Chapter 369: Don’t envy mandarin ducks, don’t envy immortals, I envy Brother Zhi every day (please v
In the DAY2 issue of "Single Is Hell", Li Youzhi's operation can be said to have surpassed countless people who had fun.
In the Douishou comment area early in the morning, Leziren netizens were still discussing the content of yesterday’s second issue.
Suddenly seeing Li Youzhi's updated news, everyone burst into laughter!
"Damn it, I'm so excited to watch it here. Why don't you stop recording it? I'm still waiting for my little brother to invite all the female guests to the construction site. Oh no...it's a disaster for the shelter!"
"What's going on? Could it be that my body can't bear it after staying on the island for four consecutive days? I'm telling you, you guys who are just having fun and making blind suggestions every day will raise my electronic pet to death sooner or later!"
"You don't seem to have a very high IQ. Look at my little brother's behavior on the island these days. Do you think he may not be able to bear it? That is to say, the island is an ecological reserve. Otherwise, all the native animals on the island will be destroyed. Unbearable!"
"Why can't I stand it? Could it be that my brother's behavior on the island was too abnormal and he did something [octopus.avi], so the program team decisively broke off the relationship?"
"I'm a college student. Is this material really available? I want to see it, I want to see it!"
"..."
In the cabin, Li Youzhi couldn't bear it anymore when he saw a group of fun-loving people treating his comment area as a no-man's land.
What a bunch of heartless people!
Isn’t it because of the rubbish suggestions you made before that Brother Zhi quit the show?
Participated in a love TV show, but you left Brother Zhi single until the end... Let’s ask about Brother Yizhi’s current appearance and his top-notch emotional intelligence. If it were a serious love show, which female guest would be able to escape Zhi? Brother’s claws?
After two episodes, Brother Zhi will play one emperor and four empresses for you!
Now because you guys can't record a variety show, you still treat Brother Zhi as pornographic material?
After complaining harshly about the behavior of Bo Leziren, Li Youzhi opened the photo album on his phone.
I quickly found a screenshot of the suggestion "Join a romantic drama/stay single until the end" that had been put forward by some netizens before, and sent it to the comment area!
Take responsibility for your brother, Hundan!
However, seeing the screenshot that Li Youzhi pinned to the top of the comment area, the atmosphere in the comment area... became even happier;
"Are you going to listen to advice like this, Hun Dan!? How dare you implement this rubbish advice on the island these past few days? This is so outrageous!"
"The case has been solved, this time the case has been solved! I'm telling you, how come I'm a normal kid, and how can I act like crazy in a love show... This responsibility should be shouldered by the netizens!"
"Wow... He really made me cry to death. Facing four goddess-level female guests, I am really determined... Please continue!"
"Hahahaha! Even if this variety show is not recorded, we are doing construction work on the island every day and being handsome men that other female guests can't get. We love to watch it!"
"Yes, yes, yes! I strongly suggest that I upgrade that shelter as soon as possible and become a refined and beautiful man! Then start a live broadcast for us every day, and we will like and support you!"
Beep!
Received amazing points, 801,220 points!
Beep!
Received a suggested task (upgrade the shelter as soon as possible and become a refined and beautiful man), the task difficulty is 3 stars.
[Tip: Duplicate mission content has been detected and has been merged... It is recommended that the reward for the mission (upgrade the shelter) be increased to level B! 】
Looking at the updated task items on the suggestion list, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
Okay, I guess you guys have some use for fun.
After manually pushing this suggestion to the top of the list, Li Youzhi put his phone back in his pocket and took out the tools from his cabin.
When he just walked out of the cabin and prepared to land on the island, he found that Chen Yuming and Wei Yao, who were in charge of his group of photos, were standing on the beach in front of the work boat with sad faces.
Noticing the expressions of the two people, Li Youzhi grinned.
Others are talking nonsense. These two brothers and sisters followed me, but they suffered a lot...
With this in mind, Li Youzhi jumped off the work boat and walked up to the two of them.
"Teacher Xiaozhi...are you still going to the shelter today?"
"Should we follow?"
"Use it!"
Looking at the hardworking couple of director and photographer, Li Youzhi said happily:
"Brother Chen, most of the material you shot before was useless for the program. It's a pity that these materials were thrown away. Please help me organize these materials and make an edit. Edit a special episode about my survival in the past few days since I landed on the island. come out.
Yaoyao, you should follow me, shoot as usual, and then be responsible for helping me with the live broadcast guarantee. In the next few days, regardless of whether the program team will send it to you or not, I personally will multiply it by 2 according to the current standards for you two! "
Beep!
