strengthen the foundation, and then use river mud and red mud to build a stove. Bake it with fire for two to three days, add a roof, and it will be ready for people to live in. You are welcome to come as a guest if the pairing fails. "
Hearing Li Youzhi talk about the plan, although Song Zhiya was still angry, she couldn't help but curl her lips.
By saying this, it seems like preparations have been made to stay on Hell Island for the rest of the show.
Isn’t it the owner of Hell Island?
Looking at the hay, stone slabs and moisture-proof mats that Li Youzhi placed in another small pit, Song Zhiya pointed.
"Can I rest here for a while?"
"Of course, you have to work today."
He smiled at Song Zhiya who had washed away the mud on his body, and Li Youzhi made a gesture of invitation in a very gentlemanly manner this time.
Seeing Song Zhiya lying down on his bed, Li Youzhi also sat down on the large bed that was 1.5 meters wide and was specially set aside, and used his buttocks to arch the hay that was not covered with moisture-proof mats and slates.
Lying in the large circular pit surrounded by soil, Song Zhiya felt that the soreness and swelling in her body had become lighter, and an unprecedented sense of comfort swept over her entire body.
Taking a slow breath, Song Zhiya put her hands behind her head and looked at the starry sky surrounded by the circular living room dug one and a half meters deep.
A river of stars hanging in the moonlit sky looks particularly bright.
"Hey, why do the stars look so bright in the pit? Is this the legendary deep well effect?"
Li Youzhi was happy to hear that Song Zhiya understood a little but not much.
There is a high probability that you have deep well disease...
For a water well of more than ten meters, the diffuse reflection of light can be avoided, resulting in a deep well effect similar to that of a telescope tube.
A one-and-a-half-meter-deep foundation has a deep well effect?
Normally, Li Youzhi would have just fought back.
But thinking that Song Zhiya was working today, he looked at the round starry sky above his head and smiled lightly.
"It's just that the soil blocks everything except the starry sky. Without the messy interference, our sight narrows and we focus more on this starry sky. That's not what the frog in the well means."
"The frog in the well..."
Hearing Li Youzhi's interesting statement, Song Zhiya narrowed her eyes and smiled.
"Then you want to put it this way, we are both frogs in the well now?"
Noticing a bright look looking towards him, Li Youzhi shrugged.
"Yes, there is nothing wrong with frogs at the bottom of the well. On the contrary, they are those frogs who jumped out of the well, saw the outside world, and then had to return to the well. There is such a beautiful starry sky to see, but there are so many disturbing thoughts in my heart. The world of flowers and flowers... this is life-threatening, it will make you anxious to death."
"..."
After hearing Li Youzhi's implicit and meaningful words, Song Zhiya, who was lying on the moisture-proof mat and hot stone slab beside her, became silent.
I don't know how long it took until Li Youzhi felt sleepy, and suddenly there was a sound of chirping next to him.
In the darkness, he felt a bright gaze looking at him.
"Hey, can I hug you?"
Um?
Narrowing his eyes and looking at the flashing camera indicator light on the upper edge of the pit, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
"cannot."
"oh."
As he decisively refused, the body next to him turned back.
More than ten meters away from the foundation, there is an orange tent.
Looking at the two figures lying side by side on the dirt bed covered with hay, the four photographers and directors of Li Youzhi's team and Song Zhiya's team all held their hands.
"Damn... Hell Island, this is Hell Island!"
"This horse riding is much sweeter than the tug-and-pull interactions on Paradise Island last night!"
Beep!
Received amazing value, 52 points!
Hearing another soft beep from the system next to his ears, Li Youzhi closed his eyes.
I don't know how long it took, but Li Youzhi, who was sleeping, felt a soft and bouncy body moving back and forth in his arms.
Opening his eyes faintly, he found that the sky was already dark.
The campfire has gone out and the green video light has disappeared.
Li Youzhi lowered his head and curled up in his arms like a cat looking for a source of heat. Li Youzhi let out a long sigh of relief.
Damn you, take advantage of Brother Zhi when he is not prepared!
No, Brother Zhi cannot bear this grievance!
Thinking like this, Li Youzhi took out the moisture-proof pad that had been rolled aside by Song Zhiya's lively sleeping posture, and covered the cat in his arms.
Through the moisture-proof pad, I hugged that slender waist.
Tsk…
Feeling that the body that was looking for warmth finally stopped twisting, and the warmth that could be felt through the moisture-proof pad, Li Youzhi closed his eyes again.
It feels surprisingly good in the hand.
…
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet
The next day, early in the morning.
With the chirping of birds, Lu Weihao, who had not slept much because of mosquito infestation last night, sat up in the sleeping bag provided by the program team in annoyance.
Looking at Sun Minghao who had caused him to end up on Hell Island the next day, he kicked him hard.
"It's dawn, get up and pee!"
However, just when Sun Minghao stood up rubbing his eyes, Lu Weihao saw a sneaky figure emerging from the foundation gate in front.
"ah……"
Sun Minghao blinked as he looked at Song Zhiya, whose legs were trembling, with a red face and pursed lips, helping Tufang to walk out of the pit with difficulty.
"Brother Hao, isn't it...does our program have restricted content?"
"What are you thinking about! Dirty!"
Hearing Sun Minghao's muttering, Song Zhiya's pretty face, which was originally stained red because she was hit by something in the morning, instantly turned red.
She grabbed a handful of clods and threw them over, then walked out of the forest with difficulty on her sore legs.
Seeing this scene, Lu Weihao flopped back down in his sleeping bag, wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, and looked at the deep pit that had formed with tears streaming down his face.
Damn it, what else is being recorded on this show?
With such a big fucker here, why not record a der!
Go to hell, starting from today...I'm also a mess!
PS: Six thousand eight, this must be two in one, right? There will be more in a while. Update early today and go to bed early to save the dog’s life. Fathers-in-law, give your children two monthly passes!