Received Chen Yuming and Wei Yao's additional [Worship] stunning value, 38 points!
Hearing Li Youzhi's words, the two editors, directors and photographers who had just been depressed due to the job change instantly became energetic!
Shooting on the island is considered a field trip, and the various subsidies include more than 800 a day.
If you double the amount, that’s one thousand seventeen a day!
Eight hundred dollars a day, dining and drinking dew with male guest No. 5 on the island is destructive. What do you call one thousand seven a day?
This is called escorting the boss and exploring the new world together!
"Boss, just watch it!"
"You don't have to worry about the material editing. I have all the photos I've taken these days in my heart. I'll get it done for you tonight!"
Seeing the two of them being impressed by his ability, Li Youzhi smiled and waved to Wei Yao, then carried the tools to the island.
…
After a night of baking, the waterproof layer made inside the shelter has almost dried up.
Standing with his hands on his hips in front of the shelter that had finished the main part, Li Youzhi silently edited a title [Sexy Brother, Desert Island Construction] on his laptop that was connected to a high-definition camera, and opened a hand-shaking live broadcast room!
Although the time was only around eight o'clock in the morning, due to the popularity of the announcement about quitting "Single", the number of people online in the live broadcast room instantly exceeded 50,000.
As Li Youzhi carrying tools appeared on the screen, the interactive area immediately burst into hahaha.
"Brother, why don't we apologize to the show team!"
"..."
Li Youzhi smiled lightly as he looked at the wall of bullets that popped up on the mobile phone's interactive screen.
"Hello everyone, starting today, our desert island life officially begins! I will live broadcast the entire life and construction process on the island. This is the foundation of the shelter that was dug yesterday. Today I plan to complete the main body.
Everyone is welcome to monitor the work online. If you have any ideas about the shelter, you can also put forward your suggestions in the interactive area. I will select suitable suggestions and add them to the construction plan! "
Li Youzhi waved to the camera and ignored the barrage of fun. He picked up his tools and started working!
Previously, he was restricted by the program team, and he could only adopt a construction plan of working one day and taking one day off, and preparing materials on the rest day.
But now that he has announced his withdrawal from the show, Brother Zhi no longer has any restraints.
Li Youzhi first carefully showed the current status of the shelter, and then began to construct the main part of the foundation.
According to his plan, the lower part of the shelter is based on two circular pits with a depth of one and a half meters, and the interior is coated with a waterproof layer. The upper part is built with a barrel-shaped conical structure made of bamboo wood as the top cover.
In this way, the overall height of the shelter can reach 2.5 meters, and the height of the central position exceeds 3 meters. A person like Li Youzhi, who is 1.83 meters tall, will not feel depressed when moving inside.
As tens of thousands of netizens watched, Li Youzhi carefully used the hammer of a construction shovel to drive the bamboo wood prepared yesterday around the foundation one by one, forming a cylindrical wall.
After setting aside a circular window for ventilation, lighting and the internal stove, we began to "raise the beams".
Because there are no nails, Li Youzhi used a traditional paper umbrella structure when designing the shelter;
The split bamboo pieces are inserted into the middle of the wall lengthwise one by one using mortise and tenon joints to form a very stable "合"-shaped main body.
Time passes little by little.
As Li Youzhi was very organized, with no redundant movements in every step, and a rhythm with a sense of order and beauty, the netizens in the live broadcast room who had come to watch the excitement were stunned!
"No... what kind of high-definition version of Minecraft is this?!"
"Why do I feel so comfortable watching him work? I feel like my mood calms down all of a sudden."
"Holy shit, shit, shit! This is simply good news for civil engineering dogs! If there were all workers like this on the construction site, I would just step on a horse and rub it with my hands to see the wonder!"
"Why didn't "Single" show these construction shots of my brother in the past two days? If this was released, how many male viewers would this show attract?"
"My girls love watching it too! Who didn't dig a secret base underground or build a tree house in a tree when they were young? They had the fantasy of having their own mysterious space!"
"Isn't this horse riding better than Lian Zong?"
As the above-ground part of Li Youzhi's shelter gradually took shape, the number of people online in the live broadcast room began to rise rapidly!
At the same time, on the other side of the island.
The DAY3 recording of "Single Is Hell" has begun.
On the beach, all the male and female guests were relieved when they learned that Li Youzhi would not be participating in the show today!
The female guest was extremely frightened by Li Youzhi's unscrupulous act of seizing Song Zhiya as free labor yesterday.
As for the male guests, although Li Youzhi is not the most popular person on the show these days, he is really eye-catching...
Although he didn't do anything serious, it started to lead the rhythm of the entire program to go off track.
Now that there is no such thing, everyone feels that the sky on the island is much clearer.
The task assigned by the program team to the male and female guests today is to pair up freely and make full use of the natural resources on the island to create a souvenir for the one you love.
On the beach, listening to the buzzing sound coming from the drone overhead, the five male guests took a deep breath.
Oh shit……
A world without Li Youzhi would be so wonderful!
No longer need to worry about someone suddenly running out to complete the task in seconds, no longer need to worry about someone completely breaking the rules and interrupting all your good ideas.
This Lian Zong... finally looks like a Lian Zong!
Standing among several people, Lu Weihao also took a deep breath of the salty sea breeze.
At this time, Lu Weihao no longer had any thoughts of messing up.
The big devil is gone... It's finally Brother Hao's turn to dominate this wall-breaking show!
On the side, seeing Lu Weihao's proud look, Song Zhiya, who was inexplicably depressed at the beginning of today's program, forced a smile and asked;
"No. 1, what souvenirs are you going to make?"
"Secret! Just wait, I will make the most beautiful thing on this island into the most memorable gift."
He raised his eyebrows at Song Zhiya, and with the sound of "mission begins" coming from the drone, Lu Weihao took big steps and walked into the deep forest.
…
The process of building the shelter went smoothly, but the procedure was cumbersome after all.
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Li Youzhi finally completed the roof of the shelter.
After more than seven hours of non-stop live broadcast, the number of people online in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room has reached 350,000+!
Studio.
Looking at the well-formed and large-scale shelter on the hillside, the interactive area is already boiling!
"Damn it, this is my dream house!"
"Okay, okay, little brother, you did a great job with this sea view house. Now please go away, I officially declare that this house is mine!"
"I've learned how to do it. Next time my mother-in-law asks me if I have a house on a blind date, I'll directly ask her how old she wants it to be, and I'll dig it for her according to my brother's standards!"
"Wake up, wake up! If you had this little brother's skills, why the hell would you even go on a blind date?"
After working for a whole day, although his physical strength was good, Li Youzhi felt a little tired at this time.
I glanced at the barrage on my mobile phone, which had a completely different tone. I used the parachute cord that was broken into single strands to fix the rice dumpling leaves on the roof that were used to protect the roof from the wind and rain. I saw that the shelter could finally be protected from the wind and rain. So, Li Youzhi wiped the sweat from his forehead and nodded with satisfaction.
"Now the roof part has been completed. The water-conducting performance of the rice dumpling leaves is very good. They are spread on the roof in a staggered position. The waterproof effect is almost the same as that of tiles. The main part is roughly like this. I just saw a friend suggesting that I It was originally planned to make a simple stove in the house.
The red mud was ready, but it was getting late. In order to prevent hunger tonight, I am going to get something to eat first, so that we can dry the stove and eat seafood at the same time at night! "
Smiling heartily at the live broadcast camera, Li Youzhi picked up the harpoon and switched the live broadcast room to a head-mounted lens.
Looking at the somewhat blackened skyline in the southwest and the faint light of thunder hidden in it, Li Youzhi, feeling that a heavy rain was coming, quickly walked down the hillside.
In order to avoid too long delays in going back and forth, Li Youzhi walked quickly.
As his figure shuttled through the dark forest in the evening, in a short while, the beach covered with a layer of golden light from the sunset appeared in front of him.
However, just when Li Youzhi was about to go to the reef to get some seafood to satisfy his hunger at night, he suddenly stopped.
I saw... on the sea in the distance, a luxury yacht painted in white and pink was slowly leaving with its whistle.
On the coast, a lonely figure, with infinite desolation, squatted like a stone in front of the beach where the tide began to rise.
Noticing the sound of the forest behind him, the figure slowly turned his head.
A sudden brake came to a stop, Li Youzhi blinked while holding the harpoon.
Damn it... Yuan Hua?
Ah, no,
Damn it, Lu Weihao?
Hearing Li Youzhi's laughter that he wanted to hold back but felt rude, so he just let it go, Lu Weihao, who was once again staying on Hell Island... couldn't hold it any longer.
…
"So, why are you single again?"
The main body has begun to take shape, and it can be called a shelter of rough housing.
While helping Li Youzhi hand over large pieces of red clay, and watching Li Youzhi use delicate techniques to shape a simple stove, Lu Weihao could no longer hide the bitterness on his face.
"I really thought that there are many kinds of birds on the island, and many seabirds have very beautiful feathers. After hearing about today's mission, I thought about picking up some feathers in the forest to make a feather crown for the female guest..."
Hearing Lu Weihao's thoughts, Li Youzhi frowned as he slapped the last handful of red mud on the stove.
Are you really afraid of something serious?
It is true that there are many kinds of birds on Hell Island, and many of them have colorful feathers, but what is the condition of those bird feathers in the forest?
Those are all dropped by birds fighting or falling off naturally. If you can pick them up, they have been soaked in bird droppings for how many days!
Use that thing to make a feather crown... Wow, Li Youzhi feels disgusted just thinking about it.
When Li Youzhi looked at him like he was an idiot, Lu Weihao wanted to die.
"Damn it, it stinks. No female guest is willing to exchange souvenirs with me, Minato! People on the Internet say you are the owner of Hell Island. I think I am the one!"
Seeing that Lu Weihao's eyes were red, Li Youzhi smiled and shook his head.
I felt that the solidity of the red clay stove was pretty good, so I pounded the coconut palm I had collected into a ball and put it in. After igniting it with the flint on my survival knife, I added dried bamboo slices little by little and baked it slowly. The stove makes it completely solid.
After wiping the mud off his hands, Lu Weihao looked up and saw that the main body was all completed, only the interior of the shelter was still a bit empty. Lu Weihao really wanted to cry.
I thought that when Li Youzhi quit the show, his good days were coming... But with Li Youzhi's withdrawal, an even more cruel fact became unavoidable.
I am... just a dish!
"Okay, Brother Zhi, it's getting late. I'm going back to the tent."
"It's going to rain. Let's start the fire right away. Let's have a meal before leaving. After all, you are also the first guest to come to the shelter after it is built."
Hearing Lu Weihao's resignation, Li Youzhi, who was squatting in front of the fire, smiled faintly.
boom!
As soon as he finished speaking, a thunder exploded outside.
Immediately afterwards... fine raindrops hit the thick roof of the shelter.
Amidst the patter of raindrops, Li Youzhi stood up and took a coconut shell as big as a helmet from his bedroom and fixed it on the stove where the glowing fire was already rising.
I opened two more raw coconuts, poured the coconut juice inside into the "coconut shell pot", and then poured in the sea fish, small octopus, razor clams, sea urchins, and clams that I had just processed.
After blinking and looking at the pure natural coconut juice and a pair of bamboo chopsticks that Li Youzhi handed him, Lu Weihao suddenly felt a sore nose.
"Brother Zhi... How about you go back to the show tomorrow? You will be the one for me on DAY4... Wow, it will save us two brothers a lot of suffering in this place full of bird shit."
Why don't you fuck Brother Zhi? You are too lazy to stay on Hell Island. Brother Zhi stays on Hell Island because Brother Zhi is too strong, okay? !
Pouring his lips in disgust, Li Youzhi grabbed two small bamboo stools that he had made temporarily during the lunch break, and gathered around the coconut hot pot with chopsticks.
Looking at the hot pot that was bubbling and exuding a burst of coconut fragrance and fresh seafood, he picked up a small octopus with his chopsticks, put it into his mouth in a bowl made of coconut shells, and stuffed it into his mouth. .
Seeing Li Youzhi move his chopsticks, Lu Weihao quickly picked up a piece of yellow sea bream and stuffed it into his mouth.
His eyes instantly lit up when he felt the fish meat that exuded the fragrance of coconut and had a delicate and tender texture!
"Oh my, it smells so good!"
Bursts of muffled thunder, pattering rain, the sound of coconut shell hot pot being opened, and the crackling of bamboo slices in the oven were all intertwined.
Through the live broadcast lens Li Youzhi installed on the wall, looking at the red light reflected by the fire and bonfire, it added a layer of warmth and security to everything in sight...
"Damn it, what the hell kind of abode is this? I feel so safe just looking at it. I'm crying with envy!"
"Lu Weihao, you are so confused! You are still doing Mao Lianzong. Isn't it much better to hang out with the little brother than your bad Lianzong?"
"Ah, ah, I really want to go, I really want to eat such a meal in such a shelter on such a rainy night!"
"Ci'ao! The takeaway I just ordered in my hand suddenly doesn't smell good!"
"This is the life in my dreams, this is the life I yearn for! If you create a variety show, I advise you to just create a variety show yourself! In this small house, invite friends to live here, and film daily life like this ! I love watching it, I really love watching it with my real name!!!”
Li Youzhi has been live broadcasting for a full twelve hours, and in the live broadcast room where the number of people online has reached 700,000, the barrage has been completely... blasted to the point of explosion!
PS: Oops, this is such a crappy coding assistant, and it doesn’t block the chapter outline. It has been modified. I will post this extra chapter at the end without exceeding the number of words. There will be no extra charge.